German Surrender WW2

[AppleSouffle]

All German soldiers with the rank of lieutenant and above will drop their pants, bend over, grab their ankles and wait for the wrath of the Queen's Men to descend upon them!

[badboyhuy]

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[badboyhuy]

iy would b better if mr bean done it

[IluvNinjaKitten3]

I was watching Hetalia and got to this...

[scaryninja1693]

Love the "well go on then". Made me chuckle.

[tWiNxluvGOD]

hahhahahhah!!!!

[wambam99999]

Such a silly war...

[SomebodyLS]

@wambam99999 Why?

[essertpitay]

And the truth is half of them still think They could/should have won it.

[Professor6871]

@essertpitay There have rematch one day.

[essertpitay]

@Professor6871 And half of them would be more than happy to have a got at it.

[khatool]

@essertpitay No. No it isn't.

[loran1212]

@essertpitay ... no. that's not the truth. i've never met a german that didn't hate the nazies. of course they exist, but half of 'em? not by a long shot.

[essertpitay]

@loran1212 OK. I will be kind/diplomatic/generous : maybe a 1/3 of Germans.

[imposter771]

I FEEL SO BAD FOR GERMANS IF SOME ONE WISE WAS THE FUHRER,THEY WOULD HAVE WON THE WAR QUIET EASILY, THANKS FOR HIS STUPIDITY OF PROVOKING WAR ON LETS THREE FRONTS (i e) british,americans ,russians.

my sympathies with the germans

[BoeseFlueche]

Der unwichtige kleine Typ am Rand ist ne blöde Petze! XD

[BoeseFlueche]

Es tut uns leid und wir werdens nicht wieder tun! *sagts und grinst dabei*

Ich schmeiß mich weg! XD

[Kamarovech]

i want this war comedy.

[aguyfromsweden]

berlin was allready flaten you stupids! up to 70%

[Scythian1]

Its Jeremy Brett, aka Sherlock Holmes, as the German general.

[LIVERPOOLSCOTTISH]

@Scythian1 That is NOT Jeremy Brett, looks nothing like him.

[eteledevil]

berlin geflaten

[neverseperat]

"Sie wollen Berlin geflatten!"

:o

[Nobody2336]

"As flat...as a Pancake"

[ZuluThebes]

wHY where the British generals pudggy?

[Jurassic0Al]

Und ve promiss not to do it again...

[dclaver2]

chuck Norris was born the day before Germany surrendered. coincidence?

[JJJMMM1]

@dclaver2

Um, no he wasn't.

[dclaver2]

@JJJMMM1 Chuck Norris was born May 6th, 1945, and Germany surrendered on May 7th 1945

[JJJMMM1]

@dclaver2

Nice trolling, but no.

[jrml2009]

@dclaver2 born in 1940 you idiot

[Hairysteed]

@dclaver2 Except that he was born March 10, 1940

[inTHEwrongGENERATION]

@dclaver2 He was not born the day before surrender he was born on the 10th march 1940

[FazopTheWizard]

@dclaver2 Actually, he was born March 10, 1940. Germany surrendered May 7th, 1945. Dumbass.

[nikanj]

@dclaver2

Would have been a good joke before Wikipedia.

[nikanj]

Dambusters!

[hitmanliveforever]

@dclaver2 Chuck Norris was born on March 10 1940. Germany signed the surrender on May 7 1945. Now shut the fuck up.

[livvidd]

@dclaver2 chuck norris is an asshole. google his name and see for yourself

[dclaver2]

@livvidd I'm fucking sick of this. I left that comment 10 FUCKING MONTHS AGO AND I STILL GET FEEDBACK ON IT. LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE OR ELSE I'LL FIND WHO THE FUCK YOU ARE AND FUCK YOU UP SO HARD YOU'D SHIT YOUR INSIDES OUT AND PISS BLOOD.

[CivilRoar]

In a word: Brilliant!

[Vonwar01]

English officer looks like a clown, german officer looks like an officer :) funny to see actually.

[Js5s141]

@Vonwar01 You realise it's a comedy though?

[Vonwar01]

@Js5s141 Oh yes i do.

[britishhhhhhhhh]

fuck u twat at least we all arent pig ugly like u big nosed twats

[Vonwar01]

@britishhhhhhhhh Well to answer your text, i can just say. You seem to be on the bottom step on the social ladder, my dear britishhhhhhh, if you had some brain that functioned in an ordinary way you would not write rubbish as you do. Apart from that i can not decide if the actors playing germans in this video are more uggly than the ones that play british. Another fact is that I am Danish not German, so what you write, you write about my southern neighbours not about me.

[307thABN]

General- "Cross my heart and hope to die."

Soldier-"Permission to speak Sir?"

Allied Com.-"Yeah?"

Soldier-"That dosent count sir. The general had his fingers crossed yeah."

Allied Com-"My God." (standing up fast knocking their chairs over.)

[MajBlood]

@307thABN You repeated exactly what they said in the video. Congratulations. Would you like a cookie?

[furrykindred]

@MajBlood Ironaically, 307thABN actually got it wrong after all that. The Allied officer says "The big Jerry had his fingers crossed", not "The general had his fingers crossed".

[mutley0777]

TYPICAL SURRENDER MONKEY

[Madiebo]

lmao....lol

[xNiyapix]

Nine NEVAH XD ajajajajaja!

[CB4toJO]

ahaha fingers crossed

[Aletheophile]

WW1, but still funny.

[BoycottStabb]

@Aletheophile WW2 dumbkopf