Scrubs Elliot Can Swallow Her Whole Fist

[carlogz]

one of the best jokes in the show.. following the Mexican Football Strike..

[timmybus21]

best scene of anything ever made ever!!

[zAdrenalizedGamingz]

Fuck this I thought someone could really do it

[Cuhpaliepree]

im from germany....but the real voices are untouchable

[zAdrenalizedGamingz]

@Cuhpaliepree nazi

[Cuhpaliepree]

@zAdrenalizedGamingz OMG

[UpAndLeave]

Let's be honest- Scrubs before Season 9 was the best show that ever aired. (season 9 was okay, i guess)

[SoMaRiOn7]

BEST part: 0:32 and further, especially Carla's 'HA' ! priceless

[jota9000]

this scene is soooooooooooo perfect :)

[Rafterman2021]

Everyone stop fucking commenting! Don't ruin it...

[MrBobMoo]

Lol, Bobv in his trollmobile.

[TheMessiersAndromeda]

I LOVE BOB KELSO.

[Andrewcranky]

I don't know why that's such a turn on. But it is.

[m3n3lli]

Bob Kelso punchline delivery.

[bibekd]

Ha!

[Umz93]

Kelso pwned JD

[AlanSmithySculptor]

Am I the only one imagining Sarah putting her hand down her throut and pulling out an apple core like in Ace Ventura....I'm a strange man o_O

[AlexandrusMegus]

Oh shit! Morgan Freeman on the far left!

[WickerMan87p]

...don't ruin it.

[11000010101]

I can't possibly be the only one who tried? =P

[bradwilkensful]

is she in gray scrubs

[Troopster1232]

@bradwilkensful Blue

[iRuaraidh]

I love the contempt in JD's voice: "I hate that thing"

[paddyss1]

Did you notice Ted was about to swallow Lonny's fist at 0:13?

[AutumnLeaf321]

@paddyss1 Lmfao! I never noticed that before, good shout!

[zAdrenalizedGamingz]

@paddyss1 no shit bitch this show is weird

[BloodyFlesh626]

When he said "I hate that thing" did he mean the scooter or Dr.Kelso? XD

I love how they all take one graceful step at the same time.

[hauglicious21]

the extended "ooooohhhhhh" in the background haha

[dumlepulver]

this is gonna sound retarded but... why do all the guys freak out when they find out she can swallow her whole fist?

[Forestgravy]

@dumlepulver it's hot. what else can I say. "she's lak a tyga!" phwoooooaarrr. if you girls don't get it then it's advantage woman and man.

[soumya221002]

@dumlepulver Cause as she says, Men are twisted!

[pundarkenta]

@dumlepulver Because that's a turn-on. ;)

[howlbigbadwolf]

@dumlepulver

Same reason why Females Freak out when there is a Bogo on shoes, and each pair is Half off.

[RalphCQ]

i actually can't fit my own fist in my mouth... either my fist is too big, or my mouth is too small.

[howlbigbadwolf]

@RalphCQ

No, your not trying hard enough XD

[RalphCQ]

@howlbigbadwolf If I try any harder, I'll probably break my own jaw. XD

[TheMessiersAndromeda]

Kelso is such a legend, coming in at exactly the right moment, delivering exactly the right line in the exact right tone of voice.

[VegitoVai90]

Jesus Christ I wanna fuck her

[jamie9131]

who else wants to see her do it?

[viridismonasteriense]

where did all those people suddenly come from??? Boobie horn?

[TheBassMan533]

i wonder what she could do to a penis if she could swallow her fist...

[Hotlips4000isback]

Now she can do the same with my cock! :-)

[super0star0material]

Why....is that a good thing?

[xCookiexCrumbsx]

@super0star0material it's a sexual thing

[HLecterPHD]

Respect to non-canned-laughter comedy.

[cheekysquiggle]

i can swallow my whole fist, what is so good about that? :/

[SisterOfSorrow]

well i cant swallow my whole fist but my bfs not complainin. i can sure put his pickle far enough in there :P n no he's not small

[bilalha123]

Giggidy.

