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  • BIKE?? I'LL GIVE YA BIKE!!!

  • fuck this guy is amazing

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  • i love the big yin, but i would have loved hime more if he wasnt a tim.

  • I am on a mission to try to make people realise that the perpendicular pronoun is spelled with a capital I not a lower case i....for those who don't know what I'm on about it's the the word I, as in "I am a pompous twat"

  • @FastarseUK I see you are a fan of Sir Humphrey Appleby, GCB, KBE, MVO, MA (Oxon).

  • "DON'T GO!"

  • Surely it's time for Sir Billy Connolly to arise

  • he isn't that nice. my mum's friend saw him in a restaurant and merely looked at him, never spoke, and he turned around and said, aye am billy connolly take a bloody picture.

  • @kuniva101 Maybe your Mums friend was looking at him a bit too much and he was cranky that day! He has his bad moody days like eveyone does. He can't be friendly or funny every minute of the day!

  • i have to say im 36 and i havent listened to billy since i was in highschool and just came across this, the mans a genious, i must buy some vids on e-bay!!!!! what a tallent

  • ffs 6 wankers in the audience i see....as billy would say.."FUCK OFF""

  • When I'm 65, I want a head of hair like that xD

  • It's funny because he smells of pee

  • no way is he 65!

  • @wo804349

    He's actually 68.

  • @wo804349

    what a dipshit..... 65 in 2007.... its now 2011.. do the maths !! lmfao

  • @mrbassman25 small things...

  • Nobody in the world will ever be as classy as Billy Connolly. I mean, come on. A velvet suit? You can't top that.

  • @ashtongrist We Americans have 25 months with 14.6 days apiece.

  • I have to laugh. My father and Billy have the exact same birthdate. 11/24/42. My dad has a great sense of humor too, but not close to Billy.

  • @CosmicTDI theres only 12 months in a year.

  • @ashtongrist

    What are you talking about??

  • I love  h

    is humor...and i'm an american...love brit humor....always have...and always will...!!!

  • Billy Connolly is one of the most genuine and entertaining people to grace this earth. Kudos to you Sir.

  • at that time it was 32 years ago he told that joke, fuck me I don't know what I'll do with myself when I look back on something and realise it was that long ago !

  • Parkie Quit because the real celebs with real life stories had all been interviewed and were a dying breed. The new "celebrities" have all gotten fame handed to them on a plate with reality style TV shows, hence they have never worked up to their fame and have no interesting stories to show for it. Why would parkie want to interview people like that, what would they really have to say...nothing..so he quit, can't blame him.

  • Love ya Billy, don't ever stop, you are brilliant :)

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  • I guess as an American I don't quite get this joke of his- otherwise I love his shows.

  • @Tsteve08 it doesn't have anything to do being an American. I know plenty of Americans including myself who understands these jokes and British humor. It's a lack of exposure to other cultures humor and lifestyles that's the problem. Get exposed to other stuff...it can be quite enlightening

  • @OnBrokenDreams

    Completely agree. The YouTube comments section is the best argument against freedom of speech you'll ever see. Absolutely disgraceful. People who will never meet each other in their lives calling each other c*nts etc. Pathetic, futile and depressing.

  • @koratvinnie YEAH! Let them bottle up their anger and take it out on people they DO know in real life! YEAH!

  • @OnBrokenDreams

    I've met all the trolls, from obsessive perverts (even quasi-paedos) to neo-nazis. Believe me, they won't stop just because they're more likely to marked as 'spam'. They get off (figuratively speaking, I hope), on being nasty and they don't care if they look like arseholes in the process.

  • @RichardElden You sir are a wanker of the first degree!! Without him Billy would still be a backstreet comedien.

  • The "One Hair Syndroym" Oh yes! I Know that one very well!!

  • Billy liked getting abused by his father. It is 100per cent true look it up, i read his autobiography.

    It is truely weird.

  • @5StarWullie

    that can't be true...

  • @TaskMaster619

    Look it up..

