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  • fuck you

  • あなたのような元気で楽しいアメリカ人は大好きです!日本は今年­の3・11の大地震災害と津波災害でちょっと元気を無くしていま­す。でも絶対に復興してみせますので、応援してくれると非常に嬉­しいです♪

  • what's up white possum

  • Best of luck!

  • I don't understand if this is real or not^^

    I mean, of course it's possible that he is a white guy adopted by japanese parents, but I can't figure out if he's just acting :P

  • Good luck Ken! You are in our hearts!

  • i saw ken tanaka on an episode of bones the other day!!

  • Ahahaha people believe this!

  • I've seen so many of Ken Tanaka videos, and I never did understand why the "helpmefindparents" stuff, but now I feel so sad. Good luck with everything, Ken Tanaka!

  • なんか日本人の英語みたい笑 親しみモテル

  • Ken with those mutton chops hanging of ya, you have to be English...

  • Mr. Ken Tanaka, your personal story really moves me! I want to learn more about you... First of all, you said you were raised in Japan and taken in by a kind Japanese family. Were they human or a pack of Japanese mountain wolfs???

  • Being a Japanese guy who was raised in Japan most of my life, it really trips me out to watch a White guy speaking in Engrish.Ken you seem like a cool dude.

  • so i dnt know if u check ur old vids or not but im like addicted to ur videos now , the youtuber looves u

  • OH MY DEAR GOD, KILL IT WITH FUCKING FIRE.

  • COunt Olaf has escaped. 

  • がはは!日本語訛りの日本語!じゃなくて。。。コレ英語だったん­だね^^

  • 日本語上手だね。

    

  • As a person who speaks Japanese and has lots of Japanese friends I have to say is Engrish is spot on LOL, sorry I know I should not laugh as its so not PC, but we joke about this with my Japanese friends as well...

  • 始めて英語ぜんぶ聴き取れたw

  • Woahhhh...how does he do this? His Japanese makes me jealous. T~T

  • Is this real? >.<

  • @arkzlegend Read his profile and you'll know. :)

  • this is pure genius....looking for "John Smith" in America...cracks me up.

  • "Real parents" are the people who raised you.... Ken is actually looking for his birth parents.... I hope he can find them because it's what he wants...

  • @shiisaquilts or it's what he made up..

  • I was wondering why you had that accent! I think its pretty cool you were raised Japanese. This is further proof that your genetics have no impact on culture or how you speak (aside from speak disorders of course). It annoys me when people say things like "talking black" in America. If they were right, then despite you being raised in Japan and natively speaking Japanese, you would have a broken Japanese accent and perfect English. Obviously not the case!

  • @LotusDragon09 You've obviously never studied language or heard of creoles or ebonics. No, not genetic, but "talking black" in America is a cultural utterance, it's just difficult for many people to separate genetic from cultural sometimes.  Those people who say: "Talk black" are referring to culture btw, not genetics, it's just easier than saying: "Talking ebonic"

  • This guy cracks me up :D

    Ken i <3 yooou

  • i love your magical mystery car its so wonderful and your lamb chop side burns really have a rotund jink tank facial crazzm for mr osbournes weekly birthday

  • i love you ken. ps. loved you in shoot'em up as well

  • nikka you aint japanese hahahaha dumb ass

  • Ken wishing u to found your real parent same with my case im longing to meet my real father i do love your vidss and remifeb too u too are amazing peoplee keep it up !

  • is this real?

  • he sounds like hiro nakamura from heroes, who has an american accent but puts on a japanese one. that explains the similarity

  • Ken is a awesome person :)) good luck on finding your parents, im too young to help, sorry haha

  • Ah.... Y'know.... There's so much oppurtunity to crack some easy jokes here, but in my heart... I honestly believe the guy MIGHT be genuine.

  • I found out I was adopted, lol!!

  • @jaymie77 exactly he found out 30 years too late?

  • @jaymie77 I wonder what gave it away LMAO

  • hmm this does make Sense what his saying and all

    he might have been adopted from a japanese Family and rised in japan because it can happen so i believe him :D

  • This is a pretty sad but Ken looks like a really cool guy and he is very eccentric : )

  • my word, there is really a HUGE difference with the way he talks in this video compared to how he talks in his recent ones, geez, someone's gotten better at ze english(meant to be a compliment and not in any way creeperish)

  • Ken some people think your bull shit but for what's it's worth. I'm a white women looking to adopt a Japanese baby

  • really?

  • i dunno if his real or not...

    sound silly and kinda racist to mimic how japanese talk english though.

