Dico - Dog Fence Prank Call

[puhpoo]

ahahahhahahaha

[Leask17]

Are you on the verge.....of piss pantsing yourself?

[videorecuts]

"I found out, yesterday, that I don't have a left arm"

[videorecuts]

Hahaha Dico's a genius!

[iloveoreos15]

Well I am a dyke.  lmao.

[littlesimpson2]

30 dogs in a suitcase

[COV1986COV]

"how many collars do you need?" "well we only have one phone line so, one caller at a time...and call waiting so maximum two callers can call"

its absolute genius how quick his brain works.

[railroadwino1]

Dawnt be narvus

[KurtG85]

Def Leopard, lol. 

[dalhar20]

Christopher Walken?

[MrSnowmaannN]

you're tying two granny knots with a loop...

and it aint happenin'

[94981745]

Do you accept gay money??

[skatenj96]

im on the verge of piss pantsing myself

[dblsteezburger]

DEf lepard



[CH3BURASHKA]

BUZ-UH-OW He's blasted with the shock!

Great times.

"If it's good for the dogs, it's good for the children."

[cortes1988]

gay money lmao!

[misterBasto]

@Camaromandave98 Haha i meant to say toy car up his ass, dont get mad though. He was a stupid redneck piece of shit and the only reason he is famous is because he was on a show where he stuck a toy car up his ass. Now his drunk ass is dead, hope he's getting fucked in the ass by satan.

[TheInfamousIceman]

but i am a dyke hahahaha....rosebeef

[Celethal]

He is a comical genius

[floggingphilly]

4:11 to 4:35 is the funniest part! DON'T STAB ME!

[gamerlayne]

oh my god. I was trying so hard not to laugh to hard and wake my parents.

[NeedU2Subscribe]

Hahaha dyke

[PhilB983]

def leopard?



[tytler360]

Roast Beef?

[traighost]

Hahahaha she was such a good sport about it

[skuntishtrace]

haha, 'Do you accept Gay Money?'

'No, we don't'

'Are you on the verge...of piss panting yourself?'

Fucking genius.

[digoregorio1992]

haha LOL this was posted on my b day lol!!!

[jeffthecoder]

"How many collars do you need?" "We have call waiting, so we can have up to 2 callers" XD

[zeitguy311]

dis will be between me and you , hop skotch

[Granola20]

how many dog collars do you want?

30 whatever. maybe the kid will eat one.

[jezkon]

▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ஜ۩۞۩ஜ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬  Dico for president

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[NoNoDigUpStupid]

shut up. SHUT UP. lol

[CELLUCCI2]

lolololololololol

[Raine710710]

ok so heres the problem... roast beef!

[ClaytonT7]

crazy funny!

[mrmandinga5]

def lepert

[Noseby]

def leppard?



[LanceSaunders]

This is probably one of the funniest thing I've seen in ages!

[rinoman19]

i have this on my i pod

[TheSoRadMan]

heres the thing

roastbeef

[ZehFiend]

This isn't Dico, it's Falcone.

[MrWilmes]

what happend to 5:33?

[jellyjamacain]

You and me, me and you. hopscotch

[NYG552]

"I just found out yesterday that i don't have a left arm" LOL : )

[LakeHandfield]

What's up with these fags quoting shit. Roast beef.

[Phillsfan89]

LOL "are you on the verge of piss pantsing yourself"

[theblacktaxi]

- I found out yesterday that I don't have a left arm.

- Really? That's too bad.

[dakoide]

IF YOU DON'T PUT THE FENCE AM GONNA STAB HIM.

lol

[AmericanDumbasss]

I found out yesterday that I don't have a left arm

Def Leppard

[WanderleiFan1]

My birthday is on March 31st as well.

[mikeybct]

that went on for 5:34 seconds too long..

[uber1474]

@mikeybct This is genius...improv. You just a foo', and I pity thee.

[shanelleevelynainsco]

Do you accpet gay money?

