@Adrian12231988 Thats not exactly true. His best stuff was probably behind him by the time he died. I agree he was a legend in stand up tho. Even if he did bitch about women too much.
Wow, where are the jokes? Dice made a complete FOOL of himself...why didn't he just save everyone some time and just blow Carrot Top right there on the stage already? It would have been a lot funnier and less painful to watch than this.
i like that the guy known for being a fucking asshole says the fewest mean things at a roast, where everyone is expected to be an asshole. (not being sarcastic, i actually do like it)
I think Dice is still popular, because he's loved by Call of Duty children who think rambling on and saying a dirty word every two seconds equals comedy gold. They think if Dice is semi successful than they can be too. And don't get me wrong, back in the 80s Dice had some pretty funny stuff. It wasn't legendary, but he had edge and some decent jokes. This, on the other hand is just embarrassing and you Dice fans need to accept that he just sucks nowadays.
I think the Diceman is bankrupt, the poor bastard. Simmons on the other hand, is fucking wealthy. Thats how he affords the botox and filler he gets which makes him look like a chinaman.
Dice Clay had one wimpy poem that was mildly clever and has rode the coat tails of other comedians for decades. The guy seriously couldn't say something funny if his life depended on it. His tough guy look just makes him look even more pathetic, especially when he isn't funny at all.
Gene Simmons the Bozo ? HAAAAAAAAAA throw some make up on and throw your tongue out ! We are Jews ? DAM ! i dnt know he was jew ? o shit ! DICE THE JEW MAN !
all those people on stage have got so many skeletons in their closet... integrity went out the door loooong ago... its pretty sad to see these hasbeens still trying to hang on
@thehonzie1 I dont want to argue with you man, cause its all just opinion..and i am not tryin to be a dick, just tellin you what i think. But i have never laughed at this guy outside of when i was a kid and he was just getting famous with the twisting up of the mother goose shit. I am just the opposite of you, when it comes to this guy stuff. I dont get why people think he is funny. Oh, i did think when he cussed out the CNN people, that was funny..
@theluscious how can u be a fan of Dice AND have all those gay fantasies u have? We know ur a sword swallower but why bring the rest of us in to ur weird fetishes. Check the comments bitch titty man. The word is out Dice sucks!!!
Who's Danny Bonaduce? Only the best bass player EVER, come on!
... just joking. Yeah, they shouldn't have had him as the main person you continually see in the background, looking heavily sedated and/or bored. And to think I looked up to Danny during the early 70s, when I was 9 or 10. :-)
This is creepy in so many ways. It is like a scene from Dante's Inferno starring Gene Simmons. You know he has few true friends if the Danny Partridge and ADC are onstage. GREED IS NOT THE SECRET BEHIND GREAT BUSINESS MINDS and gene simmons is one thing: Greedy.
Since my job gives me weekends off (not like the one you have where you will be working a 4-8 shift tonight washing dishes in a dirty Mexican restaurant and begging to get more hours because you have your kids next weekend and need the extra pay to feed them), I'll explain if u can keep up I watch Dice cause I want to see if he could get back any of the magic he had. Sadly he don't have it no more watch his old stuff vs now and give an honest assesment, he sucks now! So open up suck my dick FAG!
Dice is so unfunny now it's sad. His routine just never evolved. The unlit cigarette is not cool. Squeezing his fat, bald ass into that outdated leather is like seeing Eddie Munster dress like 1964 in 2011....sad. Give it up Dice. It's not only that he's not funny anymore it's that a) he doesn't realize it and b) he has no self deprecating in him at all. Nonsense of humor. He still thinks this is a hot act, it's not. Just unwatchable. And the poor comics of today that admired him don't have the
@dlm8618 Who the fuck are you to decide that Dice ain't funny? I don't see corny ass tearing it up anywhere telling jokes. Oh I've been watching Dice do it for almost 25 years. Dice don't give up shit. The room loved you and your true fans love you. This ball muncher telling you to give it up but you noticed his unemployed ass watched your set. That's the irony of the Dice haters: talking shit YET still watching Dice's clips. Diceman rules!
