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  • ewwwww

  • Morrigan is fat.

  • i was like omfg, im ordering you to to fuck morrigan, who wants to fuck you and you ask questions?

  • Morrigan+Loghain+Arch-Demon= Fat babies!!! Hahaha.

  • Its funny how you can actually see vaginas in this game if you take off a girls clothes and angle the camera right...

  • It's ok Morrigan. I'll make love with you.

  • Loghain's facial expression makes it seem like he wish you would of just executed him instead lol

  • Dammit... I can't imagine what horrendous awful child will Morrigan conceive ._.

  • i killed that guy and did not accept to get morrigant pregnant

    guess i screwed up both with that

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  • does anyone else find it funny that she only wears a bra when shes not wearing that shirt thing?

  • @redmoon30 no not really. i find it funnier that she is actually wearing a bra at all. We all know that the clothes she is always wearing comes braless not mention that it should be understood that they aren't allowed to show nipples and such because games on consoles rarily do. I can't imagine the actual sex scene that they would have made had it been at porn level. Oh sorry i misreaad your comment and yes it is funny that she is wearing a bra.

  • I just picture Loghain as Kain :3

  • My eyes... burn

    Morrigan and Loghain *shivers* no just NO!

  • @TokyoMewMewCherry If I were Morrigan, I'd rather do the dog. Honestly.

  • @AndyRaslan Or the dwarf...

  • @AugustusYoranderFreu Ironic, since I did Morrigan as a male Brosca.

  • "You'll have to forgive me if I shut my eyes and think of my dead wife."

  • I have a question, I'm playing my female human noble warrior right now...My character romanced Alistair and they're in a relationship and I hardened him in the process...Being that my character's a female human noble I have the possibility to marry Alistair and rule as queen, however I still want Loghain alive and joined in the Grey Wardens...Is it possible to marry Alistair and rule as queen but still keep Loghain alive in the process?

  • @letshaveadingdong I don't know. Why don't you save beforehand and just try out a bunch of different possibilities? That might be more fun... or tedious, I suppose. Entirely up to you. :)

  • @letshaveadingdong

    Once you choose to spare Loghain's life, Alistair gets pissed off and leaves your group forever.

  • He kills the grey wardens, starts a civil war, tries to kill you, don't get executed, get laid and don't die killing the archdemon. Damn Loghain!

  • @TommyVercetti214 lololololololl

  • lolz

  • and thats why i killed loghain =)

  • Wow the female body in this game is FU**** UP LOOKING!

  • @Faize1998 Is tru.

    They don't know a first thing about female anatomy. Whoever designed the 3d model has a very weird sense of fat distribution/female skeleton proportion.

  • Alastair, can you forgive him now? Seriously the man's been punished enough for a billion crimes!

  • :D:D:D

    "You have to forgive me if I shut my eyes and think of my dead wife."

    What a sentence ! :D

    I never liked Loghain, but now I''ll try this.

  • RAPE HIM MORRIGAN.

  • lol @ loghain's face expression. he's like MEH the whole time XD

  • @DraMattIck

    he looks like he's about to cry. :'D

    I would really like to do that, then just as we're about to get it on, stab the jerk in the face. D:<

  • @flauterfli good thinking there :P

  • Excuse me while I go to the trash can to continue my vomiting

  • Hahaha soothing music with Loghains facial expression equals tihihi :P

  • love how the title says "victim"

  • It has to say something about Morrigan's personality if every man but the warden, when presented with this chance, says essentially, "Can't I die instead?  Please?"

  • she looks 50 pounds heavier naked

  • @mupp3tbab3h

    I'd say the boobs may have grown about 50 pounds heavier.

  • where did that bra come from?

  • Ugh, if you'll excuse me I'm gonna block this image from my head forever now...

  • Lowgain getting raped by Morrigan. LOL

  • y does morrigan bang this asshole?

  • @HustlerMitch lol so no one dies killing the archdemon

  • @ch013900 wat does that have to do with sex? lol

  • @HustlerMitch She needs to make some weird demon baby with a grey warden, and if you can't do it, and Alistair left, all you have left is loghain.

