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  • v Chill man its a fucking entertainment video. Its not meant to be a Factual report, it was funny and thats all that matters.

  • I just hate it when my well thought out opinions are also those of a Fucking Idiot like You!!! Where did you pick up this Idiotic Information your spewing out of your mouth as fact???

  • It s not cheating until you see a ring on her left hand ! It s not cheating until they caught you !

  • must go to holland

  • @zlynch172 hey fuck you

  • Here is my thoughts every day: 99.9% Sex 0.1% Gaming  Thumbs up If you agree

  • Women want sex too, and Men want money as well :/

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  • So funny how people take this serious:-D

  • Hey blaming pimps for the problem is getting old most prostitutes are freelance.most of em have sex unprotected if it were regulated it would slow the spread of stds would lower the debt stimulate the economy and increase jobs LOL all jokes aside it should be choice and choice only I mean isn't porn the same I need feedback people I wanna hear ur thoughts

  • Ur amazing :)

  • Why would respawn even upload this video. I was unaware they were retards.

  • @t3hPoundcakeHD maybe because machinima, unlike you, has a sense of humour?

  • @spyrodude12 Machinima used to be about video games. Nothing else. The past two years I've seen a transformation to just another form of social media instead of what it was founded on. I don't need to watch a video game to hear about someones views on prostitution, or anything aside from the video game itself.

  • @t3hPoundcakeHD your arguments are all invalid because none of this was serious. and on top of that you are the first person I have ever seen who prefers the commentator to talk about nothing but the game. I you type into google images "my brain is full of fuck" you will get my exact reaction to everything you just wrote.

  • @DJHermeler How do you spell wasting? Cause last time I checked a waist is above your legs and below your torso. Sorry but I have to agree with TheManlyman21. Just to back myself up here is the definition of the word YOU used. waist·ed an adjective meaning "having a waist of a specified kind (usually used in combination): long-waisted; high-waisted."

  • i love how people think that since they can use big words, they're smart

  • soooo...are you a pimp?

  • amurrica - land of everything being illegal

  • Wow u can tell the guy talkin hasn't had a lot of gf or pussy sorry to break it 2 u virgin but most girls will go ape shit if u even suggest having sex with them be4 known u love each other but not the whores they will do u but hey if u want an STD be mu guest:)

  • You're an idiot.

  • Prostitution is legal in Australia

  • anyone who hates on attack is gay

  • @TheManlyman21 Thanks, but hating on an IAmTheAttack video?

    That's a big no-no.

  • 2:00 "Men want sex; women want money. And i believe from the amount of 90210 I've watched, I'm legally certified to be diagnosing this situation."

    LOL man you're hilarious

  • @1danyol1 he is

  • yeah, im 17, i dont really need women advice, and ive been subbed to this guy, you guys dont get what hes about haha!

  • mannn none of the people that are already subbed to laine get what he's all aboot, I LOVE YOU LAINE

  • Well I'm going to ignore the fact that you a complete fucking idiot with little to no actual understanding of what prostitution is and what a girl thinks. So what you're saying is that every single man just wants to have sex and only sex and every single women wants to have money and only money? Look, maybe I'm over estimating your own intelligence but do you honestly believe that bullshit? Maybe because that's how you feel doesn't mean that's how it is for everyone. Way to kill it for the kids.

  • @TheManlyman21 True. However, this is a video of satire. Understand that he doesn't mean this and it's all for the fun. Oh and your comment implyed that you're 12. Hate somewhere else.

  • @KersheckStudios Well at least you are not insulting me in ridiculous fashion. Everybody is mean.

  • I feel like punching this asshole

  • The only problem with your theory is, the a normal guy doesn't want to have sex with a girl, that 1. needs the money so bad, that she trades her self, her selfesteem for money that she gets from having sex with disgusting men 2. has had several penisses in her vagina 3. sank so deep, that she is selling her self on the street

    I think guys do want a releationship too, and sex should be the not be the reason it should be the "consequences" of a healthy releationship be tween to loving people.