@TheLuscious He can decide if he's funny you jackass, it's called an opinion. Dice isn't funny. And you've been watching utter shit for 25 years... bravo. Also how do form an opinion of something if you don't watch it? He watches the set to see what horrendous comedy is.. and sometimes thats amusing., or is this notion unheard of to you?
@MrSpideradam I saw his act with my old man in Vegas, no lie it was a pretty decent set, but my father hyped it up like he was an Eddie Murphy or Richard prior, not only was a severely disappointed, but then I started watching his Vids on youtube and that disappoint was vastly increased.... He's pretty jokes on Entourage though.
@RicoDeLaHoya yeah was this in 09? i saw him live and i come from australia so its not like we get huge names from there but i loved his movies back then so when i was there i was like meh ok why not i did like it would i go again maybe if he comes up with new stuff but arh its more of a cool i seen him type u no
@RicoDeLaHoya Who the fuck are you or do you bend over when DLM8618 tells you to? Your mother told me what a worthless bastard you are. She had something in her mouth so it was hard to hear her. Called you worthless, stupid, mentally retarded and my new BLOCKED bitch. Go run and tell that to your man after DLM finish banging you in that tight ass of yours.
@TheLuscious I hate stupid little faggots like you. Because I speak my opinion, and back up another person's opinion you want to insult me, and my mother? Grow a pair you fucking bitch and learn some respect. Not only is what you said completely retarded, makes no sense,and is insulting, but for me to even waste a second considering what a bitch who likes to take his daddy's dick in his mouth and play tough guy. DICE sucks it's an opinion get over bitch! Faggot as Internet tough guy ha laughable
@TheLuscious You wouldn't understand. You're an idiot. You're as dumb as Dice and that's why your on his dick. Just because someone doesn't agree with you don't insult their families. I don't talk about how your mother is a cum-guzzling whore who will take a dick from a hobo, or how your wife organizes gang-bangs while your away, or that you and your entire family are completely worthless, especially your retarded offspring. That's just not my style... oh wait.
I haven't heard that much forced laughter in a long time. Poor guy, he used to be amazing. The cigarette thing is just weird. Does he buy new cigarettes or does he carry around the same pack?
if you dont like andrew dice clay then why the fuck would you click on this video in the first place. Also if he can sell out the garden 2 nights in a row then you must be doin something right.
@benjy66667 the same reason why Larry the cable guy makes 250,000 a night and sells out stadiums, because retards like yourself need something to enjoy too but without having to think.
Holy shit! 539,670 Poeple have watched this dibacle on youtube. I have to believe that at-least 1 of those 529,670 people killed themselves after watching Dice perform.
I would gladly shoot you in the face just for being enough of a soulless cunt to actually spew out that tired ass phrase as though it were clever. GET ANAL CANCER AND DIE. How about that? Hope your mom gets hit by a fucking bus, but doesn't die immediately and lingers long enough in the hospital to get a flesh-eating virus that slowly consumes her over a painful three week period. Am I making myself clear? FUCK YOU.
@MrFarcry1966 what a little douchebag, BAAAAAAAA HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA !!! another lil wanna be internet warrior hiding behind a keyboard n screen, BAAAA HAHAHAHAHAAAAA. FREAK @!!!
They should firebomb wherever this was filmed and put VH1 out of business. They'd also be doing these hacks a favor by putting them out of their misery.
the roast was great then this douche comes on..... he totally sucked the life out of the whole roast..... way to blow a great night you washed up never been
i don't understand all the hate... i thought Dice did pretty good and it was pretty funny... "suck the life outta the room?" <- what? people were laughing... "the situation" <- it was NOTHING like that... it was a mildly funny act for the roast. i don't see the problem. DICE RULES!