  • @5StarWullie

    I did. He said it was physically pleasuring not that he enjoyed it. There is a difference.

  • @TaskMaster619

    Pleausuring is a form of enjoyment you retard.

  • @5StarWullie

    No it isn't. At all.

    Pleasure is what you get from something, enjoyment is what you get during something. Billy says that he hated it so he can't have enjoyed it. I don't know why I'm arguing because you're on the internet talking about things you don't even know about so don't reply unless you have an actual valid point.

  • @TaskMaster619

    Tomatos / Tomatoes.

    I have read Billys book you odious little man, i know a lot more than the man who 'googled it' your point is that of a 6 year old child with your oafish short cuts and patronising silly way of trying to justify Pleasure and excitement. Its frankly embarrassing and makes you look quite the retard.

    Now go swing on your tyre their's a good lad.

  • @5StarWullie

    Jesus, I've read his book. Why would I ever try to argue if I hadn't read his book? He said it himself-- he hated it. And I resent you implying I'm young, by the way, all it shows is that you know nothing about me and you know nothing of what you're talking about. Furthermore, nothing I said was patronising or silly, they were facts. I'm not starting a fight so I don't know why you're being hostile and petulant so if you really have nothing mature to say then please don't bother.

  • @TaskMaster619

    Oh you have read the book when i quote 'That can't be true' was what you uttered but a few days ago.

    Run along now.

  • @5StarWullie

    Seriously? Are we going round in circles? He didn't LIKE it. I said it's not true that he LIKED it.

    Wow.

    You're unbelievably irritating.

  • @TaskMaster619

    We are past circles now, and you are still trying to justify your 'far out' wacky way of puting it. When we both know i am right.

    Wow

    You are unbelievably dumb.

  • @5StarWullie

    Well no, it is a circle because we're back to the start. And there's nothing wacky or far out about being able to differentiate between two dissimlar words. Some of us have an actual grasp on the English language.

    And "dumb", really? Not really an insult considering

    A) Clearly, I'm not

    B) Dumb means mute which, you know, I'm not.

    So... yeah. We're done now. 

  • @TaskMaster619

    Irony is you have justify yourself as not being dumb.

    Oh we are done alright,

  • @5StarWullie

    That's not in the slightest bit ironic. If you want to keep arguing then at least use words you're confident you understand.

    (P.S. you missed out the "to" after "have" and just before "justify".)

    Fantastic display of your English skills.

  • @TaskMaster619

    Heavy day yesteday. Thank you for being pompous as per, you have not let me down in any way shape or form. It just comes natural to you no effort required!

  • @5StarWullie

    No, actually, I work at it continuously just to annoy you.

    Hey, what do ya know, it's working :)

  • @TaskMaster619

    Must do better. That is your new mission. lol

  • @TaskMaster619 comment sections ruin the comedic value of these kind of videos

  • @5StarWullie Enjoy reading up in that stuff wullie boy ? ya fucking hun pervert pedo obssesed orange fuck,spark !!!

  • billy kinda looks like colonel sanders mixed with a hippy.

    i <3 him.

  • hero.

  • i dont like micheal parkinson after his jade goody comments, not that i was a jade fan,so rude

  • He is all class :)

    Parkinson is win.

  • "merely windswept and interesting" Ha!

  • @ScottieWallace that pish is for dead beat cunts not comedy legends

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  • HA! My dad and Billy were born on the same day.

  • Zanderzoot is a f**king twat.....

  • i miss parky!

  • this damn show is as old as i am too bad it is over...

  • Well now I cannot agree that Parky is talentless a man who has lasted as long as he has and been so popular has got something going for him wether itis talent or intelligence it is certainly worth having and I would add to that a charming manner which does bring out the relaxed best in the majority of his guests Meg Ryan being the only exception I can think of and what a twat she was during that interview I guess she was suffering post Russel Crowe ..wounds .poor girl.

  • I miss Parky ! :(

  • Il Duce! Boondock Saints

  • @packoftwenty It's not a documentary were watchin its comedy, its not what he's telling it's the way he tells it. He's a great story teller!

