Modern Warfare 2 Fun Tactics- Throwing Knife Machine

[theskitzcrew]

did he just say ''rape the video''

[Dmaneman3691]

that smurf bastard

[treydumbass1]

call a guinness!!! haha



[uptownSWAGZ]

@treydumbass1 its cala guinness. not call A guinness

[yourfavoritemanican]

ummm do you know how much it hurts to have pringles come out of your nose

[hmmmmmmmmgood]

Drown yourself

[1pnoe]

An actual useful tactic. :D

[badtoober]

Did anyone else notice it said bullseye as soon as he said it

[couching5000]

lol. when you got a bullseye on the dartboard you got one on cod

[GingaSilence]

u know if u get a teammate 2 stand still u can throw a throwing knife in the right position and it looks like a dick

[philsbootleg]

he sounds a lot different in this video a lot more older

[xDestroying]

Trooper = lvl 69,

You are the best youtuber ever <3

[xxxtremeATCxxx]

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[katybug202]

16 people didn't get a bullseye.....

[ToastedFetus]

It said bullseye when he got a bullseye

[VerticalPS3]

0:51 You picked up a gun instead of da throwing knife XDDD

[PsycoPrankster]

looks like a fucking smurf stuck his gentitials in my walls

[XxdeadxtoxirishxX]

the green part of the like bar looks like Rebbeca Blacks penis

[geramul]

@XxdeadxtoxirishxX Ugh -_-

[Revalish]

that's pretty damn clever.

[LivinLife231]

nice lightsaber you got there

[bamaboy741]

It looks like a smurf stuck its genitles in my wall!!!

[licensedanimal]

This is thee most epuc fun tactic yet

[WigglePuppyFTW]

Modern ShamWow Shit 2 xD

[Terrorstanius]

thumbs up if you use justin bieber's picture as a dart board...

[legendriser]

You so funny

[goohiostate100]

well ive gotten about 4 bulleyes in about 600 tries so definately breaking some records there

[Uatemydoodle]

4 bullseyes in 600 tries lol

[Deathofthered]

is it pach?

[toffy619]

I LIKE HOW EHN HE GETS A BULLSEYE IT SAYS IT ON THE SCREEN LOL

[xxPIKACHUxx52]

great now i have to find fallen286's comment..

[Blitzace53]

4 bulleyes in 600 tries

[MegaKillerchimp]

@Blitzace53 that's pro

[MrsPaledick]

your a naughty boy

[AmbieNZOfficial]

1:03 four bullseyes in about 600 tries

lol hilarious and it rhymes :P

[Spidaboy130]

lol bullseye then he got the bullseye in the game

[alkismuhamedaliev]

hahahaha 2:14



[stupdido8376]

This gun is basically Ronald McDonalds asshole

[stupdido8376]

I ran out of videos to watch made by him O_o lol I hope I can be his xbox friend at some point...my life would then be complete

[squidsyd100]

hands down the funniest person on youtube ever

[boogyman668]

lmao funnhy ass hell

[tziolastube]

cool way go

[kevwin97]

i could'nt tell if he was talking about the game or real darts:p

[omenakookos]

critikal=camel rider is taking incredible kills and laughs

[bebedor1985]

goes out of knives....dies. lol

[pacific14586]

2:19 - He gets a bullseye in real life and in the game.

[fluffypants200]

So funny love ti

[iiReloadd]

uhmmm. hd pvr? i like your quality.

[elmotouchesme97]

you're voice is a monotone, but your commentary is great

[IamPANCAKEdealer]

its 3 not 2

[ArturoVideoful]

2:18 his game said bullseye when he actually got one xD

[TheFlyingAtheist]

modern astronaut shit stain 2

[mega360modzz]

Modern Shamwow Shit 2 :D

[SuperABC58]

You should make a clan

[CombatTrainee]

porn

[amtXZOMBIES]

OMFG Cr1TiKaL, me and all my friends love ur videos we recited almost every saying that u have said in every almost every video,keep making fun tactics and stuff

[LargeFootedLad]

funny how the bullseye is the medal you get when killing someone with a throwing knife and he just happens to be shooting darts :)

[egexxx3169]

My accuracy is really on par today. 

[Travelingmm]

is it weird that at 2:19 when he said he got a bullseye on the dartboard, he also got a bullseye in the game?

[Chaselabonne]

my ears have eargasms from his videos.

[cooldog1972]

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[TheInsaneAzian]

I lost it at 2:13 LOL

[Furey96]

HEY! BULLS EYE!! HOLY SHIT, SOMEONE CALL GUINESS!! XD

[1tazjaz1]

I seriously wonder what you look like xDD You sound attractive, me gusta xD

[BigTimeInsanity]

Love it!!!



