I'M MARRIED 3 Prank

[foxysolerider]

i love it. barry white came on.and he is married



[ThirdRAILKink]

"Ooh, you're married a lot of times." Hilarious.

[xoThatOneBitchox]

That's a Goodwill store if I've ever seen one.

[emichels]

What's up with the 70's music? What store plays 70's music? Must be on the west coast.

[SourStrawberrys]

Honestly, she should have just ended the conversation. That would have prevented her from sounding like a simple minded person.

[SourStrawberrys]

I don't understand that "I don't date outside of my race" bullshit. Sounds racist to me. What, you can't love someone outside of your race? Or you don't want to have multi-racial children? Both reasons are stupid. Simple minded people like this are only limiting themselves.

[ThirdRAILKink]

@SourStrawberrys

You're talking about the American Indian woman? I think American Indian people should get a pass and maybe even be encouraged to reproduce only withing their race just so they can build it back up. I mean, they're less than 1% of the population.

[SourStrawberrys]

What kind of store is that? Video tapes in the shoe aisle?

[princejaa]

man i never see native indians here were i live. it sucks.

[SuperKittehForever]

looooooooool

[TomCei]

The woman in the green shirt looked like "It's Pat!" from Comedy Central. Only with short red hair and not the two arrowed jean jacket...

[MrArabianknight86]

This is NOT funny at all...first of all, Jack only messes around with older not so attractive women, so this way it's easier to approach them....pathetic...hey Jack, if you read this, stick with the farting thing...even the clips of you in the library isn't that funny at all...u pick vulnerable people to mess with...unless i c you step up your game, i suggest u stick to the farting thing..

[ckdafinest]

you have funny ass videos

[ej0787]

she has rings in all fingers,,, yup married alot of times...

[TheFireball100]

AWWWKWAAARRRD

[daisyyy22]

omg ahahaha I can't take the cringyness!

[GMELECTRONICS365]

Im a married man I'm sorry but no .. no comment for me I'm married. kids , house . Just wanna make sure ... you know. ;)

[theog67]

ll00l00l0l0

[Malonz100]

The "I'm married pranks are the BEST!!!" Keep them coming!!!

[xxnargolsalimixx]

i have nooooooooo clue y would any1 possibly dislike this !!

[Magicman2550]

I feel awkward just watching this.

[thatkidingrey]

ooo your married alot of times

[beR33Mx]

wow.. that second woman was so racist!

[Hangar1318]

@beR33Mx dude trust me ive seen white bitches that are way more racist than that. they'd walk away without responding while ur talking to them. and that's when uve no intention of hitting on them. i have white friends and most of the times when i say this about any of their friends, they'd confirm that the bitch is actually really prejudiced and a closet racist.

[Brianmuuh]

@Hangar1318 great insight, you be wise.

[Chronosxs]

@Hangar1318 Dem bitches.

[HBKANDREYROCKS]

@beR33Mx Being proud of your race isn't racist.

[SwagginPenguin]

@beR33Mx How is that racist? Racism is discriminating another race. She is obviously only interested in men of her own race, which I dont see a problem with at all. If she was racist she would say something like "I only date my own race because white people are fucking assholes".

[beR33Mx]

@SwagginPenguin Fair point but I see that as racism anyway..

[SwagginPenguin]

@beR33Mx But if a black guy only dates black women does that make him a racist?

[abdullazeidan]

@beR33Mx fuck u she has the right!

[beR33Mx]

@abdullazeidan Easy tiger. I just said that I see that as racism, hardly a huge deal.

[MisterEclipse96]

@beR33Mx How's she racist? She didn't say cracker or anything.

[beR33Mx]

@MisterEclipse96 ok.

[MisterEclipse96]

@beR33Mx I like how your youtube picture is like a fucking myspace picture xD

[beR33Mx]

@MisterEclipse96 Haha! I don't have MySpace.. :)

[MisterEclipse96]

@beR33Mx Omg you are so fucking stupid. -_-

[beR33Mx]

@MisterEclipse96 How am I stupid? You don't know me. Anyway, I first commented on this a month ago, fuck off.

