Superman thinks it's corny

[DioptricHalo]

0:25 HIS HEAD IS TINY!!

[TheUnrealStudios]

Kansas Kent needs to get a reality check, he is the definition of "corny"

[Montesama314]

Whatever, Wind Dragon. We all know you were looking at Wonder Woman's boobs anyway.

[JohnnyVegasShow]

This guy is cornier than John Cena...

[Netherwolf6100]

I think the only other person who would find this weird would be Goku. If Goku and Superman both think your speech is corny then you should literally give up or start auditioning for Barney and friends

[RMJ1984]

Its kinda cool, in the later episodes like this, Superman is kinda being more and more like batman, he gets this darker vibe.

[insanemethod1]

aquaman is just like 'this whole thing sucks'.

[nintendolife25]

If Supes thinks that's corny, he should take a look at FF13. XD

[randalthor394]

But not only does Superman have corny tendencies, he also grew up on a farm. So he's double-corny. :D

[nintendolife25]

@randalthor394 LOL, I laughed at that comment so hard!

[IceBaine]

I'd take the Justice Leagues' offer, only if I get one whole night alone with Wonder Woman! ;)

[WellBeSerious12]

@IceBaine I'd rather have Hawkgirl, or even better, Supergirl! ;P

[DarthStarscream1138]

@IceBaine @WellBeSerious12 I would rather have a night with BATMAN! :D

(oh and I'm a dude. :P )

[halosky258]

@WellBeSerious12 amen to the supergirl one ;3

[TheReaperofHades]

The corniness is strong in this one

[Devikvampire]

The elusive invisible jet！

[three0234]

they just took superman's slightly corny throne to a new height

[VorVeEnterprises]

super-man: oh for crying out loud

batman: (bat stare)

wolverine: kiss ass

spider man: MOTHA F***-

[Xenos369]

the guys chest sticks out more than wonder woman's!

[jd1060]

Imagine how Batman feels...

[TheEdge0fLife]

Now if only we could get Superman & JohnCena to meet...

[JoshFazzz]

Just replace the Ulta-men with PETA people. Then we got somethin ;)

[MrLolcatsXD]

it would be worse if spiderman thought it was corny

[JadenAlexis]

Superman is just bitching because HE didn't say it first. :(

[Shadowlit001]

Superman is just mad because he enjoys shooting birds and other small animals with his laser vision in his spare time.

[aoinatafanboy84]

@Accisma forgot the fact that he has enhanced strength and skin as dense as a rhino. He has gone along way from the "talks to fish" days. He even sacrificed his hand for his son's life.

[seanman70]

@aoinatafanboy84 cause aquaman is a straight up beast

[aoinatafanboy84]

@seanman70 Indeed, but with the type of person I am. I should relate to him but I like Captain Marvel better.

[seanman70]

@aoinatafanboy84 yea i think they shouldve went more in depth with CM he was a badass

[RosesofWillows]

For an invicable plane, it's really noticable....

[Leapardfur]

@RosesofWillows it not invisable its crystal.. but i see what yuo mean

[DeathDealer1997]

I hate optimist

[grandpajoe6191]

@Accisma Yeah right; throw him in front of Wonder Woman, Batman, or Superman, hes gonna get his mother fuckin hook hand kicked with his tiny sea baby horse. Oh, and remember; NOBODY fights in the ocean these days. Maybe Devil Ray or Black Manta? XD

[mandrake01]

@grandpajoe6191 But he already gave Wonder Woman a run for her money, i took the itnervention of Superman himself to contain the might of the King of the Seas.

[Azmodeus87]

@grandpajoe6191 Do you know how high the pressure is on the lowest level of the atlantic seas? do you know what strange and horrifying creaqtures live there? No? Then do you know what Aquaman calls those neighbuhoods? Pitoresque.

[grandpajoe6191]

@Azmodeus87 sorry dude, Don't buy it.

[Azmodeus87]

@grandpajoe6191 Allright then, suityourself. Don´t go bitching to us when Cthulu feast on your soul, or did you forget that there´s more in the depths than fish?

[grandpajoe6191]

@Azmodeus87 My nigga, I have no fucking clue what you are saying.

[Azmodeus87]

@grandpajoe6191 Aguaman. Can control all that dwells in the sea. ALL that lives in the sea. Catch my current?

[grandpajoe6191]

@Azmodeus87 Aguaman?

[Azmodeus87]

@grandpajoe6191 Ya know, aquaman but with a spanish twist on his name. Agua = Water in spanish.

[grandpajoe6191]

WTF? GTFO Aquaman! You don't deserve to stand next to the professionals.

[SteveC935]

I've seen Pep squads in high school videos with less "spirit" than that guy. I hate morning people.

