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  • I love Poo

  • "find me an alter boy with no gag reflex" LMAO XD!!!

  • This coming from a gay man, I don't find anything homophobic about you...just utter hilarity.

  • I would personally like to thank those idiots who commented on this video saying only gay people get aids. Thank u for letting every one know ur a complete moron. Even straight people gets aids. Now for all u "christians" these videos are meant to be funny so shut the fuck up and enjoy it. Thank you that is all.

  • Once again, some damn funny shit. Keep it up.

  • perfect exemple for why i dislike christians

  • Gayness as you put it is not some thing your born with so its not a challenge

  • @koalakiller24 Find me a alterboy with no gag reflex.

    You heard that, and you still think this is serious?

  • @koalakiller24 Choose not to be gay did you? Were you all like, "hmm, should I get all hot and bothered by that manly figure or maybe that bootyliscious female.What do I want to make me horny?Maybe I should write out the pros and cons. This is going to take some thought." One week later.."I think I have finally got it, weighed all the good things and the bad things and now I have finally chosen, yup I'm ma gonna be straight and stupid" Stupid is a choice too, one you obvious decided on.

  • man juice in my cabooossee!!

    LOL these ppl r funny :D

  • To quote Epicurus, "If god is willing to prevent evil but not able, he s not omnipotent. If he is able, but not willing, he is malevolent. If he is both willing and able, the from whence come evil? If he is neither willing nor able, then when why call him god?" Honestly, I hope this was supposed to be a joke. Its kind of a douchebag thing if it's not, and that's coming from a guy who likes a fuckton of your other videos. Seriously, I hope you guys are kidding.

  • @xxTheMiddleGroundxx Don't worry, they're using satire, just like Edward Current.

  • @xxTheMiddleGroundxx if you saw a "fuckton" of their other videos how do you not think this is Satire?

  • Loamborgazon!

    

  • I find it funny that people don't recognize satire. Especially when its this obvious.

  • Just realized they said all priests were gay!!!!!!

  • you don't deserve to be named after the Benjamite tribe

  • you guys are a group of homophobic assholes who have nothing to do with your time. Fuck you, Fuck you and Fuck you oh by the way straight ppl get aids too you fucking pricks go die and go to fucking hell you assholes

  • @benjaminsd1 Calm down they are making fun of homophobic Christians.

  • @benjaminsd1 You are dumber than a bag of wet hammers.

  • @benjaminsd1 Calm your tits, it's a joke!!!

  • @benjaminsd1 Only gays get AIDS! It's just the New World Order wealthy elite brainwashing machine conspiracy telling you that straight people get AIDS too! You're brainwashed by the NWO! Wake up!!!

  • it looks like your friends have there penis up your ass fuck heads now ex use me while I go put penis up Jesus ass bye the way I am only ten and I think this

  • "You can look at a butt. You can look at a man's butt. You can look at a beautiful man's butt, but don't put your penis in that butt." Literally LOLed

  • U guys for real and did u even read one word of the bible it says being gay is a sin and hugging in the front isnt a sin!!!!!!!! I facepalmed myself because for the first time I've seen a Christian that I'd be embarresed to no

  • @DChafin72 Facepalm yourself again for not recognize satire when it sits on your face you twat. It is a fucking JOKE ding dong...

  • I couldn't stop laughing. That was just too ridiculous.

  • all gays should have to watch this so they know that they are just being singled out to be challenged by god! they can pray away the gay! amen and god b. less!

  • @Raziel8484 Uh...you are a special kind of idiot if you thought this was a serious video rather than one making fun of ridiculous christians like yourself.

  • @trythinkingnow

    well, darn it all.. i was going to use this video to instruct my christian youth group.... guess i'll have to go with ricky gervais' "Noah" video instead !

  • @Raziel8484 Don't be so hasty. I think this video would do just fine. Though for 'Noah lesson day' you have identified a fine choice.

  • @Raziel8484 Well obviously you don't know satire, even when it clearly sits on your face...

    This was meant for narrow-minded christians such as yourself...sad how you believe it. I bet you believe Edward Current is a christian too...pathetic.

  • @sesshoin1 if satire sat on my face it would be an act of sodomy and i would be in a state of mortal sin.

  • @Raziel8484 Ok..so if a baby sits on your face your committing pedophilia? And if jokes sit on your face your committing adultery..riiiggghhtttt. . .

  • nice teeth...

