JAZZ 4- He Wants Butt

[Arnoud4]

He looks like jezus

[shadowdeviant44]

He won't be getting any butt in this town.

[shrikechan]

Fuck! I love you!

[dayanavh]

LAWL!! you rock :D

[Tantoise]

I was 10-11 when this video came out and I memorized the whole thing. When i went to camp that summer i preformed it at closing ceremony with my cabin members. It took a week to convince my cabin members to preform it cause they were all like: "What the fuck is this? where did you get this from? whats wrong with you?" This will always be one of my favorites...

[whinersdontbelong]

@Tantoise

GET THE FUCK OFF THE NET!!Irwehiop

[candylvr471]

ryan, where is jazz 3?

[degubamboo]

Ryan who is merrily filming Max's little episode <3

[phsycicmonkeys]

Oh you crazy Ryan!

[Srinathor]

i want some butt :D

[rikcorobot]

"If we can figure out the formula for the butt...!"

[EvilBranMuffiin]

Does someone want a new BUTT? Does his have a CRACK in it? Is that the reason why he wants a new BUTT?!?!

[spiegalr]

I love the posters in the background. Watchmen, Cowboy Bebop, Max's face...

[purplegirl117]

I love the giant poster of Max's head on the wall in the background.

And was I the only one that heard the sirens in the background at the end of the video?

[StewartofGondor]

Genius.

[wantsomecake328]

lol watchmen poster in the back

[Yaya0Hikari0forever]

Where's number 3!? Did you do that on purpose?

[zeogle]

I think they took 3 off

[Yaya0Hikari0forever]

aw :( i wonder y...

i love jazz...

[LostHatProductions]

they are about Jazz!

they arn't about Jazz

They arnet about anything!

[Keyblademaster1307]

is it me, or did you guys plan to make this like other Jazz Videos, but Max had his little outburst and you went with that?

just a feeling I get, dunno why

[NESRULES111]

/facepalm | (

[mattydog67]

I like it too!

[cookieking3]

What the hell is this? Well...whatever it is, it RULEZ.

[warjikin]

To be fair, Max did get what he wanted,

[Zalsia]

Oh wow, I love Ryan he's so funny in this! Go Ryan, Go!

[LMPPrincess]

this is the type of stuff that just makes me happy. thank you! XD u've made me smile for a long amount of months with you and your friends great teamwork that produces happy making videos ( : ................and yes, i like butt and jazz, ALL IN ONE!

[FenderBoy87]

He wants what?

[headbangerrock]

He wants but =P

[rainbowmuppet]

Well, thanks for letting us in on Ryan's filmmaking process, Max! xD

[Fengaroo]

Max is the only sane person out of all you guys, haha

[DaTweeClymer]

And the irony of  Ryan wearing a DARE shirt.

[plainbond]

@ childish youtubber

how about this, if your opinion is gonna be something thats negative then keep it to yourself dumbass

[Corey897]

Great acting.

[Tinymoezzy]

i see London

i see France

I see Clay Akins on the wall?

NICE VIDEO!!!!!!

He will stop at nothing he wants Butt.

[rainbowmuppet]

...I'm pretty sure that's Max

[crzyhawngurl]

I LOVE YOU GUYS

[Kinggezz]

hahahahaha he said butt

[TrustMeImTheDoctor]

LOL XD

[fob1012er]

Funny.

[Maddyisnotshort13]

ha ha Spencer looks really uncomfortable.

[Maddyisnotshort13]

M.a.x.

That's all i have to say about this video.

[JohnGaltsDisciple]

"If we can figrue out the formula for the butt". lol

[Raterraterrater12345]

gaw, enough swearing in the beginning?

[colleenr825]

I like it too. Props to Max's acting skills, he is most impressive. I personally never get tired of Jazz.

[MendelsonShape]

Max is superb in this. Bravo.

[EliasFilms1]

The beginning is so damn funny!!!!

Make a new JAZZ-Film!!!

[Brudda2daman]

Drunk or high, or drunk and high?

[NausicaaRaine]

LOl a watchmen poster! best book ever!

[plainbond]

epic lol

[silly2nilly]

i luv the guy "he'll want more" "more butt" hahaha

[EclecticXerasia]

That would be Ryan. =]

[BPMontana]

"If we can figure out the formula for the butt..." XD. I love the old man monkey puppet / amateur wizard / scientist.

[mattydog67]

I like it too!

[JollyRainbows]

I love how the expressions on Ryan's face change at 0:58!

[KutestPeopleEver]

that was so frickin funny. ^-^

[kiwi857]

This video is awesome!!! I love Max! He's such a good actor; he should be in more of your videos along with Indigo! 5 stars! =)

[HGUFNH]

Haha, I almost cried with laughter. Favourited!

[nyuspaper]

the jazz man looks really evil when he says " Do you kids like butts...?"

[MeWmEwDoMiNaTeS]

he looked and sounded like...like...a MOlester

[narutoinuyashafan93]

GIANT MAX HEAD ON THE WALL!!! xD

[narutoinuyashafan93]

xD this has to be my favorite Jazz video yet! max's outburst was hilarious!

