Beech had the greatest arc in a season of any character i've ever seen. This dude went from a typical weak cracker lawyer to one of the craziest SOB's on the show. Amazing.
This show was stupid as shit. I never could figure out why it got so popular. Although I suppose I should be grateful since it gave HBO the chance to actually make GOOD shows like the Sopranos.
@AngstFisch Why not? From what I've seen on Oz, you just gotta become a fucking psychopath once you get into jail. If you are a bitch or pussy then you get eaten alive. I think I'd probably do okay, I'd just turn a switch in my head and go nuts whenever anyone fucked with me. No one fucks with psychos. Beacher become a psycho, and Schillinger could find no one to kill him, Schillinger didn't even want to do it himself.
@1978atcarroll True, that's what I've heard. Even if he'd gotten his ass beat, they'd still give him a measure of respect for standing up for himself.
@backwoodsninja He should have kicked off against Adebisi when he caught him going through his locker. Sure he would have got beat but would have got some respect, plus it was line up so the hacks would have broken it up before he got too badly hurt.
@1978atcarroll Maybe. but, the funniest thing. I always thought white dudes like fucking little boys up the ass instead of grown men. this show is fake as hell.
@theCuno100 ok,thanks for letting me know.. yes of course enjoyable sex is very important in a relationship,but U can enjoy sex in so many ways.. What I have learned in my life is that if the man treats me with respect and there is trust and love involved I could even be with a guy with that ed then..hell I could settle for a dildo and tickling if it came to that :D ! All I would worry about is how could I be able to satisfy the guy with the ed then.. But now I´m only talking about how I see it.
@theCuno100 :) sorry I don´t know what U mean by that ED..(maybe U will tell me?). Sex is much more than the in-out-in-out thing, and can be satisfying even without it, as long as U have imagination and will to pleasure each other. Im not a slut, don´t want to sound like one, but I´m a bit over 30 so I´ve had time to be in relationships, had guys with very big dick and tiny ones too. Always had fun in bed.. just told them what I like. Not one breakup happened because of the size of the dick :).
@theCuno100 Well boys let me tell ya, it is not really like that...there are small dicks and big dicks and of course all sizes in between, no matter what the race or colour of the man is. Thats is a fact. Funny though how guys keep on arguing about it. Because for us ladies it usually does NOT matter what size a dick is. As long as the man is not a dick himself.. and sometimes we don´t even care about that :). So gentlemen, DO NOT WORRY. Manhood is so much more than a size of your dicks :)
@anninapippuri Lol, well just to tell you, I'm not worried about my size at all. I'm 7 inches fully erect and I know that's enough to satisfy any women. Only sluts and porn stars care about huge dicks. Just thought I comment since you were talking about....size and shit lol
@Psychocide Yeap,no doubt about that. And the magic with dicks is simply how you use it and the rest of the body...and yes, your mind too. This is a funny conversation, I totally agree :D !!!
@anninapippuri LOl, yes it is and it's good to exercise too regularly to keep up your stamina. To me, it should not be that hard to fuck a woman, just foreplay for a while and then stick it in and fuck her, while she gives her cues as to how fast and how hard she wants it and when to slow down. Sure, we guys are thinking about if she really likes it or not, you can tell if she's flushing and quivering especially in her lower body. lol
@Psychocide yes,practice makes perfect :)!And if U are already naked in bed with someone U shouldn`t be shy to tell your partner how U like it, right?I guess nobody can read other person`s mind and I think it`s mostly one`s own fault if sex is not good,and that`s why it`s stupid to fake orgasms.At least you should try and let the partner know what U want and it could be the best sex U ever had..Well at least to me it has worked well; like U said,most guys really do want to make a lady enjoy :D !
@anninapippuri Lol yeah very true. I love it when a woman sucks on my balls, sucks my dick and then plays rough with me on top but not too rough. I also like it when a woman's boobs flop and her ass shakes when I fuck her hard :P
@Psychocide Well that sounds like fun :D ! I hope u have someone who likes to do that to you :)! I like it rough and wild too :D . Now nighty night, or good morning or whatever is proper thing to say in your timezone... it`s past midnight here in Finland and I have to wake up very very early. Thanks for the conversation :)! ps. Oooh shiiittt!! There`s a mouse inside my house, just spotted that!!! Now I can`t sleep after all, actually I am too scared to get my ass off this chair. Great :( .
