Gay Guys Pick Up Girls - Get Her Number!

[JeppeGutt]

"Go away, I got a gun".

America in a nutshell

[BigBrownCheeseBurger]

watch?v=yEVxP3wjgJ4&list

lolololololol

[dylandlima09]

i need to study ! fucking shit!

[MrWhtbred94]

how can you say jizzed to a stranger and not get slapped to shit....

[messege2010]

hahah best bit was the "your not a paster" "bring me a little boy and ill prove it to you"

[Bleck167]

Intro was awesome.

[naorable]

2:32 almost pissed myself

[TheSaintFisher]

wonder what you two were talkign about before the secuirity guard came ! I really whant to know !

[tdurden664]

Clowns for sure... All these numbers are flakes... Indirect pickup is for pussies

[Kilomanjaro11]

Dam Jason was fast with the skates at the beginning

[xxalexanderxxish]

Wtf trying to be gay to get chicks you don't even do it right! Bad acting and then if you get the girl , how dishonest can be ?

[sbyseven]

@xxalexanderxxish who cares??!! enjoy life!!

[idcemail123]

wtf at 1:41 does that snorlax have a shit stain on her back of her shirt.. wtf GROSS

[14ACFC]

@idcemail123

thats nasty..lol

[edgartj17]

that surfer chick is freaking HOT!!!

[MrKutgebruikersnaam]

aaawesome beginning!!

[iamspid3rman]

So how many numbers were part of the rejection hotline?

[ijbee]

Let Me Help You ! *Starts Blowing Bubbles* Omg To Funny ! Lmao

[Nurbol2010]

nice



[BakBakBok]

Jesse is the most fun one, i love how he gets the girls after all the shit he said like Jizz in the Face? hahahh

[dthol778]

hitting on girls with there family or boyfriend some shit like dat

[Hozer2003rsx]

This shits funny....hahaha...

[Arkar133]

3:24 the most famous ass of simple pickup

[firstatheist]

This is the funniest shit

[coryleetrait567]

this is the best episode

[iamnowherecauseofyou]

2:28 SO HILARIOUS "let me help you"...blow bubbles

[johnathan3gameking]

lmao are yall down for a foursome? no sorry im afraid! best response ever

[demorg666]

3:13 funny dude appears at the bottom of your screen

[PeekayForLife]

OMG they should've done that trick where they ask them to put their hands in their pocket which leads to their private trolololol

[magisterchrome]

"Can I take a lick?" That's a nice opener.

[IRANisPERSIA1]

can anyone tell me what song they use :30 ?

[Tlcalis]

Wow amazing intro they just fucking escape hahaha awesome :D

[1doctorhobo]

I wan t you guys to use this poem to get a gorls number

(roses are red vilots are sour open your legs and give me and hour)

[iiTzVoLT]

2:30 .... nufff said

[TheKngo91]

kong and dat surfer's ass...haha

[superspurssam]

YOU GUYS ARE MY HEROS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[VarjeDag3]

"Are you trying to get raped?!!...We aren't going to rape you guys...yet" XD

[jamesthecow]

you guys are f**ing hilarious.... keep it up!

[ThisWorldABitch]

So is it so easy to get girls in America ? In Britain its damn hard man :P

[xAA7]

I would have laughed so hard if they wiped out at the start!

[IshowFUNNYvids]

HAHA, thumbs up if you keep looking at all the chicks asses!

[WhosOmar507]

i can just imagine how many minutes or hours your boners took to slow down

[Apacheshock]

awkward wheel chair at 4:44 and a guy with a sign saying marry me ?

[SymbolisticX]

4:41 Dude do you have a boner? LOL

[ZoomZip]

Kong being a total bro talking to da fat chick, or at least keeping her away from jesse 1:46

[surfergirllexi]

Let me help you. *blows bubbles*

[BMX2458]

whats the intro song

[BarrageofDS]

that chick that found the wire gets props

[whattheholf91]

1:41 Man the harpoons men!

[CodyThatGhost]

I'm gonna try to suppress my erection. Hahaha

[mshmrlw]

4:57 shes talkin about cocaine.

