Sonichu - Episode 20! The Audiobook! "CWC-Defense" Part 7!

[smile221]

Didn't this exact scene happen in another comic with different dialogue?

[Trollfagget]

GOTTA GO FAST

[NyxFTW]

Scientology Time Warp? Gimme link plz.

[ZPSFILMS]

haha oh yeah, they can just go get him when ever they felt like it. Makes you think, maybe the electric-hedgehogs, or sonichus, did all that sub-episode stuff just to stay the fuck away from Chris-chan.

[EdtheBlueNinjaYoshi4]

Vivian, I split my finger open the other day and I think it may be infected. Can you take a look at it? God knows tending to the minor injuries of complete strangers is more entertaining for you than making these, even though you haven't actually had to make an audiobook in a while.

[macfluffers]

Does anyone know what the first song is? I tried Googling the lyrics I could make out, but no luck... :x

[SloppyJoeConspiracy]

What IS this version of The Time Warp? And where'd you find it?

[Jkn127]

time warp!!!:D <33333333333333333333333333333­

[lemmkill]

Episode 20 is too fucking long.

[VerminGTi]

curiously he is wearing a different Shirt when he was first lost...

you have no idea how much i laughed at that!

[Madnam]

"Fifteen minutes of dialogue, a transformation, important character development, and a death later.."

[DarthRandall]

The Scientology Time Warp? Hot Patootie, bless my thetan!

[leeham991]

This audiobook made me happy.

[videogamenostalgia]

'fifteen minutes of dialogue, and a transformation later'- it kind of speaks for itself...

[ManicOpake]

AHHHHHH no im lame @vivitheg i got the 'nabeshin' @2:23 reference its from Excel Saga

[Xunkun]

Oh, Chris. We all know you're more John Wayne Gacy-like. No, not Ted Bundy, he was actually attractive and charming. And went for women. Of legal age (mostly).

[luvtehcomix]

why not use ROPE as a form of rope?

[mrbob091]

@luvtehcomix maybe because they have ropes in cwcville and they can't afford ropes from other places because they DON'T USE REAL FUCKING MONEY

[Kolbatsu]

i wish Magi-Chan was evil

[MrSpazDoctor]

FUCK YEAH. ROCKY HORROR.

[darkgomugomu]

teacher! teacher! i gotz a question! How the fuck did Chris Survive 2 months+ in that void?? can he not die??

[LulzIshall]

I assume he forgot that "Time Void" meant "I can't do anything but watch" and decided it meant "I can go whenever I want, TIME FOR FUTURE RAPESEX!"

[howiloggedin]

WAIT.

Since when was Chris in a time void? I don't remember anything about a time void, and I listened to all the audiobooks. Do I know what a time void is? do I care?

"Time Void is a plot device devised by Chris to step out of comics." - CWCki

I guess he's such an awesome mayor that he can just erase himself from existence while her secretary does all the fucking work. Mayor my ass.

[LulzIshall]

She already does all the work.

I think that she's secretly the real mayor and just humors Chris.

[robokill387]

episode 16.

[Cunnysmythe]

"15 minutes of Dialogue and a transformation later"

I don't know whether to be relieved that we didn't have to read it or annoyed that he thinks that saying that there was dialogue someone makes it so.

Also, I love Chris being in the comic, without him it's just irritating fucking hedgehogs.

Him deluding himself into writing himself as the Mary-Sueiest of all of the Mary Sues when he's really a lying sociopathic asshole is what makes it compelling to me. But I'm sure it won't take.

[JulianWilfong]

Chris just came back from the time void (AGAIN) and only now notices his own destruction, yet all he has to say is "cool."

Nice going, fatass.

[JulianWilfong]

Oh, hey! Now Chris can spell his name correctly AND in cursive. Too bad I knew how to do that by the age 8 while he figured this out by age 27. Useless fatass.

[PirateKing86]

So CWC is going to finish his promise to "not interupt any more comics" in the next comic? I don't think he thought this one through.

[StriderNickolas]

>Chris

>think things through

Yeah, pretty much.

[JulianWilfong]

@PirateKing86

Since when does Chris think anything through? I mean, the fatass just said what his address was in a video in an attempt to get these four parodic men in one room to get beaten up by Chris. (Or have the four men rape him so he can lose his virginity.)

