Ellen Degeneres - She clears up some rumors

[58book]

WOW theres even a transcript

[kimfer1225]

better off ted is fucking hilarious

[jimmie481000]

LMFAO

[BUBUefron]

stir fry also???

[tayLOVESbre]

beer before liquer never be sicker...I LOVE HER

[PizzaRiia]

thnks again Ellen ,, respect but not for governments who tell cops to shut down those who happen to speed not drugs, just 15 kilomters over the speed limit,'

and charged by the 'income', not by the deed.

Riia

[Pnavr]

lol

that's from the movie terminator i think xD (the explosion)

i love ellen

[irinaderevkko]

"and yes you can break it" lol shes awesome

[GossipGirlWB]

i love ellen :) shes the best

[horsesruleguysdrool]

lol she's hilarious i love her show :)

[babyvlova09]

"and u no wat happens when u assume u make and ass out of me and u bcuz thts wat it spells...look it up"

lmao she is funnyyyy i love her!!

[aMUSEingArt]

@babyvlova09 an ass out of u and me ass-u-me

[first2middle]

@babyvlova09 My teacher taught us that in 5th grade...It was so Hilarious!I always say that to people now and Im goin into Highschool this year

[TheCdestre]

@babyvlova09 ...Watch Ellen's Texting Monologue, because you need to learn english.

[cyta88]

lmao