[PrincessButtterfly]

superman is just jealous that that dude/cyborg/thingy/hero is better at smooth talking wonderwoman than he is

[farizzal]

Superman was pretty awesome in the Justice League cartoons, more badass than corny. I want to see more badass Superman, Crisis on Two Earths had a really badass Superman, more of that please!

[TheTigerwolf55]

@farizzal Of course it did, that was Mark Harmon voicing him there!

[kylesullivan96]

Says the guy in bright red underwear who has a caped dog as a sidekick.

[warriorking4ever]

LOL XD, ya know the dude is corny when even Superman can't stand him XD

[ladycordelia17]

Guy delivers lame overused speech AND looks at the boobs when talking to Wonder Woman...no wonder we all can think of something that Superman is far too polite to actually say (even if profanity was allowed in this cartoon), but the annoyed rolling-of-eyes says it for him.

[lilprincekilla]

Superman: Who does this guy think he is?! There can only be one Superman!!! I don't ever sound this lame when I give out speeches! Look at this guy, trying to be modest and charming! He won't get no where with Wonder Woman!

[Montesama314]

I get the feeling that, for a guy who speaks such a wholesome message, he was looking at Wonder Woman's boobs.

[ace125koo]

Huuuge fuckin' torsos...

[ght6yht6]

OKAY WHY TEH FUK DOES WONDER CHICK HAVE A INVISIBLE PLANE IF SHE CAN FLY?!

[2716nifty]

@ght6yht6 she kept it as a spoil of war, in the justice league : crisis on 2 earth

[freedomphamtom3]

@2716nifty but in her own animated movie, the amazons gave her that plane, which makes absolutly no sence

[aisuxtime]

@freedomphamtom3 Not to mention her patriotic star spangled shorts that is apparently ancient Greek armor. A lot of things about DC's amazons make no sense. -.-

[nevrest]

@ght6yht6 I can run instead of driving my car, but you don't see me doing that to get to work.

[Azmodeus87]

@ght6yht6 .... Why not? It probably goes much faster than she can fly. Plus it´s a frikkin cool ride.

[larukulunaseas]

lol i see da invisible plane

[educatedcockroach]

Captain Marvel thinks these guys need to tone it down.

[GuyFawkes501]

Why are all the JL men so wide...

[sjconker64]

holy crap the ultimen are trying to teach us about being green. get your learning out of my mindless action show.

[theWarmachine115]

says the man with red underwear on the outside.

[TheZacula]

@theWarmachine115 That is more or less the point. The only hero in the DC universe who is regularly cornier than Superman is Captain Marvel. And he's a ten-year old in disguise. So if Superman says that somebody is corny, then that person is pretty bloody corny.

[ilikethecoke]

Superman: Oh, for crying out loud.

Batman: Now you know how I feel.

[smcneal057]

@ilikethecoke

LOL!!!! XD

[Brockhad]

@ilikethecoke

Batman: "Look who's talking."

[XxHyoga87xX]

Dam if Superman thinks it's corny. nuff said.

[AmethystPersonality]

Dude, if even Superman thinks its corny, you've just stepped into a whole new level.

[ChicoMasterMindBeast]

@AmethystPersonality XD omg dude lol i laughed so hard when i saw this shit good comment

[MrDeltroid]

Spock

[VersusSEED]

Did you see that HUGE INVISIBLE DILDO Wonder Woman had at the end !?!

[rulastkdo]

@VersusSEED How can we??? IS INVISBLE!!!!

[urahara64360]

thats why batman has kryponite in his utility belt

[dag1984]

@hopedeludes I see what you did there.

[dndrequiem]

What fluff! I just puked my lunch.

[00raisertransam]

what is this from?

[enar12345]

seamen

[BronchitisMan]

@enar12345 Hugh Janus

[ACRedsCreations]

"Corny," says the farmer's son from Smallville.

[BlackShade00]

Theres just so many things wrong with her having an invisible jet

[juicylucy76100]

one dude sound like jakie chan from the animated show the adventure of Jakie chan

[nazarioluna]

Lame asz invisible jet, i could clear see it

[hellojimperry]

All the people talking about racism are missing the Elephant in the room. You have the old 70s Superfriends Batman, Superman, Aquaman, and Wonder Woman looking old and this young upstart group who pay them lip service who just happen to resemble Samurai, Apache Cheif, Black Vulcan and The Wonder Twins Zan & Jana - all characters added to SF to make them more hip. The biggest irony of all is Supes using the phrase "corny". He is King of "corny".

[foodbug]

Superman is just jealous he cant capture the hearts of women lol

[SagaciousManiac]

This is horribly poignant in light of the gulf oil disaster.

[ArnulfoSalgado]

@ESCTASTEC yea, they wish to show that anyone from any race can be a super hero. They do it because they know that if they don't some dickhead is gonna claim that they're racists.

