CFI Warns Nation of Gods Wrath!

[glendrummer01]

I liked the penguin. Does that mean that Linux is part of god's wrath?

[resistanceunion]

Its kinda hard to recognize the parody of Fundie religious groups .. They reached the Tip of Batshit crazy Soo I have a hard time knowing who is really joking ..

[chinamanspeakenlis]

@resistanceunion haha

[candoyja]

This is a joke, right?

[Primalxbeast]

Australia was already invaded by frogs. Yaweh just decided to get started on the other side of the planet. He's just having to take things one step at a time. He's not as young as he was when he made the planet 6000 years ago you know.

[bary1234]

This was actually good :) I dont know if this is the best way to attack religion but all ways should be tried. Religion is such a persistent cancer of the mind that who knows what can cure it.

[nolobede]

it'd be easy for some not to realize this is a joke.... since some fundie nutjobs are just like this.

[a0eoj]

Very funny, but Pat Robertson's sheep actually believe crap like that. If those sheeple had enough integrity to overcome their confirmation bias for a god's existence, charlatans and parasites like Robertson would need to get a real job and contribute something worthwhile to society.

[limpnail]

My land already is covered in frogs. I live on a lake. well ok not on it by next to it.

[TekJansen99]

Wow you really had me going for a second. hehehe whew now that was funny well done sir.

P.S. Love the penguin

[CondorDM]

Dumb people will take this guy serious and make dumb remarks, read the comments and you will get it, it is a joke.

Do some research.

[TeflonSaint]

Nice One Ron!

[Nades129]

omg, im confused if either its sarcasm... oh wait... haha, fuck, i really got sucked in the beginning.

[M1ST3RHYDE]

Diddo:)

[Error302]

i lolled

[wilde4200]

this guy is nuts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[bfsab61]

bring it nigga. lmao is this a joke

[flippstar09]

wot a happy chap ....

[Pheonx32]

cocksucker

[reggatonmon121]

lol!

[phlsean]

GO HANG YOURSELF RACIST NUTT!

[M1ST3RHYDE]

I must have Missed something? How is this guy a racist NUTT?

[capitalcontested]

i shit on jesus the other day, and he liked it. but, when i deflored his mother, he liked it better. beep-beep.

[lMa44hew]

I thought God always loves us?

Now he wants to release this on us?

[jhcarr830]

Probably, a professional comedy writer could have made this better. Over three minutes for a 30 second joke is a bit much. It reminds me of SCTV skits that just went on too long. Nice try though. (There are books you can get with advice on writing humor.)

[A4AgnstcFndmntlst]

"foreplay for plagues"

lol

[emolater2]

I love this guy.

[AtheistdotEDU]

Satire, right? :)

His age makes it harder to tell. All those nutty religious videos are narrated by old men. You have to make it to 2:00 to know...

[KyanisSunweaver]

Is this a joke? Or is this guy really that crazy?

[thePuzzledDragon]

hahaha

[SaganAppreciationSoc]

Is that an Avid editing system? Didn't you guys use Amiga/NewTek systems?

[DanimusMaximus87]

I agree, many many people are ranting on this...

Somehow, humor has made me understand this situation from the outside perspective...

Wow; How we lose our minds to bullshit, everyday.

[Saktoth]

Seriously, you dont need to make a piss-take like this, there are enough people out there talking like this.

[LastOptionPils]

"Foreplay for plagues"

There are no words for how awesome that statement is. I don't know why, but it feels awesome.

[shincuppy]

LMAO!!!!!

[whitneykemp2006]

not FROGS!!! nooooooo.

[omgyoubaby]

lol so this guy thinks all atheists are evil and pervs?

[makaisenki]

Did you miss the whole sarcasm of it.

Sad thing is that fundamentalists are so mental that it doesn't surprise ANYONE when someone not only spouts this time of insanity, but believes it himself entirely.

Of course that's what happens when people base their lives around the assertion that a talking serpent with legs told a woman made of a rib from a guy made of dust, to eat an apple, and as a direct consequence we must be ashamed of being nude and wear clothes, and that childbirth is painful.

[42NA10]

is this real?

[miltmerm]

No, you are dreaming.

[paulbottomley42]

Ahahaha, TUX PLAGUE!

That would be so awesome. I demand a plague of Tux :D

[Sorenzo]

Lol, foreplagues.

[Sorenzo]

Save the frogs!

No, really, too many frog species are dying out :(.

[crabbybastard1]

THE FROGS!!!

[KittyGotSued]

hahaha..this guy is good, I like him..haha

[makaisenki]

He really really REALLY had me going for the first minute. I was turning on my webcam and preparing my video editing software and everything preparing to let his argument rip himself to shreds. Man I'm glad I didn't make a jackass out of myself XD

I'm humble enough to admit that I fell for the joke hook line and sinker. Sadly enough there are people who would really believe in that shit.

