Borat, funny as heck

[eswormssful]

what's the name of the intro ?

[ycdtotv]

When asked what his political policies are, he replies "I'm a Christian". What a retard.

[FokWhite]

wats up with the very low sound huh?

[fgorena30]

Please hear 6:50. He has big testicles. You want to touch? Why ?  You can touch me, i don`t mind? ROFL!!!

[wegettinarabmoney]

Hard to hear this on my laptop

[tha1sorrow]

1. God

2. Men

3. Horse

4. Dog

5. Women

6. Rat

7. small crazilly

ROFL ^^

[msvisio]

Mr Broadwater is losing with borat around lol thats for sure

[BggProductions]

Ten minutes silence LOL

[SoliderUMAR316]

you can touch me... i dont mind! i was lmao

[rxanify]

was anybody else ROFLing during the ten minute silence....?

[Mw2unbound]

US A DAY LOLOLOL

[derjakt]

Don't say comic genius, that categorization is not needed, great humour comes from great minds, and Cohens humour I must say is ingenious, so Sacha Baron Cohen is indeed a genius.

[controllerbrain]

That guy's not gonna get any votes with Borat around.

[monsterballs321]

At 3:23 she says "I would't like it if I couldn't vote". Borat just says: "yes", but immediatly asks "why?". It took him about a quarter of a second to predict her answer and make fun of it. That's genius. Well, at least comic genius.

[snowdjagha]

Borat was a funny way to show the world the rotten parts of USA.

[beads6666]

LOLOL... SWEAR ON THE EYES OF YOUR CHILD

[TheHajir]

bang bang bang in other man anus!!lol....

[Did007z]

KHrHum

[controllerbrain]

"and then small krutzouli, like a little tsk tsk tsk"

fuckin lol'ed at that

[Krowsnose]

He will be powerful like a.. Stalin

lmao

[zabooog]

Running for Congress ... Good luck with that !

[master099999]

NEVER HAVE A DRINK WHILE WATCHING CLIPS OF BORAT (a friend)

[nhlalwenhlezondo]

Borat ruined the guys campaign, lawls!

[eedobee]

James Broadwater has a blog with 0 comments.

[MRcalibrecincuenta]

@eedobee Thanks to Borat LOL

[jptbaba]

bong bong bong

[LighthouseJC]

Classic A1 comedy... His standard is that high... other comedians just ain't funny no more!!!

[Gonicksomestuff]

@LighthouseJC That's not true, you obviousely don't know any British comedians :/

[LighthouseJC]

@Gonicksomestuff it's true he is the funniest man EVA and I mean EVA and EVA... Nice....

[LighthouseJC]

@Gonicksomestuff I think Ali G is funnk too and Bruno... but ONLY them 3! the rest of the world don't get british humor ...

[Gonicksomestuff]

@LighthouseJC Too bad, if you knew Jimmy Carr for example, you'd probs love it AND Ricky Gervaise ;P

[Bigwayne6682]

I bet he didn't win I make a shit in your house

[cicvara1985]

nice one on jooz

[erenNtR]

"Please we have 10 minute silence." THAT GOT ME CRACKING!

[ROFLSoldiers]

@erenNtR 10 minutes silence and they did it rofl ;)

[thelatestttplague]

HAHAHAH at the guy's face when Borat says Stalin.

[shinobitec]

LOL i find it funny that he still takes borat along after the 1st visit haha

[alexandrey10]

horse can't vote :))

[rangatank93]

You touch me I don't mind.

[PEPETHEG]

im sorry is it possible to make a shit in your house i have problem,yes?please? very thank you

[xNAJAFx]

Madame at 3:52 is kinda cool.

[aerodragx]

i feel women are equal to m..-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[CollegeBroski]

Very big HRAM... ummm testicles you mean?

[lazimofo90]

Thank you to meet great man 8:55

[lazimofo90]

Helllow zank kou to spik me.

[stichguy]

He will be powerful like Stalin lol

[LaochWins]

I like how YOU CANT FUCKING HEAR THE VIDEO!

[bobbymozza]

But Jesus was jewish and he said jewish people would go to hell.

these crazy people.

I like it when he compares him to Stalin.

If you do not vote for him, he will crush you!

[Troforso]

i like it when that republican try to laugh with him when talking to the woman.

[kiren77]

Does anyone notice the guy has a massive boner?