Gene just radiates doucheness
MindstormRecs 2 weeks ago
Obscenity, rather.
kas3001 1 month ago
Not one obsceneity during the entire performance. I'm impressed.
kas3001 1 month ago
dice and gene simmons to huge stars from 80s who are old hasbeens now.tho gene still has a huge fortune. dice has squandered his fortune.
1WhoMee1 1 month ago
Considering that was improvisation, it was real good.
Alain26m 1 month ago
hey man, Kinison is freakin' legendary! and he died basically before he could REALLY shine!
Adrian12231988 1 month ago
@Adrian12231988 Thats not exactly true. His best stuff was probably behind him by the time he died. I agree he was a legend in stand up tho. Even if he did bitch about women too much.
blastingcaps 1 month ago
Wow, where are the jokes? Dice made a complete FOOL of himself...why didn't he just save everyone some time and just blow Carrot Top right there on the stage already? It would have been a lot funnier and less painful to watch than this.
jeremyrfritz 2 months ago 3
Fuck Kinison,The Dice Man is ten times the comic he is.
thehonzie1 2 months ago
@thehonzie1 Beside what you saying just being an opinion...its not true. Can you explain how you came to this opinion?
blastingcaps 1 month ago
Gene simmon's thought throughout this vid: out of all the jew comics in Hollywood you got this no talented bald prick?
TheWolowiz 2 months ago 2
even stealing kinison's trench coat now too.
phosgene2 2 months ago
carrot top has a serial killer face.
rocknrollporn 2 months ago
Carrot Top has turned into one scary motherfucker! YIKES!
gothicrain888 2 months ago
i like that the guy known for being a fucking asshole says the fewest mean things at a roast, where everyone is expected to be an asshole. (not being sarcastic, i actually do like it)
GWENMiSCHiEF 2 months ago
fucking funny
BNSF1985 2 months ago
I've never seen Gene Simmons look scared before...
mydarklovelyprince 2 months ago 2
holy shit, one uggly jew after another. Fucking uggly old kike bastard stampede LOL
shitonMOHAMMAD 2 months ago
I think Dice is still popular, because he's loved by Call of Duty children who think rambling on and saying a dirty word every two seconds equals comedy gold. They think if Dice is semi successful than they can be too. And don't get me wrong, back in the 80s Dice had some pretty funny stuff. It wasn't legendary, but he had edge and some decent jokes. This, on the other hand is just embarrassing and you Dice fans need to accept that he just sucks nowadays.
90sJunkie1 2 months ago 3
@90sJunkie1 say that to Dice's face jerkoff , he's beat you like a red headed step child.
OneTheyForgot 1 month ago
I think the Diceman is bankrupt, the poor bastard. Simmons on the other hand, is fucking wealthy. Thats how he affords the botox and filler he gets which makes him look like a chinaman.
BackEddy29 2 months ago
Dice is such a bozo, nothing he says is funny
163388416 3 months ago
Dice Clay had one wimpy poem that was mildly clever and has rode the coat tails of other comedians for decades. The guy seriously couldn't say something funny if his life depended on it. His tough guy look just makes him look even more pathetic, especially when he isn't funny at all.
fenix9885 3 months ago
God, is he ever funny?
liquidpig 3 months ago
gene simmons looks like omg this mutherfucker is going to rip into my ass!
MissJenni2642 3 months ago
@MissJenni2642 bet it wouldnt be the first time
surfin4 3 months ago
@surfin4 lol....I agree
MissJenni2642 3 months ago
Those pants Simmons is wearing are badass!
Jnevanon 3 months ago
Gene Simmons the Bozo ? HAAAAAAAAAA throw some make up on and throw your tongue out ! We are Jews ? DAM ! i dnt know he was jew ? o shit ! DICE THE JEW MAN !