[BigLotz15]

Watching this guy while trying to eat/drink will lead to fatal choking from extreme laughter

[Kylex2000]

You almost made me pissed my pants FUCKING HELL

[MrVideosphere]

2:12 :D Awesome xD

[volsrock49]

"Alright, I'm gonna put a little extra zing on this next one here. CICI SABATHIA BITCH!" *smack* "Well, yup that figures. Completely missed the dartboard on that one, I hit the wall."

[kisai1997]

I bet the World Guiness Records laughed their asses off when he tells them how he got the bullseye

[efcdk92]

right in the nose, douche!

[egexxx3169]

CC Sabathia Bitch :D:D 

[ryanstr1996]

I did this the other day and it's actually really effective

[USEmeTOMAHAWKonly]

hahahaha it looks like a smurf stuck his genitals right in my wall :)

[bigbananataco17]

U smurf

[yoshifan277]

You are the funniest guy on YouTube!

[gabygoby62]

You got a bullseye when you got a bullseye!

[CodeRedCardinal]

HAHAH I couldnt stop laughing!!!!!

[planbskaterkid12345]

anyone else noticed at 2:20 hes screaming bulseye!! then he gets a bullseye on the game xD

[iiMuneSnipers]

How can ANYONE dislike this guys videos??

[meboss97]

@iiMuneSnipers could be machinima disliking them cus he and xbox ahoy are both better than machinima

[Burningnof]

He's like fucking Spongebob Squarepant ; absorbing the trowing knifes :P

[MariusSn0en]

Awesome man. You are pro at this game!

[ZyxthePest]

CC Sabathia bitch... *SLAP*

[JIEIBUSxICE]

@NightLion Best you can get is triple 20. Bullseye is 50 point triple 20 is 60 points.

[NightLion7]

the funny thing about this is that when you play mw2 and you get a throwing knife kill the word for it is bullseye and he is playing darts and the best thing you could get (I think) is bullseye

[TheSpencer555]

HOLY SHIT SOMEONE CALL GUINESS

[pol0014]

i once got 6 throwing knives in a row

[halomaster0007]

"completely missed the dartboard on that one" omg... idk why it was so funny, but it was. XD

[Dacpboyz]

lol did anyone els notice on 2:16 he got also a bullseye on mw2

[kriskillerX]

Are you fapping back there ?

[martinsmiths]

@ExpensiveCheese Ray William Johnson is such a fucking douchebag.. please don't tell me you like his vids.

[HackersOfComputers]

@ExpensiveCheese because hes famous?

[StreetNinja991]

I Lol'd at the bulls eye part :')

[Ulmpg]

@ExpensiveCheese I once saw his vid through rwj but i didnt watch his other vids and then i found him again but through his veteran combat training commentary and subbed ;)

[coollava27]

Right as he got a bullseye on the dart board tje screen said bullseye lol

[WelcomeToSF]

@ExpensiveCheese I didnt even know that guy found cr1tikal, i dont watch ray williams johnson

[tactnukeattack25]

best part im watching the gameplay and the all of a sudden hes just like "someone call the guiness book of world records, i just got my fifth bullseye... half way to double digits...LMFAO

[FillupMiCrevis]

Who is ray william johnson?

[rolingpingu]

@FillupMiCrevis Someone who's life is sustained by internet viral videos and memes

[rockcabbage]

@ExpensiveCheese Who the fuck IS Ray William Johnson?

[FasterThanAKenyan]

@rockcabbage The most overrated person on the YouTube.

[NewWendys5]

@ExpensiveCheese can you give me the link to the video of Ray talking about him

[fallen286]

My name is DK x R EA 3 P R

[OneManLovingMachinez]

@fallen286 You reap Donkey Kong?

[fallen286]

Dude I love your videos and if you play xbox 360 you should send me a friend requist

[Shubash98]

@fallen286 Why would he send you a friend request.

[TheXxM4A1xX]

@Shubash98 cuz hes cool like that

[subtleme100]

@Shubash98 modern shamwow shit 2

[Crankeii]

@fallen286 Lol, why the fuck would he send you a friend request?

[JointOpsStudios]

i love the names of hte videos

[Mrjarrett1]

Cr1TiKaL, I love you.

[S1mpleDem0n]

Modern Shamwow Shit 2

[Amatenosu]

SEE SEE SOBATHIA BITCH

[Tbb224]

0:36 lol epic troll in the backround

[21Sig]

@ExpensiveCheese I didn't find out about him from RWJ,so thats better than from RWJ,but worse than before

[jantscott]

@ExpensiveCheese

Who's Ray William Johnson?

[waffleless]

How exactly can such a small knife be more damaging than getting shot like 5 times or something?