[boiledelephant]

The thing is, you'd have to be hung like a horse for it to be relevant. I can't figure out why the suggestion works like this.

I mean it DOES work. I just don't get it.

[GoofballAndi]

@boiledelephant

Or you had to be a horse...

Alright, its time to take a break from internet pornography i think. Im gonna go hang myself for a bit.

[boiledelephant]

@GoofballAndi

Man, why does horse porn even exist? That stuff ruined my childhood, it really did.

[cheekypants321]

@boiledelephant Because men are twisted.

[yourlineofire]

too bad i have a small penis

[Devilsnightforlife]

@yourlineofire And since this is the internet, does this mean you have.. a big one?

[DAVN121]

I LOVE Carla's "HA!" here. XD Who's with me? ^5

[HairyHariyama]

"Really? You spent two years dealing with yours."

[rushandrelax]

this is hilarious but, Kelso is kinda the best part

[bananenhangmat]

I knew this girl that could too. It was so hot... If she can do that, imagine what else she could do!

[plantleg]

hey guys what's so good about swallowing your whole fist?

[MikeMMA93]

@plantleg in other words deepthroat cause the girl can go far

[Schnitzelwuerfel]

Its just GODLIKE how they all take a step forward at the same time... :D

[RyMan91]

0:13 Lonnie tries to put his fist in Ted's mouth. lol

[slayisinsanified]

i think i just did it...dunno if it's an accomplishment though :-/

[Flaky1990]

@slayisinsanified ooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhh­hh....<3

[dominsu]

No way, she can't do that!

[higgyfoo]

press 6, simultaneous orgasms.

[filks123]

when Kelso just drove past I burst out laughing just couldn't contain myself

[MrToiletclogger]

*kelso zips past and rips him a new one* LMAO. kelly ripaaaa

[jamiejohnson2196]

HAHA YOU JUST GOTTA LOVE THE KELSO

[CODblackandWhite]

I got a fist she can swallow! OH YEA!

[DominationVideos]

LOL. Dr. Kelso's punchline then Carla's "HA!" just really sold that scene haha

[pcsiva]

HA!!!!

[Klatjofsky]

Dr. Kelso really starts to be a scene stealer in later seasons (and yes, I'm aware that this is actually pretty early.)

[TakashiXzero]

i reacted the same way when i first watched this episode.

[oddchick]

Men ARE twisted....

[madhat1979]

@oddchick And proud of it.....

[rotcehetutam]

This joke is awesome, this is why it's a great show! xD

[servingofhumblepie]

0:11 - 0:23 The guy in the pinky-red shirt looks like a hispanic Ryan Reynolds.

Wouldn't have noticed if I wasn't looking at Ted attempting to swallow the other guy's first. :)

[motionpicturefreak16]

press 6..... :)

[TheFuckingError]

press 4 and 7 as fast as you can.

[unbound86]

lol kelso out of fucking nowhere

[linus0111]

hope she comes home 2 me and swallow my "fist"

[Gavin17259]

0:13 Look at ted

[OmegaMetroid14]

0:30 lololololololol funniest Kelso moment EVAR!!!!!!!!!

[Soyneil]

Am I missing something here? Sure it's impressive, but what is those guys' problem? I'm a guy and I can't figure out what the hell is so *missing a word* about it.

[vFataliiity]

@Soyneil if she can swallow her whole fist she also can swallow a whole penis

[Soyneil]

@vFataliiity That's what I assumed, but I still wouldn't react like those guys ;)

[ToddQuinlan]

Haha - Ted and Lonnie!

[deadaleta]

XD jd, "I hate that thing." Really? I love that thing. That thing is hilarious.

[Samio352]

0:20 8| Yeah.

[Freerunner661]

@MissMadel1 if a chick can open her mouth wide and fit it in thts a turn cuz it means shes good at blowjobs

[hinata01mcr]

hahahahaha men are twisted!!!!XD

[KingHarkinian]

@hinata01mcr sshhhh, don't ruïn it.

xD

[lubricatedtires]

lol@ ted and that guy in the background trying to do it

[Santadriver]

xD the todd : "no way!"

