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  • co za asy...

  • LOL never seen this before.

  • It's Swedish not Russian, WTF are u talkin about?

  • What she was doing at so bad seats??

  • Ulf and Wayne were, and still are, good friends and i'm sure there's no tension between them at all.

  • Translation correction, from the russian: they were quoting Ulf as saying to Wayne at the bench: "sorry, Wayne, but I've accidentally knocked up your wide." The correct translation is "sorry, Wayne, but I've accidentally knocked out your wife". Important to correct, as there is quite a difference.

  • youtube.com/watch?v=TrSs453rRr­8

  • lol

  • Hey Wayne, this funny thing happened... totally not my fault at all but it involves your wife, glass, and this other guy named Ulf

  • That wouldn't have happened if she had stayed in the kitchen.

  • Bet ya she didn't sit as close after that.

  • Gretzkys wife got owned lol hmm, not nice ):

  • What are the chances? Pretty good apparently.

  • im not tryin to sound menn or anythin but OMG FUNNY SHIT EVER LMFAO ROFL LOL LMAO............Ec

  • B-)

  • lol as gretzky casually skates over her ... whats wrong again bitch ?

  • when he walks up the stairs at the end it kind of looks like hes thinking "fucks sake i cant take her anywhere"

  • "Wayne, i knocked your wife."

    "YOU WHAT!"

    "OUT! I knocked her out"

    "Oh, okay Ulf. You scared me for a second there!"

  • ulf skated over and said to Wayne, "I've got bad news and i've got good news. the bad news is that i just knocked your wife out..."

    "... the good news is that she is REALLY hot when she's asleep!"

  • Ulf is and was a dope!!

  • It's the only time Ulf got a hard on and he doesn't even know why.

  • I BET. [ she didnt see that coming]

  • edmonton loves samuelsson.

  • Ulf- "Sorry Wayne....I knocked out your wife"

    Wayne- "Who cares, she's holding up the game!"

  • Hell, she takes it in the ass harder than that!

  • ulf knows that bitch should in the kitchen making delicious pies

  • Leave it to Ulf to even cheapshot his own tammate's wife! Haha

  • "See, Wayne? That's what you do when you don't get your dinner on time."

  • this is what happens when mcsorely isnt protecting a gretzky

  • ulf like"wayne.... janets having a kid in the stands"

  • funny looking kitchen...

  • lol gretzkys wife fuck her

  • Ulf Samuelsson is the first player, knocking out his own teammate out of the game without even touching him :D

  • It's like they carefully chose two camera angles that show absolutely not a fucking thing.

  • @lolKbgTgm6621what its weird how that happens in huge plays where the call could break the game or make it. the ref is always in the way lol

  • @lolKbgTgm6621what I know right...

  • Why wasn't she at home doing the dishes?

  • @gtrefghuk wow dude.. incredibley sexist....

  • @hellkitteyfier umm, you probably shouldnt watch tosh.0...

  • @gtrefghuk that just made me lol

  • at least he knocked her out... not knocked her up!

  • gretzky is a god best hockey player ever........... and his wife is hot

  • gretzky was a one trick pony. must have been nice to just worry about scorin goals instead of having to play defense.

  • @duffy31311 Don't think it's that easy :).

  • @nils4545

    easier than being a real two way player in today's game.

  • @duffy31311 agreed

  • @nils4545

    but I agree with you. Gretz was something else. Great goal scorer.

  • @duffy31311

    Are you fucking serious?

  • @MrsPaul

    show me a video of gretzky playing defense.

    nuff said.

  • @duffy31311 No one takes Vids of people playing on Defense!

  • This was actually a good thing... You see she was betting that this would happen.

  • LOL

  • Sorry Wayne but I think I might have knocked up your your wife. Oh and she's also unconscious, I guess some women just can't handle the Ulf Man, Ohhhh Yeeeah!

