Let's Play Banjo-Tooie - Part 47: It's Like Wii Fit For Your Thumb

[morhotpockets]

5:57 thats what she said

[dexdex1560]

sdriously Fuck Canary Mary!

I almost broke a TV by throwing the controller at it!

[SarcasticTribble]

I don't think Bidkip would know what I was thinking during the race.

[jinglebell61]

5:32: Are you fucking kidding me?

[1matto]

I like the part at 9:53 for some reason.

[lorddante97]

Tweety bird + Charlie Manson=

Canary Mary

[StickfoProductions]

This race is fucked up.

[neoman289151]

Lulz. you said "Comedy gold" in a pot of gold... I are clever for spotting puns lololol

[TheBull06]

Lol i hate that stupid bird.

[InfiniteBlaze93]

How the fuck did you get this game to work on an emulator, it always freezes for me.

[bbbbbbbbbbbbb100]

This is why autofire controllers were invented.

[TheSparkleyVampire]

You always sound so nonchalant with your voice.

[Frostbite1294]

....auto fire?

[XxJamieTheCatxX]

i hate mary and her races DX

[chaoschompie]

BINKY BOY :P

[666OrWhat]

Should have left the bitch to rot in Glitter Gulch.

The people at Rare are sick in the head.

[Xboxplayer1995]

9:55 how you laugh reminded me of butthead for some reason

[charizardoreo]

grats for doing that

now go and rest ur thumb and put it in an ice pack

[BikdipOnABus]

I already complained about one comment saying this, what makes you think that another one would be any better?

Also, you try doing this and not sounding like that.

[zach200888]

Wow, Button mashing hell.

[BenBailey17]

I had the most trouble with this out of the entire game, and I can honestly say that I beat her legitly. I've only done it once. The trick is to not hit the button as fast as you can, because however fast you push the button, that's how fast Canary Mary will go, and it'll be harder to beat her. What you need to do, is just tap the button at a nice steady pace, and when she gets close to passing you, then mash like crazy, then when your ahead of her, slow back down. Repeat, Trust me, this works.

[BikdipOnABus]

Once again, people telling me things that not only do I already know, but I mention in the video itself.

The problem I was having with the first race was that I couldn't even catch up at the beginning. The second one went much smoother for me.

[BenBailey17]

No dude, I wasn't telling you, I was telling some people that posted comments, that were supposedly having trouble Lol.

[BikdipOnABus]

Ok. Sorry if I was being mean, but I get a lot of crap like that.

[BenBailey17]

Naw dude it's cool. I've been watching some of your vids. I got Banjo Tooie, and Banjo Kazooie on my Xbox Harddrive, and I've beaten them both Countless times, They are just such fun fun games =D I've been watching your vids, cause I love the way you describe stuff, I laughed pretty hard at some of the stuff you've done lol. I also Subbed to you, just cause your a pretty cool guy, and you love one of the greatest games ever made =D

[videogamemaster1000]

I don't fear canary mary because i have a turbo controller its what came with the n64 i bought then a bought a regular one but no one cares

[luneproducts]

I haven't even challenged that damn bird woman yet, but you made me know I will deeply HATE her.

[orfenandanarchy]

ok, that was just hilarious.

[CastChaos]

That. Was. Heeeroiiiiiiiic!

I was wondering if you will even attempt from the very first episode. And you attempted it. And you won it. T W I C E.

You are THE BT Player. This BT LP is the eighth... no, the FIRST wonder of the pluckin' W O R L D!

[Xanezz]

Epic.. lol never heard him swear that much in any of the videos ive watched yet (and ive watched about all of them)

[BikdipOnABus]

Obviously you didn't see my "trading is cheating" rant that I took down after like, a day.

[Xanezz]

@BikdipOnABus hm... true, although i don't recall you swearing that much there...or it just had a influential effect.... i guess its the second lol

[fingerBOSS2121]

In Soviet Russia White Jinjo gets you:D

[ert00034]

I almost want to get the game to try out how hard that is O_o

[MegamanQWERTY]

I actually got tired from watching you bash the button

[crunchy3neo]

Fav'd for being such an emotional video :)

[Forkez]

Maybe it's one of those games where you have to do it in a specific rhythm which will actually work better than just button mashing it..

[Dogletta]

This has GOT to be one of the best segments ever.

[HuskyVerbatim]

At 4:38, I was sure you were going to say 'abomination' instead of bird-woman.

[YayTisMatt]

turbo key maybe?

[Sundaybrawl]

My mom came home and told her about what's happening in the game and she beat the bird, didn't mash the controller and the bird person was really far behind and won, I could not believe it

[Sundaybrawl]

Playing on N64 is extremely hard for this part

[eeveefan]

Twitching my arm is the only way I can button mash like that.......

