MICROSUCK strikes again with a useless product. This thing is a joke for so many reasons, such as....
1. Hunchback Geek Syndrome: So I gottah pull my back out of alignment while using this thing.
2. Expensive: So I have to buy a whole new monitor and toss out my old one
3. Why do I need it. The Nintendo Wii, Sony PS3, and soon the Xbox360 already have similar technologies and they are compatible with a regular TV. All you need is software, a control device, and a receiver eye.
well truth to be told tech like this out ages really quickly, so i'm gonna say just wait a couple of year after it's released i'm pretty sure most households will be able to get one.
It's funny, 'cause back before any anybody had computers they got along just fine.
But I guess this kind of thing is just perfect for a shallow, impatient generation. Meanwhile nobody cares about the Space Age anymore. I guess nowadays the only real progress is progress with flashy colours .... I don't know.
This is already out there. Although now they are just perfecting the technology. I am already amazed at how far they have come. There is yet an unlimited amount of improvment space for this technology. Get ready to see more of it.
TRUE! I made a basic Artificial Intelligence on Windows Vista, that if you have a mic, you can ask it questions. And it would answer them. One day, it decided to not open programs when I told it to. It was just doing random things. It kept doing that until it overheated my CPU...
*sight* as a graduate from computer science I must say that comment utterly unbilievable.... And rather pointless one might add, considering that little japanese children build artificial AI as we do morning breakfast cereal puzzles...
Lol, you couldn't have graduated computer science, you would type properly, and not make mistakes such as "sight" and "unbilievable" and "artificial AI". It's sigh, unbelievable, and AI is an abbreviation for Artificial Intelligence :)
Actually English is not my first language, not even my second... Also, even if English were my first language, there is no way possible that making simple grammar mistakes on You Tube comments disqualifies me as a computer science graduate.
I am just saying that for a home-user that knows nothing about computers (like my grandma) that would be easy for them to use. Also, what is "sight" lol... And it is either AI or Artificial Intelligence. Not Artificial AI....
its wierd that this stuff was like imagined like in the jetsins and stuff it was like u no that be kul and now its all so real its hard to take it all in its realy kul but im nervous because of i am only but 18 and i have lived threw moving to cable being the past vhs forget it film for camras and now landlines r old news i mean its all to fast self driving cars what will the world be wen im 70 wow anyone that wants to talk about this send me messages
i feel the same, im 17 and i looked at my dads old mobile from 1996 it was a brick and mine from 2004 and its tiny compared, that was in 8 years think about 30 or 40, maybe bionic enhancements, or maybe actually virtulisation, so we can live eternally as data
wow yea it's kinda cool BUT! it's also scary, the future is gettin less real, he says it in the beginning "The line between the virtual world and physical world becomes increasingly thin!" Dude that's HORRIBLE!!!! It starts with a table but then it will become our lives!
This is just another piece of junk to consume your time worrying about it, and fixing it. Your better off living a simple life. Then you would not look like an old prune from to much stress on your body.
OOO get real. Its not like its something new. Its just a big touch screen. Not a spaceship or a multirole invisible triple sonic fighter. It will need better preformance for the screen has higher resolution, but touch screen technology is ooold. THis is just a extra setup.
So are you satisfied with what you have, or would you like something more? Remember, it is human nature to want to exceed what was done in the past. Life continues with greater achievements whether we like it or not.
I knw I understand your point, but that is why now I am working on patience and gratitude. I am happy with my life. But sometimes change is good only if we don't let it take over. Like when you find a new favorite food or resource(gasoline) you can use it in certain quantities but don't exceed that limit
looks friggin awsome, but just think. How many problems were there with Vista,it has some awsome features but has alot of problems. Will this be the case with Microsoft Surface?
I think its kind of cool it would save alot of fucking time at the bar or a restaurant... Dont have to wait for those slow ass mother fuckers to bring my fucking check or a card back
The only problem with importing pictures on to portable devices is that the device has to be compatible with the table. I look forward to seeing how Microsoft accomplishes that
@BumbleBeeGS i want to borrow your m.surface forever idiot
RAWRAWRWAR 1 year ago
@BumbleBeeGS address buddy
RAWRAWRWAR 1 year ago
@BumbleBeeGS where do you live?
