Heather's Ancestry

[HarryMasonIsARetard]

KILL PARASITIC HANEYS AND HANEYISTS!!

[HarryMasonIsARetard]

MY FAMILY IS MY MISFORTUNE!!

MY FAMILY IS MY MISFORTUNE!!

[ReggiBear3]

lmao *is that cat shit?* haha

[kackerot]

,,,is it just me or does heathers father look like Andrew Squiggman AKA 'Squiggy'...

[lovediaz34]

Dude a dog can't drink vodka it's a dog not a human. She is so cute the chihuahua love it and heather with her father that r so funny

[HarryMasonIsARetard]

AWWWW cute puppyskins!!

[HarryMasonIsARetard]

Mo shaol do mo idol !!!!!!

[HarryMasonIsARetard]

Кейси Скотт Артер, my idol, is Irish descended!!! Кейси Скотт Артер, my idol, is Irish descended!!! Кейси Скотт Артер, my idol, is Irish descended!!!

[EpicMan4224]

Im related to elvis fuck yeah



[bethybunny1]

lol you are the coolest vampire on the planet

[brendanman30]

Gynocological

[98itachilover]

I went to ancestry.com and it said i was related to jesus. Praise me.

[SodaPopChic]

Cool

[luvilicious19]

Is that cat shit? lol.

[LightningIrving]

What about bigger animals that can take some punishment? And you could feed while they're sleeping so they wouldn't fight back! Gotta be stealthy, though...

[WhItEcHaPeL95]

i love the videos Meagen

[donnywhales656]

How do you become a vampire or are you born that way?

[Simsmaster1000]

... funny after you said ancestry.com the ad came up in the corner of my screen.

[thecayleyrae]

Heathers face at 3:34. Hahaha.

[UpForRansom]

her dad splits my freakin' sides

[burtonmanrocks19]

hey I'm related to edward the longshanks. We are distant cousins!!!!!!

[babykittyskitts]

the couch was rearanged

[stranoparanormale]

(cont.) called renfield. Keep up the good work!!!

[stranoparanormale]

I always was told I was British and Lithuanian but my family left out one

Very ironic third one--- Transylvanian!!!! My family didn't want to enforce a stereotype so I was never told! (I have been called vampire since the second grade.... Mostly because of the pale skin and actual sensitivity to sun/florescent light, all the bulbs in the house are LED blue they are easy on the eyes and provide ample light) so anyway just wanted to get my two cents in---- nice blog by the way love the dog being

[TheKratnoff]

LOL why is one of the tags 'gay'

[Darkwood5555]

I asked the first question!!! :)

[notsooutcast]

2:01

llol

[notsooutcast]

...Is that cat shit?

[XxmellomangoxX]

"Mother Teresa...... She was hot."

LOL XDDDD

[lamaslayeggs11]

im related to william the conqueror for real boo ya

[deadeyeslave]

mother trucker!

[ChrissieMadIpod]

She smells good, though ....

Is that cat shit?

HA.

[darqetsu]

I'm descended from Zombie George Washington.

[littlemoocowmedow]

u should see her do tricks when shes drunk!

[TLBBPRO1]

After this video, i Looked up something about my ancestry on ancestry.com, and I found out that I'm descended from whom who had established the Zhou Dynasty in 1122bc. Which is quite fascinating.

[MrHalohalo85]

you're welcome :)

[LondonKittyMeow]

LOL the jewlery channel is always on...in the background.

[BumbilBeShades]

@starsheepie the jewelery channel hahahaha... theyrr obsessed with gemstones. they made a whole video about it... its called Dad Bedazzled

[xmichellez096]

aww cute puppy :)

[eroshiyda]

2:06 to 2:08 I never noticed Kelly's face while Heather was talking!

[starsheepie]

seriously, what are they watching on the tv in the background!!???

[Howlinatthemoon]

Now marry a decendent of Wm Wallace!

[kelleyblue]

WHAT IS THE FATHER'S NAME? I'VE LOOKED EVERYWHERE...any help would be apriciated.

[VisiBone]

@kelleyblue Isn't Heather's dad actor Richard Kind? imdb dot com/name/nm0454236/

[kelleyblue]

@VisiBone no...but he does look a lot like him. My quest goes on....

[VisiBone]

@kelleyblue No?!? How do you know?? I thought I'd nailed it. They really are a charming duo, aren't they? Both pull their comedic weight.

[MrHalohalo85]

@kelleyblue Michael Cornacchia

[kelleyblue]

@MrHalohalo85 THANK YOU SO MUCH!

[mscocokoko]

Who else thought Renfield was a boy?

[DarkKrystal]

I have a pomchi! :D Yer puppy's so cuuuuute!

