Well, one very cute little girl grew up to be your pal Palua Wahine so all kids can't be so bad. Remember their little brains are not adult brains for a very long time!
I waited to watch this becuz several ppl told me what you said about children and I wasn't sure how I would take it. But to each his/her own. I love my kids and they brighten my day each day.
i think children are uninteresting and boring too!!! lolololol i have a kid but she always wants me to watch things and look at drawings and i'm like...no!
what stimulant are you on?
and do you think molding a mini-madison into a mini-adam would be cool?
children are SO selfish. rawrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!
want my kid? LOL i'll send her to you when she turns 12.
youre so wrong Rush. haha. i guess every person is different. Chidlren can be difficult but their a blessing. After a LOOOONG day I always look at my son when he's sleeping and am so grateful to have him.
Its 6am here and I had a hard time keeping up with the video.. but I haven't went to bed yet, lol. I married at 18, had one child and now at 46 I am doing things that most folks did when they were in their teens or 20's. I am playing catch up so to speak, but if I had to do it all over again I wouldn't have changed a thing. Madison is a great name!
Well, I think oatmeal cookie ice cream just MIGHT be worth digging through the trash for. Oh dear heart, I know what you mean about not eating alone...it seems more seedy/alcoholically (word?) that way.
I know very few people our age that aren't married & don't have kids. And, you're right, when people get married they kind of avoid their single friends like the plague. I understand that they are in a new season of their life, but, what, do we have leprosy now?!
I don't know if I ever want kids either (much to my mom's dismay). I am way too selfish & I want to travel & have fun & not be tied down to the typical soccer mom lifestyle (unless of coarse, I am a trophy wife).
WHAT?! LOL this was the best video ever. I never want children ever. Sometimes I think I would love to raise one in my image, but Sean and I are pretty sure we don't want kids. We want to just keep on pursuing our careers and then with all our money travel the world. :P I was not a selfish child either... I was the behaved, "good" child. My sister was a BRAT :/
God, I can't even agree with you more. I want to get married, I don't want the status middle-class, middle-America life. NOT FOR ME!
Heehee! You are silly, but very honest! Ben and Jerry are two evil little milk men that make deliciously tempting evil ice cream!! I've got a pint of coffee heath bar crunch sitting in my freezer, it's been whispering my name all night long. I.cant.resist.much.longer!!!
yeah!. it is kind of sad but i guess that is just how it works out. they get to be all happy and in love but at least we have out independence keri! lol. DECLARE IT!
That ice cream sounds amazing. I used to always get oatmeal Teddy Grahams and mix them in cookies&cream ice cream and it was like if heaven were real and edible that's what it would taste like.
i was never a sweets or ice cream type of guy (i've always been the pasta and salty guy) but lately I just a big old fat-kid piece of chocolate cake and ice cream. no good!
Geez Louise! lol! Am I dilated? 12 Year old can be very interesting! You are fricking hilarious!!!! I love watching your videos!!!! Kids are selfish....lol! We don't have kids and grew apart from our friends with kids....it just happens!!! DAMN I love Peanut Butter!
ahaha. yeah. it is just how it is. people who are married with kids hang out with other people who are married with kids! yay for people without kids (especially those who love peanut butter!)
thats not true all the time. haha. Im not married but have a child and I dont hang out with people with children. Im usually the only one in a group with a baby <3.
I hate to tell you this, but you wouldn't to be able to change (or "mold") jack if you adopted a 12 year old kid. Believe me. After 5 years old, the deal is pretty much sealed. Ice cream?? You had to talk about ice cream. OMG.
Can you please just let me live out my twisted little fantasies where I have an army of little Adam's roaming the country with their empty yet fabulous little souls! JEEZ LADY!
Hell NO! Shoot! If your little "Army of Madisons" ever materialized, I would have to quit my job just so I could watch all their demented videos!!!! LOL LOL LOL LOL
Okay, not really just wanted to be dramatic.(lol) Come on....you know you want a "wittle" Adam or/and Adamlina running around messing up your perfect apartment.(lol)
Oh my god. I never thought anyone shared the same views with me on children. Or was at least brave enough to say it out loud. I usually write off my friends that have kids because I'm so uncomfortable around kids, I can't even stand it.
That ice cream sounds so good. And the faces towards the end, although adorable, confused me. LOL
Yeah.. it's very strange, because I don't do it intentionally.. When a friend is expecting children, I am so happy for them and excited.. But something just happens along the way.
Not sure if I'll ever be at that stage in my life! I may end up writing mySELF off. Haha
Glad all is well, and you're not getting down on yourself about the eating
adam on the bed videos are always epic... this one is begging for a steph remake...
Anyhow, were you on drugs? :P
I tried calling you today from my computer; you probably got a missed call from like 12345678... or something like that. Anyway... yeah bro, I don't got advice, because I'm not about giving it at this time.