  • loooooooooooooooooooool

  • Should have let Ulf feed before game. Ulf get angry when hungry. He may throw hockey player onto Gretzky's female.

  • I remember this game. I just kept thinking how sorry I was for Gretz to have to deal with that drama. You'd think she was shot.

  • Haha "Tuffe Uffe" - Hockeysveriges svar på Svullo!

  • She looks like she's sucking on her thumb lol.

  • never leave the rink for the pink

  • I love how his attitude was like "oh wow come on"

  • She was milking it for sure

  • @rankingjohnmajor

    It was concussion. That swede almost murdered her.

  • @TigerMeadows Thats what swedes are doing. Murdering people, trying to take over the world. Have you ever been to NY or LA? Fucking swedes everywhere.

  • @mASTAHME

    Lol, exactly.

  • @rankingjohnmajor since the narration was in swedish you missed that her doctors confirmed it was a concussion. So yeah: no...

  • Owned!

  • Leave it to Ulf to knock a woman out...

  • why did gretzky bring his stick to go see his wife ol

  • @NYJYIK hes a hockey player

  • Yo bro, I took care of that btch for ya.

  • janet's best acting ever,

  • Wow

  • Wow

  • @babyyaypamulaaj161. i want to talk with you.. maybe even do more than talk..

  • AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

    LOLOLOLOLOL XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

  • Damned Swedes, always got to keep an eye on them. They cheat too. Kaikki tietävät, suomalaiset ovat eniten jääkiekon pelaajia maailmassa

  • Wayne probably told her " i thought you were in the kitchen?"

  • @BabyyayPamulaaj161 PERVERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • ulf is like, "wayne. . . i fucked up your wife"

  • @xMikePADDLEx94 =DDD lmao

  • I forgot about this.....yikes!

  • Samuelsson trying to get away with another cheap bang.

  • Bitch shouldn't have her face on the window.

  • OH MY

  • Why do Canadiens and Americans fight so often. im an American but i love both countries. both countries love the game of hockey, and both are pretty good too.. Wasn't it USA vs Canada in the Olympics? USA may have lost, but we still love hockey just as much as you canadians out there.

  • see..this wouldnt have happen if the wife was making sandwiches!

  • At least one member of the Gretzky family can take a hit like a man. I wonder if the league sent Ulf down to the minors for this like they did to Bill McReary......:P

  • hahaha when i saw the title i thought this had to be a joke title but it really happened

  • Oh I thought this was gonna be a  video of Jari Kurri gettin' knocked out...

  • She's an actress/model...she was totally faking that whole thing....you could tell by Gretzkys face..."Oh Christ"..."I gotta deal with shit again".... total drama queen.....

  • @andy23822 No actually she was hurt -concussion and a few bruises. At least thats what the swedish commentator said :P

  • pussy.. couldnt care less if his wife was hit

  • THAT BITCH GOT SHIT ON! AHHHHHH!!!! haha. That sucks though

  • Gretzky never ever get hit like this.....

  • He found out Janet had twenty grand on the Black Hawks that night.

  • I love how Gretzky lumbered over to his wife so slowly. That's dedication. He probably slept on the couch for a month.

  • "Sorry Wayne, but I just knocked the shit out of your wife"

  • Her best acting performance. LOL

  • she was tougher than wayne. and she didn't complain either. she took the hit.

  • Gretzky's wife looked hot all unconscious and all.

  • gretzkys wife is a BABE

  • @Shlunx sounds like you're a necrophile

  • @juzu4me I believe it's necrophiliac.

  • @ironmaidenforlife123 one can use necrophiliac or necrophile Mr. Oxford. Or is it Mr. Webster?

  • @juzu4me I love it when people insult me when I correct their spelling, even though I never insulted them to begin with. You must be insecure about your grammar.

  • @ironmaidenforlife123 lol you're paranoid, I wasn't insulting you! I just said you could use either words and they mean the same thing. Mind you, your grammar is terrible! You should have written it like this: "I love it when people insult me AFTER I correct their spelling; even though I never insulted them to begin with."