RAWRAWRWAR 1 year ago
i wonder what happens when i put my ass on it....hmmmm
RAWRAWRWAR 1 year ago
Trippy
lapisfly 1 year ago
look what Bluetooth technology do its can even thieft your phone informations
jejeroy 1 year ago
Virtual world, virtual world , bla bla bla ..... too much ! just take book and go to forest and chill !
Nexuss123 1 year ago
where I can buy that?!!!!!!!!???????????
lingebinge 1 year ago
ta, i chodz z takim wielkim czyms do restauracji czy gdzies jak to bylo na początku pokazane..
honeyell 1 year ago
lol bye bye apple
ACxLite 1 year ago 8
@ACxLite what's amazing is that it came out before the touch
Scorinitron 1 year ago
i want one
sunooii 1 year ago 4
id like to see my great dane get a hold of this table with his tail... not practical.
7jshelto 1 year ago
@7jshelto When is this product due to be released?
dowling1981 1 year ago
its a good though but almost nobody has a zune
Kavoc3 1 year ago
you could have some beast RTS games, like star wars!
failtolawl 1 year ago
send the map info. Direct to my car navigation then I'll be impress
blasvida68 1 year ago
@legolas3157
Yep this is some serious high tech shit.
When it screw things up, it's also the biggest shit ever...
2011, introducing Microsoft Surface with Service Pack 1
- new feature #1 screen-child-lock for babies crawling on the table.
- new feature #2 now you can use multiple toes, too! XD
- fixes problem hardware failure after people falling asleep on the table. (face sticking to the screen, confuses the touch sensor.)
BOING!!!
imprezaver4 1 year ago
Wallet rape.
tudythegangster 1 year ago
This is some serious high tech shit.
legolas3157 1 year ago
MICROSUCK strikes again with a useless product. This thing is a joke for so many reasons, such as....
1. Hunchback Geek Syndrome: So I gottah pull my back out of alignment while using this thing.
2. Expensive: So I have to buy a whole new monitor and toss out my old one
3. Why do I need it. The Nintendo Wii, Sony PS3, and soon the Xbox360 already have similar technologies and they are compatible with a regular TV. All you need is software, a control device, and a receiver eye.
6evorev6 1 year ago
this is excellent.
ProsperityGlobal 1 year ago
@invincible534 noooooooooo lmao its 12,500 dollars i jus looked it up on the site
10diegosoccer10 1 year ago
I dont think that Mac can beat this
Dark10Ravens 2 years ago
OOOO Sweet! ^o^
mzgranger 2 years ago
Damn.. just damn...
CAIsMyCrack 2 years ago
soo like if you were born in the 90's like me, then you pretty much grew up with cell phones... will this be what my kids grow up with??? luckyyyyyy
blcdfblcdf 2 years ago 3
wow imagin that it was really really laggy
mrhibob12345 2 years ago
amazing. thats about it. also with microsoft surface they will be using a new OS. So sorry but no BSODs.
pookeyman01 2 years ago
well truth to be told tech like this out ages really quickly, so i'm gonna say just wait a couple of year after it's released i'm pretty sure most households will be able to get one.
DiabloAngela 2 years ago
It's funny, 'cause back before any anybody had computers they got along just fine.
But I guess this kind of thing is just perfect for a shallow, impatient generation. Meanwhile nobody cares about the Space Age anymore. I guess nowadays the only real progress is progress with flashy colours .... I don't know.
URProductions 2 years ago
its been over 2 years... where are they?
PTWookie 2 years ago
Not so cool when you get BSOD
on a large table or ... hey... where
do I press for restart when the
table gets 'hanged'? hee hee hee.... :D
imprezaver4 2 years ago
So cool
AeroSpades09 2 years ago
to get one for your home, the price is set to be around 5,000 and 10,000 dollars. they will start appearing in resturants and bars first.