Just know I'm watching and listening... and I plan to be your stalker when your show airs... so be be afraid.
we need more people like you in the world,
Grudgeman 2 years ago
you are a cock
KYRIACOS84 3 years ago
Well, one very cute little girl grew up to be your pal Palua Wahine so all kids can't be so bad. Remember their little brains are not adult brains for a very long time!
rezina97229 3 years ago
yeah, you have no business ever having children.
tobybroadie 3 years ago
"i feel like i dont gain alot of weight from icecream" Hahahaha omg i love this hugs you adam
GirlUnraveled 3 years ago
Yes, you should see your mother so you have reason to binge again. Pot, kettle, black... much?
UrFavoriteG2CMembers 3 years ago
hey hun you been drinking and camming again :)
Stacey3272 3 years ago
Hope you are doing ok... sounds like you have a lot of stuff going on and behind this video.
makingachangefl 3 years ago
I waited to watch this becuz several ppl told me what you said about children and I wasn't sure how I would take it. But to each his/her own. I love my kids and they brighten my day each day.
work2Bthin 3 years ago
i think children are uninteresting and boring too!!! lolololol i have a kid but she always wants me to watch things and look at drawings and i'm like...no!
what stimulant are you on?
and do you think molding a mini-madison into a mini-adam would be cool?
children are SO selfish. rawrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!
want my kid? LOL i'll send her to you when she turns 12.
rushedartist 3 years ago
youre so wrong Rush. haha. i guess every person is different. Chidlren can be difficult but their a blessing. After a LOOOONG day I always look at my son when he's sleeping and am so grateful to have him.
Girl, I'll take your kid. how old? haha
chunkyricanxo 3 years ago
Its 6am here and I had a hard time keeping up with the video.. but I haven't went to bed yet, lol. I married at 18, had one child and now at 46 I am doing things that most folks did when they were in their teens or 20's. I am playing catch up so to speak, but if I had to do it all over again I wouldn't have changed a thing. Madison is a great name!
Jinxie228 3 years ago
Well, I think oatmeal cookie ice cream just MIGHT be worth digging through the trash for. Oh dear heart, I know what you mean about not eating alone...it seems more seedy/alcoholically (word?) that way.
angie8088 3 years ago
this kid needs to go to rehab...
rosymosquera 3 years ago
I know very few people our age that aren't married & don't have kids. And, you're right, when people get married they kind of avoid their single friends like the plague. I understand that they are in a new season of their life, but, what, do we have leprosy now?!
I don't know if I ever want kids either (much to my mom's dismay). I am way too selfish & I want to travel & have fun & not be tied down to the typical soccer mom lifestyle (unless of coarse, I am a trophy wife).
kristea0337 3 years ago
um...I don't know what you were on, but that was kind of scary.
dannodepf 3 years ago
you loved every second of it.
alifelessboring 3 years ago
I'm sorry - I laughed through this entire video.
"I don't feel like I gain a lot of weight from ice cream."
"I should not be recording."
"Dialated."
And the end!!! Oh, dear. <3
antishay 3 years ago
WHAT?! LOL this was the best video ever. I never want children ever. Sometimes I think I would love to raise one in my image, but Sean and I are pretty sure we don't want kids. We want to just keep on pursuing our careers and then with all our money travel the world. :P I was not a selfish child either... I was the behaved, "good" child. My sister was a BRAT :/
God, I can't even agree with you more. I want to get married, I don't want the status middle-class, middle-America life. NOT FOR ME!
antishay 3 years ago
Yup! Your definitely dilated. Probably like 6 cm or so. Cheers!
winelover215 3 years ago
ahahaha! it's a deer ass, mandy. DUH!
alifelessboring 3 years ago
Boi what u smokin??? AND can u get me some.........lol
builtone28 3 years ago
Hey drunky, this DOES beg for a remake. ;) <3 ,#
PaluaWahine 3 years ago
lol. well at least you can't say it is sexual!
at least i hope not :/
alifelessboring 3 years ago
Your totally dilated! \m/
realityb3n 3 years ago
you sound like me after a dose of nyquil. I love that stuff.
sykoshadostar 3 years ago
Heehee! You are silly, but very honest! Ben and Jerry are two evil little milk men that make deliciously tempting evil ice cream!! I've got a pint of coffee heath bar crunch sitting in my freezer, it's been whispering my name all night long. I.cant.resist.much.longer!!!
ceramicheart150 3 years ago
Seriously, I think this is my favorite vlog of yours. Lots of random goodness.
Side note..Ben and Jerrys Oatmeal Cookie Ice Cream is my all time fave yum yums!
DolceVita1983 3 years ago
it is SO good. thank god they don't sell it in any bigger size than a pint.
alifelessboring 3 years ago
Yeah found myself looking for that a few times....few too many times.
BTW following you on tumblr...amazing photos! I'm still figuring it all out.
DolceVita1983 3 years ago
LOL you want a low-self esteem kid? Dude you need major detox lol you are such a weirdo, i LOVE it! :)
soylaunica76 3 years ago
i am weirder than you'll ever know! haha.
alifelessboring 3 years ago
Geez Louise!
haha Loved it! I think i'm totally with ya on the friends getting married thing.
My best friend is getting married and things are SO different now. I hate it!