@anninapippuri Lol that' cool and ok, it was nice talking with you, it's the afternoon here so good afternoon :P. Well if there is a mouse, just kill it lol
Did you guys know that when the actor who played beecher banged his hand against the bars at 0:27 he actually permanantley lost feeling in his index fingers?
@Layzie07 at least it be better than being vern's, sure adebisi is crazy bitch, but he is good/funny/evil crazy bitch, that's better than a sadistic racist/rapist
this first episode is so good, we see everything through beecher's eyes , we would have probably made the same mistake as him, trusting shillinger over adebisi
@SingHouse yeah, probably...a place like that is a nightmare, especially at first, so most new people would tend to be receptive to someone that comes across as friendly as schillinger did
I'll never illegally download anything ever again after watching this show, lol.
FxckCensors 1 week ago
It's funny how Schillinger calls Tobias Beacher Bitcher.
kzfive 1 week ago
Its funny Schillinger is talking to beecher here, not knowing he's going to get whacked by him in a few years.
Jmerino7 1 week ago
Beech had the greatest arc in a season of any character i've ever seen. This dude went from a typical weak cracker lawyer to one of the craziest SOB's on the show. Amazing.
SonnyA89 2 weeks ago
whoever played beecher is a pretty good actor. Look at his face 3:59 when the asshole asks for his MCI number.
klesks8686 2 weeks ago
This show was stupid as shit. I never could figure out why it got so popular. Although I suppose I should be grateful since it gave HBO the chance to actually make GOOD shows like the Sopranos.
SkunkyAngry 2 weeks ago
@SkunkyAngry Judging from your comment, It appears you once encountered a Schillinger type person at one point in your life.
101iamlegend 1 week ago
never noticed this when i first watched the show. pretty messed up putting a cripple in the factory
TheBurg1207 2 weeks ago
I don't want any fucking sponsors; I don't want any fucking routine.
IndividualParties 2 weeks ago
livestock gets branded
IndividualParties 1 month ago
I love that he got stabbed and instantly bleeds through the mouth.
Mrster 1 month ago 2
This was one of the best shows
Wayfarer515 1 month ago 2
Fags.
SeminarioMAE 1 month ago
i got this season on my birthday a long time ago.
DSkehan2004 1 month ago
i'd rather kill myself than to live in a place like oz
whatsgoingon07 1 month ago
Man I loved this show. Poor Beecher he was fucked either way.
karrondavis 2 months ago
Jesus I would neeever make it in prison.
AngstFisch 2 months ago 6
@AngstFisch Why not? From what I've seen on Oz, you just gotta become a fucking psychopath once you get into jail. If you are a bitch or pussy then you get eaten alive. I think I'd probably do okay, I'd just turn a switch in my head and go nuts whenever anyone fucked with me. No one fucks with psychos. Beacher become a psycho, and Schillinger could find no one to kill him, Schillinger didn't even want to do it himself.
justin7560 1 week ago
These guys are really good actors! Talking improvisation of fucking a man in his ass and not forgetting that's it's all in the script!
kalimaganeshshivan 2 months ago
vern lost ALOT of weight during the course of the show
jukka4president 3 months ago
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Man Dino was the hot shot for the first episode and then boom. I was so mad that he was not in all of the episodes.
ooyohm20 3 months ago
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ooyohm20 3 months ago
8:20 Vern specializes in light armor.
DaveTheBunny 3 months ago
Dude at 0:18 got a phat ass booty
yungkillah07 4 months ago 2
You, Boy!
Srd1126 4 months ago
What are you in for? Shaving points off your golf stroke?
cheperth 4 months ago
Schillinger Dislikes
TheChrisDAmatoShow 5 months ago
If he'd stood up to the nigger that pushed him out of the phone line, he might have been all right.
1978atcarroll 6 months ago
@1978atcarroll True, that's what I've heard. Even if he'd gotten his ass beat, they'd still give him a measure of respect for standing up for himself.
backwoodsninja 6 months ago
@backwoodsninja He should have kicked off against Adebisi when he caught him going through his locker. Sure he would have got beat but would have got some respect, plus it was line up so the hacks would have broken it up before he got too badly hurt.