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Its The Dice man ! Throw those snake Eyes ! If you dont have something to say , Just call the DICE MAN ! he will tell them for you!
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GalaticSpaceHero 3 months ago
hahaha at 6:17 you see Ralphie May say to Dice good job asshole LOL
saltytsp 3 months ago
all those people on stage have got so many skeletons in their closet... integrity went out the door loooong ago... its pretty sad to see these hasbeens still trying to hang on
weelanj 3 months ago
Fucking hilarious.
Edubbplate 4 months ago
ZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.......
joe1969812 4 months ago
damn die just keeps rolling a 2
nauticazn25 4 months ago
dice just keeps crappin out
nauticazn25 4 months ago
wow...i can do a better job
nauticazn25 4 months ago 3
hickory dickory dick, the mouse fell off the whoa ho shackn i meana fduhojd (inaudible noise) ..wooooah
kingback19 4 months ago
Gross,... Dice dont hug someone with a cigatette in your fucking mouth
archon808 4 months ago
so terrible
LOCO726 4 months ago
Hilary Clinton i fucker her ohhhhhhhhhhhh]
spadeofhartz 4 months ago
painfully unfunny
killerbs420 4 months ago 3
How the hell can people not think the dice mans funny. The guys fuckin hilarious to me anyway. Ive always found his shit funny.
thehonzie1 4 months ago 25
@thehonzie1
He's not for everybody, haha. I used to dislike him, but his style of comedy grows on me more and more over time.
It's still kinda hit or miss for me, but he's made me lol pretty hard at times.
KyleSkullz 4 months ago
@thehonzie1 richard pryor was funny,bill hicks was funny,this asshole aint funny
brewt1mer 2 months ago
@thehonzie1 hes funny, hes just a horrible rude piece of shit person. funny though.
ThrowDownArtists 2 months ago
@thehonzie1 I dont want to argue with you man, cause its all just opinion..and i am not tryin to be a dick, just tellin you what i think. But i have never laughed at this guy outside of when i was a kid and he was just getting famous with the twisting up of the mother goose shit. I am just the opposite of you, when it comes to this guy stuff. I dont get why people think he is funny. Oh, i did think when he cussed out the CNN people, that was funny..
Cheers
A
blastingcaps 1 month ago
@thehonzie1 : i can't believe you or anyone else would think his stupid nursery rhymes are funny
imsljr420 1 week ago
omg what the fuck was that horrible looking thing at 1:32!!.....oh nevermind its just Carrot Top
ThePistons4life 4 months ago
booooooooorrrrrinnnnnnngggg
NBAfan1993 4 months ago
The stage looks like a freak show.
BiasedEquilibrium 4 months ago
This guy is painful to watch....jesus.
keerkhor 4 months ago
Bo$o the Clown lmao
jonesey5168 4 months ago
LOL HOLY SHIT THAT ENDING WAS REAL... HE REALLY WAS PISSED.. RALPHIE " GOOD JOB ASSHOLE" LOL CLASSIC
nick1c1 4 months ago
I yawned
macluca1 5 months ago
About 10 years ago Danny Bonaduce came into the store I used to work at. Fucking loser tried to make small talk with me. What douche.
SlothGamer60 5 months ago
the funniest part of this video is Ralphie May yelling "good job, asshole". Ralphie May can do that, because he's funny.
EpicArt 5 months ago
@EpicArt ralphie may is a comic abortion that lived.
reg5381 4 months ago 3
@theluscious how can u be a fan of Dice AND have all those gay fantasies u have? We know ur a sword swallower but why bring the rest of us in to ur weird fetishes. Check the comments bitch titty man. The word is out Dice sucks!!!
dlm8618 5 months ago
@6:16 fat guy - "good job asshole"
samcotton 5 months ago
Dice its time to retire you havent been funny since the 80s
NamIsIll 5 months ago
Bombing...
jcwbluedevil 5 months ago
Fuck Danny Bonaduce, He cant wipe The Dice Mans ass. Who the fuck is he!