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  • lmao!! this is sooo funny!! theese guys are fucking hillarious

  • fag

    

  • Turn your hat straight, faggot

  • The ending was good

  • Gays are gay

    butch lesbians eat vaginas , get over it

    Never gonna change , doesnt matter how many Retar's there are saying that

    "its a test from all mighty god"

    people can do what they want in there life ,

    but if i do this im punished ....

    Only retards belive in god , its all quiet retarded !xD

  • Gay faggots

  • :[_______________]

  • this is fake right? and the redhead has teeth like satan...

  • ironicaly sexy preist XD

  • LMFAO @ EXIT FOR THERE POOHS LOLOOLOLOLOL

  • Am I the only one who got an Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia vibe from these guys?

  • Holy crap! More closet homos making videos trying to convince the world the they aint gay /facepalm

  • I'm sorry it was so bad i didn't watch the whole thing. So was it pro gay or anti gay?

  • press 3 "prieeeeeeeeeeests!!

  • best retar crew song/video ever

    Thanks!

  • HAHA LOVED THE SONG HOPE TO SEE MORE FROM YO GUYS

  • I love how they're fighting their laughs at the 2 minute mark.

  • niceee

    

  • is this satire?

  • is gayness really a big deal to you? cos if so, everyone has a choice to be gay... oh know im gonna regret this but im gay...

  • @reece798able cool story bro. needs more dragons

  • @TheTeremaster or unicorns

  • @omgbananas2548 and ponies

  • LOL!!

  • fags

  • This is on par with Monty Python

  • This video is hard to masterbate too!!!!!!!!Im a raving gay, anyone wanna hook up for some man on man action?? xxx

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  • How can we ever repay you?

    Find me an altar boy with no gag reflex.

    ...

    Everything we do is free!

    :D Great song guys!

  • GQ and JQ!!!!! Yayyyy!!!!!

  • LMFAO! Another amazingly funny song. And personally, as a fag, I was not offended whatsoever!! "Find me an alter boy with no gag reflex!" hahahahha! Still fuckin laughing!

  • 1:18

  • Teehee. People are having a fight about bibles lol.

  • I got in trouble by accedentaly singing this song on the tram, that shit sticks in your head.

  • omg i love this you guys are too funny!

  • Hilarious as always guys, nice work.

  • Hilarious!

  • LOL, this is one of the craziest songs i've heard from a christian group

  • Hey, it's great to see SCOTT STAPP workin' again!!

  • You guys are pretty damn funny.

  • You're very good a doing crappy stuff.

  • Loved it...wish I'd thought of it, so catchy...

  • shut up it snt a sin 2 do gay acts ok ? & there's a thing called condoms so they dont have to worry about aids i have gay friends who yes have stuck their penis up another guy's ass ! & I find this very very very insulting !

  • ......What Is So Wrong About Gay Acts. God Made Us ALL Unique, And He Accepts Us All As We Are. Ever Heard Of God Loving Us Unconditionally? Ya. Might Wanna Think About What You're Saying Eh.

  • @xoxCONWAYxox God loves the gays, He tells us to love the sinners not the sin, and it is wrong to be gay it says in Leviticus 18:22 "Do not have sexual relations with a man as one does with a woman; that is detestable."

    SO dont go around thinking u know everything... What is so wrong about gay acts? The Holy Bible says that they are wrong just like it talks about stealing and murder and what not and "MOST" Christians/Catholics live their life through the Holy Bible's laws so this is why.

  • @VivaLaLyssa96 "it is wrong to be gay it says in Leviticus 18:22"

    So you also believe eating shellfish is an abomination (Lev 11:10), that those with defects in their sight may not approach the altar of god (Lev 21:20), that male haircuts are forbidden (Lev 19:27), that a farmer may not plant two different crops in the same field (Lev 19:19) that you may possess slaves (Lev 25:44) etc etc etc

    Unless, of course, you're a complete fucking hypocrite.

  • @Skindoggiedog Uh this is not a test of my faith.... U asked a question about gays and I answered it... Ur just spitting nosense because ur pissed off because of the fact that you dont like people answering ur questions that are relevant to the situation...? or that all of your questions are rhetorical?? I have no idea, and you need to read Rev., Exodus, and Acts and put everything into context... Try reading the Bible a few times before you just take out certain versus and use them as a defense

  • @VivaLaLyssa96 - "U asked a question about gays and I answered it"

    No, I didn't.

  • @VivaLaLyssa96 "Try reading the Bible a few times before you just take out certain versus and use them as a defense"

    That's the thing. I know the bible a lot better than most christians, and certainly a lot better than you do.

    So, you cite Leviticus 18:22 as proof that it is 'wrong to be gay'. I cite Leviticus 11:10 as proof that eating shellfish is 'an abomination'.