  • @JerZeyCJ Loghain sux though, alistair=much better guy to attract the shots while I sneak behind the arch demon and rape it.....

  • @Microtardz Alistair may be better, but if your a chick(or a guy who doesn't want to) and Loghain joined your party, Alistair leaves your party and gets pissed at you, leaving only Loghain.

  • @JerZeyCJ I know, thats why I said loghain sux though.... I'm an achievement whore myself, but letting loghain live is one of the only achievements I haven't gotten. Outside of the DLC of course. As I quite honestly refuse to pay extra for a game I already paid for, fking microsoft >.>

  • @Microtardz Well, they do have the Dragon Age: Origins: Ultimate Edition, which includes the full game, and every DLC. I think it goes for $60.

  • @JerZeyCJ Nahhh, would rather wait for Gears of War 3 MUHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!!

  • @JerZeyCJ Yeah but is it not possible to keep Lowgain AND Alistair if you marry Alistair and Anora so Alistar cant really protest? Never tried it my self.

  • @wcdornez No, no matter what, if you make Loghain a Grey Warden, Alistair gets pissed at you and will leave the party.

  • @JerZeyCJ Ahh fuck it. Alistair is such a pussy. But I guess I can understand that. After all Lowgain killed his great idol Dunkon, and he could never get over it, not even after I gifted him Duncas shield from that old and busted Grey Warden armory Riordan told us about, just before he fell off the dragon and splattered in to a bloody mess.

  • @JerZeyCJ By the way I played through DAO many times, once I decided to go for Lowgain, no matter how it pained me to see Alistair wronged by that act, and I enjoyed having Lowgain as a playable character. He likes to have old bones and dusty maps gifted to him.

  • EEEEEEWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!

  • AAEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

  • If you do this will Alistair still die at landsmeat?

  • @TheDeliverater you can never have both loghain and allistair without mods as far as i know, and this is after landsmeet

  • @TheDeliverater as far as i know allistair and loghain can never be in a party together besides mods, and its after the landsmeet

  • morrigan kills him >:D 

  • lucky!

  • Loghain: Do not Want!

  • i still think it's wierd that they have to do it in YOUR room!!

  • it looks like they all had a bucket of glue on their bodies, so shiny

  • This will not take long at all ROFL!! XDD

  • Loghain has to deal with Beastiality( ya know morrigans a shapeshifter) so he closes eyes and thinks of necrophilia o.0

  • 0:07 2 options show that you have both Alista and Loghain in your party how is that possible ?

  • I would actually be MORE weirded out if it were alistair and morrigan however......

  • WTF?! HOW COULD YOU?! WHAT KIND OF RETARDED FUCK WOULD PASS UP THAT OPPORTUNITY?! YOU FUCKING GAY WAD! Not me sir, oh no! I had 7 playthroughs and made sure I did the ritual with Morrigan. You... are just sick...

  • @danerogil The PC is female; it's impossible with a female for obvious reasons.

  • @AseraphsephirothZ THEN KICK MORRIGAN OUT! IT'S DISGUSTING ANYWAYS! xD

  • Why are Morrigans boobs enormous?

  • @originalstarwarsfan9 Everyone's boobs are huge.

    But it goes weird in chainmail armour for me. kinda like...their boobs are squished. b instead of slope.

  • @originalstarwarsfan9 u mean why aren't they lol :P

  • @originalstarwarsfan9 cuz she is a titty shapeshifter... she shapeshifted to double D's

  • @kosay1991 ROFL X482735963245

  • why exactly is morrigan getting it on with loghain?

  • @SilentGuyOfCanada becaus morrigan need a grey warden to save you because if you kill the archdemon then you will die so she need a grey warden to put some sperm cells in her and make a baby so the no gery wardens dies (thats the short story)

  • login and morigan ? my is ded

  • I see Loghain, I hear Loghain, but all I hear is Kain! D8 ooh my sweet violated Nosgoth!

  • @Okida22 omg I think you are the ONLY person I've EVER seen that actually played or even HEARD of Soul Reaver. I give every internet cookie in my jar. T_T

  • Ze goggles they do nothing

  • What the hell are you guys talking about?!