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Who's Danny Bonaduce? Only the best bass player EVER, come on!
... just joking. Yeah, they shouldn't have had him as the main person you continually see in the background, looking heavily sedated and/or bored. And to think I looked up to Danny during the early 70s, when I was 9 or 10. :-)
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@thehonzie1 he fucked your wife asshole
surfinaway10afly 2 weeks ago
Just watching Danny Bonaduce in the background to me says..."why is this waste of sperm in the same room as us"?
splatt33face 5 months ago
See how funny any of YOU are after 25 years on the road and dealing with the bullshit. If you do not like Dice, why are you HERE?
MrStratospheric 5 months ago 2
@MrStratospheric Why am I here? I'm watching clips of the Gene Simmons roast, which this extremely unfunny man was a part of.
TheBrainMachine78 4 months ago
Only the biggest douche in the world, (Gene Simmons), would throw himself a roast. wow...
phishinvan 5 months ago
the jacket and the un-lit cig...lmao.. is he telling jokes or talking to his therapist?
carlawon 5 months ago
Steel Panther was there!!!
Crimson28 6 months ago
This is creepy in so many ways. It is like a scene from Dante's Inferno starring Gene Simmons. You know he has few true friends if the Danny Partridge and ADC are onstage. GREED IS NOT THE SECRET BEHIND GREAT BUSINESS MINDS and gene simmons is one thing: Greedy.
eqsmooth 6 months ago
Bonadouche (my cute nickname), Clay & Simmons on the same stage, oh my. The stench of douche is everywhere
ViperRob42 6 months ago
Since my job gives me weekends off (not like the one you have where you will be working a 4-8 shift tonight washing dishes in a dirty Mexican restaurant and begging to get more hours because you have your kids next weekend and need the extra pay to feed them), I'll explain if u can keep up I watch Dice cause I want to see if he could get back any of the magic he had. Sadly he don't have it no more watch his old stuff vs now and give an honest assesment, he sucks now! So open up suck my dick FAG!
dlm8618 6 months ago
Dice is so unfunny now it's sad. His routine just never evolved. The unlit cigarette is not cool. Squeezing his fat, bald ass into that outdated leather is like seeing Eddie Munster dress like 1964 in 2011....sad. Give it up Dice. It's not only that he's not funny anymore it's that a) he doesn't realize it and b) he has no self deprecating in him at all. Nonsense of humor. He still thinks this is a hot act, it's not. Just unwatchable. And the poor comics of today that admired him don't have the
dlm8618 6 months ago
@dlm8618 Who the fuck are you to decide that Dice ain't funny? I don't see corny ass tearing it up anywhere telling jokes. Oh I've been watching Dice do it for almost 25 years. Dice don't give up shit. The room loved you and your true fans love you. This ball muncher telling you to give it up but you noticed his unemployed ass watched your set. That's the irony of the Dice haters: talking shit YET still watching Dice's clips. Diceman rules!
TheLuscious 6 months ago
@TheLuscious It's his opinion dude. You can't argue with it.
Jordanr00lz 5 months ago
@TheLuscious He can decide if he's funny you jackass, it's called an opinion. Dice isn't funny. And you've been watching utter shit for 25 years... bravo. Also how do form an opinion of something if you don't watch it? He watches the set to see what horrendous comedy is.. and sometimes thats amusing., or is this notion unheard of to you?
RicoDeLaHoya 5 months ago
@RicoDeLaHoya have u seen dice live he is funny
MrSpideradam 5 months ago
@MrSpideradam I saw his act with my old man in Vegas, no lie it was a pretty decent set, but my father hyped it up like he was an Eddie Murphy or Richard prior, not only was a severely disappointed, but then I started watching his Vids on youtube and that disappoint was vastly increased.... He's pretty jokes on Entourage though.