  • @packoftwenty its good filler.Bring back Parky!

  • @packoftwenty Where HAVE you been all his life?......

  • Isn't Billy just so handsome?

  • i've meet billy at got to hang with him for a day. he is the nicest and funniest man i have ever meet.

  • @kravstew; just to put it in context how many men have you met?

  • @army8003435 quite a few. most where decent people. some where douches like george thorogood. tina turner, billy and chris Isaak where prob the nicest.

  • @kravstew Aww g8

  • Connolly is AWESOME!!!!

  • I'd really like to find two morons who thumbed down this clip and punch them in the face.

  • @smck001 - kindly go fuck yourself :)

  • absolute legend

    hes the best comedian ever lived

  • billy connolly = god

  • Why are some people so anti-Billy here. Can't believe some of you are saying that he is arrogant and not funny. If you watch the world tours series and the documentaries that he did - he is always sincere, gentle, insightful and humble.

    And he makes me cry with laughter. He is a very genuine guy with an amazing sense of humour and ok, so he swears sometimes. So do many others and he doesn't swear to get the laughs. He doesn't need to

  • @CMOT101 True dat.

  • hes a god what age is billy?

  • I cried through this.  Bloody legend.

  • omg we miss parky

  • Living legend, funniest man on the planet imo.

  • just watched biliy i saw him 30 yrs ago nowt changed mills efecct ur very welome i agree its your view so give it i have no probs just watch a brill guy

  • @bluewren2 I remember the first time I ever saw Billy Connolly and it was on Parkinson in 1975. There had never been anyone like him on British TV before and his impact was unbelievable. Even my mother, a prim and proper, convent-educated Catholic, had tears of laughter streaming down her face as she watched him.

  • @YoungPike to each his own

  • @bluewren2 i think he is great, best from britain but that's just my opinion.

  • @bluewren2

    Who the fuck are you to try and discredit one of the best comedians to have ever lived? Connolly, along with a select few others, is a diamond in a sea of shit.

    Name one English comedian better than Billy Connolly. In fact, name ANY comedian better than Connolly. I can only think of 3 or 4 who may qualify, and all of them are dead.

  • @bluewren2 whatever. to each his own. i like him. i rarely loose attention when listening to him.

  • @bluewren2 he doesn;t overuse the f word, thats just the way we talk in scotland.

    im from a similar area to where billy grew up, a working class area and the most commonly used words are 'fuck' and 'cunt', just the way it is. billy is a storyteller, he's telling it like he would tell it on the street, down the pub, or in the shipyards to his mates.

  • @bluewren2 if you are so irratated y him why would you then go throught the effort of searching him on youtube and then righting that nonsense

  • @noreexic because that's just the way I am when someone who should be so much better isn't.Sorry if it offends you.

  • Wonder who that guy was

  • One of the only TV interviewers who actually listens to his guests and let's them speak

  • im kinda annoyed this show ended before i was old enough to appreciate it

  • @666DILLINGER Great to hear a youngster who appreciates the older style chat show. No propoganda bulls**t of Kyle or Springer, just genuine chat and great laughter.

  • @stewartshedden they ae completely different shows.....

  • @666DILLINGER be annoyed more. no comics exist nowadays with the same wit as billy. you young cunts are all fucking losers.

  • I remember the show when Billy and sting sang and played as far as I remember a guitar and a bandjo. Cannot remember the name of the song.

  • does any1 know wer i can get the interview of billy connolly and sting.. think they played a song.. nearly sure it was parkinson..

  • I have a feeling it might have been 'Blue Christmas'. Certainly it was an Elvis song. It wouldnt surprise me if it was on youtube somewhere! lol

  • it was parki

  • Ahh Billy! The best thing to come out of Glasgow since the Gesga Kiss

  • Can I ask you to consider this......you are an absolute toss!