[XcanibascorpseX]

Ha nice xD

[Deathnoticeisawsome]

i called guinness

[M34tgr1nd3r]

Thumbs up if you feel lucky that you found Cr1TiKaL's awesome channel with the help of Ray Jay and if you're one of those who happened to stumble accross penguinz0- channel before Ray reviewed one of his videos and you feel like this makes you a crucial member of his fan club then piss off. I couldn't give two flying fucks how you found his channel or when you found his channel, his videos are awesome and the fact that Ray reviewed one and gave him more viewers doesn't make it any less awesome.

[XCrouton111]

@M34tgr1nd3r newfag



[ferrarisarebomb666]

hahahahha cc sabatia bitch hahahahahahashahah

[tomsuperrag]

@ExpensiveCheese in what video was critical featured by raywilliamjohnson? i'd like to see it :3

[somnn2]

@tomsuperrag the one titled "Goofy Run"... basically showing on how crappy QWOP is...

[onepiece441]

@ExpensiveCheese Lol... I found Ray William Johnson from someones comment on Cr1TiKaL's videos.

[gaminggenius531]

@onepiece441 I bet it was mine!

[onepiece441]

@gaminggenius531 Lmfao, it just might be you. I swear I've seen your username before.

[gaminggenius531]

@onepiece441 My god. I'm famous.

[MitchoftheDead]

@ExpensiveCheese Who cares?

[CorneliusTheQuilava]

I would totally buy Modern Shamwow Shit 2. :D

[ak47redwing]

jubus crap thats good

[xQuickill]

The best of all is that he is really good at MW2!

[xQuickill]

w00t!! He shits knives in mid-air!! I love him :D

[TheZeroPWNS]

i shat my self at 2:12

[RagingWalnut]

1:14 "C-C-SABATHELA BITCH *BAM*"

[tehskwee]

is critikal chuck norris?

[iSkate4life111]

Lmao ur super funny

[Deathtollpictures]

@ExpensiveCheese I dont even watch RWJ and Ive been subbed to this guy for almost a year!

[Michaelherrick0]

what does this man look like!?

[drumskater337]

@ExpensiveCheese RWJ is a faggot

[fourevertwentyseven]

my chest hurts from watching this guy's videos.

[VengfulX]

@fourevertwentyseven Rubbing your nipples too hard?

[MKodst]

@fourevertwentyseven Rubbing your nipples that much while you watch?

[fourevertwentyseven]

@fourevertwentyseven im actually unbelievably happy that i have 127 likes. and yes, my nipples hurt every time i watch this.

[keshinko]

@ExpensiveCheese ray william johnson is the least funny person on youtube.

[APHsealandrocks]

@ExpensiveCheese

RWJ found him? i didn't even know that, so imma go ahead and thumbs that up.

[wizfriz]

@ExpensiveCheese Thumbs up if your watching Cr1TiKaL now because of Ray William Johnson.

[AD80808]

@wizfriz no.

[HolySnapples]

@070erwin, who am i then, what i do, where i live, etc

[070erwin]

@HolySnapples rofl

[070erwin]

@ExpensiveCheese i know him because a friend of mine showed me to him XD

[HolySnapples]

@AdAmsEliEr3 great nipples of raywilliampenis fan, he is fake and gay, and so are you

[HolySnapples]

@ExpensiveCheese raywilliamjohnson sucks, this guys legend, hes a better comedian than that Raywillliamharryballsackpenis

[AdAmsEilEr3]

@HolySnapples two camels in a tiny car bitch! lol

[Mrsluijs]

Notice how the game sais: "bullseye' Right after he throws one...

[MrFredHoogendoorn]

@Mickmuphin No idea instead of know?

[MrFredHoogendoorn]

@ExpensiveCheese Ray found this guy?

[D4rkSid31]

@MrFredHoogendoorn uhm yea he does viral videos(im sure u kno that) and he just decided to make the video of him its called goofy running he makes a video of his QWOP

[MrFredHoogendoorn]

@D4rkSid31 Oh ye i remember that one. RWJ isn't half as funny as this guy.

[MrFredHoogendoorn]

@ExpensiveCheese He did?

[TheEnlistedfool]

its funny how you said you got a bullseye right as you got an ingame bullseye at 2:15

[cozownage]

keep pressing 2 really fast.... does he sound rusian

[718mattmatt]

I think its poor that people were just playin this about 4 months ago but now about 20,000 people stoped playin this game but i got sick of all the quick scoping fuckin anoying thats all u hear

[CaughtinamoshRecords]

what episode of RWJ was he on? i wanna see it!

[Nicolasmovesets]

@CaughtinamoshRecords Goofy run

[CaughtinamoshRecords]

@Nicolasmovesets thanks!

[XackMullins]

2:13 LOL. XD

[mokeyshadow]

i fucking hit my cousin because he said you wernt funny

[TheFreerunparkour]

modern shamwow shit 2 !

[hello1234iminefine]

what ever you smoke/use to make you this funny, I want 5.