  • You're a god. <3

  • Hahahah this was hilarious!! The Netherlands already did the right thing to legalize prostitution =]

  • Well, in Holland, prostitution IS Legal!!! So is weed.... Just sayin....

  • i swear everyone here is from IGN and trolling for unicorns

  • @MrFictive stop trolling for unicorns. You know what your comment says to him? Nothing! What was going through your mind when writing that comment? If his commentary is as disgusting as you say, then you are just as responsible for being disgusting by saying the word retarded. Not everyone takes things as seriously as you. Just be quiet cuz U AIN'T GOT NO PANCAKE MIX! (I bet you'll take that last part seriously too)

  • people are taking this to serious !! go look at his channel he likes to play around people, dont take it up the ass haha

  • Ironically my lady got her period the day after I watched so I watched this again to cope with the situation

  • This is awful. You spend the whole video generalizing about what both men and women want. You manage to stereotype and insult basically any viewer not retarded enough to see how ridiculous the things you're saying. Grow the fuck up, dude. People aren't nearly as simple as you think they are. Any person in their right mind would be rightfully disgusted by this commentary. It's a good fucking thing your audience is 12 year olds. Anyone else might actually notice how wrong about things you are.

  • Prostitution is legal in NZ too, and it's a better place for it. The women involved receive the protection of the law and criminals aren't the ones making the profits, just to list two of the benefits. Not a fan myself, but to each their own. But Attack, your summary of what guys and girls want? (sex and money, respectively)... Fully weak, bro. Get a few more years on you, get to know some more women and come back when you know what you're talking about.

  • @TheManlyman21 Before you have any compliants, check out his personal channel, then realize that this is for fun and isn't meant to be taken seriously, then comment.

  • I love humor but this dickhead took it too far and basically made fun of weman by saying that they will have sex with you just because of a stereotypes and money. Many people were offended, even, 12 yr olds because they got sisters they love.

  • He said, "We've all had girlfriends"..... but i haven't! :(

  • Why does the US make everything illegal? Weed, prostitution, gay marriage, ect. Whatever happened to 'land of the free'?

  • @nibib123 yeah try telling that to every fuckhead government around the world, it isnt just the US man. but give it a few years and everything will work out when all of the old ignorance bastards die hahaha

  • @nibib123 I personally don't want weed to be legal. I wish it was just a bit more casual with the police. If it were legal, the price would go up... and there'd be a tax for it. If weed were legal, the quality would go down by 30% simply because you don't have a guy making the good shit in an underground bunker. No, you've got a farmer using fucked up chemicals to increase yield.

  • @nibib123 Dont be so NAIVE. everything costs...even so-called "freedoms"

  • @GrowlanserDragoon Naive? All I'm saying is that there is irony that the supposed peak of western civilisation and all the freedoms that come with that is incredibly conservative.

  • @nibib123 it may appear ironic but its an issue of compromise between those that rule over us (Government) certain factions wont tolerate certain things so it becomes a game of give and take. I for one dont agree in the legalization of drugs (weed included) b/c I see the bigger picture. As Americans we are too spoiled as it is, everyone wants to have a good time but if everyone is wasted/stoned, what prevents other countries from destroying us?? All ppl need to take some responsibility

  • @GrowlanserDragoon Go to Holland, marijuana is legal there and it's a prosperous society. My point is that the government shouldn't be able to tell you what to do with your own body.

  • @nibib123 Why would I want to go to Holland for weed when I oppose its legalization? What you do with your own body is your business but theirs rules/laws no matter where you go. Besides, weed kills brain cells and ppl are stupid enough without it, Sex on the other hand is at least beneficial!! Holland is not a melting pot society like America is. Also, Holland isnt hated by a majority of the world like the United States is.

  • @nibib123 there is canada eh!

  • lol, your logic is actually pretty good

  • The Sarcasm is strong in this video.

  • I didn't even watch the video because there are so many reasons why legalizing prostitution is a bad idea...