  • @juzu4me I bet you took extra care writing that comment so I wouldn't correct you hmm? And do you have any knowledge of what the word paranoid means? Go look up cases of severe paranoia, and then call me paranoid. You have no clue what you're talking about. Please stop replying back, I would like to get on with my life.

  • @ironmaidenforlife123 Ok one more comment (since you asked me a question lol) and I'll let you get on with your life. Yes I know what paranoid means, and you are a paranoid freak. Now shut your useless mouth and get something done.

  • @juzu4me Actually the human mouth isn't useless, it's proven to be quite useful, especially for eating, breathing, and having conversations. And humans "get things done" every nanosecond, as they never stop doing things. And again, you said I was paranoid, but you gave no backup to that, so if you have time, I would love to hear some reason why you think I have this mental disorder you are referring to.

  • @ironmaidenforlife123 You thought I was insulting you when I was actually just letting you know that both words are acceptable. I never said one word against you or anything derogatory. Yet you came back and said I was insulting you, so that makes you paranoid because someone can say something totally normal to you and you believe people are insulting you and laughing at you. You should go on medication.

  • @juzu4me Actually, you called me a name that in fact, was not my name. I believe it was "Mr. Oxford" or "Mr. Webster". So yes, you did insult me for correcting you. So no, I am not paranoid and no, I should not go on medication. Maybe you should consult a doctor, you may have a new and rare disease that makes you think you are superior, and talk down to people.

  • @ironmaidenforlife123 You were insulted that I called you Mr Oxford and Mr. Webster? Wow, you sure are a great big whiny suckhole! Imagine what you'd do if I called you a maudlin sonofabitch. Wow, what a baby. You were picked on as a kid so much that now if anyone says anything to you you go right on the defensive. You are paranoid sir, now stop crying and get a job. There, I insulted you.

  • @juzu4me Why do you pretend like you know me? You actually know nothing about me. And it wasn't me who got on the defensive, it was you. You immediately started to defend yourself when I corrected you, and resorted to profanity. You must live a pretty unfulfilled life. Also, I don't believe "suckhole" is a word. And you also missed a few spaces in between son-of-a-bitch. And there is now way for you to know if I was or wasn't crying, and I indeed do have a job. Keep the grammar mistakes coming!

  • @ironmaidenforlife123 If you're going to pretend your English is perfect you better learn how to spell 'no'. And your commas are all out of whack. It should be "You immediately started to defend yourself when I corrected you and resorted to profanity." NO COMMA NEEDED THERE. Now go get a 2nd job!

  • @juzu4me No comma needed, indeed - but it's not wrong putting one there.

  • @justgeifaname True...for example, your input wasn't necessary but you still felt compelled to add something. If we all trimmed the fat there'd be a lot less useless text in youtube.

  • @juzu4me By looking at how much you've written, compared to me, we can safely assure that you're atleast 5 times as fat as I am (If you're theory is true, that is).

  • @justgeifaname You're 5 times as whiny for sure,and most likely fatter. I'm pretty slim, muscle though

  • @juzu4me You've come up with a new theory now, Einstein? Or what are you baising your accuesements on this time? And from where in my comments did you draw the conclusion that I whined? I simply used one of your theories to determina how much of a fattie you are :-)

    Btw, gotta love the way you tried to justify yourself by saying how slim you are, it cracked me up.

  • @justgeifaname American = fat. No and, ifs or buts---except all the big fat hamburger BUTTS

  • @juzu4me America includes Canada, you know.

  • @justgeifaname dude...America is referred to as the USA. Canada is part of North America. Ok my last comment was bullshit but you and I will never agree on anything so let's pick this up in 2014, agree?