  • This is the only reason i let loghain live....

  • :o com loghain é sacanagem

  • Wait.. Doesn't Alistair Leave if we agree to recruit Loghain? How come his name's still there?

  • P.S. If you are playing as a noble female...the best ending, IMO, is let Alistair kill Logain at the landsmeet, and you marry Alistair to rule jointly.

  • Play a dwarf noble male if you have not...and see just how evil Behlen is. You only need to play as a dwarf til you get put in prison.

  • Wait, why are they doing this?

  • Arguing over the internet is like being in the Special Olympics. Even if you win, you're still retarted.

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  • Damn so instead of paying for all his trechary, he becomes a Grey Warden, gets to have sweet sex with Morrigan, and gets a chance to slay the Archdemon for eternal glory?

    dats fucked

  • @nevrest The "glory" doesn't matter so much to him since he is not only dead but his soul got destroyed also. No one can "pay" more than this. Not that I think he needs to pay for anything.

  • @Elisabetta611 Oh, you know, except for trying to kill you multiple times, causing the death of an entire army, raising up the guy who slaughtered your family, capturing elves to make them slaves, hiring a blood mage to poison an ally...need I go on?

  • @nevrest The darkspawn caused the death of half an army, he saved the other half by a tactical retreat. Why should I care for the Couslands, I rarely play as a HN. Besides, as Teyrn of Highever and master of two huge arlings, Howe was too powerful to ignore or antagonize. He clearly despised him but could not afford to start a war with him. I don't care much for the elves either unless I play one. And I despise Eamon. Need I go on?

  • @Elisabetta611 Nope. I suppose thats how I would think if I unjustly hated those things.

  • @nevrest Oh, unjustly, is it? Why must everything be b/w? Ever thought about that? Seriously. Try to look beyond how things seem to be. I do not hate them. They simply do not matter in the long run as my Warden has a kingdom to save and cannot afford to be sentimental.

  • @Elisabetta611 I just don't see the benefit of being an ass. If I can do my job while not being a manipulative bastard to my own people, I'll do it. I'd rather make friends than a truckload of enemies, which essentially led to his downfall.

  • @nevrest I understand that and I am with you there. The man is a terrible politician and should have remained a general. Maybe be Anora's advisor. Being her regent only led to problems as he knows nothing of diplomacy. (Both Maric and Anora were/are better at that) And he is relieved once that burden is off his shoulders. Esp. in his kick ass Awakening cameo. ;)))))

  • "This will not take long at all..."

    OH HO HO, serious burn by Morrigan. Well, she certainly calls it like she sees it.

  • Is it me or does her body change drasticly when she gets naked?

  • Is it me or do all human women in this game, except for Leliana and Morrigan, Have man faces?

  • How the fuck can anyone have sex when that music is playing?!

  • @Chester1004 word... give me some petey pablo up in this bitch..

    skeet skeet skeet mafakka...

  • there's something wrong with thispicture....but I just can't put my finger on it .-.

  • @ImaXXeatXXyeh If it's the fact that Logain looks short of crying his eyes out, I thought that too. Then I remembered that's how he always looks.

  • @Sloth7d no, no.....there;s something else.....maybe its just the very IDEA of Loghain sleeping with Morrigan is hair rising....*shivers*

  • I never thought I'd see the look of pure terror on Loghain's face, but there it is.

  • I can't believe that!

  • fuk that Loghain's NEVER GETTING MY BITCH!...lolz I WON'T ALLOWED IT!

  • my eyes!!! they... they burn!!!

  • @0:40 Loghain looks like he wants to cry/die :D

  • Dude...gross.

  • OMG I HAVE to do this if only for the lulz.

  • And on top of all that Morrigan throws in a remark questioning Loghains "endurance". Poor guy...

  • well i think loghain just learned his lesson, in more ways than one, and i think im gonna go to toilet im about to lose my dinner :P

  • How come in the dialouge you have "Alistair has agreed" at the beginning? when you refuse to kill logahin, doesnt Alistair get pissed and leaves or something?

  • That seemed like the most morally fucked up thing you can do in Dragon Age.

