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  • I -3 Horoscopes! I'm a Sagittarius! :) And for all you people that don't like horoscopes and think they are fake, just enjoy them!!! They fun!

  • Horoscopes are false.

  • This guy is a moron. 

  • my sign is sooo true

  • im sag and this guys a idiot.

  • i'm a sag and i would like to drive across country,see new sights, meet other people,hang out at different pubs,i also speek my mind and dont meen to hurt them.i'm optimistic i guess because i think i'm gonna win the lotto someday and really do think that.this man is right on.peace.

  • this is so true.. if i could i would travel all the time and meet new people.. and the most important thing for me is independence .And i had problems with my honesty as well

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  • im a sag we rock SUCK ON THAT BITCHES LOL

  • Unemotional?!?!?!? Im stag and highy emotional!!!!!! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!

  • my girlfriend is sagittarius and this pretty much discribes her very well :) im an aquarian and apparently i read somewhere that aquarians and sagittarius'es make the best match. look it up :)

  • @PrettyBoyCranking It's true!

  • LEO

  • i love me <3

  • FAKE AND GAY

  • Man I tell you these sign thing is a trip. I am an Aries who is enjoying hearing and reading about Sagittarius. I love the freedom, the honesty. Everything sounds like someone i would like to chill and hangout with. If you a Sagittarious and would like to befriend an Aries hit me up.

  • freedom is everything!!!!

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  • @FieldHag I can tell why too also. I am a sag and I can also see why they would have more mental instability. I'm only speaking for myself tho.

  • Yeap perfect description.

  • My mom is a cancer, I love her and hate her at the same time. Its just something about those damn cancers! Lol! Cancers are liars, money hungry, delusional and gossiping l drama queens who are quick to play the victim in all conflicting confrontation . I hate it! I'm a Sagittarius so Cancers annoy me by a lot because Cancer's are polar opposite to my character.

  • I'm a true Sagittarius, born 12/12 and I love this. This video is hilarious and sooooo true about me. Lmao!

  • @December1272 What do you mean 'true sagittarius'? That's my birthday too so I was wondering.

  • Im an aries and i think sagg`s are the best

  • Bladderflap! Garbage! Mind poison!

  • WE SAGITARIANS HAVE THE MIGHTIEST COCKS OF THE WORLD!!! WE ARE FUCKING ANYTHING!!!

  • The part about not being aware of consequences due to being overtly confident is not always true, it also does depend on your general life experiences.

    If a Sag child was battered left right and center, or suffered other abuses, they may approach life with a more cynical view....

  • My Grandpa is a Sagittarius. He made fun of my Pisces cousin't long hair. just being silly saying "Your long hair makes you look like girl!"as he was jovially laughing. Couin freaked out and cried to his Mommy. Cousins a Pisces but he's got this friggen ego. An obnoxious kid. Can't take it. lol.

  • Sagittarius Rising. Sun Scorpio. Moon Taurus. I'm so danm honest.

    I'm a terrible lair. Still I have secrets being a sun scorpio. When I looked at my sun sign I always I said. Yes thats me but people have said i'm so headstrong, eccentric,boastful, hyper and sometimes too danm obnoxiousnes.

  • I dated a Sagittarius for 5 years before II found out she was cheating on me with a guy from her work... They will manipulate you or give you a sob story to get your money, lie to your face, steal your stuff, DON'T EVER TRUST A SAGITTARIUS THEY ARE EVIL .....

  • @troyshereforu why not instead of blaming a sign you blame the bitch who cheated on you. I'm sagittarius, and I'm pretty sure I'm not evil. :)

  • @troyshereforu Yes some are. So flighty! Got Sag friend who I can't trust anymore. She's disloyal. I try not to take it personal. She doesnt mean it. Sag's just want fun and have no idea how selfish they are.

    Us Scorps be Power-trippers well Sag's CAN be Fun-Bunnies. They just want fun. If thiers no fun they will leave you to hang. She talks crap about people. I am right now but she does it in real life! she talks bout her childhood freinds and over-eggaertes their quirks to entertain ppl.