[3dxbox]

OoOoOoOoOoHhHhH... shhh don't ruin it

[LionofDawn]

theres nothing twisted about wanting to know if a girl can open her mouth wide enough.... >_>

[TheMeezProductions]

Since Todd is there and it's talking about turn offs, I'm assuming that the Todd used the Booby Horn to gather everyone. Haha

[TAJ3737]

mens are twisted lol

[indras100]

Love JD's face when Elliot said yes she can swallow her whole fist.

[MissMadel1]

Erm alright can someone explain to me plz? xD because i don't speak men...

[iamamenlala]

@MissMadel1

imagine the fist were something else...

[MissMadel1]

@iamamenlala OH i see what you mean.. >.>

Men are twisted...

[S4mu3L01]

"Sssst.. Don't ruin it.." That cracked me up!

[2ndCthulhu]

Dr. Bob Kelso - Always present in the right moments.

[Kapitan234]

this reminds me of one of my friend's sisters. He invited her to go ou with us and some more ppl, and between a weird capabilities he said she could put her whole fist on her mouth. What an epic moment, funny thing is that we had to explain her why it was so hilarious (even her brother couldn't stop laughing)

[Horrorlink]

/watch?v=86Gvpu_N030

[GoGuildfordFlames]

i love carla at the end "HA!" best laugh ever XD

[vanillabear711]

haha love scrubs

[MissMadel1]

Men are twisted...

[chaingang6666]

anybody else notice lonnie trying to jam his fist up tedd at 0:13

[spanky1113]

Carla's "Haaa".  Awesome.

[Simpsonsfreak1134]

Is that Morgan Freeman's younger brother on the end?

[perryscrubsfan]

i can :3

[jor3122]

Ha!

[snowier5]

"shhhh dont ruin it."

[Jontehmannen]

Right after:

HIGH FIVE!!... Or, wait..

[MaskedRAlchemy]

Lol @ the way everyone leans in to see if Elliot really can swallow her fist...

[smallman1112]

"shhhh, don't ruin it" XD

[bunneh2]

@GermanAngel94 sorry to say this and not wanting to start a fight here, english happens to be the hardist language to use, german is one of the best to get to know.

[AkatsukiGirlNumberOn]

@bunneh2 really? sorry i didn't know this because a lot of english and american people i know have difficults with learning german. we've got 3 different articles for nouns and in the english language there is only 'the'.

don't worry i am not going to bite off your head or something :-)

[escarfangorn]

@bunneh2

ROTFLMAO, ever tried Polish or Chinese???

[bunneh2]

@escarfangorn start with one of them two, then try english. :) not too fun

[perryscrubsfan]

@escarfangorn sorry for getting involved but polish is quite easy :)

[aaronrushton1]

lol did anyone else larnee attempt to put his fist i teds mouth?

[oneprizeonegoal]

I love Carlas laugh at Kelsos drive-by joke

[mininow]

Todd: NO WAY! 

[Swiftero]

And this is why we can't have nice things on the Internet.

[Guymanguy12345]

Bob Kelso, everybody!

[pimpongbal]

i love Carla's laugh in this.

[xAzNxDekix]

i love how they seemed to disappear after the moment was over at 0:30

[soulmman]

I love how Lonnie tries to put his fist into Ted's mouth at 0:13.

[futurestar94britfan]

lol men ARE twisted! haha why is swallowing ur fist hot? xD

[scrambledpenis]

@futurestar94britfan it means she can give good head like your mom!

[futurestar94britfan]

@scrambledpenis my mom is 56 years old.

[scrambledpenis]

@futurestar94britfan so she has alot of time to bring strange men over her house and blow them!

[futurestar94britfan]

@scrambledpenis not exactly. she spends most of her time in church. seriously, she does.

[AkatsukiGirlNumberOn]

@scrambledpenis what's ur problem? he was just asking a normal question (a question that is totally normal to ask if your not as perverted as a guy who calls himself scrambledpenis) and you attack his mom. That's pathetic...i would like to hear you saying that in his face you coward

[scrambledpenis]

@AkatsukiGirlNumberOn did i strike a raw nerve? did my comment bring up memories or mommy coming home smelling of gin and sperm! mind your own buisness you ugly fat loser!

