Snakes on a Plane-Teaser Trailer

[smorimoto100]

alligtor on a speed boat

[BreyerCool]

I have a snake :)

[BMHall97]

raccoons on a space shuttle

[FutureLHpilot]

Delta should put this movie into their IFE

[TheTwilightSagaHeart]

i'm taking a 16 hours flight to Thailand, next week. This is SO not comforting... O.o

[FutureLHpilot]

@TheTwilightSagaHeart same here, haha. well im going to europe but anyways...

[BoboCarsi]

did he just call the snakes niggas?

[somehominid]

0:31

Uhh maam theres a snake in your bra

[yomama629]

I've had it with these motherfucking snakes on THIS MOTHERFUCKING PLANE!!

-------And that's what the whole movie was about

[TihiTC]

poor kitty :(

[skillet1229]

@TihiTC yea thats sad :(

[1ns4ne1d10t]

Instead on snakes on a plane it should be called Boas on a Boeing lol

[DjLeisti]

heh probably because that would be a too funny name :P haha .. never heard about this movie though ..

[1ns4ne1d10t]

Film makers should think about what scares people more than snakes. I think the only thing on a flight that really genuinely horrifies people is muslims with beards & turbans quietly reading the Koran. I'd much rather share a plane with a load of poisonous man eating snakes roaming free than share a plane with an islamic group of men!

[aisumi123]

@1ns4ne1d10t :(

[1ns4ne1d10t]

@aisumi123 I have a film of a disasterous flight with muslim men on it, its called "Tubans riding the turbines"

[aisumi123]

@1ns4ne1d10t liar

[1ns4ne1d10t]

@aisumi123 Ummm... It was mean't to be a bit of a sarcastic joke

[Eddie100792]

what about, tigers on a bus?

[CarterSheehanTV]

that would be a short movie

[melkor116]

@Eddie100792

Yes.

[lukeyduke434]

this movie was so funny XD it's a comedy not a horror XD

[anderlecht2703]

the funny part is wen the guy throws the dog XD

[JadenTheCoolGuy]

Well now we know the setting for the new AvP movie.

[z4crad]

two deadly alien races fighting on a plane, while some arab terrorist tryn to highjack the same plane, while an ex veteran from vietnam (clint eastwood) tormented by his past fight the aliens, the predators the terrorists and a very pissed off captain, he also will discover than a very old and secret criminal organization called The Iluminatti are behind 9/11

that would be a perfect plot for the next AVP movie :P

[RougeWolfFang]

yer if u see the music video by cobrastarship

'Snakes on A Plane'

thats basically sayin how the snakes got on the plane and its only because a hotchick distracts the x-ray guy! the x-ray guy is a perv but the US or UK or any NAtions airport security would arrest the woman on suspicion of Security breach!

Still a good movie though!

[RougeWolfFang]

you all say how this movie is a load of sh*t.

but come to think of it, id like to see any of you produce a better movie and actualy gain a profit and good reviews

I saw it and it aint half bad!

[Cafallia]

I really liked this movie *shrug*

I don't see what everyones problem is with it...

admittedly the story line is a bit dodgy in places but it was an awesome film :S

[readingginbed]

@Cafallia I agree!!!! Everyone I've talked to thought it was stupid but I've seen worse movies.

[JenkBigQ]

i liked the movie, more funny than scary too me at most parts though lol

[gaypokemon]

did anyone that actually watched this even like it? out of the 200 people in alll the US that didnt watch it high, did any of them give a thumbs up?

[theonlyoskar]

I remember watching the trailer in the cinema and bursting out laughing

[Sammyoak]

poor cat. Kill thoses damn snakes Samuel L Jackson!

[GhostFace38]

lmfao

[Aalountulai]

Hahah what the hell :D US film makers must come up with something with just a little more sense on it... Snakes on a plane, please.

[patrickmchugh]

Why is it that America feels the need to give terrorists more ideas for bring down planes... fucking ridiculous

[LastCallDothan]

"Why is it that America feels the need to give terrorists more ideas for bring down planes... fucking ridiculous "

i thought the same thing

[lexibunny]

I was so upset when Grace, the old air hostess woman, died... Especially saving the baby! :'( Poor Grace, I'm sueing Flex Alexander >< He should have killed off the guy!!!!

[cky4eva]

not all the snakes were done on the computer. i watched the making of the movie. that huge boa constrictor(?) was real.

[Serenasan]

They ate the Kitty T_T Poor cat

[flausher]

poor cat indeed =( see THIS is why i dont like snakes..cos there scary..lol...this film dont look to good...if nothing else..the plot line is terrible...oh and samuel l jacksons first line i saw of it.."enough is enough, *cocks gun* ive had it with these snakes.." it reeks with american cheesyness...

[Subzero42690]

Screw the cat, you dont see him die. The little chihuahua on the other hand... (He!He!)

[ilikevideos9]

this film makes snakes look bad but actually they are great =]

[DeutschKompanie1944]

im embarased to live in a country that produced this movie.

[taenglaseng]

what i mean was the snakes attacking..

[taenglaseng]

and the guy got bitten on his dick.. and the black guy on his ass.. LOL.. the movie was ok.. they should have made the snakes look more real.. coz it didnt looked real to me, its looks pretty obvious that it was done the snakes were done int he computer... (although its really that way)

[rocklee758595]

i had enough with those mother fucken snakes on this mother fucken plane

[mastergirl3456]

i saw the movie today the naked girl got bit in the breast

[CosmoGirl849]

That was so gross.

