Ben Alexander at the Tick Tock diner.

[dodhiatheclown]

There once was a man dressed in black

Whose ideas of family relationships was whack

He chased after his sister

Told her he missed her

And requested a pic of her rack.

[dodhiatheclown]

How about a balloon of a respected and ethical business man? Oh wait-I don't think Ben knows what that is. Maybe a balloon that depicts a balding, pudgy guy that runs a pyramid scheme. Perhaps the balloon man can be shown pulling little balloon dollars out of the pockets of the uninsured balloon artists that work for him. Just a thought.

[yaxchilanitzy]

love the comments especially sence they ask you to watch this befor you start working for them !!

[dodhiatheclown]

Get it?! Crab. Wait for it... Sister! Rimshot.

[dodhiatheclown]

Did you give that crab to your sister??

[dodhiatheclown]

Ok, I'll take the first shot...

With his little dong

He did something quite wrong

And now she sports an anal blister

[dodhiatheclown]

Finish this Limerick contest;

There once was a douchebag balloon twister

With a twisted attraction to his own sister...

[dodhiatheclown]

How about a puppy doing blow or an elephant snorting meth for the kids? Did you go to a special school for douchebags Ben or is it innate?

[BalloonCreations09]

@dodhiatheclown He could do an alcoholic monkey swilling Jack Daniels and a dragon chasing the dragon, kids would love that, especially at Chinese new year. I hear his company sucks as much as his common sense.