TheShadowmin 2 years ago
are you using bluetooth to pass info to your cell phone or camera?
EggMan15 2 years ago
how much is that??
i wanna have one in my home..
seriously..
keyenamaku 2 years ago
Its more like fake.
But if it wasn't you will pay about 5000-10000 dollars. Just my opinion. Well its 1000 at least!
JellyTheDonut12 2 years ago
its not FAKE they are mostly in business
ColurfulFish 2 years ago 3
its still in the making, its expected to come out in about 2015-2020 and umm unless your rich you wont be seeing one in your house.
frendlyman 2 years ago
apple would make a better one
maniacwithagun767 2 years ago
does anybody knoe the prize?
pri79 2 years ago
yer and when can we buy it
werethehell1200 2 years ago
This is already out there. Although now they are just perfecting the technology. I am already amazed at how far they have come. There is yet an unlimited amount of improvment space for this technology. Get ready to see more of it.
TheNuScience 2 years ago
eso es mentira!
azucaress 2 years ago
whoa
SydneyCita 2 years ago
Hehehe... if something goes wrong...
You'll get the largest BSOD ever.., XD
imprezaver4 3 years ago 12
touchable BSOD :D
blaenu 2 years ago
BSOD isnt on PC anymore,it got solved with Win Xp
Nodle66 2 years ago
@imprezaver4 ZING! :D
tudythegangster 1 year ago
This computer makes an appear on the movie
" the island" ,
you can see the microsoft logo on it
infinitumpatata 3 years ago
Now that's what I call a good GUI!
mrpcclass2 3 years ago
what if you spill your coffee on it?
leodavester 3 years ago 3
lol
frendlyman 2 years ago
one step closer to our doom lol
skynet=microsoft.
DFILMS09 3 years ago
as long as shwarzenegger is still around we should be fine
infurninator 3 years ago 18
TRUE! I made a basic Artificial Intelligence on Windows Vista, that if you have a mic, you can ask it questions. And it would answer them. One day, it decided to not open programs when I told it to. It was just doing random things. It kept doing that until it overheated my CPU...
mrpcclass2 3 years ago
*sight* as a graduate from computer science I must say that comment utterly unbilievable.... And rather pointless one might add, considering that little japanese children build artificial AI as we do morning breakfast cereal puzzles...
darkrathamantis 2 years ago
By the way that was a reply to mrpclass2, not any kind of opinio towards Microsoft Surface, which is by the way totally awsome...
darkrathamantis 2 years ago
Lol, you couldn't have graduated computer science, you would type properly, and not make mistakes such as "sight" and "unbilievable" and "artificial AI". It's sigh, unbelievable, and AI is an abbreviation for Artificial Intelligence :)
KD44G 2 years ago
Actually English is not my first language, not even my second... Also, even if English were my first language, there is no way possible that making simple grammar mistakes on You Tube comments disqualifies me as a computer science graduate.
I know what AI stands for
darkrathamantis 2 years ago
I therefore apoligize for being rude.
KD44G 2 years ago
and,why do u say using abrevations is bad?
Nodle66 2 years ago
I am just saying that for a home-user that knows nothing about computers (like my grandma) that would be easy for them to use. Also, what is "sight" lol... And it is either AI or Artificial Intelligence. Not Artificial AI....
mrpcclass2 2 years ago
it so wonderful..
As4464 3 years ago
I think its a bad idea what would you do for games and it would run wacom out of buisness. Other than that it's awesome
CaptainBecketFilms 3 years ago
well it sames like it is going to take over web cafes, or every place will be web cafes, internet and interaction everywhere, i think it's awesome.
teflonproduction 3 years ago
its wierd that this stuff was like imagined like in the jetsins and stuff it was like u no that be kul and now its all so real its hard to take it all in its realy kul but im nervous because of i am only but 18 and i have lived threw moving to cable being the past vhs forget it film for camras and now landlines r old news i mean its all to fast self driving cars what will the world be wen im 70 wow anyone that wants to talk about this send me messages
XxRipStitchxX 3 years ago
i feel the same, im 17 and i looked at my dads old mobile from 1996 it was a brick and mine from 2004 and its tiny compared, that was in 8 years think about 30 or 40, maybe bionic enhancements, or maybe actually virtulisation, so we can live eternally as data
diimmortal 2 years ago
wow yea it's kinda cool BUT! it's also scary, the future is gettin less real, he says it in the beginning "The line between the virtual world and physical world becomes increasingly thin!" Dude that's HORRIBLE!!!! It starts with a table but then it will become our lives!