    1. The quality of life for prostitutes is just horrible

    2. This is just a disaster waiting to happen regarding STD's. You can say "use condoms" all you want, but eventually there would be a big breakout of herpes or some shit

    3. This would just encourage pimps and human trafficking

    4. If you REALLY need to, just fap. Honestly.

  • @l3onusLife disagree. holland is a major example where

    prostitution not only was legalized but has been worked into the

    system where females ALWAYS have a secure HIGH paying job, on top

    of which they get health benefits, free health insurance, free check ups and

    treatments, free of pimps and all the bullshit. oh, and on top of it

    they get to choose who they sleep with or dont sleep with. and additionally

    get good cash for it. sounds horrible? its the truth.

  • Women want sex just as much as guys do. I'm my experience anyway.

  • fail this video is the how to deal with pms O>O

  • This man should become the next president

  • The very instant he took to marginalizing not only his own existence as a male into that of a fuck-starved animal, but started to argue this applies to everyone else as well, I lost any and all respect for him.

    We can bitch all we want about the intrinsics of human purpose back and forth, but for anyone to seriously argue they do nothing but starve after pussy/cock and put said genitalia on a pillar with clams that it's the end-all most worthwhile thing ever, is fucking pathetic.

    Full retard.

  • And you think you know about women but you hav never lived with a women. I love my sister and the title offended me. You are all idiots thinkin you know women but in fact you are just a bunch a losers espesially the commentator (He probably never lost his virginity and is lying to please dickhead 10 yr olds)

  • This is fucked up!!!

    You are all fucked up!!!

    You think women are little toys that you can play with and you think sex is a game. Women have feeling, they are human biengs, and the fact that you all think that proves that you all will never have a girlfriend and wife. The way you think of women is the way you think of yo mamas!!!

  • @TheManlyman21 Prostitution would lower rape, PROVEN by studies in Holland, in Germany prostitution is a job description chosen by the woman, or man. Men are prostitutes too. Some people wont ever have a girlfriend or a wife, how are they supposed to have sex? Rape? Animals? Or the perfectly fine way of prostitution. It's the oldest profession, if you weren't so duped into thinking it is so vulgar by the American point of view you would understand how civilization works.

  • @DJHermeler I don't care about Holland I care about my country, The U.S. If you want to live in holland and fuck prostitutes all day and smoke weed than that is your choice, I do not care. They could have sex if the man and the woman are in love and choose to have sex and agree with it. What about STD's? It will promote more abortion. You want a baby to die than FUCK YOU!!!!

  • @TheManlyman21 One word, Condom. Dipshit, no babies and no std's. You wan't more rapists? Well fuck you. Now that's where std's and abortions come from. Your logic is flawed, invalid and sad. Grow up and learn something little girl.

  • @DJHermeler Go fuck yourself cause having an attitude like that no chance a girl will want you. It is NOT legal in holland its just minimal punishment. You got no morals. How the fuck do you sleep at night? Oh yeah, Masturbating the 50th fuckin time. You get no sex, your idea of sex is shovin your dick in a vacuum cleaner cause no woman is gonna want you to fuck her. This offends me and you disturb me

  • @TheManlyman21 Your lack of intelligence offends me pond scum. I have a girlfriend:) Yes we have sex, I love her very much. I never said I want to have sex with a prostitute, but I guess your plugged fucked up eyes and ears couldn't tell because unneeded rage has filled you because you understand that you got dropped a few too many times. You know nothing about me, never will and you also have no idea of how society works. I pity your disgusting guts and the people who have to live with you.

  • @DJHermeler 99% of the internet is lies and 1% is spam cause I do not think a disrespectful jackass like you have a girlfriend. You know what? I am married to the princess of england and she wears golden panties. Also, I am best friends with obama and we enjoy dancing in tights. I was watching a video of the cutest dog in the world, Boo. I bet boo would bite your shitty ass.

  • @TheManlyman21 Prostitution (Prostitutie) in the Netherlands is legal and regulated. Operating a brothel is also legal.

    But oh wait, everything on the web is lies, or... is this spam?

  • @DJHermeler sure, you could 105 yrs old playing someone young. Holland has nothin on the US. If you love holland so fuckin than live there.

  • @TheManlyman21 Never said I loved it:P Just proved that you lie and are scum. Fucking retard I don't even know what you're getting at anymore. Get the fuck out of here idiot.