[ThatsMeDj]

I like the crocoldie puppet

[Lavewoman]

i don't think max's burst out was actually planned.

[minixmoon]

"I like it."

Hahaha, seriously. Stop this. You're too amazing. It fries my brain.

[Wrath96]

Hmmmmm.... Needs more butt....

[yeahadoomhouse]

Where can I get that Cowboy Bebop poster?!

[xxChayLaidigxx]

"You don't listen to a goddamn word I say, do you?"

Classic.

Chay xx

[Aukele3]

"...He wants butt."

This phrase in itself is the ray of sunshine that brightens my day. Thank you Ryan :D

[ClockSquirrel]

waaa! the big picture of Max is already there, but this was posted before video a day! how long has spencer had a huge picture of max in his room?

[Kartabbla]

Ryan... I just realized you sorta look like Jesus.

[camrenishot1]

Thank you.

[NeilCicierega]

The butt montage is probably one of the funniest things in your oeuvre, Ryan

[minavonkein]

I love the way Ryan's face just bright up when Max says "he wants butt".

"-You don't listen to a god damn word I say do you?

-... I like it too :D"

[knivesy]

"You don't listen to a damn word I say, do you?"

"I like it too"

[MrzSteph]

He wants butt, and plenty of it...

AHHH!

I don't know why i keep watching this. Every time I do I have to redo my make up.

Ryan, I sent this to my people and told them you are my little bro. So that makes us family.

I'm still waiting for my t-shirt. did you get my memo?

[musicalpony]

holy mother of god is Ryan waring a DARE shirt?!?

[bloodlyholiday]

This was all I saw, but enough for me to subscribe. =]

[imperfecttt]

Cool watchmen poster.

[DanielBT1989]

"You kids like Butt?" LOL! Best Jazz episode I've ever seen :P Well made guys! :)

[MotDeConnexionFroide]

AH! I love Max!!!!!!!

[Firestriker101]

You kids like the same fucking joke over and over again you kids like the same fucking old man with puppets! hunh hilarious max

[chrisnush]

i almost threw up because i was laughing so hard!!

[josswhedon692]

5 STARS FOR WATCHMEN AND THE F-WORD.

[blucheryl25]

Max is funny

[LlamaSensei]

Will you marry me? All of you? Each and every one?

[sillyraejo]

ahh, but how will they all marry you when they are all going to marry me?

hmmm... this could get complicated.

[LlamaSensei]

It could. But unfortunately, bigomy is illegal.

[EpicPhailFTW]

Will there be a JAZZ 5? XD

[andygotagun]

The Jazz Man is Max's best character to date.

[Skinkemann]

Hahaha, fantastic! Your videos takes lulz to a whole new level.

[LeftEye535]

I like it too...

lol

[DoYouKnowPascal]

I think I love you...

... "so what am I so afraid of? I'm afraid that I'm not sure of, a love there is no cure for"

:)

[NejixAmi]

"You don't listen to a god damn word I say. do you."

"I like it too." ;D hahaha

[camrenishot1]

I was fortunate enough to have Max and Sean tell me a story about this video tonight, Ryan, and I am shocked that you edited his rant down.:[ Poor Max...

[AbUsEdLuVeR]

I was there! :D

Which one were you? I'm ZephythePope.

[camrenishot1]

I was Alsie!:]

[bubbabooey2]

he wont be getting any more butt in this town!!

[HaShomeret]

i think this might be my fav video that has max in it.

[Rgirl16]

haha mine too he's soo funny too. max is great

[camrenishot1]

...

You changed the title?D:

[animeluvergurl9]

"YOu don't listen to a word I say."

"I like it too." :D

[Lexerrz]

They say he wants butt so seriously.

omg

hilarious

[PsychedelicSmurf]

Max talks about how Ryan gets drunk and high, yet he wears a DARE tshirt

[jeffdavisfan]

"You don't listen to a god damn word I say, do you?"

"I like it too."

[faroosha]

Butt power!

[Teeheelalahe123]

'DO YOU KIDS LIKE THE- same ****'n joke EVERY single time!?' I laughed so hard I think I cried. I love the jazz dude! 'AND YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE RYAN?! I can play other characters.' LMAO!

[magggie1]

no butt for u! JAZZ-BUTT!

[twomoonrocks]

haha i love the puppet

[Sloanexhd]

I absolutely love this video!

[kichookangaroo]

Butt! XD rofl

[PsychedelicSmurf]

lol! ryan is amazing

[AngelusPastor816]

XD!!! that was hilarious! great job guys!

[andygotagun]

He really wants butt, y'all.

[MJJgirl92]

i died laughing.

[MegaGeek325]

If you listen closely, you can hear an ambulence at the end.

[mysticgrave1993]

"you don't listen to a godamn thing i say, do you?" "i like it to" lmao! XD

[ilikethesmellofsand]

so much profanity 0___o

[pshhsera]

thats adorable!