Why are there so many stupid people out there? I blame the stories of talking serpents rib-women and fruit.

[horny4bears]

amah'ra...

circle I grew up around, is 20+ new born theist, to my 0 attempts to see if Iwould embrace religion, when given zero prefrence only a upbringng like myself, minus the enforced doctrination at age 6. Life was easier to accept till tht first day of sunday school, that started like thisvideo, they used pictures, drawings, not plushies..

perhaps I wouldnt have spent 20 years gnawing my own tail off, looking for that rabbit hole to sanity.

peace

JC

[makaisenki]

Self interest and competition can lead to social prosperity...

What is the incentive for people to work harder if they can make multi million dollar bonuses by BANKRUPTING THEIR COMPANY?

I mean if we were to put caps on how much a company can pay its employees based on incremental caps and percentages, the only way CEOs could make more money, is by increasing pay throughout the company, or expanding the amount of people employed by that company.

Win-Win situation In my opinion.

[BeatBuddy]

The Bible says that a fool in his heart says there is no God, but atheists don't use their hearts, they use their heads.

[makaisenki]

But... my heart is the muscle that sends the blood flowing throughout my body... Oh wait... you meant for thinking purposes...

Of course muscles don't talk... if they did my genitalia would have a lot to say to me. ... actually it would never stop bitching... man it can be such a whiner some times O_o

I swear if it wasn't for the sex our relationship would be over by now XD

Lol :P

Thank Nature that penises can't talk huh?

[BeatBuddy]

Oh penises talk, but it's in the form of body language. I know from first hand experience.

[burn0gas]

I have no idea how he made it threw that without bursting out in laughter...

[GuyGuysly]

I love you!

[19Brooke87]

wonderfully hilarious

[AkoyTamad]

:D ... real funny ... i almost thought that you guys changed colors in the first 50 seconds.

[ILYIAB]

Fracking hilarious!

[chick7489]

It is hard to pick just one prettiest place....BUT I was fortunate enough to see the Nasrid Palace in the Al Hambra AT NIGHT. They are SPECTACULAR at night and since the rest of the Al Hambra is closed, there are no large crowds to deal with....

[thunderpants10]

Festering boils for the win!

[armyveteran101st]

Well, guess what? I'm a VERY proud non-believer of the drivel assholes like this useless idiot on the screen try to poison people with. It's time for humanity to get its collective head out of its ass and embrace reason and science, instead of getting mired in primitive, superstitious, fantastic tales of fiction that do nothing but sink us deeper and deeper into division, strife, and ignorance. What do you say we open our eyes to the 21st Century in all its glorious enlightenment?

[thpaine]

I wanna see TOADS get their fair representation too. Dang!  Toad bigot......Give the toad a chance to be creepy too! That's all I'm askin'! :)

[GBart]

Hahahahaha "Slam bam here are the locusts"

[CrankyCrone]

That was funny! Thanks!

[JmkLcAeJsm]

You can tell so easily he's not religious, making specific predictions... Schoolboy error.

[aspoterde]

Ron. Ron? Listen to me. You don't talk like a pastor. I'm sorry. Someone had to say it. :(

[indignant99]

Oh joyful day... Behold the deluge of Linux Penguins, sweeping over the Land, inundating all before them.

[a300pilotster]

LOL. look out.. Go Brights!!!

[hal2017]

"Foreplay for plagues" - LOL

[Eldel15]

lol the land will be coverved with frogs!

[ComradeAgopian]

Maybe if I say the rights prayers,the Great Flying Spaghetti Monster will send me a plague of busty Lebanese women.

[sfehrenbach]

Curses!...a plague of plushies!

Wrath just ain't what it used to be.

:)

[MarqXB]

Dang i have to take my last comment back :D

[MarqXB]

My head spins after watching this crap

[DarwinsChihuahua]

Oh crap! I have ants! The plagues have begun!

[regemo]

I wasnt sure if this was parody or not. lol

[justbekindtooall]

me either lol Its 15 degrees here no flies no grasshoppers and all the frogs are frozen lol..

[DarwinsChihuahua]

Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

This is satire.

[BoingotheClown]

Frogs are chewy on the outside and crunchy on the inside.

I am not sure if I like them.

[xkeltoix]

LULZ!!!111111111111111111

[rnistuk]

This man knows what he is saying because of the science device behind his head.

Oh yes.

I look forward to the frogs. I like frogs.

The boils I can do without.

I'm neutral on the issues of the locusts.

My skin is itchy.

[KT45]

Noooooo not the frogs!!!