[Laeviatin]

Yeah ok Superman, like you've never been corny :|

[PatronFabian]

laying it on a little thick there buddy dont you think

[123fk]

gotta be an asian huh? the corny AsIan GUY.... and btw im chinese... LOL

[bellefeu]

I'd have loved Batman making a comment, especially about Windragon's slippery eyeballs!

[sumalumah]

"Oh for cryin out loud"

Whoever wrote that dialouge wish they could've put something like "oh that is such bullshit" LOL

[xbox644]

If anyone knows anything about corn, it must be the corny Clark from Smallville, the corniest town in Kansas.

[fluffychan6000]

....when superman thinks someone is corny or too much of a boy scout then we have a problem

[ElegeantFencer]

Whoever wrote Superman's dialogue must hate hippies. xD

[MrKevinSchram]

What's with Aquaman in this? He really let himself go.

[graceandeb33]

What episode is this?

[johnthesencond]

Batman would win end of story.

[SidTucker]

If Big Blue thinks its corny and lame...well, damn.

[garret933]

if superman says its corny then its corny

[lol4dead]

Superman: Damn hippies.

[kryptonight63]

goku and superman wouldn't fight they would team up and be a virtually unstoppable team

[amitamaru]

@kryptonight63 Or pig out at a local resturant or five.

[7Somerset]

Sorry kid, that Wonder pussy is all Batman's

[KurisuDikei]

LOL!

[Drtruman]

Shoes on the other foot now aye Supes??!!!

[Harborx]

The irony here is that Superman's speeches are the corniest, so who's he to criticize?

[Othras]

it's a little silly how wide the male (superman, aquaman, batman) characters' chests are shaped. 90s drawing ><

[Tkscz]

@Othras This show came out in 2004

[Othras]

@Tkscz and the style is a lot like Superman: TAS, which came out in 1996.

[Tige9999]

Thumbs up if you thought the title said "Superman thinks it's horny"

[Shadowy95]

Besides Goku and Superman are similar, think about it. Both their planets where destroyed when they were a baby.They are one of the last or the last member of a dying alien race. Both want to protect the world, from danger. They both can fly, and have a degree of superhuman ability. Their parallels. To me, Goku and Superman are equals, like counterparts to each other in their respective universes.

[smokintheblaze]

@Shadowy95 Well, of course. How do you think Goku exists? Even though I love the entire Dragonball series, we all know that Goku's one of the many characters that's been created with supes in mind.

[smokintheblaze]

@Shadowy95 Besides that fact that it was also fused with Son Wukong, respectively.

[Shadowy95]

@smokintheblaze Yeah, I mean, Goku and Superman are so similar that it's crazy. I don't see how people dont see it. I don;t see how people can be so ,,, whats the word. Ignorant? Yeah that's it.

[Shadowy95]

@Shadowy95 Goku's is the DBZ's series Superman, with characteristics of Sun Wukong. I dont see why people always say one's better than the other. If Superman and Goku ever fought, I'd think they'd be tied.

[smokintheblaze]

@Shadowy95 You know, I got into too many conversations in which my points always become invalid because I take Superman's side with reasonable evidence to why I believe he'd win, so I will not get into another. And I love DBZ!

[Shadowy95]

@smokintheblaze Don't blame you, and it hurts to see people argue over who is stronger. My judgement is that they would be tied. Your judgement says that Superman is stronger, I respect that. We all have our judgement, no opinion is better than one another and they are all equal if you have evidence to back it up.

[nintwiggy6491]

@Shadowy95 Of course Superman is stronger than Batman. Batman would only have a chance if he used kryptonite and red solar punching gloves and even then it would be hard.

[Shadowy95]

@nintwiggy6491 I agree.

Superman owns Batman. But still Batman trusts Superman and Superman is the most human of us allll

[Kelcyus]

@nintwiggy6491 There's actually a story in the comics that dealt with the issue. Two kid argue who would win, basically ending it in a stalemate. BUT Supes and Bats where evesdropping, the issue ends with Batman stating that he would win, superman asking: "Even without kryptonite?", and batman: "Even without kryptonite."

So fun issue (don't remember which one).

[pthaeloblue]

@Kelcyus Actually, even Batman stated that he would never be able to defeat Superman, and that he'd only be able to postpone the inevitable. (Hush) If it came down to a no-holds-bar fight, (meaning both characters were to go all out?) Superman would win.

[le2key]

@pthaeloblue Batman vs Superman has always been open to interpretation (different story lines/authors). there are too many variables. you put two of them in a room supes would kill bats in half a second. you place them in the middle of a city and/or give batman time to prepare he would shit on Superman (DK returns, DK strikes Again). Technically, Supes probably has a significantly higher IQ than Bats, but Batman is vastly superior tactician which really trumps what most can throw at batman.