    Is that true? And if not, why not? What 'context' are we speaking of here?

  • @VivaLaLyssa96 - It seems to me that you're really a little bit overwhelmed, and trying your best to defend your faith, without ever actually thinking about it.

    "And all that have not fins and scales in the seas, and in the rivers, of all that move in the waters, and of any living thing which is in the waters, they shall be an abomination unto you"

    That's the quote from KJV.

    Why is this something we should just disregard, yet Leviticus 18:22 is not?

    What, exactly, is the difference?

  • @Skindoggiedog Uh... why is it something we should just disregard?? Because this video isnt about that... Ur just bringing up irrelavant mess, How about on a Red Lobster commercial we bring that up -_-...? And if u honestly have to ask what the difference is u need alot of help.. Help that i can not give.. WHy dont u write on ur message next time.. Rhetorical question im just going to act like a Jerk-Off and annoy the hell out of u for an entire morning which im sure u would do if i... BYE!

  • @xoxCONWAYxox And im not saying that everyone has to believe in the Holy Bible. Im saying that this is where we base our knowledge on how the world is supposed to work, So I just hope that i helped you figure out What is so wrong about it to Christians. As for other Judgemental idiots... then idk, But Most Churches do allow gays to come in the church.

  • @xoxCONWAYxox "......What Is Wrong About Gay Acts." yes u did Conway..

    and shellfish? ur using that as wht...? I know the Bible to and as for other Christians their faith is among themselves but i do kno the Bible and i know the verses and if u actually read the chapters i gave u.. ud understand so maybe u should try it because u do not know the Bible most. And of course there are new Christians and children Christians so yeah... u probably do know the Bible more than some.

  • @VivaLaLyssa96 For all of your rambling, you really do say very little.

    How about you answer the question I asked?

    What's the contextual difference between Leviticus 18:22 and Leviticus 11:10?

    It's a fairly simple question. Are you able to answer it?

  • @VivaLaLyssa96 - Do you actually know what the bible says should be done to men who lay with other men?

    It says they should be killed.

    So you, as a christian, VivaLaLyssa96, support the execution of homosexuals.

    Just so we know what a piece of scum you really are. You want all homosexuals dead.

    Way to be a great human being.

  • @Skindoggiedog Not that I need to defend him, but the whole point of the gospels (you know, the *main* chapters of Christian faith) is to *break* with the old testament, specifically the part that provide a list of laws. For example: Jesus specifically said to help those in need, even when the law states that you should rest on Sabbath. Bottom line: morality changes over time, and it's not because someone calls himself a Christian that he worships the Vatican or is totally cool with pedophiles.

  • @VivaLaLyssa96 calm the fack down. You're filling my inbox with you're annoying opinions.

  • Everyone has AIDS! AIDS AIDS AIDS!!! AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS!!! Everyone has AIDS! C'mon everybody, sing along!...N..No?...

  • do you imagine singing this at church please guys stop this there is alot of people out there that needs Jesus Christ and this is not the right way please this is a joke to God you guys are making people to make fun of us stop please

  • Hilarious stuff. *air high five*!

  • Gayness is cool, but side-hugging is not?

  • I was walking around in the mall yesterday singing the chorus line "gayness is a special challenge from Jesus to you" and people were looking at me like WTF. Bwhahaha, fuckin' awesome!

  • @TheTruthHurtsYup Found myself doing the same thing.

  • their veryyyy.......... Thoughtful

  • y u be so homophobic, Lal

  • jesus was, gay, correct?

  • was jesus gay?

  • haha its funny seeing how many retarded people cant see the obvious sarcasm in this video. so many uptight people on YouTube don't even fucking finish the video before they start commenting on it.

  • lol i love the i movie sparkle effect

  • LOL

  • This might just be my favorite thing ever. And I'm gay as a garden party.

  • This is supposed to be funny right

  • Brilliant. You guys almost lost your shit on the bridge.

  • so good in a werid way you guys are genious!

  • WTF they are fucking dumb and they are gay they will go home and have but sex ass holes!!!

  • @redtiger1928 Lol. Do you not realize this is a joke? hahaha.

  • this is very wrong god gosent "test" or "punish" us on the earth you are misleading and should be ashamed

  • Oh my god. I just discovered you guys and im pretty much in love.

  • I never thought of it that way. THANK GOD FOR GAYNESS!!!

  • G-sus.

  • fucking epic as hell

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  • @matrixch88 Being gay is not a choice it's who you are you arse and FYI God made everyone unique and in his name that uniqness should be embraced so STFU

  • i am confused is this real???