[yonkersfugitive]

@mshmrlw wow...you're a genius

[TRNIGHTMARE]

Look at Kong avoiding the fat chick hahahahha

[potenciaplaya19]

His reaction to the girl blowing bubbles, bout died lol

[MrAnarchy26]

that ass at 3:24, dammmm

[kalvonixoftrapboyz]

@MrAnarchy26 that girl is soo hot, she was trying to discreetly fix her wedgie :P

[XHipHopLyricsX]

2:23 is that kassemG on the right photo

[VelesStrahimir]

Pick -up girls dressed as a Indonesian transvestite prostitute (you know those girls that look like girls, but when you go down on her, you get heart attack because she isn't a girl down there and then you run as fast you can).... I am speaking hypothetically, not saying that it happened to me... But, in the defense of hypothetical guy, everyone could be fooled by those boobs, and heavy make-up... :\

[MrJerry361]

lmao 

[MahoneFilm]

1:41 SNORLAX.!!!

[Lopee08]

3:23 what a great ass :)

[Embermane666]

@Lopee08 that chick is manly...eww

[ilikepenguins100]

@Embermane666 v-v-v-virgin

[taccun]

@ilikepenguins100

She does have a manly figure. How does that imply his sexual history? I think you're the insecure one here..

[ilikepenguins100]

@taccun you should be a psychologist or something, i think youre on to something here.

[taccun]

@ilikepenguins100

Probably.

[MrIPleadthe5th]

Let me help you *blow bubbles*

[raycdaddy]

4:41 jason's erect penis

[123funwithanun]

IS IT THAT EASY?!

[devgchr9000]

1:41 a wild Snorlax appears

[pmic2011]

@devgchr9000 LOL Snorlax

[andrewSBlues]

@devgchr9000 i see a stain on the crater! ;)

[dscimforjack]

They didnt act that gay to me haha

[OddReality94]

You surprise me every time... :D



[SyafiqClarkson]

"let me help you" *blows up the bubble* that was sick! hahaha

[scion2p2]

guy a 4:48 is trying their wheelchair technique.

[ProphetofGod]

@scion2p2 rofl

[TheAndreDesignZ]

lol this sick

[BluntTraumaZz]

idk juss...Im gonna try to supress my erection. LMFAO

[rushitelj]

1:45 WHALE ON THE BEACH !!!

[Complete420]

ROFL "how come that guy can film?" he freaking runs for it!! haha love it

[faz1991]

"Me too, and it's down hereee ;)"

[19Danniel]

What do you do with all these numbers prank call em?

[TiTeKiD99]

@alexracer2008 1:12

[77bucksfan]

you guys should do a video using quotes from Will Ferrel movies while your talking to the girls.

[KillerSalmon]

@77bucksfan That's a good idea - use lines from "Old School" or something like that.

[100Predators]

He said, were not gonna rape you guyz.... YET LOL!!!!

[theKPTproductions]

girl: What's your number ? guy: alrightNO what's YOur number 

[superguy2111]

kaseem g went to the same place.

[CrackaShnappah]

Anyone else catch that hobo's sign at 4:40? "Marry Me" LOL.

[ebutouy51]

lawl! do you guys spit or swallow! haha!

[mdxphantom1]

This line right here means you like to have your face jizzed on lol

[fivestep5]

You guys should cross dress and try to pick up girls.

[dylcal1]

3:24.....that ass.....

[MrDjJdr]

@dylcal1 0:48 THAT ass lol no homo

[Patron4Headshots]

lmao kong

[xoninmuoshda]

haha Kong is the man



[Captinfuntime]

whats the intro song called?

[sgntblizzard]

This one is the dumbest shit ever. Obviously girls who think guys are gay aren't gonna be scared of giving them their number

[killerxz93]

Can I get a lick?

Hahahahahha

[TheeYahya]

funniest thing ever. watching this show had given me confidence to approach women and not care for rejection.

[TheJosephValentino]

i want to rip off most of these lines but im afraid it could backfire lol

[XDXDXDXDXDXDXD]

@TheJosephValentino You can't be afraid!

[xtianwenraey]

1:42 a wild snorlax has appeared!

[LunarLobo6287]

(714), california♥

[Da714B]

LMAO "let me help you" blows bubbles at them hahaha 

[Popytoty1]

HAHAHAHA THE BEGGING CRACKED ME UP

[obi644]

daamnnn... these doods are smooth

[jamespakmusic]

Dress up in pokemon costumes... and get some numbers :)



[Bouncer246]

WOW, in the UK not only would the girls your talking to and saying that stuff to call the police, but they would attack me while her friends join in swell!

[narcoguzman1]

@Bouncer246

You live in a feminist police state. Get out before they start enslaving men over there.