  • wow...im sorry to hear that..hope you find your parents...sayoonara

  • ha ha this is great...don't know what to make of this shit...

    but either way..Yoroshiku o-negai shimasu.

  • aaaaah this video makes me sad poor ken tanaka i hope he finds his parents

  • nooo hes just joking hes a comedian david yuri

  • im adopted from Poland to Sweden

  • Come on..everyone know he is David Ury. This is one of his side film project and youtubers are his extras.

  • shit is fake. damn weaboos.

  • OH MAN, Ken Tanaka, are you for real? I dun no'... :3

  • american is really racist. they discriminates even white brother because of his special english.

  • loser

  • One big FAKE!Why you don't say that you are David Ury?

  • he "found out" he was adopted. LMAOLMAOLMAO

  • i think it's a pure japanese accent lol he sounds like my dad xDDD

  • hey is cookingwiththedog you account too? you voice is so similar to that youtube user :P

  • Good actor

  • Japanese fucking

  • why speak strange??

  • are you aware that people think youre faking your accent..

    its really hard to believe.

  • hes japanese accent is so freaking good..

  • haha, anyone living in japan for a few years, especially as an english teacher, as ken most definitely is, will grow accustomed not only to the phentics of Japanese-spoken English, but also the little interjections in japanese and set phrases that remain even though they are speaking a foreign language. Ken ought to be a linguist. 上手!頑張って、ケンちゃん

  • あら書きこめない?

  • i think this guy is just crazy

  • 1:20 "... I found out I'm adopted..."

    Really, how did you find out. Lol

  • u guys are stupid this guy is awesome who cares if hes fake its super entertaining and hes awesome if it is fake he put a lot of work in to it either way

    lol

    "when i was very small white baby" LMAO

    ur awesome ken

  • Very good actor.

    He really hears the inflections and he incorporates the English "L" sound that a native Japanese speaker would have trouble pronouncing correctly. Also, he adds in the Japanese interjections used for indicating hesitations, such as <ええと>.

  • cawcawcaw kid, you're a dick.

    Obviously you don't live in Japan, or are just visiting because only Americans use ALL CAPS on words to make a point. Thumbs down to you

  • Wow, I thought it was real at first and I felt for the dude, but then watched a little more and realized it was completely fake. There are a lot of people out there who are really searching for their biological parents and he just makes a mockery of that. Very not cool. You should be ashamed of your self.

  • so did u find ur parents?

  • PEOPLE IT'S FAKE,

    His japanese accent is amazing

    He obviously has been to japan

    I live in Tokyo right now and I can do a japanese accent.

    IM NOT FRIGGIN JAPANESE EITHER

    its fake

  • What exactly is fake?

  • you should see his profile....

    it is not secret.

    -Disclaimer-

    Ken Tanaka lives in a reality that is likely very different from your own. In this reality, rather unreal things can and do happen. Please keep in mind that these videos are meant for entertainment purposes.

  • Disclaimer-

    Ken Tanaka lives in a reality that is likely very different from your own. In this reality, rather unreal things can and do happen. Please keep in mind that these videos are meant for entertainment purposes.

  • Disclaimer-

    Ken Tanaka lives in a reality that is likely very different from your own. In this reality, rather unreal things can and do happen. Please keep in mind that these videos are meant for entertainment purposes.

  • we konw

  • no you cant

  • Wow,,,, he has a talent for acting...

  • Wow! i dont Belive a word about this!

    nice japanese speaking and nice FAKE english accent o_O

  • Fake ENLGISH accent!

    What! You have obviouslynever heard English peple speak then. That is not an English accent, it's Japanese.

  • I hope you find them.

    Good luck.

    (sorry I´m from Portugal and so no help at all :( )

  • its a joke XD but its awesome though,

    im from portugal too ;)

  • this video and ken is good at japanese...I loved his video when he ran into his brother ( ;o) ) hahahh very good...I Love it....Ken your soo good at characters and impersonations..I am studying like you..LOL GOOOD JOB

  • Well if its not acting it feels pretty strange to see a white person acting all Japanese. With all the japanese like ticks and movement and speaking its pretty odd to see. I hope you do find your parents if this is indeed real.

  • guys stop bein so hard on the guy hes tight with eric surf six hes gotta b lagit either way i hope u find ure parents bro

  • Beautiful.

  • this guy is a great person very honest from the heart. you need a lot of strength to make a video like this. i hope you find them

  • Good to know that economical crisis in Russia and other countries in Asia didn't put Japan's growth on hold in 1997, as such the 'adopt a caucasian foreigner' trend indicates.

    And good luck, Tanaka. Hope you can find John and Linda Smith.