[luizamoony]

Wow, that sounded cruel! You did it fair and square! I usually cheat, I put the controller on top of my stomach and flick my index fingers at the A button. Works wonderfully xP Specially with the Gamecube, since it's an enormous A button!

[emangamer1]

OH MY GOD that i think that is the first time you EVER swore like that HOLY CRAP.

[maneater96]

I thought your finger started to bleed or throb like crazy after of the second race.I know EXACTLY how it feels.

[funkyhatkid96]

lol its like wii fit for ur thumb

[BaconStein]

Ha ha ha, that sounded pretty intense. I must have somehow forgotten how ridiculous this was. And I agree with Solvo, Mario Party got pretty crazy with all the stick rotation stuff. But from the looks of it, maybe this is a lot worse...

[Begeru]

Yeah you'd probably break the keyboard without a controller. lol the commentary on this segment was interesting.

I really hate it when any video game has a section like this where you just literally button mash for a period of time. There's no skill involved.

[rq146]

Obvilously egg+fire+ice+grenade=gold

And I don't think that you have to stay behind her on round two because I was way in front the whole time.

[Solvo101]

Mario Party 1 was the worst with those types of mini games.... The absolute worst is where you have to rotate the stick around as fast as you can. I remember getting blisters from it. -_-

[BikdipOnABus]

This is why I never played Mario Party. (That and because it just didn't seem fun... at all)

[aNiL8r]

@BikdipOnABus You liked the Warioware games, right? Well, Mario Party's like Warioware, but with multiplayer, and less random minigames.

[BikdipOnABus]

Except from what I can tell, most of the minigames involve random repetition with hitting buttons and whatnot. Warioware's games are short and simple, and it's fun to see how fast you can handle them.

[aNiL8r]

Yeah, that does pretty much sum up Mario Party's mini-games. They were fun when I was a kid, but I doubt I would enjoy them if I played them now.

[hockeater]

@Solvo101 Except I was smart enough to wear a glove. It worked wonders for hand health and rotate speed.

[GunLoc]

I used my thumb, not my index finder like some people do

and when you get tired just pauze during the race, and then continue again

[QuilavaKing]

wii fit doesn't provide nearly as much exercise as this does.

[topazshot88]

Well, at least you aren't having guest commentators mocking you by doing Sonic imitations with "YOU'RE TOO SLOOOOOW!!!"

[Neoshinobi14]

oh god, it starting to sound really awkward

[emobootch]

how do u use a controller on a comp? i heard many ppl usin a controller but i dont noe how

[BikdipOnABus]

Step 1: Buy controller

Step 2: Plug it in

Step 3: Use it

..you do have to set what buttons to use for what and everything, but it's not like that's hard.

[Homsarstrongbad150]

uhh, yeah, it's not like a real N64 controller, it's a USB controller. you probably couldn't get a real N64 controller onto a computer. unless you pull some like, household hacker type stuff. :|

[TehPokeRizzle987]

I fucking love Break Me.

[nardrummer]

oh, and it's warrants. It warrants the controller. Not merit. Sorry, I keep criticizing/correcting you. And spamming. I'll shut up.

[RegyRusty]

Me during the last leg of the race: Come on come on Bikdip! You can do it this is it! Speed up speed up SPEED UP gogogogogogogogogogogogogogo! YES! YEEEEES!

Awesome victory. That cheato page was the one collectible I never got, so it was great to see it at last. Well done and bravo!

[nardrummer]

hey, I use the same controller you do. Logitech Dual Action. And by the way, It's something you need to get used to. You'll need to do that for Ape Escape anyway, so get good know, I guess.

[MarkWIXX]

Turbo controls always seem to be just right for me. Isn't there some sort of turbo button option on the N64 Emulator? It would seem to be The logical option.

[OniLink10]

About 1.81 Jiggies/Video. Still at about 50 videos for every Jiggy.

[Homsarstrongbad150]

4:26 hmm, i actually do want to try your controller config for PJ64. i can't get one that works really well for me. eh, plus i don't get enough practice since i can't even use it on my PC the way my video card is. but still, you've probably got a great system.

8:16 well, good thing you save stated seconds before it froze. that would've been bad if you didn't.....

[BikdipOnABus]

It actually unfroze after I was done messing with camstudio. Not sure what happened there.

[ness682]

Lol, i always hated that bird dude. =P

[OniLink10]

Clockwork Mouse? Are you mad?!

Yes. Now get on.

xD

[twiliprince6]

What is the "Spoon trick" I keep hearing about? I'd search it on Google but I fear I might get something bad.

[BikdipOnABus]

BikdipOnABus (50 minutes ago)

Rubbing a spoon quickly over the button is easier than tapping it, but you have to have the right technique.

[ruflexo]

why do all games need something like this, it's a challenge but it only causes pain

[BikdipOnABus]

When have I ever mentioned spoons other than this one time?