[magggie1]

what what in the butt

[007Sparticia]

teehee, a hott version of Jesus.

You guys are hilarious. I wish I had friends like you. :D ...Come to Las Vegas?

[straub11]

"oh..." hahahah

[xoxoPATDxoxo]

ahaha ryans face when he says he wants butt cracks me up

[zing713amw]

great acting. why is Max always angry or depressed unless he is visiting Neil, then he is awkward.

[MattDeathStroke]

This is the best.

[Anitasusana07]

The look on Ryan's face when he hears the key phrase of the day makes me laugh every time! :)

[darkwolf135883]

calm down, Max

[Scabrinastep]

kick ass as usual,

more jazz man!

[Drakenvlieg]

fake moustache!

[calichick097]

ryan are you aware that you look like a hott version of jesus?

(wow that sounds wierd...)

[Wulvh]

Yeah... Poor Max...

[calichick097]

omg lol that was great ^_^

i know exactly how max feels, all my friends are idiots too...

[Wulvh]

Max: "You don't listen to a God damn word I say!"

Ryan: "I like it too!" heheh lol ;p

[Wulvh]

Yeah, that same joke was disturbing a little, but this is funny anyway :p

[darkwolf135883]

00:45 Spencer looks a little uncomfortable with Max's ranting

[darkwolf135883]

oh yes, I agree

[omgitskelso]

Hahahaha. This video makes me smile. All you guys are so creative. That, or you guys have way too much spare time xD

Which isn't a bad thing, of course.

[omgitskelso]

Hahahaha. This video makes me smile. All you guys are so creative. That, or you guys have way too much spare time xD

Which isn't a bad thing, of course.

[OliviaGoth]

Yay no screaming.

[piropersonsunite08]

poor max

[bloomkicker]

I like the joke. It makes me laugh...a lot....i guess i'll have to become sane.....if i don't keep watching these vids...yeah right!

[Fergusforslipknot]

YOU KIDS LIKE-

lol

[hanrnanrz]

"You lil' scamp."

I need to start saying that.

Also, wait, "You kids like jazz" is in a bunch of videos?

Ahh I say it ALL the time.

[rad360ical]

ROFL!

[shecaptain]

huh, I have that same little red suitcase. whodathunk?

[Echoreyn]

This is my new favorite video.

I'm worried about my sanity. But I can't help it, "I like it too".

[Guychains]

ryan...

it says you get drunk or HIGH or something...

do you do drugs? :'(

that makes me sad, my 2nd idol...

SAY IT AIN'T SOOOOOO!!!!!!! PLEEEEEEEAASE!!!!

[CapPle5823]

it aint so in anther vid. he says we don't do drug...its in da comments i think

[Guychains]

good lol

[LinkBoyJT]

LOL the ending is hilarious!

[greendaygirl427]

I love this! Max is great in it!

[Guychains]

I liked it too. not i LOVED it!!!! Sooo funny I told all my friends about it!!!

[Richalvarez]

freaking awesome man, good work Ryan!

[LMPPrincess]

But people like funny videos. They're about the JAZZ man. The video's about JAZZ.

To cool! YAYAH!

[chikishei]

Is that a black and white picture of clay aiken on the wall?

[Vicious516]

lol

No, it's Max Pacheco AKA marcobat16

but they do have a lot in common

[chikishei]

ahaha I'm sorry D:

[TheCommentsGuys]

i thought it was johnny rotten

[Guychains]

is clay aiken always angry too? LOL

[TheUltimatePlatypus]

Something tells me Spencer really likes Christmas...

[SUPERBUGG842]

omg yesss! the best jazz vid yet

[Randysk22]

LMAO! BRILLIANTTTTTT!!!

[ttubforlife]

I LOVE YOUUUUUU RYAN

[BeBop060]

did anyone else notice the huge picture of max on the wall?

[MariMayhem]

I did...kinda creepy when ya think about it.. XD I wonder who's dorm room it is..

[BeBop060]

i hope its max's...

[MariMayhem]

kinda egotistical don't ya think if that's the case? I don't care either way..They're still cool, random, and all kinds of weird awesomeness all at once..

[izzy411rox]

does this mean that the jazz videos are over? cause no offense or anything but uh, they were hella freaky(im from california, i get to say hella). lol =D

[Luckykeyblade]

I like how Ryan is wearing a DARE shirt while Max is saying he gets drunk or high or something.

Irony.

[MariMayhem]

I always wondered about the monkey old man puppet, but I was afraid to ask..and the whole Jazz thing..I figured someone either got messed up while writing it or there was some underlying artistic meaning I couldn't see...

[DemyxAndAxelFangirl]

this video i so funny XD it amazingly awesome

[BeBop060]

hehehe max

[BillyCrombie]

Does this mean the end of the JAZZ seires?...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOO!

[MrPietermaritzburgh]

Poor Max.

[phonypony45]

i know

[alexanderstjames]

...dude... you changed "but" to "butt" why?... it was more mysterious before

Lmao! I never saw that but NIIIICE!

"He wants but." Hehehe!