[Bouncer246]

How did jason get to the exit that fast in the beginning?

[Tusak2Slick]

at least do a gay voice

[KevitoKeviiBeats]

Why u guys start blurring faces?

[skydragon4ever]

Are they really gay, or is it just a pretend-to-be?

Because they seem pretty straight to me.

[TheTomatoVideos]

@skydragon4ever Pretend to be.... DUH

[TiTeKiD99]

Bring me a lil boy and i prove it .. haha i died when he said that lol

[alexzracer2008]

@TiTeKiD99 what time was that at?

[Bouncer246]

like how no one tries to chat up the fat chick at 1:40

[Bjornnoo]

its just that easy huh?:P

[911xxxxbulldog]

let me help you "blows bubbles" lol

[Avatar230594]

Do hippies aswell.

[Avatar230594]

This could work for me definitely. I'm not gay but I can pretend really well.

[MegaMarlon23]

go to a beach in speedos x) just speedos and try to get number

[MsJonjon15]

wow how did he get there so fast? to the door

[Nuther10cents]

Jesus christ jason is fast on blades.

[SuperShoplifter]

0:56 anyone see that guy checking out kongs ass?

[outragezsteven]

brea mall??



[minhluu20]

"Bring me a little boy and ill prove it to you" LOL

[MrStellar13]

U guys should talk gay

[TheBronco64x]

3:24 holy fuck nice

[NeonDevineVids]

Even if I had the BALLS these guy's have, I still would laugh my ass off every time. These guy's are AMAZING!

[brbcutting]

LOL Lets just say i like anal sex, Lets just leave it at that. LOL

[mantrashah]

Dress up as a pimp and then try getting some numbers!

[ProTexE]

"your back jizzed on" "no?" "what the fuck"

[EggoMuffin]

2:21 lololololololololololol im going to hell i laughed soooo hard

[bastyo]

@EggoMuffin dude im dying :D

[umascarlett]

4:43 Black guy: Keep rollin, rollin, rollin-- :O A CAMERA *takes out marry me sign and trolls the vid*

[ijrdsm]

Wow, you guys have gutts, Respect!!

[arewat22]

lul



[Yaaaaaahh]

I saw ass. I clicked video.

[pjsingleton21]

best part of the vid could be how in almost every shot you guys have swapped skates

[Arcticsics]

4:43 Marry me

xD

[Lax99Maryland]

No one noticed 4:40 ? Black guy's sign?

[whateverpr0ducti0ns]

2:37 not a fuck was given. Props dudes shit is hilarious and takes all the balls, all of them

[merewoodbebox]

loooooooooool



[malcolmtbartlett]

'how come that guy can film?'

[DCAMAM0T0X]

Venice Beach .. haha ima try this..

[FraisC]

so that's the key to getting girls, just act gay! if i knew this before it would've saved me years of rejection Q-Q

[HafsGotGame]

"Are you gay?" I like anal sex, lets just leave it at that. LOL

[doublephantom2]

Do one pretending to be pedophile lookin dudes hahaha

[catonadream]

poor loosersss

[MrTomuxas]

damn guys , your fcking awesome!!!! love your vids

[HeroBidd0]

HAAA all the vids are good the beginning of this one is hilarious though!

[prepkid5]

EPIC ESCAPE

[ZACKSKATER726317]

brea mall 

[gansterlicous]

Haha funny but i got to remove this from my hystory

[wtfeverynamewastook]

This proves that gay guys can be more blunt when approaching girls. smh

[couturefan72]

surfer was hott

[sammy2629]

3:22 ASS ASS ASS!

[airtwaine18]

Dude you are at the same place where kassemg does his interviews! Those are the EASIEST girls in the WORLD!

[wabdih]

@airtwaine18 they did it in NY too, as far as I know they are the hardest girls in the US

[airtwaine18]

@wabdih No the documentary woman said that and that is not true at all! It's so easy to get a girl in NY and especially to get laid! Me and my buddy's love going there for that reason, and partly because most of his family lives there.

[megaflex48]

just goes to show how easy some girls are. . no excuse guys you gotta get out there and not be scared of being turned down..lol

[RascalPictures]

I can't even imagin how many numbers they have in their phones.

[Moneysmotivationx24]

The girl at 1:30 wanted the D !

[Ho3SaY1]

LMFAO 3:50

[codycombs07]

3:22 dat ass