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  • she got kidnapped because she wasn't in the kitchen!!!!!

    

  • it's how the program works LOLOLOLOL

  • @xXPlankOfWudXx Fuck you

  • no send the helicopter to everywhere thats not new york cuz thats where they said they are and you cant trust terrorists

  • anyone notice that at 1:30 he looks at his imaginary watch?

  • The thiing we all don't know is...we are all his daughters.

  • Nahhh hes got it all wrong, send the helicopter to everywhere except for North America

  • hey guys keep making wrist control jokes it gets funnier every time -___-

  • @mrmma91 wrist control is key. :D

  • O hello there helico-- *Bullet*

    bloodbloodbloodbloodbloodblood­blood

  • Send the helicopter that anywhere that's not South America!

  • that narrows it down

  • Enhance. Enhance. Enhance...

    ...Just print already!

  • Luckily he has a lot of daughters

  • He is from the cyberpolice and he is backtracing!

  • how many daughters does this guy have?

  • Holy fucking shit, why is there a helicopter outside my window?

  • 177 checked south america

  • I make that same hand gesture now at inapropriate time.

    "It's not you, it's me, I want to see other people" *Weird hand gesture*

    "Oh, baby! when I see you in those tight jeans, it makes me want to..." *Hand gesture*

    "It's a boy!" *Hand gesture*

  • He's not in Argentina

  • "I might have to dog a grave tonight"

    "Don't hurt my daughter"

    "Haha! well that depends on you right! I'm kidding...kind of"

  • condoms feel weird

  • @deezstack Wrong video, bro.

  • @troubleincorporated .... i know

  • LOL talking about his day XD

  • the only reason there daughter got kidnapped was because she didnt have propper wrist control :(

  • Lmao the ending lolololololol send a chopper everywhere thts not south america

  • You're still looking in Argentina?!?

  • I thumbs downed because I'm *SPOILER ALERT*

  • that guy has a lot of daughters

  • 174 people needed a few more seconds.

  • omfg i was just watching taken

  • send the helichopter to everywhere thats not south america! lol i just love that end part

  • @xianos707 well thank you for ruining the movie FOR EVERY MOTHER FUCKER WHO ISNT BLIND... BUT THEY PROBABLY WONT WATCH THIS BUT FUCK YOU STILL.

  • @1joel8 u mad bro?

  • @TheGyratingPubis either /b/ or 12 

  • @1joel8 Butthurt kid is butthurt.

  • He's not in buenos aires......

  • Which daughter?

  • didn't this used to be called daughters?

  • Doesn't this take like 20 seconds??

    -sigh- only in the movies... LMAO

  • Yo dumbass dam funny makes no sense

  • Its ok, he has 40,000 more daughters

  • Just go to the street corner? :D

  • we lost him..... we lost him.... LMAO

  • fake people who find missing children would never search argentina

  • lol he said be there in 10 mins.... 6 hours ago :P

  • He's not in Argentina.

    Well, duh. LOL.

  • turn on transcribe audio at 1:00 it says lol

  • this isn't real.

  • @TheRydog100 well no shit

  • @baijanmew it was a joke.

  • @TheRydog100 no ur just a retard

  • @baijanmew no, Donald, the guy who made this, went on a podcast and said in the beginning when he first posted this video there really hadn't been any "skits" on YouTube so people started saying things like "THIS ISN'T REAL!", and so I made the joke.

    P.S: "you're", isn't spelled, "ur" retard.

  • @TheRydog100 well i didn't know that tard, i deal with too many retards on youtube so that comment seemed funny retarded. p.s. i dont give a shit its text talk retard

  • @baijanmew Did you actually just insult someone for not typing like a complete dumb-ass? You do realize it takes about half a second to type you're. I guess you're too brain dead though.

  • @iamthebestnoob i cba to retaliate but i would love to call you a dickweed thank you

  • @baijanmew I cba to retaliate you too <3

  • south america is just north america but south....

  • @iipronk holy fuck, you're good with geography. Does that mean South Dakota and South Carolina are just North Dakota and North Carolina but south?

  • @EdmundNovak no. North Dakota and North Carolina are South Dakota and South Carolina only north!

    Its only South America thats is north america only south ^^

  • It's funny because it goes with the Daughters video xD

  • This video made me crack up xDDD

  • hey im from Ecuador :)

  • @wolfhappe Then you're not the kidnapper! YAY!

  • at 1:37 by the way he says "daughter" u can tell its the black guy :P derrick

  • "don't hurt my daughter"

    "ahah, well that depends on you right? i'm kidding .. kind of .."

  • umm budy i dont thing there is that many helicopters

  • ,insert qoute from vid to get top comment here [......]

  • he's not in buenos aires

    ur still looking in argentina?

    that's in argentina?

    LOL

  • hey guys thanks for ruining the punchline of the video with your thumbs up comments. you must be proud of yourselves

  • this guy...