[BakedFaceProductions]

hahaha

[McLovin4521]

maybe the kids will eat one. XD

[Juliansmokesreefer]

Thumbs up if your B-Day March 31

[popo38]

@Juliansmokesreefer Fuck off.

[G6600]

@Juliansmokesreefer Oh you was close, my B-Day is Ferbruary 31

[steezykus]

hahaha



[lizahish]

hopscotch

[darthmoo7]

there's a fag right down the street from us XD oh god

[bboyninja3396]

she sounds hot!

[guitarblazer4]

@bboyninja3396 Your fucking loser, what did you have a boner the entire phone call?

[bboyninja3396]

"Pist pants yourself" "What"



[bboyninja3396]

hahahaha, "hopscotch!"

[sgt3388]

hahaha love this

[GetchaPull100]

"Def Leppard" lmao

[arriesgarse]

aaarf don't stabb meeh lol

[haggardjf]

I found out the other day that I don't have an arm...def leppard 

[6poundsoft]

BUZAAAAAWWWoooooowwwww

[LukeMadBastard]

hop scocth

[punksNOTdead60]

are you on the verge of piss pancing yourself?

[CutDatBanginOut]

i am a female, ok maam, do u find that funny? yes i do because u sed u have a wife, i am a dyke! lol

[TheJacksfilms]

30 dogs in de suitcase

[GotdownwitteSickness]

"and if you don't put up the fence i'm gonna stab him!"hahahahaha!

[luneyman5]

Hahaha he was like "def leppard" lmao

[paulmacmanusa]

frank rizzo rip off

[ilikeshinymetal]

@paulmacmanusa Fuck you man

[bfia93]

@paulmacmanusa wow. -_-

[COONBASHER666]

roast beef

[SuperDutyCummins]

41 people had shock collars on as children

[howdy0doody]

@SuperDutyCummins

ha ha ha...

[TheManikwest]

Your trying to tie two granny knots with a loop, and it aint happening.....hahaha

Dico is boss

[KyUx2]

Are you on the verge of pisspantsing yourself?

[jimmyshitbags]

ahhhh hahahaha my face hurts

[GuruBabadesh]

"i am a dyke!"

[redsoxxx1234]

i just found out yesterday that i dont have a left arm lmfao

[ballpythontv]

@redsoxxx1234 lol that was funny!!! hahahaha

[Ian1329]

idiot

[mf2kdrbombay]

Def Leopard O_o

[clinclub111]

random words:

Hopscotch

Roast beef

UPS

Def Leppard

[Spitfire995]

i have to go bye....def leppard

[xMNDMW2]

@L60Videos I agree ;)

[TheCkyfan96]

"Are you on the verge...of piss pantsing yourself?" hahahahahaha dicos the man

[fayeslover]

def leppard.

[thatboythatgirl2020]

dico so reminds me of murdoch from the a team

[eTernaLBOWLING]

hopscotch.

[The1979Warriors]

IM GOING TO STAB HIM

*WHIMPERS IN DOG VOICE* OHHRRR DON'T SHTAB MEEE LOL

[PMAC308]

CHOW MEIN!

[ASOD2010]

Lol! Dico for president

[n1ghtm4r3sk8r]

Lmao I found out yesterday that i have no left arm. haha

[StewartHaasNewman]

your tying two granny knots wit a loop an it aint happenin

[Derail07]

@StewartHaasNewman - Ya, thats some funny shit

[StewartHaasNewman]

your forgetting the main objecTIVE no ones gunna know

[6Gr1m6ReAp3r6]

So the problem is.....

Roast beef.

[fayeslover]

roast beef.

[Hossified]

Well we only have 1 phone line and call waiting, so maximum 2 callers.

[StewartHaasNewman]

@Hossified hahahaha thats my favorite part

[apritchard41]

maybe the kid will EAT one, friggin great

[MrPunkRock911]

"i just found out yesterday that i dont have a left arm." lol

[bodomfan4lyfe93]

this is almost as good as gnarkills shit! ahhahahahahahahahaha

[heyleroy]

hop scotch

[GNASTY575]

are you on the verge, of piss-pantsing yourself?