  • By the nine divines!

  • @captaincnzn Wrong game dude lol =D

  • @captaincnzn got it from oblivion?

  • @captaincnzn STOP! You've violated the law!

  • @captaincnzn haha! FTW! I vote for the two, now! :D! I lyk how these games work. :D!

  • lol it looks like Loghain was trying to get away.

  • oh god...

    sorry i gotta go vomit

  • I know Loghain did wrong...but damn. Don't these people have laws!?

  • @DarkNova50 STOP you violated the law- oh wait wrong game..

  • Hah. Poor sap. I think it ended better for him when Alistair killed him;P

  • I almost never kill him anymore. The man has a depth that Alistair couldn't even hope of achieving one day. And then there's that voice.........He was effin' KAIN in the Legacy Of Kain Series! Hottest male speaking voice EVER.

  • 0:10 BURN!!!!!!

  • MY EYES!! IT BUUURNS!!!

  • @RandomNameIChoose *COUGH COUGH* 8 year old

  • @xZxShAdOwFlAmExZx Im an 8 year old coz i dont like to watch old people have sex lol ? xD

    Boy .... are you sick

  • i love how he looks so scared and inocent

  • im not even a game freak but i play this game so much i really like the characters but unfortunatley they wont be in the second dragon age. Shame shame :I

  • dragon age: the only game where u can chop of random peoples heads

    and traffic whores

  • forgive me if i close my eyes and pretend you're my dead wife.

    backs up on the bed and shit when she tries to get all up on dat.

    poor, poor loghain. kinda feel bad for him :c

  • Omg her ass is so nice!!

  • how do u do this? do you have to be very far throught the game to do this?

  • ONCE SEEN IT CANNOT BE UNSEEN. D:

  • how do you get alistair and loghain

  • @raygun4235 You have to use mods, which only work on the PC version.

  • Really, I don't know if I should feel sorrier for Loghain or Morrigan. XD

  • at this point...maybe loghain redeemed himself already by getting raped by "the swamp witch"

  • Loghain never lives long enough to get this far. I never let him leave the landsmeet alive.

  • @StaticJolts You're missing out on A LOT then.

  • @Elisabetta611 I saw the Logain ending here on the tube. My moral and ethical code forbids me from showing mercy on such a treacherous person such as Logain. He encouraged Howe's murderous and torturous behavior resulting in the death of a human nobles family (including a child), betrayed the King by retreating from the field resulting in the Kings death, sold elves into slavery, hired an assassin to kill me, imprisoned his own daughter (the rightful queen) so he could take power. He must die!

  • @StaticJolts Your problem, not mine. Loghain had nothing to do with the Cousland massacre. David Gaider confirmed this. Tactical retreat is not a betrayal. Other great leaders have condoned slavery as well (Elizabeth I., for one), I never took the assassins seriously, besides, that was Howe's idea. And he never imprisoned his daughter. Howe did.

  • @Elisabetta611 And it would be a insult and extreme disrespect to all the Grey Wardens that sacrificed so much to defend the land from evil. Logain should not be given the honor of becoming a Grey Warden, as he forfeited his eligibility by being so selfish in the first place. Sorry...I know this is a game.....but Logain is the perfect antagonist, as he is very easy to hate. ;)

  • @StaticJolts Oh, really, a senior Grey Warden disagrees with you. Being a Grey Warden is not an honor at all, only in fairy tales. Otherwise, why are kinslayers, traitors, carta thugs, blood mages, murderers (Duncan was conscripted after murdering a Grey Warden!) etc. welcome among them? Daveth, a condemned thief? Skill matters. And I COMPLETELY agree with Riordan. Read the DA novels. And your romantic ideals are sweet...but I prefer practicality.

  • @StaticJolts

    The way I see it, its actually better to spare Logain and have him become a Grey Warden, because:

    1) Following the Landsmeet, he has been exposed as a traitor, everyone now supports you and the Grey Wardens, and he has been defeated in combat. You have your revenge.

    2) Killing him gains you nothing. Sparing him not only increases the Warden's numbers, but he gets a chance to redeem himself by helping you against the Darkspawn.