[DavidRPR]

I genuinely thought this film was some sort of spoof until quite recently... it looks even worse now that I know it's not a spoof.

[Samlambert1]

lmao i cant beleive Samuel L Jackson would be in such a shit film

[danquince15]

that film looks so shit!

lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[CrazyAsianFood]

SNL made a skit about this a couple years ago.

[jenniferrock]

They had the original line in there! No M-F'in snakes!

[rarara14]

ahh kitty ! -_-

[GoMJB12]

The movie was amazing! No joke.

[Pwnsome]

Poor cat ;-;

[JustinBaker2567]

OMG!

[Biku]

poor kitty

[jmcnboyz]

The movie is good and creative ut its things like these that give terrorists ideas.

[Sallystruthers]

i saw it its fantastic scares, gore, funny, sammy j, snakes!!!! by far the gr8test reptile ever. i want one now. the girl with the dog mary-kate is gr8

[BLongCA04]

This is going to be the best movie ever made.

[BADLT3]

must see...retarded as hell but awesome at the same f'n time..

[lessthancraig]

awwww so theres snakes on the plane, i was wondering what the title was about

[yleeuw]

this is corny.. must..see..movie!

[kumikouda23]

im gonna see this tomorrow too lmfao is it a comedy? i thought it was horror? XD either way if its horror it looks funny lol

[purleypk]

i'm going to see it 2moro, is it ment to be a comidy?

[Kanadier]

No. Horror.

[ebruce1]

this will be by far the greatest cinematic endevor of all time. PROPS SAMUAL L. that is one hardcore mother f'er

[shirosu]

cheese on a plane

[cholo1510]

HAHAHA Oh god this made my day...I needed a laugh

[overmind2]

BLODDY HELL IM GONA SEE THIS MOVIE

[Clanthanis]

This will be the greatest comedy movie ever.

[PsychoBillyNiki]

wooo im going to the premiere!!!

[beckz911]

omg that looks like the funniest friken thing ive got to see that

[badman621]

gay ass.name..but..looks like a descent movie.i wanna watch it..lol

[Izzlewizzle]

hahahahahahahaha ridiculous i thought this was a piss take.

[zombiema7]

the premise is that somebody tipped off the cargo loader to add a time released crate to let loose 500 snakes on a plane from hawaii to california to kill a witness that sam jackson is transporting. :-/

[Anirbanghost]

He couldn't have just snuck a gun on instead and done it himself?

[flausher]

couldnt they have used a bomb like normal terrorists?? :\

[blanky27]

I like the song for that movie

[BleedWithHonour]

This is gonna own lol

[3dscott]

OOOOOO MYYYY GOD LAME! Why?! GOOD GOD WHY!

[mozkill]

"Snakes On Plane" is ripped off from an old Saturday Night Live skit with John Goodman which has the SSL cast battling fiery Cobras ...

[YourSoUnkool]

is it bad that i think this is gonna be the scariest movie i ever see? (EXTREAM fear of snakes and planes)

[jgh1983]

can someone tell me how the snakes got on the plane?

[phonepimpbill]

It would be bad for Jackson's image to appear in a movie rated less than R. It certainly will have my support.

[arabiansanchez]

Err...Star Wars?

[DocDoom]

But he was in Episode 3 which was PG13. The 'dirtiest' of all star wars.

[amoralphat40oz]

When I saw this trailor before Clerks 2, it got an applause

[Trentesis12a]

hahaha Samuel L Jackson had the rating changed to "R" just so he could say mother fucker.

[DocDoom]

Dang. I think it was R before Samuel L. Jackson's put in his motherfucking tagline.

Especially with that sex scene in the bathroom.

That snake totally bit her titty.

[newton2060]

Films climax features a giant anaconda/python.

[TutuFan101]

I'm seeing that. I mean whats better then a movie called snakes on a plane. Also I did see slither so I got to see this.

[chcken]

SNAKES ON A PLANEEEEEEEEEEEEE

opening night bitttchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!­!!!!

[tayweibread]

i dont get it

why did beckett and everyone else do the song :-/

[gtgoskate]

my god i would have jumped out teh fucking plane lol

[bax323]

fake looking snakes on a plane.

[Sallystruthers]

this movie luks fukin awesome

[ConfuseGISMGauze]

"THAT'S IT...I'VE HAD IT WITH THE MUTHAFUCKIN' SNAKES ON THIS MUTHAFUCKIN' PLANE!!!"

[calvatronic]

ahaha this is hilarious

[Locke2007]

I'm Sick Of Those Mutha fuckin snakes, On The Mutha Fuckin Plane

[xenoploid]

"Get these muthafuckin' snakes off my muthafuckin' plane!"

[Hops44]

haha since when are there flights of stairs on planes?

[TylerX]

On 747s

[zpuldy]

they usually do on flights across the ocean or sometimes cross country

[LordMonaco]

So bad its good!

[Dutiv]

Sam: I've had it with these mothafuckin snakes!

[cabin18]

greatest film of all time

[davidhudgin]

This is going to be the Best bad movie ever! Like RoboVampires.

[Josh1billion]

LOL, Samuel L. Jackson whips a guy with a snake.