[WinglessFlutters]

Heather was that you on the colgate commercial? LOL

Makes sense. Teeth are very important to vampires.

[spatashn]

the Dads onto something. gynecological research CAN lead to finding out where Im from

[SeaOfVoice]

I saw your dad in LA Noir!!! HE WAS THE TAXI DRIVER :D

[GreenPencil305]

Hey, Heather. Didn't I see your dad in an episode of "Pushing Daisies"?

[marleymadness101]

LOL. Ending is the best part!

[dantotz85]

Is that cat shit? LOL.....that's why Heather and her dad are super funny!!!!!

[TheFacelessLady]

Does Heather's dad know that she thought about having sex with him?

[Darkwood5555]

HOLY SHIT, THAT FIRST QUESTION WAS MNE!!!!!!! YAYAYAYAYAYA!!!!!!::))))

[sandrsofias]

At first I thought there was a woman getting a vaginal piercing in the TV behind them.

[omgitscookie303]

Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe­eh "Gynacolologist" x)

[zoetherebel]

I laughed so hard I drooled.

[gamenerd323]

Wow that is weird! I am also related to Clovis, Charlemagne and William the conquer!

[PhychoRobotChick]

Why is QVC always on?!?!? xDDD

[wolfesw]

@PhychoRobotChick Because they can't go outside so they have to order all of their amazing deals for only 3 easy payments of $33.33

[Metrodinosuar]

R u a vampire D:

[Proudledrapper]

I missed you guys. I'm so glad you're back.

[katerade97]

1:35 he isnt holding a puppy. 1:38 BAM! Puppy is in his arms. LOL I laughed so hard. is it just me? XD

[tristanh1231]

Soo .. you were in the toothpaste commercial and i was wondering how do you brush your fangs

[bradyw95]

Is that cat shit? XD

[chaplain327]

heather is hot...bitches



[missysisi013]

ur dad looks and sounds like the dad from wizards or waverly place! aha

[nurzerozetta]

"Is that cat shit?" LOL!

[FunSizeSceneQueen]

i had to pause the video 3 times cuz i was laughing so hard

[CaptainSarcasm458]

"Dad, don't give her vodca!"

[CrayonsNWafflecones]

THAT DOG IS FREAKING CUTE! <3

[crenge]

IDK but Heathers is realy Cute~

[slipmaddy]

Why does he always watch the jewlry channel

[rachelk618]

i just saw heather on a colgate tooth paste commercial!

[PhanaticPhone]

13 people need to have their blood sucked!!

[persephone750]

As a Catholic, I found the Pope Pius XII part to be way more hysterical than offensive.

[medyaquesadilla]

I love how QVC is ALWAYS on the tv.

[evillttlimp]

@medyaquesadilla It's always the gem show, too!

[chaplain327]

THERES LADY DOCTORS????

[Clouds1Apprentice]

I can not explain how much I love Heather's vlogs. They're my favorite thing to watch on Youtube. xD

[HomestarRunner20X6]

Tell your dad we want to see his ass in skinny jeans

[LunarEclipse360]

gynocological. lmao!! My new favorite word that's not a word.

[memissyou1]

i love ur dog!!!



[indiepoos]

I'm soooo happpy they came back :)

[Blazegothica]

i wanna see the drunk dog do tricks!!!

[Ladyuko]

I wish these were longer!

[designdani0128]

If anyone wants to know the true origin story for heather they should watch the episode "Phases" of buffy the vampire slayer season 2... all shall be revealed.

[progpowerfan]

@designdani0128 You are so right, I was shocked when i recognized her on that buffy episode. I cant believe she is in her 30s. She looks like a teenager still

[HugoAllardTalkShow]

" You should see her tricks when she's drunk " PRICELESS !!!

[vegaobsceera]

Haha cornfather is awesome!

[vegaobsceera]

CORNFATHER!

[fivefingered]

technically yes, you are monsters.

[wybmbf]

Heather and her dad need their own show on the television XD

[BurntIceSlushie]

This is why Heather and her dad are 100x better than Cullens. =)

[ninjaciara]

is that cat shit?

[apocalypse123]

My girlfriend goes to see some gynecological chart specialist every so often. But she never comes back with any of her ancestor's information. I'm starting to think it's a scam.

[rumive]

Is Heather's Dad the taxi driver in LA Noire??????????

[MyWorldAwaits]

What is your favorite type of blood?

[speros24]

I love these vlogs so much. Please never stop.

[stormstar100]

@theislandlight because they are obsessed with gemstones. It says why in another vlog.

[theislandlight]

Why is the Jewelry Channel always on in the background, lol?

[dumoulin11]

love the dad!

[dakotahnova]

this is a chihuahua!!