  • @juzu4me lol i love how people like to say americans are just fat and stupid ive gone to so many other countries and seen much more fat and stupid people

  • @juzu4me Funny thing is, in a recent study on obesity in the US, the fattest group of people are Hispanics, mostly recent immigrants. They come up here and start cleaning out our supermarkets & McDonalds. So while us old time Americans are fat, the new Americans are even fatter. Another sign of the corrupting influence of American culture.

  • i was at this game when i was really young

  • unglaublich diese schlechte qualität bei youtub-videos ....und das im 21jhdt.

  • Chicago is awesome

  • Gretzky was born to play hockey, his wife gets hurt yet he never lets go of his stick, that's true stick-handling.

  • @SSt4rr LMAO nice one haha

  • Hey she's a good Canadian kid given it a 110%......oh wait!!!

    Hey wait,,,,, if she can't stay awake during Gretz's games, I think he should get rid of the old bag.

  • is their anyone ulfy didn't cheap shot ?

  • YOU ARE ALL MORONS!!

  • Hey My friend got me  NHL Slap Shot for WII and I saw Gretkzy was on the cover so I asked him dose it come with embelzaing mode lol lol

  • @Wehategod you're an idiot

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  • @Wehategod Too bad for you, it doesn't come with spell check either. How does Wayne not know she is sitting over there? Furthermore, why does Samuelsson have to come over to tell him about it? When he saw the commotion, he should have got up and went to see if she was alright. Guess she isn't that important after all.

  • @Wehategod you're an imbecile

  • @Wehategod your fucking retarded! nuff said.

  • I guess she didn't BET on that

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  • She should have been home preparing dinner for Wayne

  • haha that is too funny

  • Gretzky ! What a puzky!

  • wow what are the chances of that

  • how ulf date rapes

  • Lafontaine seemed more worried then Gretzky lol

  • I laughed my ass off the whole duration of the vid! Not sure why.

  • wait why was there a hockey game going on in the kitchen?

  • @blackman4550 haHA!!!!!!

  • @blackman4550 just shit myself laughing

  • @blackman4550 - OH...MY...GOD ! I have watched this vid at least 20 times, and just now "got" your comment. I was always thinking, "huh?". As a woman I have to say this; that is one of the funniest comments I have ever read on youtube. Well played sir! :)

  • @blackman4550 hahah hilarious

  • this is fake because probably the hawks told gretzkys wife to fake it so wayne can leave the game and the hawks wont worry about losing

  • @AtooZ17 hahaha nice conspiracy theory.....

  • I feel bad for samuellsson, I wonder what he said to gretzky there.

  • @Skrotkungen Don't feel bad for Ulf, he's a cock and probably thought it was hilarious.

  • she passed out because she bet the rangers and lost again!!

  • that's why women should stay home...

  • She didn't look to be in pane.

  • @MAB0UTIGER thats terrible =)

    

  • This is boring. If it was titled "Samuelson knock UP Gretzky's wife" it might be better! Hahahahahaha!

  • gretzky planned it..he had enough of her

  • Janet and Wayne often visit Victoria, B.C. and shop on Fort Street for the occasional antiques. She is a really nice lady. She is not full of herself at all. If ALL of our customers were as kind and humble as her, we would be happy.

    Leave her alone, at least until you have met her and had a coffee and some conversation with her.

    BTW: It might be common knowledge, but did you know that Wayne HATES to fly. Not, John Madden "HATES-TO-FLY", but he really hates it, especially take offs

  • @EarlofCrawford sorta creepy that you know all this... freak

  • @TheSecondCenter We are friends with these people, how is that being a freak? Or do you not have any?

  • First time a Gretzky has ever taken a hit.

  • @sweiland75 you seen the video of Patrick Roy dekeing Gretzky, I get the impression you would love it!

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  • she probably wasnt watching the game...no woman ever does. She was probably jus talking to someone about fashion or something else that interest women who marry rich famous people.

  • naw baby, im wayne gretzky... you get to sit right in front of the glass.

  • hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!­! wanna bet?

  • did mcsorley kick samuelsson ass after that?

  • Good seats aint so good now