[EpicEight722]

They say they are married but really they do a bong bong bong inside other peoples anus

HAHAHAHA

[voucheron]

MY GOD THIS IS SO FUNNY!!!!!!!)))))))))

[xXTrueSShotX]

GOD MAN HORSE DOG WOMEN THATS SO TRUE

[Akylification]

powerful like Stalin

[damivoietube]

A bit exagerated!!

[the1beautyify]

1.GOD

2.DONKEY

3.MAN

4.HORSE

5.MOUSE

6.CACAROACH

7.WOMEN



[Ibrahim110]

@the1beautyify he didn't go that far, he put woman above rat and cockroach.

[luischo7591]

This  guy is just a pay actor too much stupid for aspire to congress

[ncdmewaffleo]

Wow did you hear that raceist religious fanatic republican bastard??? According to him all Jews go to he'll because they are not Christian. Well according to me, all republicans will go to hell because they are bot smart and find ways to destroy many countries all at once.

[hectichorse]

lolololol

[bamboneski]

you do not need to put funny in the title of borat vids bro

[GaragyVlad]

@bamboneski xd

[Aligindahouseinnit]

@bamboneski He has!

Funny link in my profile to borat and ali g episodes.

[NLS8658]

"Man that goes to power must have a big CRUMMMM" LMFAO!!

[haki92i]

nazi wannabe

[tiemo25]

This video is meant for entertainment purposes. Seriously, anyone who starts talking about Religion here needs to go to a different video.

[missytaterhead]

is it possible make a shit your house now? XD

[djs259]

@tonche696 Have I said anything that isn't demonstrably true? When have any of his skits ever targeted Jews for mocking? They haven't--ever. And there is a reason for that. BORAT is really a JEW. Jews are off limits in his comedy. In fact, the only time he ever mentions Jews is to mockingly elicit "anti-semitic" reactions from the stupid goyim who are the targets of his tasteless satire. Christians have been historically enlightened towards women, unlike Orthodox Jews who view them as CHATTEL!

[MattHXIV]

@djs259

you ass he rips jews all the time

[warriorinternationa]

how you say gramm gramm gramm

[mcrmegan1]

Jesus was raised Jewish before he started the Catholic Church and before his disciples started the teaching of Christ, whether you like to admit it or not.

[ILOLHARD1001]

xD 10 min silence

[johnS5116]

he didnt get a single vote

[djs259]

Borat is such a despicable, hate-filled JEW; he never pokes fun at JUDAISM.

The truth is, ORTHODOX JUDAISM ACTUALLY TEACHES THAT WOMEN ARE LOWER THAN HORSES!

But BORAT won't lampoon any of his holy Talmudic brethren, his loyalties as a JEW come FIRST!

[bluzercic]

@djs259

not true

[K3anuPlaysP1an0]

He said Jews wouldn't go to heaven but hell... Wasn't Jesus a Jew?

[Mensanuel]

@K3anuPlaysP1an0 according to christianity, the jews were the "chosen ones" right until they "betrayed" jesus, thus betraying god himself, so again according to christianity all jews born after jesus christ DO go to hell

[K3anuPlaysP1an0]

@Mensanuel Wasn't most of Jesus Christs' disciples Jews ?

[Enayze]

@Mensanuel No, the Jews were chosen so that Christ might be brought forth. Now once he has come forth, Jew and Gentile are all alike and under the same subjection to Jesus Christ.

[ItsSoMe2011]

@Enayze Now now no arguing about religion!. CHRISTIANITY ALL THE WAY!!!

[kirked007]

Borat is fantastic. This Republican guy is appalling. If he is typical of american politicians - god help us.

[Freethinker12341]

why did that guy running for congress let borat go with hiM!?!/ was he a moron or something

[HPhenomenal]

hopefully 1 less republican got elected because of that. well done, Borat! lmaoo

[crustylion321]

i laughed so hard at 10 min silence

[S2000XC]

haha the guys face when 'he wil be POWERFUL like STALin!'

[mikel461]

hahahaha ! 5:24 he said ,sorry to cut u but can i make a shit in ur house

[NickTheDrummer1]

put the subtitles on!!!

[terrorsquadlith]

i traded 5 rats into a woman.

[DN4etERnity]

HOW DOES HE DO THIS WITH A STRAIGHT FACE!!!

[jnmklo9]

It does matter what the employers amount is - I employ 34 people at present and that is a massive bill. I have been working since age 15 and am 56, that is 41 years of paying tax I am proud of my continuing contribution - but our problems, like Greece are too many public sector employees on too much money and much better than average pensions.