[MisterEclipse96]

@beR33Mx I don't have to know you to know you're stupid. And who the fuck cares if you commented first?

[beR33Mx]

@MisterEclipse96 I didn't mean it like that, I meant I commented on this last month and I'm still getting people replying to me. Now who is stupid? Fuck off.

[MisterEclipse96]

@beR33Mx I'm stupid because I replied to someone? You're the stupid one, also I like how you changed your pic, it's cause you're embarrassed.

[beR33Mx]

@MisterEclipse96 Why would I be embarrassed? I changed it because I'd had that picture for months and I just found a new one of Ed which I liked :)

[MisterEclipse96]

@beR33Mx Yeah, it's just a coincidence that you changed it right after I made fun of it.

[beR33Mx]

@MisterEclipse96 You hardly made fun of it? Anyway, please stop writing back.. it's going nowhere and is pointless.

[MisterEclipse96]

@beR33Mx That wasn't a question retard.

[beR33Mx]

@MisterEclipse96 That's nice. Now fuck off you absolute cunt.

[MisterEclipse96]

@beR33Mx you can can someone "absolute cunt" without saying you're an absolute cunt. Not "you absolute cunt"

[beR33Mx]

@MisterEclipse96 That's nice. :)

[Nukia19]

Im disapointed after seeing the married ones... I dont find them funny :(

[DJ444MishMash]

oh im maried

ok and

i don't want any confusion... i saw you there goin

i din't see you....

[ThePunkskaterfolife]

Haha I liked the confused shopping cart lady

[CrimsonSuperNova]

why only ugly old women?

[Smilefriendly1]

I only date white women because that is my type. That is who I am attracted to. Am I racist now? White supremacists getting all moody because someone doesn't fancy white people. Pathetic.

[ReasonNaturally]

@Smilefriendly1

Just like your comment on the other Jack Vale video, " Sued For Farting ", I don't think you've quite, uh, nailed it.

What makes me speculate that if Jack Vale were not a white man, and he were told by a white woman that she only dates white men ( in fact, VERY pointed about it : " Wrong color . . " ) you'd have posted a comment condemning her and labeling her a racist ?

Why do I think that . . . . ?

Would the woman have threatened to ' sue " had it been the reverse ?

[kallum14]

@Smilefriendly1 Actually, No one would be bothered if she said it in a polite way, would you like if a woman you liked said sorry your the wrong colour? There is no "wrong colour" , You would call her racist and you know it, if she said she only dates a certain race then no one would be talking about it. its funny cause if he was black this whole page would be full of comments about it.

[DNaidoo95]

lol did she reverse the prank on him?

[PeteJK1994]

LOL! 

[destinymonyaeflower]

What the hell type of shopping music is that lmaoo

[kellsxdqaf]

I To Am , Native American ! & Dont Date White Folks . Ahaha

[mat31new]

this shows the reason why men watch porn.

[Cassi373]

lol i lovvve his videos if yur reading this, i want u to know PLEASE MAKE MORE I SAW EVERY SINGLE ONE!!!!!!!!

[TheRorocool123]

LOL

[Arwen777Gods]

lol Bee Gees " How Deep is your love?"

[xtakexchancesx17]

these pranks are so dumbb lmaoo

[FirebrandNIRE]

2:24 looks like a married guy too

[SDkoolKidd]

Dude you should target really hot chicks...not grandmas wtf LOL

[BellicIV]

What's the song at 2:42??

[macorr23]

@BellicIV THE BEE-GEES "How Deep is your Love"

[MrQuad89]

@BellicIV bee gees breaking us down

[NewcastleUnitedd]

It's weirdly awkward to watch this! I really dunno how you can do it!:')

[TheOuedraogo123]

"Im american Indian and thats all i date".Lmaooo

[MrAbdulmaster]

i love that awkward laugh :D

[ShelliKittens]

Loved the "how deep is your love" playing in the store speakers. Don't really care for these video's, most of them just thought you were a weirdo and what the hell is he talking about? Maybe strike up a "real" conversation with them and get them laughing about something and THEN say, heyy.. I'm a married guy, soooo.. I hope you don't think I was hitting on you? .. Anyway, you DO make some funny video's and ya got lots of fans :)

[loverman3021]

1:07 "Oh you're married a lot of time"

LMAO

[saywhat248]

@kateithesinger123 she's not attracted to his kind... big DEAL!