  • btw I dunno why I hate aquarius' =(

  • omg that is soooo true. I can't deal with things when I idealize too much Im like fuk this is what shoulddd have happened kinda thing =( way too optimist as well =( but I think I have a sort of bipolar personality sometimes I'm super optimistic or super down but that might have to do with other placements on my bc

  • Sagittarius...if you are a Sagittarius, you are a horses ass. Jupiter's fat! You all are as simple as 1,2,3...lol...my apologies I think Sage's are cool, I'm lying but I still think your cool.

  • @Thanatos7129 n I love you too =P

  • Sadly, i'm none of these whatsoever :(. I'm almost the opposite

  • Im aquarius and most of my friends are sagittarius including my gf, we share so much in common

  • I fucking hate Cancer.

  • @SuperiorHawke

    Same here , but some how i always met in a big group of them..??

  • @kiba2 You always meet them in groups? Maybe they like being sensitive 'together', probably feeling secure and protected by eachother. We Sagittarius don't worry about that kind of shit, freedom is more important to us than privacy is.

  • @SuperiorHawke

    haha true that.thos cancers keep me down every time im with one. i want to be free!

  • @kiba2 They're annoying... especially in a relationship.

    You'll be turned into a prisoner when you're dating one, believe me, their pincers, claws, whatever the fuck a cancer has, will keep you down 24/7.

    So run to the end of your chain and bark because every little shred of freedom you have will be utterly destroyed by their neediness.

  • @SuperiorHawke

    I would not say I hate Cancer, but I find many to "co dependent" for me.

    Oddly enough, considering Cancer folk are perceived as being ultra sensitive/warm/blah blah blah, many that i have come across have a real difficulty in expressing TRUE empathy for others, they seem to caught up in their "oh woe is me" internal world.

  • @SuperiorHawke

    Whereas many Sag folk, my self included are humanitarian focused to the end( humans and animals)....and try to help those in need, and genuinely do so without a hidden "me me me " agenda,.....

    I had to remove a Cancer girl pal from my life after 5years, to needy, quite envious in nature, things I may feel time to time, but not to such an intense extent, she would literally drain my energy like a sponge, and it was VERY toxic.

  • @kindakooky1 Yes, I agree. It is VERY toxic. I've had the same problem my friend, with Cancers AND Pisces. And everyone that I know, that's not a water sign and dating a Cancer, is probably having an argument right now about the same thing. Good job enduring those 5 years... damn. Most Cancers that I hang out with are, luckily and coincidentally, Sagittarius rising, like my dad. They're great as friends, but in a relationship; no thanks. They're tiring, especially mentally.

  • My advice - Never take advice from a guy who calls himself "Novo A. Calypso"

  • What a load of rubbish!

  • personally I think it's retarded to listen to what someone say about any sign and its match. The sun sign is only the ego of a person. There are other things such as the moon sign as well as venus, mercury, and mars. Even then we all possess something called "free will" and even then it's our life experiences and what we've learned through them that make up our "Selves".

  • @Nue1221

    this is awkward responding so late, but i think you are SO RIGHT!! i am a leo . . . with an aquarian moon, virgo mercury, mars cancrt, yadda yadda. So a lot of the leo traits in me are muted by all that other stuff. AND i have ascending pisces, so yeah . . . very far from a "typical" leo (which is too bad because i find many of them endearingly absorbed in themselves).

  • @13pangea It's fine really. Yeah, I think you're right about the "Leo" self absorption tendencies. Look at Obama. That has narcissism carved into it. At the same time I know a few of them Leo folk that are very down to earth and great people. There's that "Scorpio's are sex driven and tend to be whorish thing" I've known prudish scorpio's. Depends on the person, experiences, and views.

  • @Nue1221

    Yep . . . everything is relative

  • It's says that scorpios and Sagittarius dont get on with each other. I'm a scorpio and my best friend is Sagittarius and we get on VERY well.

