The Entire Internet In Five Minutes
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  • PRESS 5! :P rotfm

    2minutestomammoth 1 week ago

  • ROTFM...

    

    eamond619 3 weeks ago in playlist Agents of Cracked

  • dammit another informative... FUCK!!!

    TICTaCSMAK 1 month ago

  • I STILL wanna know what DOB thought he was gonna do with that tie.

    chuckymac314 3 months ago in playlist Season 1

  • oh the internet, I WORK THERE!

    aerohawkproductions 5 months ago 9

  • 38 people couldn't beat Folder Move.

    Gamer2k4 5 months ago

  • the internet is for porn!

    moneyforshort 5 months ago

  • this video had me rotfm

    TiborZutron 6 months ago

  • Dan is so lucky.

    NateSean 6 months ago

  • Press 5 to see what I looked like the second my childhood ended

    Chucktanium 6 months ago 17

  • "I'm Pretty sure there's more minutes of porn online than minutes of time in history."

    best ever. 38 people can go fuck themselves

    rockprodchannel 7 months ago 2

  • it's a series of tubes.

    MyDormantSoul 7 months ago

  • 2:40 food and not food -Dan

    Spunky320 7 months ago

  • okay..is their a petition I can sign for a Swaim/DOB precedency for life.....i laughed through this WHOLE thing...hilarious

    CeReAlgurl95 7 months ago

  • that porn scene was hilkarious!!!

    

    horncolon 7 months ago

  • Night Trap reference FTW

    dk6025 8 months ago

  • "the internet is for porn."  :)

    Kaladelia 8 months ago

  • Wait, is that Andrew Jackson?

    lynnfamily4 8 months ago

  • Emulators and porn. Basically hit all the main points of the internet in about 15 seconds.

    Sobrekay 9 months ago

  • "Food: pizza, pepperoni, cheese, onions; Not Food: rinds, lint, "found art," boobs, Dan"

    Lawl.

    MigeulP 9 months ago

  • I will never watch "Aladdin" the same way again. Robin Williams as a big blue guy was disturbing enough.

    Maphisto86 10 months ago

  • Lol, at 3:39 he's playing Snood :)

    Moog226 11 months ago

  • fuckin LOVE swaim

    iluvmattbomer 11 months ago

  • His laugh at 3:20 is AMAZING.

    coolestpolak 1 year ago

  • i typed in porn and it showed me porn

    i typed in breakfast and it showed me porn

    awesoem line

    Farcry223 1 year ago

  • I really never understood what Dan intended to do with his tie.

    ZombifiedGuitarist 1 year ago

  • dammit. i looked up the article on cracked and it's not actually there :(

    kittenkates 1 year ago

  • jeez, RTFM

    EpicBeard815 1 year ago

  • oh the internet.... i work there

    jayjay20013455 1 year ago 2

  • Swaim is so adorable <3

    Nani101 1 year ago

  • this show is like a better jake and amir.

    funnier and better written. swaim 2012!

    spiderhero 1 year ago 2

  • @spiderhero Thats true but J&A have 2 eps a week. Supply and demand!

    juffan 1 year ago

  • @spiderhero quality over quantity in my experience dear friend.

    TinFins2021 1 year ago

  • Michael changes from a orange hoodie to a dressing gown in the porn bit. Nerd win! :D

    Nerd sad...

    voltage17121712 1 year ago

  • Remember when Cracked was funny?

    PropellerBusted 1 year ago

  • @PropellerBusted

    Yeah, five minutes ago.

    nosorab3 1 year ago

  • LMAO

    I typed in breakfast and it showed me porn!

    xD

    Harusama 1 year ago

  • "Hey Dan, there's porn!" *Goofy-run*

    TheFingledorf 1 year ago

  • Night Trap here I come!

    mystaker23 1 year ago

  • "Folder Move" is the shit!

    Ragnarok6688 1 year ago

  • Rolling on the floor masturbating. I will always use this line.

    ChasingDeadPeople 1 year ago

  • @PropellerBusted  pretty much all of it troll

    epicness14 1 year ago

  • @epicness14 Tell me ONE funny thing that happened in this video.

    My face was ( ._.) the entire time.

    PropellerBusted 1 year ago

  • @PropellerBusted Your face was a two brackets and some dots? This is a powerful show.

    facecycle 1 year ago

  • @epicness14 Like right now, as I type this?

    voltage17121712 1 year ago

  • RTFM!!!

    irishfreak8338 1 year ago

  • Just what the lizard people want you to think...

    72daystar 1 year ago

  • This is the best episode of them all.

    drummererb 1 year ago

  • oh the internet I work there XD

    heftyboy20121 1 year ago

  • whats the video with the girl like a firehose or watever he says

    dwadedabomb127 1 year ago

  • I laughed so hard at the Food / Not Food lists on the board

    ROCKaSKULL 1 year ago 4

  • "I'm pretty sure there are more minutes of porn online than there are in history."