Blah. Down with marriage!! :P
KeriLyn2980 3 years ago
yeah!. it is kind of sad but i guess that is just how it works out. they get to be all happy and in love but at least we have out independence keri! lol. DECLARE IT!
alifelessboring 3 years ago
YES! SWEET INDEPENDENCE!
That's right, Dammit! :D
KeriLyn2980 3 years ago
That ice cream sounds amazing. I used to always get oatmeal Teddy Grahams and mix them in cookies&cream ice cream and it was like if heaven were real and edible that's what it would taste like.
ambtripleb 3 years ago
please don't give me ideas. that sounds so good!
i was never a sweets or ice cream type of guy (i've always been the pasta and salty guy) but lately I just a big old fat-kid piece of chocolate cake and ice cream. no good!
alifelessboring 3 years ago
Hahaha you are soo random Adam, I love it! This whole video made me smile like crazy for some reason :)
digupmyheart 3 years ago
ahaha. i am an absolute mess and i want the whole damn internet to know, kelly.
alifelessboring 3 years ago
Geez Louise! lol! Am I dilated? 12 Year old can be very interesting! You are fricking hilarious!!!! I love watching your videos!!!! Kids are selfish....lol! We don't have kids and grew apart from our friends with kids....it just happens!!! DAMN I love Peanut Butter!
KarlaKayM 3 years ago
ahaha. yeah. it is just how it is. people who are married with kids hang out with other people who are married with kids! yay for people without kids (especially those who love peanut butter!)
alifelessboring 3 years ago
thats not true all the time. haha. Im not married but have a child and I dont hang out with people with children. Im usually the only one in a group with a baby <3.
I want to see more "weird"/random videos. niiiice
chunkyricanxo 3 years ago
I hate to tell you this, but you wouldn't to be able to change (or "mold") jack if you adopted a 12 year old kid. Believe me. After 5 years old, the deal is pretty much sealed. Ice cream?? You had to talk about ice cream. OMG.
littlesheree 3 years ago
Can you please just let me live out my twisted little fantasies where I have an army of little Adam's roaming the country with their empty yet fabulous little souls! JEEZ LADY!
alifelessboring 3 years ago
Hell NO! Shoot! If your little "Army of Madisons" ever materialized, I would have to quit my job just so I could watch all their demented videos!!!! LOL LOL LOL LOL
littlesheree 3 years ago
omg i love ice cream and you.
that was fabulous
zurplemoon 3 years ago
ahaha. thank you dear!
alifelessboring 3 years ago
I am highly offended and will no longer watch your videos.
planetsparky 3 years ago
Just kidding.
planetsparky 3 years ago
I <3 MOTHERS!
alifelessboring 3 years ago
I love ya, but dang boy, you's a weirdo.
quinnquailquack 3 years ago
and it only gets weirder!
scary stuff going on up here.
alifelessboring 3 years ago
But you know what's even weirder than you? The fact that I love how weird you are.
quinnquailquack 3 years ago
As a mother i'm TOTALLY offended!
Okay, not really just wanted to be dramatic.(lol) Come on....you know you want a "wittle" Adam or/and Adamlina running around messing up your perfect apartment.(lol)
queenq24 3 years ago
haha. i am all good with visiting others childrens but i would be the WORST parent *ever* -- my genetic code shall die with me!
alifelessboring 3 years ago
I love your inebriated videos. they make me smile.
rosehipsforu 3 years ago
thank you!
alifelessboring 3 years ago
I think this is the saddest thing I've watched all day. I think you should call your mother. I'm sure she's very proud.
As for children being uninteresting and boring, it is self-centered, stupid adults that I find uninteresting and boring.
bezbe205 3 years ago
don't take the above ramblings seriously.
mom says hi!
alifelessboring 3 years ago
What in the hell were you on? haha
Very deep video. Interesting.
Oh my god. I never thought anyone shared the same views with me on children. Or was at least brave enough to say it out loud. I usually write off my friends that have kids because I'm so uncomfortable around kids, I can't even stand it.
That ice cream sounds so good. And the faces towards the end, although adorable, confused me. LOL
You seem sad.. hope all is well
mollzz 3 years ago
all is well! this was filmed after a night out and i could not sleep.
and yeah, i have nothing against kids or people with kids. just not into that scene at this time in my life. haha.
alifelessboring 3 years ago
Yeah.. it's very strange, because I don't do it intentionally.. When a friend is expecting children, I am so happy for them and excited.. But something just happens along the way.
Not sure if I'll ever be at that stage in my life! I may end up writing mySELF off. Haha
Glad all is well, and you're not getting down on yourself about the eating
mollzz 3 years ago
adam on the bed videos are always epic... this one is begging for a steph remake...
Anyhow, were you on drugs? :P
I tried calling you today from my computer; you probably got a missed call from like 12345678... or something like that. Anyway... yeah bro, I don't got advice, because I'm not about giving it at this time.
Just know I'm watching and listening... and I plan to be your stalker when your show airs... so be be afraid.
tbossbone 3 years ago
i didn't get a call. or maybe i did.
seems like i am ignoring every other call that i am getting lately. haha.
i hope i was under some kind of influence while making this. ridiculous stuff!
alifelessboring 3 years ago