  • @TeddyTrioGuy16

    they ment in love or marriage

  • @TeddyTrioGuy16 Lol my sister's a Scorpio and I'm a Sagittarius i'd love to slice her throat. maybe its because shes yhe year of the dragon and a Scorpio though.. hmm lmfao

  • Taurus are best match for Sages? Can a Taurus at least give it a try?

  • @bennyagp Why should you care what this guy and his tye dye horoscope shirts opinion? Or for that matter, anyone else's? However, if it makes you comfortable. My cousin is a sagg and has been with a taurus for 16 years. Personally, I think it's a matter of how hard 2 people are willing to work cooperatively for a relationship.

  • @Nue1221 As you said, it's a matter of how hard 'two' people willing to make a relationship work. Unfortunately, its only me who is willing to work it out and not the other. So I gotta see all these videos to get hold of my loved one.

  • @bennyagp These videos are shit. Just be the you that's inside of you. That will be the you that your "Loved One" will adore the most.

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  • @Nue1221 I agree, Astrology in general is false. there is no viable evidence to prove any of this here-say. Personally my life got better once it was given up & I relied more on my own mind. Anyways maybe you new found Ophiuchus' will realize that the adverse effects would've rendered your entire lifetimes 'Horoscope" FALSE. Peace & <3

  • Why would you wear that awful shirt on a youtube video? Just joshin. But, it is a very horrid thing. I'm not really sure what I am. I'm December 21st. I carry traits of both sagittarius and capricorn. One guy said I'm a cusp, another a sagittarius, and another said capricorn. If someone would like to answer this question I'd be very grateful.

  • @Nue1221 youre like both dudeee :)

    haha ... but do sound more like a capricorn though .. down to earth ... outspoken.. hmm

  • @kirakasha Well, I thank you much for the input.

  • @Nue1221 you are a cusp. i.e. 'both' but you'll probably still have more saggitarian traits with a bit of capricorn. besides that is also depends on a few other planet alignments as well ;)

  • SADGES UNITE! :D

  • As a Scorpio myself, Sagittarius carries benefits that are unlike any other...

    The BEST people that are more likely to make long term best friends (bffs), Philiosophy and wisdom to help themselves and others get what they desire out of life, The BEST people to travel the world with and have them cherish it AND make it memorable and they make PHENOMENAL LOVERS!

  • Sagittarians piss me off.

  • @PicturesForMyMom I presume you were close to a Sagitarrius. We can be very welcoming but we are also very analytical and, just like the guy said, honest. One thing people hate about me is that I am to honest to the point where I can't tell a lie. If I lie, I feel so guilty. We also need lots of space to run because we are consistently on the move. We are totally free beings. You can not saddle up on a sagitarrius or you are going to get bucked off. Do not piss us off.

  • @MattyTheMole From my experience: Sagittarius have a complete disregard for reality matters. They don't want to be told what to do and beware of them when they're high behind the wheel. They truly think tomorrow's going to be a better day, because no matter how much you fuck it up, there's always another day coming... to fuck it up again. These are the people who will litter the streets or take a leak in public. But their drive for adventure makes for the best sex, for sure.

  • @MattyTheMole Also, the whole thing about being straightforward... That's not an exclusive feature of Sagittarius. They think they are telling "The Truth" when in reality they're just speaking their very own truth. Don't believe me? Gather 4 or 5 of them n' ask them about Truth. Each 1 will have a different version. They'll also try to impress you with some cheap "philosophy (I've met a Rwandan Sagittarius, an Irish Sagittarius and a Jewish Sagittarius.) So their truth is rarely CONSISTENT.

  • @PicturesForMyMom No, you see Sag's are very philosophical as well as truthful. They will believe in their very own god but they won't lie about what they think of you.

  • @MattyTheMole well said

  • Total Shit.

  • I LOVE BEING A SAGITTARIUS! 

  • It's an embarrassment that even now, in the 21st century, people still fall for astology. Astrologers are just gullible or on the con. Every time it's been tested it's failed. Most astologers won't be tested, showing even they don't believe their woo. We've progressed so far in removing our prejudices but astrology still labels people without any thought. There's one born every minute.