Then again, doesn't that address belong to the REAL Chris? Damn it, how many times must Ian TRY to kill Chris?

[JulianWilfong]

What was the point of that last bit?

[vivitheg]

what is the piont of sonichu

HURRRRR

[Edgemaster000]

Isn't it just the fact that Chris wants a wife and a child all for his own? That's what this whole comic has basically revolved around!

[JulianWilfong]

@Edgemaster000

If that is the case, then why are there a bunch of yiffing animals, transformers, and power rangers in a shitty excuse for a city with the mayor's office located inside the mall?

Answer:

[Edgemaster000]

To fight evil and to get Chris back so that he can continue his quest to find his wife, duh...it's just filler.

Real reason: Someone needs to defend the town from the bad guys, and Sonichu must defeat his enemies. Basic stuff.

[JulianWilfong]

@Edgemaster000

Don't forget that it is also to take other jokes or references and fuck them up while making anime, the Furry Fandom, non-white races, and homosexuality look bad.

TIME VOID MY ASS!

[SupaMarioX]

@vivitheg FUCK YOU MAN. I CAN'T... I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU. I'M GOING TO CRY.

[darkgomugomu]

Wild - Just go, i got you.

*Magichan jumps in*

Wild - PSYCHE!

XD

[TheNewChemical]

I just noticed. In the related videos panel, we have furfaggotry, nazi germany, and domestic violence. Pretty much your average CWC production.

[MaliciousMalice]

I heard autotune somewhere in there

[xsabbathgamer]

This is a perfect example of an egocentric autistic person

[muke001]

1:30 Magichan's face "oh God, what have I done?"

[Alecal89]

Lol He said he wanted to do 100 issues of this...

[xoxtwilightexox]

Why does Chris kind of look like Harry Potter now?

[HeracrossR]

I'll bet that CWC leaves CWCVille, but his "imaginary twin" takes over for him, and instead of Chris-Chan Sonichu, we'll have Crystalina Rosechu doing all the stuff that CWC used to do.

If he even bothers continuing

[ChevalierAguila]

Even if Chris truly ejects himself out of the comic (which it seems more and more unlikely to happen) what are the stories going to be about? Chris has zero imagination, he can't come up with anything on his own, he has to rip off stuff from everywhere. He's also just obsessed with his characters having kids, being married and other stuff. But not in a dramatic or interesting way, but more on the level of what a little girl would do while playing barbies.

[BATCHARRO]

Most of the characters are at least tenuously tied to him, and comepletely tied to him at worst.

But ejecting himself out of the story my ass. From what he's done so far, things are becoming EVEN MORE ABOUT HIM. The whole "I'll let Chris be the one to kill Mary Lee Walsh" and the trolls taking his...site-banners?" If he truly wanted to leave the story, he's say he has some buissness in Europe, hop on a bus and never be seen again. But no, he needs to deal with some years old hacking first!

[SuperMissleMastar]

@ChevalierAguila

I bet he remade his own imaginary family in The Sims or some other shitty live-simulator.

[TasamiOkami]

Does chris really think people talk like this?

[yackyack2]

Why the fuck didn't Magi-Chan just buy some rope.

That dense motherfucker...

[LulzIshall]

If I'm right, Magi-chan and Wild are the Mary Sue represatives of Chrissy's desire for total control over life(I AM NOT A MIND READER) and parental recognition(WHY DOES BOB FLIP ME OFF).

[MetalShadowX]

Finally! Now with his Author insert Mary Sue out of the way, we can hope he'll work on developing his other characters...

"Hope" being the keyword of course >_>

[pissedbuddha]

@MetalShadowX Theres too many. It wont be much development.

[dorr213]

hoping for character development in this comic is like hoping that Duke Nukem Forever will be released.

[TheMechanic9000]

@dorr213 ironic. they're making it right now O_O

[dorr213]

@dorr213 Redacted. Can't believe it's finally getting made.

[chaoslink32]

@dorr213

lol i was about to say something but ... you should come up with something else thats funny

[MRWWAYSS]

@dorr213 LIES!

[RandomCommenterful]

@dorr213 Well, it's out and it sucks.