[911liberationday]

@kateithesinger123 its her fucking country! you don't like it fuck off back to europe

[kallum14]

@911liberationday her country? no she doesnt own it, lmao, and that person you replied to is from the UK, so dont make assumptions, plus, she said " wrong colour " thats slightly racist tbh.

[William4948]

@kallum14 "Slightly"?! HA! If the roles were reversed it would be extremely racist

[kallum14]

@William4948 thats what im saying dude! the woman is unbelievably racist but cause hes white it gets ignored, if he said it hey the police would be all round that shop along with the news, lmao, its a joke, and the person i replied to is sticking up for her ! wow!

[david08106]

Haha man I feel akward just watching this, I love your videos!!

[rednewt]

wow trolleys are HUGE in America!!

[imnotgonfry]

@rednewt Not the only thing either...

[maryaqzzz]

U should have said im marrid to my husbend

[ColtonSaylor713]

Why Is it so painful to watch? Dont get it haha

[callofdutyrocks1234]

@rammyCrolvu now imagine thats some1 you know personally :D 

[TheSkyrimHunter]

HAHAHA

[Am11Beatles]

Im the wrong color!:) hahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[HunterFDavis]

Should have said 'I'm happily married.'

[Ardnas68197]

oh god that's so awkward!

[hicky802]

Jack your timing is all wrong the fart pranks are great but everything else I think  you should leave that to comedians .

[frognoob2]

@hicky802 He is a comedian. He's a funny guy and I'm not sure you are qualified to make a statement like that. How are your prank vids doing?

[bad23723]

this is like strait out of a movie

[devina515]

kids.......house........marria­ge

[hoofhearted1945]

its amazing how ugly people can still get married. thank god for other ugly people

[megshush]

@hoofhearted1945 WTF?! Like seriously wtf. Shallow...

[lunarblessing]

"I didn't see you over there o.O" xD

[mikedero08]

Hes got one hell of a stone face. That will take you far in life.

[brettbouncer444]

" I'm a married guy " haha " SO am I " haha she looked like a guy!!



[brettbouncer444]

He said " Kids, wife, everything " she's like Me too, Me too " haha so does that mean She's lesbian?!?!

[jellybeans2746]

"I'm a married guy"

Yea because hitting you with my cart is a sign that i love you.

[Holstboy]

@jellybeans2746 Its a fucking joke man :P

[leandrodude]

Wrong colour? WHAT THE FUCK, RACIST BASTARD.

[ZsShadyx]

haahahahah this guys amaazzinggg haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[xZZNSx]

u need to do the im not gay one

[Wungafication]

I can barely watch this lol! Its hard to watch.

[SAMCTB]

0:28 I love his laugh lmao!

[shoaibtuber]

I hate these advertisements t(-_-t)

[vagonelissss]

1:15 i thought i got a message lol

[shoaibtuber]

@vagonelissss me too ! lol :P

[TheSuperlover101]

Im american indian and thats all i get.

[shincrono]

Jim Breuer lol

[Deonnh]

Woman on the right at 2:35 hang on a minute I want to be a nosy bitch here hahaha

[MMusashi420]

You're too funny Jack, the faces you make when you continue explaining you're married, you're good man.

[SapphireHeart100]

1:04 HAHAHHAHAH 'OH U WERE MARRIED A LOT OF TIMES'

[DetectiveNigbone]

@SapphireHeart100 seriously the best part

[Megan23242526]

that mexican ladie has flabs on her arms

[QBisbest]

@Megan23242526 That would be Indian, idiot.

[Helikaon9]

lol the description

[sprtn0117brice]

im guessing you are in america... people are just so rude right away. would you not laugh if someone did that to you? i would.