  • @Ozzyman200 It is embarassing that people still fall for all that religious nonsense as well. I find it funny how we mock astrology, even though it was part of a religion that was worshiped by an entire people. Let me say that if you are at all religious, you are being totally hypocritical. Atleast these guys are using stars and relating them to the general behaviors of those born at this time, instead of going on a book about a god that was written by man (that goes for more than one religion)

  • @PovertyC

    I couldn't agree more. Both are equally nonsense but astrology causes far less harm.

  • @PovertyC It is deeper than that

    it is very ironic that most people think that all these myths started from irrelevent sources

    demons and angels are real

    our names and our posittion in the cosmos does affect our personality

  • @Ozzyman200 How did you end up here in the first place?

  • Sooo according to the new zodiac my friend that has no ambition, independance, or confidence found out she is now a sagittarius. This video didn't match her at all.

  • @Kendall5199 The new zodiac doesn't qualify to you unless you were born after it changed.

  • sagittarius can have all opinions they like to have it doesnt mean that they are loved for it

  • Listen you can help me. Sagittarius in 5th house Jupiter right on cusp of 7th. Venus in 9th house! why did this happen? thanks for your help.

  • @lilsweeti13 also i am a gemini and sagittarius is natural 7th house sign sag al over my opposite and i'm leo rising what should i do?

  • Listen you can help me. Sagittarius in 5th house Jupiter right on cusp of 7th. Venus in 9th house! why did this happen? thanks for your help.

  • Listen you can help me. Sagittarius in 5th house Jupiter right on cusp of 7th. Venus in 9th house!  why did this happen? thanks for your help.

  • I hate being a Sagittarius -___-

  • This describes my boyfriend perfectly

  • Sagittarius moon sign I am the full sagg here haha lucky me!

  • hate expert village, but this video got me down to a tee!!

  • Im a Sagittarius and he got everything perfect! totally me!

  • I'm a Scorpio wit a Sagittarius Moon & a Libra rising!

    Not 2 mention, I hav a Venus in Sagittarius. OOOH!! Just WAIT til dat arrow hits me from behind <3<3

    I realized dat when Sagittariuses are focused and thinking about something, they tend 2 maintain a very narrow face.

    I think Sagittarius is da BEST sign in da Fire element. It's not 2 proud and bossy like a Leo. It's not 2 compulsive & self stubborn like an Aries. But VERY helpful, it's VERY philosophical, knowledgeable and adventurous!

  • @FashionRawkz hehe.... thanx!!! XD

  • I'm the only sag I know that is not philosophical and i'm dumb. i hate traveling and i prefer indoors than outdoors but I have a high level of optimism in me, I smile in front of people even though i dont feel like it because i don't want people to see that i'm angry or sad or gloomy. I am very quick to anger and very impatient but i am honest with people and i hate hurting other people's feelings but sometimes my anger takes over quickly when others piss me off so i always end up hurting them.

  • @tsar50mt might be coz your moon sign

  • @tsar50mt Chances are that you are a Sagittarius with a Cancer or Aries Moon.

  • ima Sagittarious and scropio Cusps rule

  • DAMN!!!SOO TRUE MAN!!!

  • @Davion757 I KNOW RIGHT! HOW CAN WE BE MEAN!

  • I'm a Virgo who has inadvertently surrounded myself with Sagittarius over the years. I love them! They are beautiful and serene, though delightfully chatty. Also kind, thoughtful, fascinated with the exotic, artistic, and inspiring. If you're ever in a funk and need a mood lift take a Sagittarius out to dinner. They will make you forget everything and you will feel optimistic for days on end afterward! Did I mention that I love Sagittarius?

  • @mentalillnesstalking

    uhh yeah you did

    by the way thx for loving us

  • Weed , November 25 !

  • beyblade sagittario

  • v. true. i actually say that exactly when people set me up on blind dates. that as long as this person will respect my freedom and ambitions I will love em.

    I am not so much outwardly brutally honest. I do criticize people internally very harshly. But I know nobody's perfect etc. So I never let anyone know about short comings unless its going to seriously impact their employment etc...