[pthaeloblue]

@le2key Those novels are elseworlds and haven't happened in DC continuity. It doesn't matter how much prep time Batman has, the fact of the matter is, he is human, compared to Superman, an alien with immense powers. Batman can only prevent the inevitable. (As stated in HUSH) Batman may be a great tactician, but as you pointed out, Superman has a higher IQ than the Bats, (Well, he is a Kryptonian with smart genes from Jor-El) and that ain't no joke either.

[LobsterPotsticker]

@le2key batman has more money then superman has powers

[Zeetermin]

I agree with Superman, that kid's annoying

[RemyCoolX]

It is corny and that's why I don't watch Super Friends.

[meridiantelekoms]

Lol. Put a Mask on that guy and he's Ultraman!

[steve9893]

Supermans a boy sout

[ladycordelia17]

@Montesama - Indeed, which is why Superman's annoyed reaction was not entirely about that corny speech--he resents the fact that neither he nor Wonder Woman (or anyone else in the JL) can cuff Wind Dragon upside the head and tell him to get his mind out of the gutter.

[TheCoastalPirate]

I agree with Superman. It was corny

[blackrose301]

LMAO XD This is a new side of Superman I hadnt seen

[SuperMicklovin]

is this the same guy batman calls the boyscout

[scootcha]

I was the only person that disliked this.

[Lightanimal]

Supes isn't the only boy scout in town. lol.

[ZADER4427]

Says the man wearing the retro costume.

[mdizzle999872]

@ZADER4427 wait a minute...THEY'RE ALL RETRO COSTUMES

[ZADER4427]

@mdizzle999872 I guess what I mean is he has the most stereotypical superhero costume if you know what I mean.

[Racization]

@ZADER4427 That's probably because he was, you know, the *first*. His costume is only retro because the others copied his style! And changing that costume would be like, to quote Cracked, "taking the stars off the American flag." (Okay, they were referring to the whole glasses-disguise thing, but same deal)

[balidoria]

@Racization to bad they are changin his costume... :( no more red undies and yellow belt

[Racization]

@balidoria Oh, they've done that before. They're trying to be "hip" and "cool". It'll pass. It always does. Just look at the 90s!

("DUUUUUDE!!!"...Please tell me y'all get that joke. Please)

[Akumatrunigga]

@balidoria but the main premise of his outfit is the same on the color is differents. Cry me a river

[akatsukiawsomness]

Is it just me or does the Asian guy look like Sulu from Star Trek?

[souske25]

thats not a very invisible jet. it more of an opaque

[KingLashiec]

I remember this episode, those people were based off the Superfriends-exclusive Justice League members. They even had the same powers and physical features.

[RedAvery1]

I bet if that one guy had man titties he'd have a shirt on.

[linklikepie]

HAHAHA silly asian ;]

[Anilucard1]

You know something went wrong when Superman says that something is corny.

[Cleric775]

He talks crap this guy, who wouldn't resist the offer of joining the Justice League? =)

[charmander4533]

If superman says the environment isn't important, then it isn't important

[batman2909]

What the hell is this and where can I watch it?

[PaulAnt2008]

@batman2909 It's called Justice League Unlimited, a show all about the massive team of DC superheroes. Episodes of it and its predecessor, Justice League (which focused primarily on Superman, Batman, Wonder Woman, Green Lantern, Flash, Martian Manhunter and Hawkgirl) can be foudn around Youtube, on iTunes or on DVD.

[batman2909]

@PaulAnt2008 Cheers, Dude. I've found it on something called Megavideo. This show is really fun!

[SuperMicklovin]

superman: corny

aquaman: fake...

batman:...and gay

[TJSerabian]

It's been said, but it needs to be said again; If SUPERMAN says something is lame, it's lame! Even if you don't agree with him, it's lame. Why? Because he could END YOU in thousands of different ways.

[AlchemyAngelizBack]

Dang if the boyscout thinks you are corny....THEN YOU ARE STRAIGHT UP LAAAAME!!!!!

[plugginmuffin]

Superman doesn't take kindly to kids stealing his style. Only Supes can be trite and still be a badass.

[SmashLiXs]

even superheroes say corny lines

[kkbunnyboo]

:42 are u lookin at meh boobs? .....nooooo :D

[spoonlessjoe98]

fuck these are the hugest chests i've ever seen

[silvermoonredmoon]

Batman kick superman's ass anytime lol

[ArcaneOmen2041]

@0:31

That guy should have knocked Wind Dragon's head off his damn shoulders. You don't treat a cool  guy like him that way.

[cytorakdemon]

Wonder Woman, we can see the jet... might wanna fix that.

[VogtTD]

If HE thinks it's corny then you KNOW you're in trouble.

[prirodaisavjest]

You think thats corny, LOOK AT POWER GIRL!!

[DJVirgoNeun]

I'm pretty sure this is Superman's clean way of calling the guy a kiss-ass LOL