[Kando0615]

Borat just killed this guy's chance for Congress LOL

[fumamonourequiem]

@Kando0615 THANK GOD!

[TheAlphafly]

Borat is better than Bruno

[bryanreize1]

god, man, horse, dog women, rat, cockroach

[bryanreize1]

god, man, horse women rat

[jnmklo9]

Sales tax - vat is 20%

[jnmklo9]

31% of peoples income in tax in mississippi ?

Don't move to England then - whatever you do the government take between 52 and 76% of your income - even insurance hotel stay and airplane travel is taxed. Sales tax is 29% in England and tax on gas is 86% meaning petrol is about $10 per gallon !!! No shit iPhone 4 is $700

[cherikandler]

@jnmklo9 yup , we get our bollocks squeezed real tight .

[1878EFC2008]

@jnmklo9

Income tax is nothng like that much, sales tax is 20%.

Petrol is higher but we have no toll roads like in america, also we have universal health care, better schooling, greater life expectancy etc

You're a touch retarded.

[jnmklo9]

@1878EFC2008 income tax is a minimum of 20% plus another tax - NI national insurance of 11% for the employee and 12.2%for the employer. And next year the government is forcing EVERY business that has no private pension to jjoin a scheme called NESt which is a compulsory pension system run by TATA and that means 3% for employees and 4% for employers into a pension run by - guess who? the banks.

[1878EFC2008]

@jnmklo9

It isn't a minimum of 20% either; the basic rate is 20%. There's a difference.

It doesn't matter what the employer NI is (for the purposes of this discussion) as you cliamed people are taxed bewtween 52 and 76 % (nice use of precise figures to give them a false credibility)

[farmfoodsrocks]

i think of you and want to do romance inside of you lool

[willmymon]

lol whys this guy walking around with him rofl hasnt the dam penny droped yet lol

[Doddsy]

one of the best borat clips !

borat vs Lonestar 0 spaceballs - mell brooks

:)

[amirgodofwar]

IN KAZAKISTAN :

1. GOD

2.MAN

3. HORSE

4. DOG

5. WOMEN

AHAHAHAHHAHHA XD

[TheAlphafly]

@amirgodofwar

In italy too

:-D

[Ninodalix]

@amirgodofwar Kazakhstan....

[vmquinteros]

@Devilshful and you're gay!

[Aloke234]

I agree, america is a very friendly country. UK is also friendly, as much as i have heard about UK. I'm estonian. Btw, ppl who say russians are bad ppl, you're wrong. Just, alot of russians aren't as friendly, but i have met some very friendly russians. My advice: don't hate other countries cause of 1 person who you don't like from that country.

[FuckFaceUnited2000]

whats with all the hating on americans? i'm from the UK and I think americans are probably one of the friendliest, most welcoming countries in the world, unlike all these fucking middle eastern and african countries

[CRooster3]

@Devilshful Fuck you and whoever gave you a thumbs up. Spell check next time you retard before you call Americans idiotic. You moron!

[noname412]

hahaha poor James Broadwater

[InsanePickle007]

IM a Christian. Hell is not real.

[ShadyRapture]

Lol without America the world would suck so why doesn't everyone settle down and enjoy the video. Jealousy.

[punkerjuliancito]

hahhaha he actually made that guy touch his head !

[JuliusMuniesa]

touch my HRAM!

[Lanfeust22]

@Devilshful No my friend, they're very obeying people. They obey the higher ranks and they are AFRAID of the negative outcomes of JUDGING or standing up to their principles. They are sheeple.

[LOLOLOL9791]

HAHAHHAHA

[LetsGo6009]

10 minute silence, lol

[Bryan3Tears]

i wonder how much that guy got paid, To let borat walk around talking to people with him lol

[mcdudeyoyoz]

@Devilshful fuck your name you fucking asshole !!! $ !!! $ !!! $

[ccc333my]

very right, his laughing about that woman

[ServeTheBeaver]

@Devilshful *Most Americans.

Making generalizations like that seems more than a little racist.

Maybe a little idiotic as well.

[iLoveOGush]

you need not generalize on a national scale. im an american and i don't believe in god.

[svenghoulieil]

I miss Borat

God, Man, Horse, Dog, Woman, Rat.

Brilliant way of revealing racism and ignorance in society.