RicoDeLaHoya 5 months ago
@RicoDeLaHoya yeah was this in 09? i saw him live and i come from australia so its not like we get huge names from there but i loved his movies back then so when i was there i was like meh ok why not i did like it would i go again maybe if he comes up with new stuff but arh its more of a cool i seen him type u no
MrSpideradam 4 months ago
@RicoDeLaHoya Who the fuck are you or do you bend over when DLM8618 tells you to? Your mother told me what a worthless bastard you are. She had something in her mouth so it was hard to hear her. Called you worthless, stupid, mentally retarded and my new BLOCKED bitch. Go run and tell that to your man after DLM finish banging you in that tight ass of yours.
TheLuscious 5 months ago
@TheLuscious I hate stupid little faggots like you. Because I speak my opinion, and back up another person's opinion you want to insult me, and my mother? Grow a pair you fucking bitch and learn some respect. Not only is what you said completely retarded, makes no sense,and is insulting, but for me to even waste a second considering what a bitch who likes to take his daddy's dick in his mouth and play tough guy. DICE sucks it's an opinion get over bitch! Faggot as Internet tough guy ha laughable
RicoDeLaHoya 5 months ago
@TheLuscious You wouldn't understand. You're an idiot. You're as dumb as Dice and that's why your on his dick. Just because someone doesn't agree with you don't insult their families. I don't talk about how your mother is a cum-guzzling whore who will take a dick from a hobo, or how your wife organizes gang-bangs while your away, or that you and your entire family are completely worthless, especially your retarded offspring. That's just not my style... oh wait.
RicoDeLaHoya 5 months ago
@dlm8618 dude you are right.. anyone who watches this and says this guy is funny is just as lame..
carlawon 5 months ago
"The Situation" was as funny.....
bigfilmhat 6 months ago 2
Wow...that really wasn't very entertaining...at all.
Derby14 6 months ago
iLove What He Was Saying About Carrot Top, B/c Carrot Top Is The Best.
But At 2:19
What Was Carrot Top Doing........? 0.o
kaylaloveswwe 6 months ago
FAGGOTS
SkyfireAce 6 months ago
fuck you ALL - DICEMAN RULES.
OneTheyForgot 6 months ago
@OneTheyForgot
HA dicemans not funny, its boring and hes a fuckiing tool bag
guitar19904 6 months ago
Almost as bad as the situation
HEFT312 6 months ago 2
Andrew Dice Clay...... "kissed Genes ass"? Unbelievable!!!! Lost all respect for him... SUCKED!!
johnnytruck2009 7 months ago
worst roaster ever.
arashtony 7 months ago
One embarrassing, washed-up joke roasting another.
SchrodingersGat 7 months ago 5
what a fuckin ass kisser
paudiemaguire1 7 months ago
The funniest thing about this video ...are the comments posted under it...
carlawon 7 months ago 6
It would have been more entertaining if they'd turned his mike off
mocus1 7 months ago
Weird name "Andrew DICE CLAY"
GUNNNS4HIRE 7 months ago
I'm sorry... since when did Dice become relavent again?
Sn00gans 7 months ago
@gatzad, Poor guy? More like one lucky schmuck. He's a kike, of course he carries around the same pack.
ollihp 7 months ago
Fuuuuuck ! Dice sucks. He rolled a 12 with no $ in the field. And no prop bet to b found.
Ohhhhhhhhh ! U suck !
Lvduggo69 7 months ago
Dices story went nowhere.
pedwell 7 months ago
they call him diceman cause its a roll of the dice if he will ever say anything funny...
carlawon 7 months ago 3
fonzie got fat...
carlawon 7 months ago
This is great!
Sinnerswing 7 months ago
such phonyness
Freeskies 7 months ago
man it was painful watching a comedy icon like the Diceman bomb like this..