  • why do you watch him? fancy words you may have, a sense of humour you don't

  • scott u must b a dick if u think billys no funny clown

  • ''i think he's no funny clown'', what does that mean? he is one of the funniest men in the country

  • @normwebs yeah cos no comedian used profanity and I'm sure if he said he was going to put the world right he didn't mean it seriously - you know.. with him being a COMEDIAN... f**king pillock

  • seanjosephhayes. Thank you for your kind words. Billy Connolly takes himself very seriously. Did you mean that Billy is 'f**king pillock' ? If so, I am pleased you agree with my estimation.

    Incidentally, what does 'f**king' mean.

  • Lol can't believe you actually think that.. Nope I didn't mean he is.. It's a way of not properly spelling the F word seeing as it offends some people clever clogs

  • @normwebs

    You say a word agrees with your estimation and then ask what it means?? WTF???

  • @camsquirrel I know what pillock represents. A 45 year old Billy Connolly fan. Do you normally write or even speak with initials ? Corresponding with you must be very inspiring.

  • @normwebs It wouldn't be for you, Norm, because fluent English or German is needed for that.

  • And yet you watch a video of him and follow it up with a negative comment. Fuck off, eh?

  • @TheMillsEffect Well done. You react exactly as I expected. No doubt Billy will be proud of you.

  • @normwebs

    I don't give a crap how you expect me to react.

    I'm just trying to understand the mentality of someone who goes out of their way to troll people over a comedian they really like. How empty is the rest of your life, if this is how you spend your time?

    Once again I say, fuck off eh?

  • @TheMillsEffect Thank you for your courteous, sensitive response. I was trying to demonstrate the crassness and crudeness of your hero. Have I upset you ? I thought you might be grateful for an objective opinion. It seems not.

  • @normwebs

    Drop the sarcasm mate. Nobody finds it amusing.

    What makes you think Billy Connolly is my hero?

    Also, no opinion is objective. That's why it's called an opinion. Moron.

  • @normwebs I'll never understand the mentality of people who don't like Billy Connolly coming to a Billy Connolly video to tell everyone.

    You don't like him. Fine. Go watch someone you do like.

  • @MissTeeenAIabama agreed. the whole issue of going on a video just to diss it is completly beyond me. they must have somthing better to do with thier time.

  • There is a lot of excellent comics about just now but IMO Billy Connolly is the best of the best.

  • Amazin... miss the show and connolly is a legend

  • @artizhan The joke was about a man who killed his wife, buried her and left her bare backside showing so that he could insert the front wheel of his bicycle between the cheeks!!!! (park his bike)!!

  • you put the front wheel between her arse cheaks

  • over 35 years later and he has the exact same energy and love for comedy, its so rare to see a comedian who can have you pissing yourself at age 8, 18 and 28.

  • Yeh i started watching him when i was 6 or 7 and now im 24 and i can still watch the same videos and they're as funny as ever

  • Had me on the floor laughing from the age of 5

  • connelly is god

    and parky is his profet

    ohh f##k

    blasfemy

  • End of a legend and a great enduring twosome, Parky and Connolley..................sad­ly all things must go into the history can.....shame!!

  • Brilliant!

  • Long live Big Yin

  • ''why did u leave her bum out, Aye well i need somewhere to park ma bike"

  • Billy Connolly, comedy legend!

  • i think Parky misses doing this more than anyone.

    glad to see Billy Connolly on his last show. he's such a brilliant mind.

  • I miss you Parky.

  • Yeah.

    We take things for granted,until they have gone,then we realise how important they were.

    Parky more than deserves his retirement,but I'm pissed off that he didn't wait around for this cloning business to get into full swing!.

  • how cool is the big yin

  • The king

  • longest title sequence ever?

  • He's handsome at 65...

  • omg.."the biggest terror i have is smelling of pee"

  • "I used to think it'd be going to bed to have sex, now I just think it as going to bed."

    xD

  • this was a great show...

  • " I need somewhere to park my bike" LOL

  • the man has met everybody! it would be difficult to avoid bringing his mates on...and why not when they are as funny and interesting as Billy Connolly!

  • love billy!

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