    Honesty- I even give my boss my opinion. No BS here. True true!!!

  • lol I'm a proud Sagi everything I see about them describes my personality flawlessly! Unfortunatly though, it is true that I can be brutally honest sometimes, and alot of times I don't even realize that I'm doing it! And I also try to steer away from bad situations that don't directly involve myself.

  • nice

  • Sagittarius's are assholes

  • @centennial13 HOW DARE U SAY THE IM A SAGITTARUS YOU *beep*

  • @centennial13 Damn straight!!! to other assholes like your self. Although I am only speaking for this one, as we ( all people) are all individuals no matter what are sign is.

    Generally speaking you get what you give.

    everyone is an asshole at some point in there live's and you just proved it.

    Cheers fucker!

  • @centennial13 so i bet your an asshole in real life ,wait you got no life

  • My grandpa is a Sag and they are so like their sign I read all the good things about a Sag to him and he agreed with everyone but i read all the Sag's negative traits and he disagreed with everything and HE IS JUST LIKE ALL HIS NEGATIVE TRAITS and if you didnt know their positive traits are 1.Open-minded 2.Honest 3.ethical 4.Charitable (think i spelled it wrong) 5.Generous 6.good sense of humor BAD TRAITS 1.Blunt 2.Impatient 3.Pushy 4.TacTless 5.TALK WAYYYYYYYYY TO MUCH
  • that's so like me

  • ok i'm a virgo and my bbffl is a Sag, i want to gain him back after an akward situation, plz sombody help me!!!!!!!!

  • @MrTHeLaMe1 haha well I'm a Sag and my sister's a Virgo, so I'll just tell u how we would deal with a situation like this. I hate to say it, but usually her picky do-goody nature causes most of our "fights" XD. So, try to be less picky and try stuff that he likes. Usually, our arguments last for a day or so and then we get over it and are back to normal. It usually just depends on what the situation is. Don't try to talk him out of being mad at you though! He'll like to make his own decisions!

  • @DiamondDogAngel thank you, but we were joking around, me and him, and i let a secret of his out, but i ran and told him it was my fault, he just gave me the silent treatment"he still does" but i miss him soooooooo much!!! also i made fun of his "intrest in women" "he LOVES fat chicks" 1 more question, his birthday is coming up soon, i bought a season pass to six flags, will he accept it?

  • @MrTHeLaMe1 that's weird it's not a problem for Sag's, "a weird situation"... just tell him "it was weird yeah", laugh together and forget what have happened..

  • my father's a sag and if you really think about it sag's r aries and taurus in one do you get it 1 2 there aries taurus g c l v l s

  • Born dec. 6th. the whole freedom thing really applys to me. but why is it that sags seem to have the least information about the? or is it just me i wonder....

  • @RuinHD "information about the?"...you didnt finish the sentence, birthday mate. what were you asking?

  • Very interesting view on the Sag, I'm one so any positive views are welcomed lol

    astro-chologist.c o m

  • Sag's rule your stupid, oppressive, weird, dishonest, boring, fake ass face. lol. God show's us more you whore.

  • i so agree. we also have one thing in common... this is one phrase we always have in our mind...  "why am i here?"

  • man im a sagittaruis but you people on here are dumb and pathectic for lookin at this shit and believin it

  • I am a Sag. And i can tell you all that this is truthful. We don't like to be ordered around or bossed at. We are very ambitious and confident people. My whole life, i have been an honest person. Yeah some times we lie. Everyone Fibs. We care soo much for who we love. And willing to risk anything to protect it. We are friendly people. We are lovers not fighters. But we will defend ourselves. My b-day is Dec 9th

  • @ProudFinn1 my bday is dec 9, too!! HELL YEAH MOFO!!! lol

  • I'm a Virgo who is seeing a Sag. Have seen tons of Sag women in the past too. As long as you let them have their freedom, and draw the line on ocassion, they'll do anything for you. From my experience, Sag respects Virgo judgment, and Virgos respect Sag optimism. It's a great team. Sags are really emotional women. Just don't try to possess and control them, and show you trust and understand them. They're great women, better than the Pisces I use to date

  • @branh0913 Just curious, do you know your moon sign?