    So true.

    manyeyeshere 1 year ago 3

  • rtfm

    Anthonett95 1 year ago

  • ohhh the reptile people who rules the government!!!

    lefkof 1 year ago

  • Swaim is awesome.

    SlyClay117 1 year ago

  • it's just like that robot i made, except not at all

    Sheb88 2 years ago 3

  • This is pure genius.

    K33p3r99 2 years ago 2

  • "A whole new world! A new fantast.............my sega cd emulator is done downloading. Night trap, here I come!"

    jackstorm777 2 years ago 5

  • just let me close this window XD

    Rockyface 2 years ago 7

  • i lol'd.

    Rockyface 2 years ago 3

  • He still has the "It Glows in the Dark" sticker on his Ghostbusters shirt. LMAO!

    g1Chase357 2 years ago 4

  • RTFM! LOL!

    lolmattt 2 years ago 2

  • this is like a gayer version of jake and amir

    timesplitingking 2 years ago

  • oh my lord when he started singing i could not control my laughter!!

    sedwaykid 2 years ago

  • lol rofm

    parakidd 2 years ago

  • what the hell is with the damn ad videos

    pokemaughan 2 years ago

  • 5 min and 26 sec...not 5 min

    TheFlyestNerd 2 years ago

  • the first 26 seconds is the title sequence, so it doesn't count as part of the film

    coolmousee 2 years ago

  • ah, true

    TheFlyestNerd 2 years ago

  • dont b3 an ass

    BoxerBoyMartin 2 years ago

  • i don't think i am...ass

    TheFlyestNerd 2 years ago

  • 1 star

    daggaweird 2 years ago

  • still a star Lol

    BoxerBoyMartin 2 years ago

  • lol security guard slips on vomit

    rynoandliam 2 years ago

  • Got bored and stopped watching.

    andosmate 2 years ago

  • thanks im not gonna watch it now

    BoxerBoyMartin 2 years ago

  • "Weekee-damn, what did I say about the East Coast lingo?"

    Jesus, that was funny.

    VenomProject 2 years ago

  • Funny up till 2:44 and then it sucked - sorry guys not funny anymore.

    jasonlittlejohn89 2 years ago

  • Just let me close this window... ahahha

    grozmo1 2 years ago

  • night trap ftw

    danimoth2 2 years ago

  • Not Food:

    Boobs

    buttersownsuall 2 years ago

  • I disagree ;) Lick them like a sno cone!

    TakingTheRedPill69 2 years ago

  • The screen blacked out for a while and all I heard was DoB.'s coaxing "Don't look back," and Swaim's emotional "I love you, Dan."

    Needless to say I was disappointed with the reality.

    MorroccoSurrogate 2 years ago 5

  • My word, that was enjoyable. Snood FTW.

    dascottjr 2 years ago

  • I typed in porn, and it showed me porn!

    I typed in breakfast, and it showed me porn!

    BEST LINE EVER.

    Pilotwannabe62 2 years ago 63

  • @Pilotwannabe62 its

    "i typed in porn, and porn came up!

    i typed in breakfast, and porn came up!"

    how did you f**k this up?

    leonid313 7 months ago

  • "Oh! The Internet! I work thar :3"

    SERIOUS LOLZ

    Hudoste 2 years ago 5

  • God I love that part where DOB is shooting the guns. Just something about it that makes me smile everytime I see it.

    phubbie 2 years ago 2

  • Captain Hate strikes again!!!

    gonyea12 2 years ago

  • JUST now got the paperclip bug at the end. Didn't notice it on the article they were... researching before. Nice.

    SunGawdRa 2 years ago

  • Best one so far! Awesome job guys!

    karloavera 2 years ago

  • is this some kind of gay humor or what?

    acab1989acab 2 years ago

  • Thank you for helping me win a bet

    lessergnome 2 years ago

  • Yes. That is correct.

    MorroccoSurrogate 2 years ago

  • These new vids are real good. Nice job on the great new vids, Cracked! You guys are funny.

    palindrome74 2 years ago

  • A WHOLE NEW WORLD!

    Tattoo222 2 years ago

  • DANE! THERES PORN!!! lol

    ThatKidInTheHoodie 2 years ago 3

  • Dear sweet zombie jesus, youtube was just made fun again! And this series gets all the credit!

    lessergnome 2 years ago 3

  • Great episode.. Michael's a noob :P

    hellzBrother 2 years ago

  • I typed in porn, and it showed me porn!

    I typed in breakfast, and it showed me porn!

    That pretty much sums up the internet.

    Pilotwannabe62 2 years ago 6

  • I'm loving this series. especially the cheesy intro :)

    JAGMASK08 2 years ago 2

  • brb

    RTFM

    Ryogakun666 2 years ago 4

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