ItsumoSeppun4 3 years ago
u are right :D
Legenda91 3 years ago
wait when theyre talking about thr resturanuts cant this replace peoples jobs
soxfan10195 3 years ago
cud i sit my hairy naked ass on that thing and then push it into my phone?
jamesgambino 3 years ago
how many ways can i share my stupid photos no one cares about??
triforcelink 3 years ago 2
If I put a music cd on the top, will it plays? ;p
ohshitimblind 3 years ago 2
I would hate for my kid to spill my coffee on that that useless junk.
midwest26 3 years ago
it will be water resistant...do you thing Microsoft didn't know that...If you skip the cake on the PC table...you just shut it down and clean it up
ghfgdrtw 3 years ago 2
This is just another piece of junk to consume your time worrying about it, and fixing it. Your better off living a simple life. Then you would not look like an old prune from to much stress on your body.
midwest26 3 years ago
who gives a fuck i am buying this shit!!!!!!
X1260 3 years ago
thats look for retarded people
santiagoeag 3 years ago
Yeah just made for you.
mjufpn 3 years ago
What if it locks up? No ctrl alt delete... ut oh... sounds like a big flaw.
PIDproductions 3 years ago 3
I dont see the point of sharing pictures one by one =.=
you can do anything on a computer with keyboard and mouse ten times faster than with this crap
I dont see the point of a map on a table...you can go and use google maps in a normal computer -.-
Darkmaster16 3 years ago
Only rich people will be able to get it anyway. I doubt lots of people are making money right now.
midwest26 3 years ago
shut up fag. How do you know. All the prices go down eventually so shut up!
mjufpn 3 years ago
Yeah in probably ten years. Your the fag I don't like them.
midwest26 3 years ago
OOO get real. Its not like its something new. Its just a big touch screen. Not a spaceship or a multirole invisible triple sonic fighter. It will need better preformance for the screen has higher resolution, but touch screen technology is ooold. THis is just a extra setup.
mjufpn 3 years ago
Extra setup more time wasted.
midwest26 3 years ago
well if you dont like it why not just buy something else. Like a bunch of toothpicks. Or a new flat tv at best.
mjufpn 3 years ago
I agree with you, It IS new, but really it's just the same old only Bigger! Why do humans always want more from life, never satisfied
ItsumoSeppun4 3 years ago
So are you satisfied with what you have, or would you like something more? Remember, it is human nature to want to exceed what was done in the past. Life continues with greater achievements whether we like it or not.
prnc561990 3 years ago
I knw I understand your point, but that is why now I am working on patience and gratitude. I am happy with my life. But sometimes change is good only if we don't let it take over. Like when you find a new favorite food or resource(gasoline) you can use it in certain quantities but don't exceed that limit
ItsumoSeppun4 3 years ago
it coming out in 4 to 5 years for 5,000 to 10,000 dollars
agentxbox2 3 years ago
looks friggin awsome, but just think. How many problems were there with Vista,it has some awsome features but has alot of problems. Will this be the case with Microsoft Surface?