  • @DJHermeler fuck you, asshole. You got nothin, you got nothin except youtube and a fake girlfriend. Why don't you calm your ass down and watch the cutest dog in the world, Boo. Maybe I expressed my opinion in the wrong way. If you do have a girlfriend than she is probably gonna dump your ass cause I don't think she wants you anymore cause your an asshole that supports drugs and prostitution. You disturb me

  • @TheManlyman21 The disturbed get disturbed easily. Suck it up and grow up, fucking child.

  • @DJHermeler I am not offended because behind that keyboard is a depressed, resentful man with no morals and an imaginary make believe life with a fake girlfriend with a false reality and dream. you got nothin but you pretend you got somethin. Go move to holland cause many people are sick of you and your mental problems. I am gettin bored with your practical comments and word fuck and scum you overuse. You are the real scum with morals or girlfriend.

  • @DJHermeler No morals or girlfriend

  • @TheManlyman21 Better morals than you, bet you haven't even felt the touch of a loving woman. And why do you keep going on the girlfriend subject? I haven't brought her up once since that one comment. You seem quite anxious to talk about girlfriends, are you a girlfriend? Hey tell me your address so we can compare lives;) I dare you.

  • @TheManlyman21 Little faggot:P Is trolling a sport for you? Do you feel good after whacking off to the comments you send me:) Ive studied socialism and how it works, you're over there working your shit outa the stuff your retard parents spoon fed to you. Fucking child I'm done with you. Go ahead and keep replying I won't answer Ive got better shit to do than talk to you, like clip my pubes or take out the trash. Anything is better than waisting time on unintelligent inbred dog shit like you.

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  • @DJHermeler How old are you? Cause you are pretended to be smart because it is not workin. If you got an education you would you actually have a life. Do you have a maniac, Dissiociative, social problem. If you have studied socialism than why the hell are you so immature, foul mouthed,and ignorant, cause a person with an education does not socialize like that. What the hell is wrong with you? your fathor beat on you or somethin. Also, your comments make me loose IQ points

  • @TheManlyman21 Didn't read, ignore. Go off and think you're smart, bye.

  • @DJHermeler Whoopedy doo fuck you. The only people that support it can suck my ass. So....... suck my ass

  • @TheManlyman21 Sorry I forgot about you, and I will stay happy by having you stay forgotten. Bye troll, enjoy trolling.

  • @TheManlyman21 Kool story bro.

  • hes fucking right

  • can someone tell me why prostitution is illegal?

  • @MultiMystery mostly because of christians and catholics. there really arent good reasons for being against it outside of seeing it as morally objectionable.(aka entirely a matter of opinion)

  • If Prostitution is Legalized I'm going to open a Dark Corner McPussy Store.

  • fucked up the title!

  • o....dont forget about the STDs after your prostitution escapade

  • @specialeducation21 One word, Condom.

  • god whats all this "i took an arrow to the knee" all you guys are douchebags...its already been said. find a new top comment idiot

  • @InsaneAlbinoGiraffe I said out "of those viewers" I meant of the 95% of the male viewers, its just like @duffking56 said... later on.

  • Prostitution be legalized hein? Ask your mom.

  • who doesn't love a little bob on the side

  • we've all had girlfriends..

    you seem to forget that 99% of your viewers are 12 year olds who play cod 11 hours a day

  • @fritstoofvlees fuck off ya cunt

  • what guy doesn't enjoy these kind of commentaries? (gays not included xp)

  • I think he's got something personal he's not telling us. Nobody just protests prostitution randomly.

  • i saw this hot girl, i was gonna go for her but than..... i took an arrow to the knee

  • Prostitution, if run by a legitimate organization, would be a very profitable and safe business.

  • Hahaha legend

  • you sir are.... RIGHT!

  • Is it odd that this is not the weirdest commentary I have heard?