Djarra 6 months ago
@Djarra Haha. Yeah, and knowing Adebisi, he probably would've liked Beecher if he'd stood up to him.
backwoodsninja 6 months ago
@1978atcarroll herp derp derp derp herp stood up be alright DERP.
Doublehelixx23 1 month ago
@Doublehelixx23 Who asked you, ya fucking cocksucker.
1978atcarroll 1 month ago
@1978atcarroll derpa derpa derp herp derp cocksucker.
Doublehelixx23 1 month ago
@Doublehelixx23 Herpa derp derp herpity blow it out your ass.
1978atcarroll 1 month ago
@1978atcarroll herp the derp derpety derp derpington ass.
Doublehelixx23 1 month ago
@Doublehelixx23 & 1978atcarroll
You guys are Da Derp Dee Derp Da Teetley Derpee Derpee Dumb, rated pg 13.
IndividualParties 2 weeks ago
@1978atcarroll Maybe. but, the funniest thing. I always thought white dudes like fucking little boys up the ass instead of grown men. this show is fake as hell.
101iamlegend 1 week ago
@theCuno100 ok,thanks for letting me know.. yes of course enjoyable sex is very important in a relationship,but U can enjoy sex in so many ways.. What I have learned in my life is that if the man treats me with respect and there is trust and love involved I could even be with a guy with that ed then..hell I could settle for a dildo and tickling if it came to that :D ! All I would worry about is how could I be able to satisfy the guy with the ed then.. But now I´m only talking about how I see it.
anninapippuri 6 months ago
@theCuno100 :) sorry I don´t know what U mean by that ED..(maybe U will tell me?). Sex is much more than the in-out-in-out thing, and can be satisfying even without it, as long as U have imagination and will to pleasure each other. Im not a slut, don´t want to sound like one, but I´m a bit over 30 so I´ve had time to be in relationships, had guys with very big dick and tiny ones too. Always had fun in bed.. just told them what I like. Not one breakup happened because of the size of the dick :).
anninapippuri 6 months ago
@theCuno100 Well boys let me tell ya, it is not really like that...there are small dicks and big dicks and of course all sizes in between, no matter what the race or colour of the man is. Thats is a fact. Funny though how guys keep on arguing about it. Because for us ladies it usually does NOT matter what size a dick is. As long as the man is not a dick himself.. and sometimes we don´t even care about that :). So gentlemen, DO NOT WORRY. Manhood is so much more than a size of your dicks :)
anninapippuri 7 months ago
@anninapippuri Lol, well just to tell you, I'm not worried about my size at all. I'm 7 inches fully erect and I know that's enough to satisfy any women. Only sluts and porn stars care about huge dicks. Just thought I comment since you were talking about....size and shit lol
Psychocide 6 months ago
@Psychocide Yeap,no doubt about that. And the magic with dicks is simply how you use it and the rest of the body...and yes, your mind too. This is a funny conversation, I totally agree :D !!!
anninapippuri 6 months ago
@anninapippuri LOl, yes it is and it's good to exercise too regularly to keep up your stamina. To me, it should not be that hard to fuck a woman, just foreplay for a while and then stick it in and fuck her, while she gives her cues as to how fast and how hard she wants it and when to slow down. Sure, we guys are thinking about if she really likes it or not, you can tell if she's flushing and quivering especially in her lower body. lol
Psychocide 6 months ago
@Psychocide yes,practice makes perfect :)!And if U are already naked in bed with someone U shouldn`t be shy to tell your partner how U like it, right?I guess nobody can read other person`s mind and I think it`s mostly one`s own fault if sex is not good,and that`s why it`s stupid to fake orgasms.At least you should try and let the partner know what U want and it could be the best sex U ever had..Well at least to me it has worked well; like U said,most guys really do want to make a lady enjoy :D !