[TehPokeRizzle987]

The spoon in BA2/Bargo the Bikdip?

[BikdipOnABus]

Ok, well that was written in 2002, I think. Putting a spoon in one chapter of a terrible story (and then having it return just as a joke for BA2) and mentioning a well-known technique 8 years later does not imply I have a "thing" with spoons.

[TehPokeRizzle987]

I was pointing out the fact that you have mentioned spoons before, not that you have a "thing" with them.

[tenatios]

managed to make my arm spazz out to beat canary mary haha otherwise i probably wouldn't have had to beat her...even then i was pausing every so often to let my arm stop hurting

kudos to you for beating her though :)

[thermopoly13]

how do you mess with the frame rate?

[BikdipOnABus]

I could set it to use a different graphics processor which makes the game lag.

[edpeterson1]

That race is so hard, no matter how hard I try I can't seem to get that cheato page from her :( Good job on beating her twice :D

[TriforceUltra]

So how many pounds did you lose during that workout?

[energee41]

WHOA at 5:34 I thought you had passed her lol

I always had to pause and take a mini break when I did the Canary Mary race Dx

"Hey Mary, guess what time it is!"

"What time is it?"

"Canary season!" *evil grin* lol

[METROIDKILLERX]

And holy mother of fuck, how one EARTH did you do that without cheating? I have NEVER been able to get that fairly. It's the only jiggie I cheat for, but I always have to use a turbo controller.

[AceofShadow]

Will you cash in your honey combs and Cheto pages at the end so it's still a 100% challenge run?

[METROIDKILLERX]

God, WORST JIGGIE/CHEATO PAGE IN THE GAME.

So, what the hell can the spoon do?

[BikdipOnABus]

Rubbing a spoon quickly over the button is easier than tapping it, but you have to have the right technique.

[ArgorokKing]

i is almost on the last screen before the end you speed up, even if shes so far ahead, and i didnt watch the vid up to that point, i just took it from the title to give you that comment <.<

[thegrimripper322]

I think when they were coming up for ideas for NaB, some intern was like "Hey, you know what everybod's favorite part of Banjo Tooie was, the Canary Mary race. We already have a vehicle creation game in development, lets just put banjo in it and make 500 racing challenges."

[piaka56]

Awesome XD

[neoman289151]

you really did sound like you were about to cry XD no offense but it's kinda true

[TheShinyFeraligatr]

OOOOOOOR... you could have set it to "Autofire A".

[BikdipOnABus]

I don't know how to do that, but it would be cheating anyway.

[TheShinyFeraligatr]

You did mention another cheating way. I know that it is, I was just bringing it up.

And I'm not sure it would have worked for race 2. My computor can't really handle DS emulators, much less N64 ones.

[drawertogether]

lol 8:23 thata a funny possition for banjo to freeze in

[xFierceDeityLinkx]

this section made me laugh, Wii for for the thumb. this is the reason most game players now are skinny :L younger kids just got there CoD sitting on there asses! fail xD

[Thygran]

This race ruined my whole weekend when I got to this point, years ago. Ugh.

[Jerichikun]

You sound so exasperated.

[kdcomics]

sorry.... :(

[kamma333444]

Awesom, more YTAS references. Your hand of references is godly. Also, did you get Wanker's Cramp?

[BikdipOnABus]

When did I make a YTAS reference?

[kdcomics]

@BikdipOnABus remember, BINKY BOY?

[kamma333444]

1:56 Well that is what I think the YTAS reference was made.

[BikdipOnABus]

ah yes. Sorry, I don't remember everything that I say.

[BogoblinGamer]

When you said BINKY BOY!

[hockeater]

Maybe Merik is a word. Binkie boy!

[PivitalProductions]

mmmm i see why a controller is mandatory.

I WANT ONE for majoras mask D:

[supersunny8]

Second one is freaking hard.

You're using Project 64, right?

[stidukka]

i personally find quickly tapping very easy (lols for 44.5m record in triple jump on mario party 5) but i know how hellish or hard it can be to some people. but nice going there anyway jish :D hope your fingers arent hurting too bad ^^

[ArgorokKing]

dude the canary mary run isnt just about button mashing

she follows the pace ur going as time go by, so you press it just enough to kep up with her and in the last few seconds mash

[BikdipOnABus]

no way, I totally didn't mention that.

Also, I couldn't even do that the first few times. She sped ahead immediately and I had no way of catching up.

[kdcomics]

you sound like your masterbating....lol

[BikdipOnABus]

I don't appreciate dirty comments kthx

[LightningEchoes]

awesome vid. the canary mary races were pretty funny to see. good idea, use the side of the dazzle?

[fallendevil7x]

I know its bad but lol at the pain.

[metalsonic2000]

your use ing the cotroller i use logitech dual action

[kargen100]

first :D