  • LFMAO, find me an alter boy with no gag reflex! Classic!

  • That oldie guy looks like he's going to rape me. What the fuck.

  • it hurt my head

  • their gay friend gary was FIIIIIINE!!!

  • idiots, they're ridiculing the bible and christianity, not the people that the bible and christianity discriminates against. There's no excuse for your inability to understand these videos since there are FREE dictionaries online that can teach you the definitions of 'parody' and 'satire' if you'd like a helping hand understanding these people's videos.

    I don't understand, you cunts won't laugh at something unless it's a fat kid falling down stairs or something? DAMN.

  • what the fuck is this

  • are you seriuose thats not right!!!???

  • love this! it's about time someone attacked that ridiculous christian line "it's okay to be gay, just don't act like it!" hilarious vid :)

  • There are many things to like about these videos, but the least obvious thing I like is how the characters' names keep changing. Father's House (obvious why that didn't stick), Luke & Peter, Mark & Paul, Matthew & John (and Benjamin...where'd that name come from?). I wonder what's next. Timothy & James? Titus & Philemon?

  • dis is sum bull shit yall no dat right after u got done makin dis video u shouved ur dick soooo far in his ass hole it came out his mouth..... sooo bitch yall need to stop with da bull shit da being gay is wrong cuz im a lez nd im proud of it..... GAY PRIDE

  • @shayla703 I hope you're trolling otherwise you're an idiot.

  • @shayla703

    ...  :S pleese tell me this is a troll post.

  • @shayla703 I think is more disturbing your lack of spelling rather than your lack of humour

  • @shayla703

    Grammar Pride!

  • u guys are asshole FAGGOTS

  • Im a Mormon so... This is fucking hilarious.

  • I love how god is depicted as a white man in Christianity. Christians still don't see how Christianity was a gateway for white supremacy. Which is exactly why Christianity was responsible for enslaving and killing over 100 million blacks in 100 years. Non sense.

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  • im pretty gay and i thought this was hilarious!! stop being so sensitive...

  • Why are people liking this....? If you have gay sex, you'll be punished with AIDS? Pretty certain straight people have the higher risk of AIDS than homosexuals. You're video isn't funny, it is promoting hate.

    Some people are gay, get over it. They can have as much sex as they want, don't desciminate just because you're told to.

    Please, this isn't helping anyone, you're hurting people and me. Take this down...

  • @chelseasunshineable You're hurting people by not realizing this is a joke.

  • @chelseasunshineable unless straights are sharing dirty needles or fucking anything that walks,

  • @chelseasunshineable wow are you ever slow...

  • @chelseasunshineable This song isn't hurting people, it is preaching the love of Christ! I used to commit gay sex all the time, and I was living in sin! This video helped me to realize that Jesus loves me and doesn't want me to have gay sex! Now I go to youth group every week and pray and I'm much happier!

  • @CMO999 Holy fuck buddy of Athena, tell me you're joking. o.0

  • Dudes, love this. I'm a big 'ol lesbian out in california and this crap makes me LAUGH!!!!!! But it's not homophobic.

  • Dag, man! You is crazy! The rap is so-so, you should have the melody more. T'ain't bad. I like the strings in the background too. I'm subscribing, you nut cases. hahahaha!

  • 1:16 "very thoughtful" ; best

  • you guys rock ive downloaded your album´s 5 times each

  • Listen here, You guys seriously have to stop changing your names. It's so bloody annoying.

  • I have this- uhm- "Friend" that's SUPER gay..

    And he love's this song!

    How about swapping numbers? I mean you and my friend..

  • this video is great.

  • lol at haters... they just don't get the MESSAGE... or maybe im just over thinking your lyrics 

  • So much humor

  • What the heck is wrong with these guys... i think they r devil  worshippers trying to confuse people that being gay is ok... for real watching gay porn is ok with God????????? man they actually need to sit down all day andread the Bible and of the real Truth

  • @aordaz21 yeah they suck

  • @aordaz21 Which Bible? The Catholic Bible? The Protestant Bible? The Mormon Bible? The Gnostic Christian Bible? The Jehova Witness' Bible? I'm not talking about different translations here. I am talking about different Bibles, with more or fewer and different books, every single one of which is held up as the inerrant word of an invisible omnipotent creature (man created in his image, meaning he is not man, but some other creature).

  • What the heck is wrong with these guys... i think they r devil worshippers trying to confuse people that being gay is ok... for real watching gay porn is ok with God?????????

  • The Iowa boy is definitely gay.