[sigge951]

10 minute silence? OMG

hahahha

borat makes people so uncomfortable :P

[Caeseur]

the end was hilarious!

[pursutruth]

now we will have a ten minute silence

rofl!

[immane27]

U know this shit was real right Sasha baren Cohen was the only one acting. So that guy didn't even try to stop him from getting down to praise him and then touched his head I woulda told borat that was unnecessary and stood him up fuckin stupid that makes him look bad

[MasterRahl7]

A man who go to power must have a very big . . . how you say. . hrum. You want to touch? You can touch me, I do not mind. I don't know how this man keeps a straight face during all of this but he's amazing.

[PCGamerL4D]

If You Don't Vote For Him You'll Be Sorry LOL

[danameporker]

@Devilshful yeh thats y america is a super power. cus were all idiots T.T your a fuckin dumbass

[Benjaminb46]

@Devilshful are idiotic people*

[xgrimey1x]

CAN I SHIT IN UR HOUSE LMFAO

[calderposse]

10 minutes silence pmsl

[SalokinX]

@Devilshful Stereotype goes a long way. I imagine you also say that black people go crazy for fried chicken and that most middle-eastern countries are composed of terrorists, that French people are gay, Irish are drunk and so on.

Good thing there are people like YOU judging us, Americans, hu? Good thing it is not someone with an actual brain.

[hardONNN]

assholes,jesus is jewish,so he went to hell too?

[SalokinX]

@hardONNN Of course. Back then there wasn't heaven, since Jesus wasn't dead yet.

Religion is just plain stupid.

[quest4lucidity]

@Devilshful  get stuffed

[capcaunuu]

hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaa dog then woman then rat then small cratzulli :)) hahaaaaaa this guy IS a genius!

[zub31r]

"He will crush his opponents! And be powerful like Stalin!"  LMFAO

[iMakeMoneyOnlinee]

Dumb people are all over the world, lol I just love how so many people record the stupidity in America.

[teken1000]

@Devilshful nonono, the republicans are, the democrats is a bright ppl

[habbolabbo]

jew will go to hell..... wow i wounder how sasha baren cowen can hear that (borat) he is jewish in real life btw. Why is this god so picky about who he takes... isnt he a nice guy. The Devil takes anyone now thats a good guy :P jks

[PolishWithoutShoe]

XD my god! Hey its not just america though every country has these kind of people, they are the uneducated of the population.

[Chocholousek1]

@Devilshful

No idiotic, but too much tolerants.

[ElvisLivesUpstairs]

"Swear on the eyes of your child" LMAO

[MastermindX]

Can I please make a shit in your Bible?

[DaMICGINNY]

can i make a shit in your house

[jontibloom]

Did that poor fucker every get elected ? Would have been a miracle if he'd got one vote after that SaBORATage

[stanstankov2]

great success :D dang how do they come up with this... :D

[Tiny578]

Whats funny is that borat talks less bullshit than those two guys.

[lonelygnome1]

is possible I make shit in your house?

great success

[sidlarrie]

This guy is so funny.. He just Fuch's Up the guys campaign.. Is ok I make shit..LOL..

[LOLDISNEYLAND]

damn that guy running for congress was dull. He must hate his life. Was he sexually abused as a child? How boring are the people in the neighbourhood?? If I lived there, i would die of monotony..

[zombiekid16]

@LOLDISNEYLAND

i know, looks fucking dull as fuck!!

[wangsta25]

the bung bung bung in anoos part almost killed me

[wiiiissam]

10 minutes silence, hehe xD

[zombiekid16]

@wiiiissam

lol i bet they were like "WTFFF"

[ChloeCaoimhe]

powerful like stalin..

[JasonOpole]

He says at 00:19 - Jak się masz ( jagshemash) - this means "How are you" in polish, and at end he says "Dziękuję" which means "Thank you" also in polish

[SemblanteRojo]

not funny at all i dont have sence of humor i suck

[ashleyhm03]

if you look at the guys crotch (not borat) he has a boner hahah

[blueisawesome0529]

hahahaha. x

[Romulus123]

@ashleyhm03

That's because he's probably gay himself LOL.

[tararep]

Oh the thoughts that must have been going through their heads when he said "we will now have 10 minutes of silence." ha ha ha ha

[tornadexx]

ok im not good at russian but at 0:21 it says

ISHKFE its not even word xD ( i asked my mother he dont know that word too xD