  • Sorry but whatever you do stay far from a Sagittarius if you are looking for a steady relationship, that´s what I´ve learned.

  • @OTOWN2STOCKTOWN Heyyyy lol.

  • we like freedom because we use the freedom to pursue knowledge!!!.....and sometimes to be lazy and do whatever we want. hahahaha

  • @1k2m3s so true

  • Being that im a sag i have quite a few people that r sags my mother was a sags but as i got older we bumped heads a lot. My best friend is a sag much like a aquarius with a twist of aries & gemini. He is hilarious especially when he's not trying 2 be. Sagittarius people have a gift 4 being comical anyway most of it is wit. I also dating a sag girl & she was as adventureous as i was but her mouth was 2 much 4 me 2 handle sometimes. A sag girl can express some insensitive remarks if shes unhappy.

  • this guy makes us sags look like assholes >=[

  • @YoungAssassin28 yeah, sags are so nice and well intended.

  • @AStrangeDay77 I am not Aries you moron hahaha. I am also sure that the only thing that you fuck in your life is your hand from the masturbation

  • I'm a Cancer zodiac male who thinks that Sag women are pretty hot and the best along with Virgo. Yay, we belong to the best top highest caste Rathaestra of Zhna so piss of because we are the aristocrats. Nobility doesn't come along with bulliness, reason but by heart. With water Moon any but the accursed Scorpio, earth Moon if the Ascendant is Cancer, be careful with fire Moon and curse those filthy air Daeva Moon species to the sodomite resurrection of doom.

  • @ShahMashya You are a stupid cancer

  • @ShahMashya lol. stupid cancer, hehe

  • @AmericanAnarchist350 dont be disrespectful to cancer, they and sagittarius are kismet soul mates (sagittarius' other soul mate is taurus) sometimes u can fall in love with water and earth too not just wind and fire ;)

  • well, male and female sags differ widely. that was the most generic analysis of the sagittarian personality ive ever heard. it was like he just lined up a bunch of fortune cookie strips and pulled the rest out of his @s$. he didnt even talk about the pusuit of knowlege or the ethics....he must of been burned by a sag...

  • WE ARE AWESOME!!! LOL

  • Sagittarius rule , ´nough said :)

  • @Nunov103 Agreed

  • @Nunov103 I find this to be true.

  • @Nunov103 yea i am sagittarius

  • Can you tell me how to get my little cancer brother to stfu!

  • ryan!

  • I´m not a capricorn ... i´m a sagittarius.... jajajajajajajajaj jajajajajajaj...

  • sags are too moody

  • yeah I ham the 5 yo with lizard tattoos

  • I'm Capricorn (January 12)

    I looked it up and the personality traits i found were really accurate.

  • I am a Sagittarius :]

    (Nov. 24th)

  • my video is SO much cooler... search OFFICER PRICK

  • im a sag and im none of these things

  • @MrMurderification

    What did you expect? It's astrology. Astrology is built on dumbass generalizations like these.

  • lol i mean a virgo

  • my aunt bf was a sagg he sweet always do things for her and any1 arnd her he give her his whole check all da tme and he use to hate wen she go out wif frnds and clubs he threating her nd wen she brke up wif him he wnt crazy he tried comming thru her window bust her backwindow out and ran she had to put and restraining order on him SO TRUE and shes a libra

  • I can't get enough of Sagittarius women, they're sexually driven and fun loving. Heh heh.

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  • omg im a sag and i agree with all of this!!! smh i just wonder if a leo man right for me....b,c my man is a leo and he loves control and like to be right...and sum times we get into it b.cif that....but either way i still love him!! ;-)) jus wondering?!?

  • @Bianca0932 my video is SO much cooler... search OFFICER PRICK

  • I'm an Aquarius and Sags are my favorite sign...THEY ARE ALL FUNNY!!!.E.G. Richard Pryor.