[mmyswagg]

I'm related to some guy from England who found some rock and was knighted by the queen. I don't remember his name th

[Desi1231]

Such a cute chihuahua ^_^

[Heresaman]

Love ya's!

[mrlurp]

I'm going to go play LA Noir and look for vampires.

[Trixxterboy]

lol "there's lady doctors?"



[kuniklos]

This is the only web series of any kind I follow. I just love it! Keep it up! :D

[shibbygir]

Grrf I wanna kick your dog lol it looks all cracked out!

[jaleela]

I would eat the dog. Small dogs are pretty lean. Hmmm

[Beau1618]

ra ha ha

[DryBonz1]

Why doesn't Heather have a facebook page to like?

[mychemicalmistake]

is it bad that when they said 'we are related to royalty' i INSTANTLY thought shame blaine isn't.....

[shortiecanbrawl]

Hariot Tubman.

[TheDjashes]

KELLYS FUCKING RAD.

[DAVETYIOP]

I'm related to possibly a couple of popes.

[ironman711]

12 ppl are lady doctors

[egardgerard92]

You should see her do tricks when she's drunk!

[Z34teen]

I love Heather's dad. "THEY HAVE LADY DOCTORS?!" XD Priceless.

[itoottoot]

awesome!!!

[piglet3seven]

I LOVE YOUR EYEBROWS!

[Friedfrog33]

I love you guys dearly, please never change.

[aimeejanson]

Is that cat shit?

[smileygal246]

they should make a video of the dog drunk doin tricks! Lol! :)

[TheDetroitMC]

Is that catshit?

[Zanirtak]

is this an add for ancestry dot com???

[babygirl4youchrissy]

lol......

[dgeypscun]

Tell Heather's dad he was fantastic in LA Noir!

[alohababy42]

@dgeypscun Tell Heather she is fantastic in the colgate total commercials!!

[Aftershines]

@dgeypscun best cabbie ever! :D

[HEADFIRSTmurderHALOS]

"Are you related to any famous vampires?"

Pshf, Heather IS a famous vampires!

[shutuplawrence]

I can see you guys hanging out with Pope Pius actually.  He was a boss.

[sesiom3005]

@liamkylesullivan

HEATHER NEEDS HER OWN YOUTUBE CHANNEL!!!! :)))))

[xWr3stlinxGurrlx]

I love your dad.

[shellypork]

we need to tell kelly this NOW!

[xtaco4BR3AKFASTx]

im related to king george the second lol

[xxskittlez123xx]

"...is that at shit?"

"you should see her do tricks when she's drunk."

omg gotta love him xD

[thedesroyer19]

Lolz

[louietube]

I saw you brushing your teeth in that one commercial, you didn't have any bacteria and you had brushed as early as 8AM! Gadzooks!!

[eeveesnoopy]

that dog is so adorable <3

[nesseline]

Charlemagne invented the modern school system! It's all your family's fault, Heather!

[harpdevil]

Would this be a family history by blood? Or by people that have been turned?

[LilJx84]

weaakk

[Idolmakercat]

This is the Colgate germ girl.

[TenouHaruka0]

there's lady doctors?!?!

[Blargaldalien]

Hello, Heather.

Yes, YOU were descended from Charlemagne,but I fear your father was descended from Champagne.

[levimon]

there's lady doctors?!

[quixgofar]

Heather's facial expressions are Priceless!!

[themightythor1212]

whats is it thats always playing on the TV in the background, it always looks the same?

[MyOhNoes]

@themightythor1212 the shopping channel xD

[ajman66]

when u makn' porn?

[geoog1]

there's lady doctors?

[dresdenleo]

Need these more often!!! Love them.

Question: Whats your opinion on Scotland? and are you scottish? with a second name Campbell, I would like to this so :) x

[cky4eva]

Perfect as always, haha.

[yaxofossiad]

Lol I love these.

[freebasechase]

I love you Heather! Please turn me into a vampire and marry me!

[rayray123116]

actually made me laugh

[pauseTV]

Is that really your dad?

He seems too cool & young looking.

He also reminds me of that crazy actor who usually plays the annoying neighbour or landlord.

[Lenalouwho23]

I am also related to the longshanks... As well as the bruces. So everytime I watch brave heart it's like watching a family feud haha

[dovermoreno]

By FAR the best videos on YouTube ! LOVE IT !

[TheNoisemaster]

go dad

drunk animals are funny

[TheNoisemaster]

go dad

[fiercefunky]

Heather's dad is so fucking hot.

[kingwoot1]

Heather is so fucking hot!

[OneJumpFromEden]

you should see her do tricks when she's drunk. ELL-OH-ELL

[shashi11000]

yay you answered mine ha ha i am the can you drink an animal blood