  • ITS HOW THE PROGRAM WORKS!

  • that guy sounds like niko bellic.

  • lol is there a home track your daughter program you can buy that only searches in South America haha

  • hey its the sequel to daughters:cause condoms feel wierd LOL

  • lol hes gonna send 1 helicoptor

  • @jjburner damn straight

  • mhm.. my family's from argentina. :l

  • HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! why aren't you guys on tv?

  • Wow, all you people are funny, quoting comments just makes you that much funnier retards.

  • @Hooah740 awwww shucks, you don't mean that :)

  • @cthorste i agree you guys would be rich i mean not rich like RICH RICH

  • thats my phone i swear to god thats scary because its not the most common model its kind of old

  • we all know the black guy is doing the voice lol

  • hey guys keep quoting the end and ruining the whole video. really appreciate it

  • @HeyYTplzDontBanMeK how bout not reading the comments before watching the video?

  • @HeyYTplzDontBanMeK Don't read the comments till the end dumbass.

  • @HeyYTplzDontBanMeK you dont have to read the comments before hand nor do you even have to read the comments period.......

  • @wolfaction12 When I made that comment, all of the comments at the top were quotations from the end of the video, and I happened to glance at them while reading the description.

  • @HeyYTplzDontBanMeK oh.... well my mistake...

  • @wolfaction12 No it's fine, I get it. I should read the comments afterwards just so such a thing doesn't happen. You raised a good point.

  • @HeyYTplzDontBanMeK Sorry man it happens to me too :( I'll be looking at the suggestions and in the corner of my eye I'll see another qoute...... : / sorry man haha

  • @wolfaction12 No problem :P

  • lmao it's the black guy doing the accent on the other end of the line

  • "Haha, I'm kidding-- Kind of..."

  • "Ok, he's not in the house"

  • This is extremely funny, keep the videos coming

  • Drink Johnny much? Dang....

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  • Dun dun DUUUUUNNNN!!!!

  • It all started when I kidnapped your daughter.

  • he's not in the house

  • LOL

  • lol when i watched this the phone rand nd my cell vibrated lol

  • not in the house

  • All of south america's women are probably his daughters.

  • haha not in ecuador, thats my country!

  • okay, he's not in the house..

    WTF LOL

  • LOL send the helicopters to everywhere thats not south america

  • HAHAHA (ü)

  • "Don't hurt my daughter"

    "Haha, that depends on you, right? Just kidding. Kind of."

  • the terrorist is probably his daughter

  • his wife is probably his daughter too

  • xD Ten minutes, seriously now.

  • ok he's not in argentina lmao!!!!

  • haha they talked all the way till the morning, lmao XD

  • LOL @ "Well, I have been having a shitty day. It all started when I kidnapped your daughter."

    Girl: *gets frustrated* "I can't do this!"

  • isnt this related to their other video "daughters"?

  • LOL

    "It all started when I kidnapped your daughter".

  • Send the helicopter to everywhere that's not South America!

  • "wooooow cant believe we talked till the morning!"

  • Shes hot.

  • only in the movies...

  • @Zoro11031 170 fake russian accented people who are terrorists were pissed off because of the making of this video

  • @TheRetardBoyz You're original!

  • Hello, hello, hello...?

  • "well, i might have to bury a grave tonight." lol

  • Funny but Daughters is so much more.

  • Agreed

  • shes hot!

  • he's hot!

  • not as funny as others

  • eee

  • send THE helicopter to everywhere thats not ssouth america priceless

  • i woulda been pissed if i were her.........

  • ...ouch

  • Wow.... This is there first real video and now... there in the movies...

  • doesn't this take like 20 secs? only in the movies....

  • that isnt in south america not in

  • so this was a prequel to the daughters video?

  • yea

  • ur a fag

  • @smartfamily6 you're a dick.

  • why south america try new york or the state ur in aka new york not argentia

  • it all started when i kidnapped your daughter... hahahaha i laughed all the video long

  • this movie looks painful

  • wow that was sooo stupid i just couldnt help laughing.but seriously that would so suck if you had been on the phobe for 6 hours and your spouse makes you feel bad by saying only a few seconds longer.i'd be like arrrggghhhh im gonna kill you you son of a beech

  • send a helicopter to everywhere thats NOT south america lol!!!

  • Wooow...

    XD

  • "send the helicopter to everywhere thats not south america"

    LMAO

  • the end was class!

  • wich daughter do they have? lol

  • Guyz, you're both wrong, he says "helicopteR", singular. That's part of why it's funny...

  • hey! im just saying. not trying to be rude

  • 'i just reached a point in my life where im like, do i have any real friends? or are they just terrorists trying to over throw governments?' ahah funny stuff

  • "it seems like people don't listen anymore. they just wait for their turn to talk."

    lol

  • "we've been on the phone for 6 hours." LOL