  • @Skull11137 Yes. There are much weirder. MrChucklesGaming

  • he says pretty accurate things in general

    the only thing i see wrong with your video is that, it shouldn't require girls to turn off the video, because it contradict what you say at the end, that way the lesson you're giving to this kids is to PRETEND to be respectful, instead of actually being respectful,

    to become a real man you don't need the approval from another man, you need to prove it to women, but if you only care to satisfy your penis, then you're not a man, you're just a dick

  • 0.0 this is different

    this guy is a genius!

    (211 girls had there special moment of the month)

  • i dont get this arrow to the knee thing

  • @sting2244333 In the elder scrolls skyrim the guards like to constantly repeat 'i used to be an adventurer then i took an arrow to the knee.'

  • 1.) Low Self Esteem

    2.) Lives far away

    3.) And Fat

    Oh wait you were joking :(

  • then he can got home and play xbox live!

    wtf !!!???

  • >Sex

    Wait, what? Never heard of it.

  • Nah it shouldn't. 

  • you sir just won my noble peice prize

  • this guys great

  • Its legal here in Denmark! Ps. Grats To laine comming on machinima! Love your vids :)

  • first like ever on a machinima vid from me :p

  • i used to be male prostitute...then i took an arrow to the knee.

  • @DJdark39 SKYRIM :D

  • @DJdark39 Skyrim references will never get old XD

  • all thumbs down were fags/women

  • @username9312

    I already live in Holland!!!!

  • With ideas like this, this kid will some day be a laureate

  • girls are whores anyway. might as well make prostitution legal so they can openly sell themselves instead of conning guys into taking them on boring dates.

    you think we like taking you to see the latest chick flick??? you think we like dropping $60 bucks everytime we take your dumbasses out to eat??? FUCK NO WE DON'T! WHORE!

  • @xSKxGaming I think you want it to be legal so your mom stops getting arrested

  • or maybe you lover her..

  • move to holland

  • the way he makes sense is amazing

    and the 203 dislikes i believe are girls

  • Great idea... there's no other surrounding intangibles surrounding postitution such as organized crime, drug use, etc. Let alone morality and what we teach kids... guess that's why the world is what it is today?!?

  • Lol i think you lost your 5%of female viewers XD

  • 200 women disliked

  • I would Bro up with this guy if know him

  • it´s legal in Holland :)

  • @TheMisterasshole once again: PROUD TO BE DUTCH

  • @TheMisterasshole

    lol i live in Holland, and prostetution is not legal. although there are lots of prostitutes in Amsterdam.

  • @ajaxmatti Prostitutie is wel degelijk legaal

  • @BruceBufferFTW

    umm nee hoor? Of misschien ben ik gewoon dom :P

  • @ajaxmatti Vrijwillige prostitutie is legaal in Nederland.

  • @BruceBufferFTW

    dan ben ik dus dom XD

  • @TheMisterasshole Expect to see me in Holland.

  • @TheMisterasshole I just found myself a top vacation spot

  • @Spankyliz weed is legal too..have fun :D

  • @cReAtUrEsEx94 lol heaven do exist, thank god

  • lmao I remember this video

  • That was both intelligent and moronic at the same time. I don't think prostitution should be legalized, but at the same time. your advise seems rather solid on the period side. A Nobel Peace Prize...no. A cookie...maybe.

  • Prostitution is lega in Denmark fyi...

  • How long did it take you to come up with all this and how much time do you spend every day thinking about things like this? I'm not hating on you, I actually think what you said made sense, just wondering :P

  • Holland FTW!

  • Girls should pay us. Cocks of gold.

  • lAmTheAttack <3 Thumbs up if you came here beacause you're a mortal :D

  • that's why dutch people are the happiest people in the world. true story.

  • Thats why l live in HOLLAND!!!!

  • Yoda would say retarded is this one

  • Mmm this guy sounds retarded

  • More respectful? Your fucking scum of the male gender.

  • The autism is strong in this one...

  • He wants prostitution to become legal because without he he will never get laid.

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  • This commentary is prob one of the best arguments ever put forward however lacks one crucial thing. WOMEN LACK LOGIC!!!!! All women are bat shit crazy at some level so therefore logic cannot work......great commentary

  • this video is so full of bullshit it makes me realise how shit this world is

  • You sound like a geek...

  • Awesome comm.