[ToruKun1]

He says he promises that he won't include himself or his IRL problems in the Sonichu comic anymore, yet on the first page of Issue 10 he's center stage and everyone is singing his praises.

Oh Chris, you fucktarded so-and-so.

(BTW, I'd prefer he keep using his real life drama in the comics, I at least want to know if Crystal will ever get out of that time void, I NEED ANSWERS, CHRIS! I'M SICK OF YOU LEAVING SO MANY PLOT-POINTS HANGING!!!)

[Ashkihyena]

So basically he lied, as usual.

[ChevalierAguila]

So far he still hasn't removed himself from the comic. He's fighting some "dang dirty trolls" and other stuff. I bet it's going to take him a one or two full issues to "completely" remove himself from the comic.

[LulzIshall]

Even Chris thinks it would be stupid to just abort every single plot line that involved Chris in any way.

[NonRandomUser]

I wish Snorlax had aborted everything that involved Chris.

[Jesterclown17]

... Comic Chris can go through the trouble of changing his shirt in the void, yet real Chris can't change his shirt on a daily bases?

[flagrarus]

"Fifteen minutes of dialogue, and a transformation, later..."

Ok, now he's not even trying anymore :|

[JazzoIicious]

OH GOD

[toker606]

Once Chris has removed himself from the comic he'll quickly find that he has no interesting stories to tell. Thanks allah this issue is over, it was fucking torture.

[LulzIshall]

I think we've tricked him into doing sub-episodes again.

He also forgot why Snorlax didn't want him making them.

Let's find out, shall we?

[EdTheHedgehog1894]

Right when I thought it couldn't get anymore retarded...

[CaptainTooner]

I find it somewhat ironic that you used a song from the Rocky Picture Horror Show, seeing how homophobic Chris is.

0:31 - That would be the funniest moment in Chris' comic.

So Chris is finally out of the time void. That took like,what,over a year?

[darkgomugomu]

that was a short one

[douboymk2]

i think he ripped of the sky grid from halo 3's sand box.

[bainaka]

hands up who thinks he isn't gonna even go one issue without including himself and/or his latest life problems?

[VigorBalloon]

As I see it, Mary's promised Count Graduon his freedom once he helps her overthrow the tyrannical Chris-chan. The citizens of Cwcville have been brainwashed into complacency so strongly, that she can only counter-brainwash them. Mary tries to destroy love and incite the masses to wake up and rebel. This fails, so Mary plans to trap Chris in the Dark Mirror, but then takes Crystal so she can trick the others into getting the Sonichu balls, so she can steal them and liberate Cwcville for good.

[CaptainTooner]

M.Bison: OF COURSE!

[EdTheHedgehog1894]

Indeed.

[DeoMachina]

Why does he write all FABULOUS when he writes his name?

[phoenixhart17]

@DeoMachina

Because Chris has SUCH a small ego.

[CthulhuCallsForMe]

Let's do the time warp again!~

[YigSnakeDaddy]

And I thought he couldn't become any lazier.

[ljyong21]

And lo, with the inexplicable Deus Ex Machina character that is Magi-Chan, the gay Author Surrogate, Chris-Chan himself triumphantly returns to the comic through the most inconceivable method possible.

Seriously? He just gets pulled out of the oh-so-called "Time Void" with vines?

Fuck this shit. Solemn promises my ass.

[dorr213]

Trust me, Chris will NEVER get to china.

[10191927]

"Agust 9th, 2008, cwcville forest"

Oh Chris, you card!

[Firedeoxys]

Why the fuck do the "whine whips" look like fucking tentacle cocks.

Oh cwc

[10191927]

@Firedeoxys

Yeah, for a guy so obsessed with NOT being a homo, he sure does a tremendous amount of gay shit, but remember. This is just fun stuff adults like to do, and there's nothing wring with that. Or just being stupid. None of this is at all associated with homo-erotic behavior.

[fyiab]

@Firedeoxys

Yeah. So many Freudian complexes apply to him. Oedipus complex, regression, reaction formation. There's probably more but its been three years since I took psych. :/

[ToruKun1]

@fyiab

Despite the fact that most of Freud's psychoanalytic theories are defunct, Chris-chan is so defunct that they suit him perfectly. XP

Someone on CWCki should write up an entire in-depth Freudian analysis on Chrissy.