[Mayaaaaa1975]

You SUCK, this is SO STUPIDDDDDDDDD

[shellybellyluvsyoo]

@Mayaaaaa1975 lol how bout u get off peoples page and stop hating u dumbass ;

[mishima360]

@Mayaaaaa1975 so why u watch this video if jack is SO STUPIDDDDDDDDD?? i guess your the one is stupid here

[IxNathaNx]

Bahaha

[teloyquude]

I think it might be even funnier if he talked to them a little more before starting. When he does it from just walking by it's too out of the blue.

[ridethatslapthat]

i love a good old fashioned loyal lady.

[rammyCrolvu]

oh man this is painful to watch

[xcaliber199]

@rammyCrolvu Well it's kinda but no

[xcaliber199]

@rammyCrolvu ok actually i agree

[numbaone11000]

Haha you should make a 'Stay away from my wife' prank on guys LOL!

[MrDeehsar]

I like these videos bro you know the crazy thing about it is I run into chic's all the time that really act like that.

[1raymondn]

wrong color haha

[ethanw125]

Thumbs up if u listen 'The walrus' radio station :)

[saywhat248]

so she doesn't want to date a cracker or a ni**%r whats wrong with that??

[stepanstas]

Next time he should start showing pics. But he was funny with the Native American, "you're married a lot of times".

[lmurphymarie]

@supermonet12 lmfao i was thnkn the samethng

[lmurphymarie]

Lmfaooo

[supermonet12]

"im a married guy"..."so am i"

LOL isnt she a woman? i couldnt tell...

[mauriicio89]

@supermonet12 ur are an idiot and a faggot lol

[LoQuik]

I'm sure the Indian lady is attracted to all types of men but she was probably raised to only date other Natives because of what happened to her ancestors.

[KuzaDnB]

This guy is a good actor hahaha

[GLW2011]

the song in the backround from 2:15 to 2:21 just set the mood for this vid lol

[sospappy6]

well she was races

[morrisfly85]

LMAO they take it extremely personal i've noticed, fuck marriage!

[jellybeanman69]

Haha bee gees how deep is your love... so appropriate for this prank

[low72]

2:14 "how deep is your love" is playing...how ironic

[vampireAM]

乂⍲‿⍲乂

[ipodkid232]

lol

[TheNigerianScammer]

aha the song playing at the end made it ever funnier

[ShadowTH555]

haha wth im half black and native american haha...this bitch lol and wth with her canadian accent

[Littlejoker117]

One person is going to get pist at you again like that old guy That punched you

[tyrone4445]

He should have said "is he at home drunk?"

[wcwify]

These are my favorites!!!!!! Gotta love the Beegees in the background.

[BlueStar672]

I love all the intros you're doing to your videos!

[xVenu5]

whatta bitch dude..

[drobles394]

bahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa marriagae is bad. mmmkay

[Chripanvideos]

Seriously, is the music dubbed in!? It's so fitting..

[NerdsWBNerds]

You "I'm am married guy."... Them "I feel so sorry for that retard."... Us "HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH'

[Kingcassady]

@IAMcoooooool I love how you singled me out you jackass don't all the million comments about her being a racist bitch. Trust me your in the minority, if you wanna look the other way at ignorant racists that's fine but to me it's extremely annoying and idiotic.

[32jd32]

You should do this to guys. :-)

[32jd32]

I love how upset the women get.

[JimmyPaigeIsGod36]

Uploaded 42 years ago?

[michaelchristopherj]

What an apropriate song in the background.

[0x0D0x0]

hey indian lady....dont act like an as$ "i shouldent even be talking to you" like gtfo and shop in your reservation if ur gonna act better then everyone else

[AutomatikZ187]

@0x0D0x0 shit this is our land we should be able to shop any place we like and act how we want after what your ancestors did fuck em you go back to europe!!!!!!!!!!!

[LewyTheMeerkat]

racist bitch :L



[9AUG6]

2:35 who would marry that?

[LICKTYxSPLIT]

She don't like them pale skins

[AlixWii]

lol