Murphdogg4 8 months ago
dice clay sucks and has always sucked. being loud and obnoxious only gets you so far
Ninety9Soulz 8 months ago 3
@Ninety9Soulz I know, right? If Dice had been a football player he would have been Brian Bosworth.
danning1 7 months ago
I haven't heard that much forced laughter in a long time. Poor guy, he used to be amazing. The cigarette thing is just weird. Does he buy new cigarettes or does he carry around the same pack?
gatzad 8 months ago
if you dont like andrew dice clay then why the fuck would you click on this video in the first place. Also if he can sell out the garden 2 nights in a row then you must be doin something right.
benjy66667 8 months ago
@benjy66667 Some people just feel that they have to comment and voice their opinion. It is a cry for help.
muclesmarinara 8 months ago
@muclesmarinara
nah not really, they just feel like posting it, clays a fuckin moron
guitar19904 8 months ago
@benjy66667 Because they were expecting the "Diceman". While this is funny to me, it's not even close to the greatness he once possessed.
CapnAkira 8 months ago
@CapnAkira
true
benjy66667 8 months ago
@benjy66667 the same reason why Larry the cable guy makes 250,000 a night and sells out stadiums, because retards like yourself need something to enjoy too but without having to think.
GregorHamilton 7 months ago
THIS FUCK LOOKS WORSE THAN GENE SIMMONS
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Dice has made me laugh more than most of the people on the stage. If he ain't for you fine.
CCW1911 8 months ago
Dice has made me laugh more than most of the people on the stage. If he ain't for you fine.
CCW1911 8 months ago
diceman is funny on this roast. ive always loved him
thehonzie1 8 months ago 3
Yeah, man JEW-TUBE...this hurt my eyes!
BreakTheMindPrison 8 months ago
Dice sucks.
o101011o 8 months ago
Gene was a good sport about this.
zunidoll2 8 months ago
Holy shit! 539,670 Poeple have watched this dibacle on youtube. I have to believe that at-least 1 of those 529,670 people killed themselves after watching Dice perform.
SouthSideChiTown103 8 months ago
lol at 0:21, even gene knows the crappiness about to ensue
bluesman332 8 months ago 21
@bluesman332
He knows that he's about to get roasted by the ultimate insult comic.
Darkez982 4 months ago
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
noochterror 8 months ago
i wanna shot this fuckin mafia
wingersx 9 months ago
two kikes !
gardenofarcane 9 months ago
Freakshow.
scrumsie 9 months ago
tell us when it's time to laugh Dice?
ohjtbehaaave 9 months ago 2
fucking kykes everywhere
yahoopl3 9 months ago
luv ya dice but seriously gene simmons roast
fuck that asshole
his makeup and "music" suck balls
AkitoJr 9 months ago
he was worst than the situation
Cioppa182 9 months ago
The DiceMan
ironmancwb 9 months ago
Jeff Ross Smokes you!!! You has been!!!
VIKING33NY 9 months ago
carrot top is the scariest thing on this planet, dice is now the nicest, lol
wheelmanstan 9 months ago
Got that bitch on polaroid! Then comes the jealous husband talking shit at home!
KastroThaDon 9 months ago
Wannabe Italian
haywood16 9 months ago
Dice kills...wish I could have seen him back in the day
icebergbart216 9 months ago
Clay - wrap it up!
JTPlant 9 months ago
Look at that grotesque collection of old puffed out botoxed surgery-riddled faces. Fuck, I'd kill myself if I was ANYONE in that room.
MrFarcry1966 9 months ago 38
@MrFarcry1966 More washed up Creature looking things than an Oil Spilled beach lol
SovetskyySoyuzah 9 months ago
@MrFarcry1966 If you were anyone in that room, youd be wealth, and wouldnt be on youtube runnin yer cock hole .......... im just sayin ...........
antwonstarr 8 months ago
@antwonstarr
"im just sayin"
I would gladly shoot you in the face just for being enough of a soulless cunt to actually spew out that tired ass phrase as though it were clever. GET ANAL CANCER AND DIE. How about that? Hope your mom gets hit by a fucking bus, but doesn't die immediately and lingers long enough in the hospital to get a flesh-eating virus that slowly consumes her over a painful three week period. Am I making myself clear? FUCK YOU.