  • Even though you don't know where your parents are, you seem like a very nice, happy person. That is why I admire you, Ken Tanaka. ^ - ^

  • that is not funny at all

  • I have to admit, the man is a top actor! I mean, just look at how many people truly believe his story. I honestly thought this was for real...but as they say, a little research goes a long way.

    And for those claiming he has to be real because of his accent, or because he uses Japanese fillers, that doesn't matter at all. Just consider using Katakana pronunciation:

    International = Intaanashonaru. And hey presto, anyone can have a Japanese accent.

  • yeah people.. please help this guy.. spread the words out.. it does not cost you anything helping the poor guy.. it doesnt really matter if he is lying.. but what if he is not, good luck KEN!!!

  • 2:20 if he was raised in japan, we would have gotten the tongue-rolling thing down.

  • Making white babies in Japan was a real fad on the military bases there.

  • There is a Linda Smith who is a policy planner for  Hawaii's Governor. Could she be the one?

  • if this is real then ur a bastard for leaving ur japanese parents that raised u for 30years. But this is fake.

  • "I just found out I was adopted" ?

  • he has the accent spot on.

    but honestly....how many people in america have the surname "Smith"...?

  • lol is this for real?

  • It must be a ruse: he's too good at English phonemes like schwa and the lax "i" (near-close, near front). He also aspirates a lot of stops as in English. And his suprasegmental features are too good.

    Also, even the best ESL speakers make syntax errors once in a while— he doesn't make any.

    Furthermore, Japan's economy ran into trouble in 1973 with the energy crisis.

    Actually, I just splitting hairs: It's a really good vid.

  • uh smart person you are :3

    i agree or i believe you because i didn't really get anything you said :D

    so

    good actor & i love his vids :]

  • Actually, I'm an ESL speaker, and (not to sound like I'm bragging or anything) I don't make syntax errors... I sometimes misuse words, or get confused over my thoughts when talking about very technical stuff, but I don't recall making any syntax errors after having "mastered" (Notice the quotes.) my English... it might be due to the fact that I've been speaking it since I'm 10, which makes it 9 years now. All that to say that I give him the benefit of the doubt because his Japanese sounds native

  • Man knows his linguistics.

  • hes a faker i seen him as another guy liar die in hell with jewish ppl

  • nope, he's pretty honest. I hang around japanese people all the time and they all sound like him. i mean the ones that come from japan. he emanates the same energy as them when he talks.

  • OMG you're right!!!! his real name is David Ury and he's an actor/comedian

    wow i really fell for his game.

  • he's actually japanese

  • is this for rizzle?!! no way lolwhat an accentjohn and linda smith though? way too typical

  • lol he's really from japan

  • I held Jonathan Smith's hand and tried to calm him. He was hyperventilating. His legs were twisted unnaturally, blood streamed from a deep cut on his forehead.

    "Listen!" he hissed unsteadily. "I have a son, Ken, adopted by a Japanese couple. I want you to find him. Find him for me and tell him I--well, tell him I love him. Please...."

    His body slumped. I tried recusitation, but his body was already cold.

    I resolved to find this Ken Smith. Wherever he was, I would find him....

  • AWESOME!

  • wtf is wrong with you?

  • I held Jonathan Smith's hand and tried to calm him. He was hyperventilating. His legs were twisted unnaturally, blood streamed from a deep cut on his forehead.

    "Listen!" he hissed unsteadily. "I have a son, Ken, adopted by a Japanese couple. I want you to find him. Find him for me and tell him I--well, tell him I love him. Please...."

    His body slumped. I tried recusitation, but his body was already cold.

    I resolved to find this Ken Smith. Wherever he was, I would find him....

  • Ken san, whea in Japan du yu get yu side burns no hige shape cut?

  • Oh men, I just found ur vids on Youtube amd I just love it! you are nice guy and truly hope u find ur parents. If U some day want to come to Mexico and learn some spanish u are on! Very welcome! Good luck! Thanx 4 ur vids!

  • This is surreal.

    I just don't expect him to have that accent. o_O

  • I am one of the siblings of Jonathan and Linda Smith as well .

  • ur retarded

    why wud u be related to parents if theyre not blood related??

    oh and good luck ken

  • ur retarded

    why wud u be related to two different ppl not blood related?

    oh and good luck ken

  • HES NOT ACTING!

    ITS TRUE PLZ HELP HIM!

  • =(( ohhh Ken Tanaka im sorry ffor you and your lost parents, it must be very hard for you. omg he is saying: become a family again =(((

    im sooo sorry for you :'( but i dont know your parents =(

  • jeez.....He's faking this shit. He's making a mockery of how the public believes anything they see in the media.