[BowlingGrisen]

3:03 HAHAHAH

I found out yesterday, uh, i dont have a left arm!

[BowlingGrisen]

3:03 HAHAHAH

[AmbulanceProductions]

Why is there no Dico comedy album?

[THEflightlessBURD]

@AmbulanceProductions i agree...if there were one, it would sell a ton

[Hossified]

@AmbulanceProductions CKY Volume 2 Disc 2

[thrasher90]

Def Leppard !! haha left arm

[JPdab]

roast beef hahahaha

[jestaslut]

lmfao Roast Beef..

[filthysystem]

rofl!!! so funny!

[NyCDeViL9010]

Am I the only one that thinks he could have asked for her number at the end because she found him amusing?

[Grell82]

I tried to listen to this at work, had to shut it off half way through because I was laughing too much- first time a vid has ever made me do that

[pAressITE]

def leppert

[pAressITE]

oh fuck...laughing hurts! =p

[MrNoahTree]

roast beef!

[reyquezada]

fuck you



[paddmaddproductions]

39 kids got shocked!

[88xperts]

30 dogs in a suitcase!! Haha funny shit right there

[ThePower2112]

Ma'am! MA'AM! I am a woma-- I AM FEMALE!

hahaha

[pk4wildy]

what year was this?

[SHAYPZ95]

Uh i found out yesterday that i dont have a left arm. At 5:16

[edubble510]

yess i only have one fone line so only 2 callers hahahahahaha

[NoWhErEoUtThErE]

does it sound like he's using a jean claude van dame voice?

[LordPenguin7485]

your tying to granny knots with a loop and it aint happening.

[SHAYPZ95]

Roast beef. 

[coolidgejosiah]

You can tell that during Dico's whole caller thing, she is trying to figure out what he is talking about.

[MrNinjaKiwi13]

DOG- DON'T STAB ME!

[Rumpeskalk]

im going to stab him <3

[ASGStudios]

theres a fag right down the street from us, but there is no problem.

[bunnyboey12]

Hahaha do you accept gay money?

[BeastingIt]

I love when he goes "Bazow! He's BLASTED with a shock!"

[steelersmvp]

funniest guy ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[demonholocaust101]

"your tieing two granny knots with a loop" XD

[Skullit2theMax]

"Deff Lepard"

[666blashyrkh911]

haha 3:15 maybe the kid will eat one, i picked that out of the 3000 funny thing dico has said

[rickrukkus]

roast beef?

[Ross175]

HAHAHAHA. the noise he makes at 3:02 is too funny for my mind

[blinkvirus]

@Ross175 lmfao! im pissing myself at that bit

[CarroT0P]

Whoever disliked this video is a complete moron and have no idea what comedy is. You shallow minded conceited waste of a life.

[plastig002]

3:53 the best part??

[plastig002]

are you on the verge of piss pantssing yourself??

[justinrockhold]

this one kids get this whatever retarded thing. LMFAO!

[justinrockhold]

lol 

[hardraynesgonnafall]

HAHAHAHAAHA too funny

[MetalMilitia1811]

taht was the funniest thing ive ever heard!

[spazmcgee17]

pizow!

[sly4308]

don't stab me is the best!

[Ibanez13423]

3:57 is the fukin funniest part

[L60Videos]

when she says oh ok at 5:10 she sounds fucking sexy! am i the only one that thinks that?

[nomercyistheway]

@L60Videos no lol i get an insta boner when i hear her :)

[L60Videos]

@nomercyistheway hahahah so its not just me

[KeepinItStr8Funky100]

@L60Videos ...She sounded like a child....0.o

[ScrewSDK]

@L60Videos True bro..lol

[Gpup4Lifez]

@L60Videos I agree.

[controlusplease]

@L60Videos dont jack off too hard, you might rip the foreskin hahahahah

[L60Videos]

@controlusplease faggot!

[DShaw42011]

@L60Videos I Agree

[maliceheart18]

@L60Videos i agreee too ha