[AkatsukiGirlNumberOn]

@scrambledpenis you are the one who calls everyones mom a whore so i think you got some memories of your mom coming home smelling of gin and sperm....children traumas are so sad ....oh and why don't you mind your own buisness? i do not think the questions of other people are your buisness so you just owned yourself...and by the way i am a slim and pretty girl, the kind you are dreaming of when you mastrubate

[scrambledpenis]

@AkatsukiGirlNumberOn I like how half of your comeback is repeating everything i just said; because you do not have ideas of your own. not only are you ugly but you are dumb. As for you saying your attractive, I seriously doubt it.

[scrambledpenis]

@AkatsukiGirlNumberOn Everyone knows that hott women do not waste their time talking to people online. I know your type well. You are one of those women who think they are pretty but aren't. A woman who wears a belly shirt even though you have a gut. the kind that wears a skirt in cold weather. the kind that is deep down inside insecure because she knows the truth, that Your a piglet and men just use you as a semen recepticle and throw away. You are nothing! and not worth me nutting off to.

[AkatsukiGirlNumberOn]

@scrambledpenis wow i am impressed! finally you are not talking like a F- student anymore but i do not think this converation is going anywhere. since you know this type of women well i guess it's the only type you can get into your bed. i am only 16 and i never wear skirts if they don't reach my knee and belly shirts are slutty so Mr. Psycho- Analyzer think again, oh and teenager spend a lot of time online, i mean where would facebook be without teens? and you wrote hot wrong

[scrambledpenis]

@AkatsukiGirlNumberOn You are right. I spelled the word hot incorrectly. If this were a formal writing assignment! Are you really this stupid? There aren't any formal grammar rules online. In your sentences you forgot to capitalize I, You have run- on sentences, comma splices. Also you did not capitalize the first letters of new sentences. I have a masters degree in english. I have forgotten more about grammar than you will ever know! You need to grow a brain!

[adakabodhi]

@futurestar94britfan the more you can swallow the deeper u will go on a BJ... so if your mouth is that big... ooooh boy!

[supersquare95]

Men are twisted. XDXD

[sharky0922]

"i hate that thing.." HAHA 

[AvannTethialla]

I love Carla in this.

"... Spent two years dealing with yours."

"HA."

[chloe21091]

"Let me just ask her"

*move simultaneously*

"Can you really swallow your whole fist?"

"Yeah?"

"Ohhh... Shhh don't ruin it..."

*Carla does weird face*

"Men are twisted"

LOOOOOOL XD

[elbowbaby1]

@chloe21091 Did you just write the whole script of what just happened so deaf people can enjoy the comedy also or because you just have that much time?

[chloe21091]

@elbowbaby1 Cuz i have THAT much time yeah =)

[elbowbaby1]

@chloe21091 Awww help the deaf out a little bit!

[chloe21091]

@elbowbaby1 LOL thanks!! :D

[CazuhLynn]

@elbowbaby1

Don't want to encourage you, pal, but I -as a German- think that it actually was really helpful for I don't always understand every word from English clips. So, yupp, I enjoyed that script, which, in case, was not the whole one.

[elbowbaby1]

@CazuhLynn yeah exactly, I think it's very helpful to copy the whole script out, just saying it's time consuming too.

[TheOldSpeckledHen]

shhhhh, don't ruin it.

[07bboyjoe]

i don't get the joke someone explain xD D

[csburchie]

I love pausing at 0:22 and looking at their facial expressions.

[ShortyTheDireWolf]

"Men are twisted" XDD

[Immortal4Aday]

i love mobility Kelso

[finnishnin]

This is probably why JD married Elliot, that and love

[masterofrandom16]

@finnishnin yup, in that order!

[Raduldo]

YES WE ARE TWISTED xD

[ItsColdInNorway]

JD: Calm down boys, let me just ask.... xDD

= one of the funniest lines ever :D

[kandigurl705]

I Love you Bob Kelso!