  • if you saw this dude on the street without knowing who he was beforehand you'd fall for it too.

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  • is he like the new borat?

    lol

    cool funny guy

  • wow this accent doesn't go with a white guy

  • I love Ken Tanakaaaaaaaaaaa. I find his videos very entertaining. Am becoming a fan of Ken.

    Aww, he didn't say "And remember, Ken Tanaka loves you". Guess because these were his first videos or something.

  • I AM JONATHON SMITH

  • Ahahahahah he's absolutely acting. But he's funny ahah.

  • good luck in your search Ken!!

  • cool!=]

  • small white baby LOL cute and funny!!

    may u find your parents soon, ken! ganbarimasu!

  • hehe he somtimes kinda go's over into french accent imo

  • Lol his acting is convincing

  • yeah he's definitely Japanese, he said "ano" which is 'um' or 'erm' in Japanese, and had trouble saying "real" parents. But because he wasn't born in Japan his accent might sound slightly different because American's aren't used to speaking that way.

  • ha ha ha I thought he was "Ainu" becuase ingdigenous Ainu look caucasion. LOL

  • I hope you'll find ur parents!!:D

  • your dads Lil Jon lol

  • LOL!

  • i like u ken =) you r very sympathetic^^

    ganbatte (:

  • Good Luck Ken! Ganbatte Kudasai Dude!!!!!!!

  • Hei can you Speak any language, your Japanese is really bad, and your English as well XD XDアホ

  • Are you really adopted or are you just fucking around to get attention?

  • doooouuuuchebag.

  • Sounds fake, but you never knows!  If you aren't faking, I wish you the best! If you are, lulz!

  • he's an actor, he's acting in these videos.

  • no, he's really not :)

  • If this is fake, you got to admit he's one hell of an actor then.

  • He's got the Japan accent bang on. I'm Confused if he is putting it on or not. I know westerner and Indians being brought up in Kong Hong and speak the language fluently. Not strange at all

  • Sure is one hell a actor. If I didn't view his profile, I could've probably believed this for a while. But he probably did live in Japan at one point, seeing as his Japanese is very fluent.

  • Gambatte ne Ken-san.

  • Hi! u look so adorable when u speak in english:D hope u can find ur parents. i luv u! do u hav any jobs in the US?

  • fuckin faggot ass bitch

  • hahahah after the 15th time listening to this, i just heard the

    "when i was very small, white baby"

    hahahaha

  • Ken I think I'm your father. My son was adopted by a Japanese couple in the early seventies; and he looked ball at the time. Just like you. Please contact me as soon as possible before I die.

  • nartin..You messed up bastard -.-

  • /watch?v=s1Q4IKmm4z8&feature=c­hannel_page

    WTF ITS KEN

  • Pretty convincing Ken!

    So are u an English teacher in Shimane or something?

  • OMFG

    you people never get it!!!

    hes fooling around

    hes not adopted (NOT REALLY LOOKING FOR HIS PARENTS, HE LIKES TO MAKE A FOOL OF PEOPLE)

    he did grow up in japan though

  • his real is actually David Ury..its just a gimmick he's created..lol..but he does a good job i guess..

  • it's his brother

  • why can't you just let us enjoy the videos? It's fun, so please chill out and have a cookie or something.

  • XD i meant to hit the thumbs up button, .....i hit the thumbs down one. XD sorry.

  • Buddy I hope you find your parents. If you are ever near the Haneda let's have a beer.

  • when i first saw one of your videos i wasnt sure if you were just pretending to sound japanese or if you really were from japan. i'm still a little bit skeptical, but i can see that you are very passionate about finding your birth parents and i'll be cheering for you

  • good luck, all the best, Ken

  • good luck, Tanaka-kun~ I hope you will find Jon & Linda soon. Best of luck, may that be your greatest Christmas/New Year gift

  • Smith is a really common name making it really hard.

  • He says it's his real accent and that Japanese is his first language I guess.

  • HOPE YOU FIND YOUR PARENTS!!!!!!!!!

  • "I found out I am adopted" lol

    wonder how you figured that out? :D

    just kidding... i hope you can find your biological parents. you seem like a great guy.

    however, i have one personal question:

    how do you live with the fact that japanese people will never accept you as being japanese? any advices on that?

    regards from kyoto

    emir

  • GOOD LUCK!!!

    GANBATTE!!!

  • Tanaka san

    yoroshiku!!!

  • talk about wapanese to the extreme!.. j/k lol

  • ahh man i hate this douche

  • Hahaha