anninapippuri 6 months ago
@anninapippuri Lol yeah very true. I love it when a woman sucks on my balls, sucks my dick and then plays rough with me on top but not too rough. I also like it when a woman's boobs flop and her ass shakes when I fuck her hard :P
Psychocide 6 months ago
@Psychocide Well that sounds like fun :D ! I hope u have someone who likes to do that to you :)! I like it rough and wild too :D . Now nighty night, or good morning or whatever is proper thing to say in your timezone... it`s past midnight here in Finland and I have to wake up very very early. Thanks for the conversation :)! ps. Oooh shiiittt!! There`s a mouse inside my house, just spotted that!!! Now I can`t sleep after all, actually I am too scared to get my ass off this chair. Great :( .
anninapippuri 6 months ago
@anninapippuri Lol that' cool and ok, it was nice talking with you, it's the afternoon here so good afternoon :P. Well if there is a mouse, just kill it lol
Psychocide 6 months ago
Damn. Trading one hell for another. Still a great show.
CyberCopFiveO 8 months ago
you're ass is mine=P
cami725 8 months ago
i love Adebisi!!! sexc devil!
phoney98 8 months ago
Did you guys know that when the actor who played beecher banged his hand against the bars at 0:27 he actually permanantley lost feeling in his index fingers?
hakoon1234 9 months ago
@hakoon1234 define permanently
Aristox116 7 months ago
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@Aristox116
i.e Forever! Well actually it's according to wikipedia so i dont know how reliable that is, also it says one of his index fingers, not both.
hakoon1234 7 months ago
@hakoon1234
i.e Forever! Well actually it's according to wikipedia so i dont know how reliable that is, also it says one of his index fingers, not both.
hakoon1234 7 months ago
the snake lures beecher to his doom
westben2000 9 months ago
id rather get raped by a small white dick then a dinosauric adebisi cock 8) plus adebisi probably has aids as well 8)
killer0in0training 10 months ago 3
@killer0in0training
im white and i sure as hell dont have a small dick.
by the way you sound gay as hell
Alba12349 8 months ago
@Alba12349 how are you gonna be homophobic and watch oz? I just don't get it.
cableaccesslover 8 months ago
I loved this show. Thanks for the episodes.
bkjane 10 months ago
my toby looks so good,,,i miss him.
lunu05 11 months ago
its a good show but sometimes theres just to much gay shit and gay comments. like tobias and kellers fuckin love story or like at 09:52.
Alba12349 11 months ago
Seriously though... how the fuck did Rebadow know Beecher's wife's name???
CertifiedGooner729 11 months ago
@CertifiedGooner729 God told him. Daaah! Haven't you ever watched the show....
dontlayeggs 10 months ago
Funny to see tobiases evolution during the series...
MrWhitescarf 1 year ago
Ewww, Adebisi didn't even wipe!
herschie91 1 year ago
LMAO Beecher should have known when he first walked into Schillinger's pod and he said: "I'm on top"... he wasn't talkin about the bunks, Beecher. XD
LazyMan9000 1 year ago 8
my becher i miss him
lunu05 1 year ago
imagine if beecher was adebisi's prag and not vern's
Layzie07 1 year ago
@Layzie07 at least it be better than being vern's, sure adebisi is crazy bitch, but he is good/funny/evil crazy bitch, that's better than a sadistic racist/rapist
HueyEscobar56 1 year ago
he should have took the plea bargin
honestly what kind of harvard grad lawyer has two dui's and is still practicing?
gauchebag 1 year ago
The hand licking around 1:40 kind of creeped me out a little.
adkinsjr 1 year ago
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Beecher: "excuse me May I sit here?"
Convict: "No"
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Fred924 2 years ago
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Fred924 2 years ago
god told me!
UniteForgetLeftRight 2 years ago
this first episode is so good, we see everything through beecher's eyes , we would have probably made the same mistake as him, trusting shillinger over adebisi
SingHouse 2 years ago 35
@SingHouse yeah, probably...a place like that is a nightmare, especially at first, so most new people would tend to be receptive to someone that comes across as friendly as schillinger did
MurphGiovanni 1 year ago
@SingHouse yeah they're both evil fucks
Layzie07 1 year ago
aww poor tobias
SingHouse 2 years ago
beecher should've punched that asshole in the throat who asked for his phone card number
MurphGiovanni 2 years ago
"Because now Tobias, your ass belongs to me!!!" Classic.
markstevens36 2 years ago 23
@markstevens36 what is classic about that you raging homo?
lejambon08 8 months ago