THEFATFUNNyMANn 3 years ago
I guess so. Its always that way, but who knows.
mjufpn 3 years ago
it would be funny if the blue screen of death came up in the commercial
bbaction101 3 years ago
This is amazing!
servedJames 3 years ago
fail
BuffShamans 3 years ago
OMG this is amazing when is this coming out :0
jasc123456789 3 years ago
that is so cool!
ambrose79 3 years ago
is that real water at 1:13
mazecraze96 3 years ago
Nope.
omgodzilla10 3 years ago
Imagine interactive porn in this thing
^_^
R4d1anc3 3 years ago
QUERO UM PRA MIM.
k1nebel 3 years ago
it's a fake
:D
etvision 3 years ago
Ha no its not
igetby1125 3 years ago
they don't have enough tech yet..for this
8/
etvision 3 years ago
yeah they do. theres a video on youtube demonstrating it on the news. And what do you mean? Theres not enough TECH?
igetby1125 3 years ago
That is CrazY!
panate17821 3 years ago
microsft always bring out somthing amaizing
WoodyW123 3 years ago
Oh yeah how much this table? ;]
iNtErColLer 3 years ago
$10000 no joke
igetby1125 3 years ago
(a)Technology & Make it easy = Microsft,Linux
(b)Better marketing & Product = Apple,mac
jishankp 3 years ago
They should make some kind of movie where some guy uses the surface to help with his clever plan or something...
Mariolover24 3 years ago
minority report... basically the same thing but thats a table in the movie its floating
rlg34lyf 3 years ago
that would be cool i i put my psp on it and all of the media showed up on the screen
granturismo413 3 years ago
i meant to type if i put
granturismo413 3 years ago
can u go on the internet with these i mean like go on youtube nd stuff
swordlight14 3 years ago
yeah its a computer
igetby1125 3 years ago
Looks amazing! makes me so exited seeing technology evole into something out of a movie. LOVE IT!
ozun2k 3 years ago
i want one
asianboyyy117 3 years ago
I think its kind of cool it would save alot of fucking time at the bar or a restaurant... Dont have to wait for those slow ass mother fuckers to bring my fucking check or a card back
comrade86 3 years ago
your a idiot youll see this shit out in like 5 years
chsaggie22 3 years ago
What a pile of crap. This will never take off.
lonecretin 3 years ago
why is it crap?
ikkeennigij121 3 years ago
....Well you jst need to die dont you, worst prediction ever.
woozlwazzle 3 years ago
its not a prediction its REAL
igetby1125 3 years ago
i wander if it plays porn while i fuck hot bitches on the table
shanemayn 4 years ago
Why not just do a real one? Srsly.
StarDr0ps 4 years ago
hahaha that was funney you put a smile on my face
airband1227 4 years ago
imagine you made a lan-party with this table.....
Watcher6000 4 years ago
when will they make a woman who will do my bidding and suck me anytime i want?
mikeygeneral 4 years ago
When the electricity goes out what will it do?
SUPERBURRITO 4 years ago
turn off?
leofurleigh 4 years ago 2
use it as a table?
graphicslab 4 years ago
nope! that's the one thing it can't do. hahaha.
thechaosofpeace 3 years ago
between 5000 to 10000$ US and its expects prices to drop enough to make consumer version feasible in 3 to 5 years.. so just want man! hehe
deejayengen 4 years ago
how expensive is this thing????
Watcher6000 4 years ago
they said the first proto's will be 10-20,000 u.s.
mikeygeneral 4 years ago
actually they between 5 to 10 thousand...
thehogue 4 years ago 2
The only problem with importing pictures on to portable devices is that the device has to be compatible with the table. I look forward to seeing how Microsoft accomplishes that
nard3456 4 years ago
easy dude! thats how the big corps stay making money.you cant put a nes cartridge into a ps3 right?
mikeygeneral 4 years ago 2
Build your own "garage" version of Surface--
youtube*com/watch?v=D50PR_K-1dA
DigitalFrontiers 4 years ago
Wonder when "The Ceiling" will be introduced by Microsoft? The people can look up at the interface! Another revolution!
lol
kustomride 4 years ago
lol
nard3456 4 years ago
lol
Sappharos 4 years ago
At last microsoft is doing something innovative.
d4rkw1zz4rd 4 years ago
Not Really as it was done by Jeff Han's 8 ft. Multi-Touch Display Wall and on smaller scale the IPhone.
It is impossible for M$ to innovate! They Steal!
kaiserarny 4 years ago
Well you know the moto:
Good artists copy, great artists steel. I knew there was something fishy about it. Too good to be true. :D
d4rkw1zz4rd 4 years ago