MrFarcry1966 8 months ago
@MrFarcry1966 what a little douchebag, BAAAAAAAA HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA !!! another lil wanna be internet warrior hiding behind a keyboard n screen, BAAAA HAHAHAHAHAAAAA. FREAK @!!!
antwonstarr 7 months ago
@MrFarcry1966
no shit man. what a bunch of sad cartoons.
jen8933 6 months ago
@MrFarcry1966 Gene looks like a botox pin cushion with a brillo pad on it.
PsychoSpammer 6 months ago
@MrFarcry1966 haha jim norton is the best looking dude in that room.
doughboycod2 6 months ago in playlist funny shit
that chick at 0:47 is a rather hot pussy
DeadJesus100 9 months ago
Who are these people & how did i get here?!
FightNightLegend 9 months ago
your all high, it was all kool, and all in fun, fkin retards
bifflerules 9 months ago
wow this is awful
gdprosper 9 months ago
The look on Danny Bonaduce's Face says it all!!! LOL
LarelleP 9 months ago
oh dicey shut the fuck up. not funny
WonderWomanFan4life 9 months ago
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mrzisme 9 months ago
dice is a classic.. he WAS funny but his humor never grew. i wish i could have been around in the old days. it would have been more funny
xBRUTALBUDDHAx 9 months ago
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thats because it was a different era and womens groups shut him down. But way he really did bring the room down in video
WonderWomanFan4life 9 months ago
@WonderWomanFan4life yeah people didnt seem to like what he had to say too much haha. and what about those womens groups? i didnt know any of that
xBRUTALBUDDHAx 9 months ago
lol @ Simmons trying to act like the jokes we're good
Ninety9Soulz 9 months ago
A-gooojjje!
AbbathGS 9 months ago
Damn I wanna like him but I cant.
Severddans 9 months ago
Sorry!
Adragon1 9 months ago
They should firebomb wherever this was filmed and put VH1 out of business. They'd also be doing these hacks a favor by putting them out of their misery.
CertifiedGooner729 9 months ago
1:33 Plastic surgery fail. Creepy stare win
TheBobsmithers 10 months ago
wtf did he do that all of you little cunts are bitching about? It's a fucking roast!! Get over yourselves.
GuMpAkC 10 months ago 2
the roast was great then this douche comes on..... he totally sucked the life out of the whole roast..... way to blow a great night you washed up never been
mr1shogun 10 months ago
Dice is as funny as AIDS. But then again you can never be washed up if you were never funny to begin with.
murderousbastard83 10 months ago
6:13 :S wtf.....
TheFatCampCrew 10 months ago
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danning1 10 months ago
Dice is brilliant!
SuperCoolbabygirl 10 months ago
holy shit you can hear isolated laughter
they should call him andrew suck dick
NyYankees1985 10 months ago
i don't understand all the hate... i thought Dice did pretty good and it was pretty funny... "suck the life outta the room?" <- what? people were laughing... "the situation" <- it was NOTHING like that... it was a mildly funny act for the roast. i don't see the problem. DICE RULES!
svendiamond 10 months ago
This is close to the Situation on the Trump roast
noochterror 10 months ago
the diecman rules
rammjet666 10 months ago
I like Dice Clay in the movie "The Adventures of Ford Fairlane". Funny movie
Goalie0477 10 months ago
"Do you think that she doesn't want the dice dream?"
Nobody likes straddling a beached whale.
SocratesOwnsGorgias 10 months ago
1:33 Carrot Top looks like a Gay Thunder Cat.
InfamousDaHunta 10 months ago 2