    That's just my opinion, though...

  • @JMDub89 Killing Logain gains justice, as King Calin is still dead due to Logain quitting the field. That was not a tactical retreat, but rather, a planned betrayal before the battle even began so he could seize power. And sparing him DOES NOT increase the Grey Warden numbers, as Alistair will leave you for sparing the life of Logain. Logain has to pay for his treachery. Alistair is also a friend, and Alistair wants to see justice for Duncan too. I will not betray a friend!

  • @StaticJolts

    It doesn't increase their numbers only because Alistair can't let go of his hate. Like I said, Logain has already lost at that point; you beat him in combat, and exposed him for what he is. Another thing to note; it was that other Grey Warden who is with you (can't remember the name) who suggested Logain be recruited. He himself was tortured by Logain, yet he says to recruit him. Executing a helpless opponent after he has surrendered is something Logain would do.

  • @StaticJolts

    Also, if you do recruit Logain, he expresses regret over his past actions, admits he was wrong, and wishes to redeem himself. If you talk to him, he says he wants to make the world save for his daughter, even if it costs him his life.

  • @JMDub89 Yeah, AND he is making fun of Alistair. XD If I could I would have punched him straight in the face. But, oh well. It was kind of... interesting to play with Loghain... If I could, I would have let Loghain live, not exactly as a Grey Warden, but I wouldn't kill him. But I don't know why, BioWare didn't give you that option. I had a long discussion with Alistair and everytime is was kill Loghain or lose Alistair. Choice was easy for me.

  • @Mokurable Which is why so many people checked the vid, because it's really, REALLY hard to let Alistair out of the group. But since my first playthrough of any morality-meter game is something in the neighborhood of "What Would Superman Do?" I went with Loghain on my first game. After several attempts to keep Alistair.

    Seriously, where's the "Someone has to die to kill the Archdemon. Loghain has to die anyway. 1+1 = Win" option? And how would Alistair argue with that?

  • @SageVallant In the PC version, Loghain isn't a Grey Warden, therefore is not a candidate to die against the Archdemon, if I remember the storyline correctly.

  • @SPRS4 If you spare Loghain, losing Alistair in the process, then Loghain takes the Joining as "punishment". Which is what gets Alistair in a hissyfit and he leaves. Loghain survives and then you can let him take out the Archdemon. Everyone wins! And I even got Loghain laid in the process!

    Man, I'm such a hero. Now, Leliana and I will be living happily ever after, without the fuss and muss of a demon-god-baby-thing.

  • @SageVallant If you don't want a hissy fit, reunite Allistair with his sister and after that mess you can choose certain dialogue to harden him to the world and later when you spare Loghain he won't throw a hissyy fit. you still loose him for the party though as he then becomes king.

  • @SageVallant I was like."I accept your resignation."And Alistair was like:"WHAT? You can't be serious!"And I was like:What?What did I do?I didn't even understand,why he was angry with me.Stupid Alistair.I can murder innocent Dalish,kill all of the Magi AND let Connor die and he would still be with me,but no,not when it comes to Loghain...I mean,if you talk to Anora and listen to his story and all, he was just a simple man who made a mistake.And was rude as hell.Doesn't mean I like him,though...

  • @Mokurable

    Loghain was the responsible reason for;

    the death of king cailan (alistairs brother)

    the death of duncan (the one that was like a father for alistair)

    the poisoned Arl Eamon (uncle)

    and the blight to enter ferelden.

    What would you do if you were Alistair?

  • @Scrooth As I'm not someone who goes for the killing,which in my opinion is,if u really hate some1 like Alistair does Loghain a much 2 simple choice,I would probably behead Anora.Kidding.I don't know what I would do, but I still wouldn't kill him.I think living in shame is worse than killing Loghain.And I personally don't think that these things above were solely Loghain's fault.IMO Howe had more to do with it, besides maybe the inital betrayal, which, I believe, could still be related 2 Howe.

  • @Scrooth TECHNICALLY he only stopped the stoppig of it. It was The achitects fault it even started in the first place.

  • @Scrooth Cailan's death was his own fault and doing. If he disregards any advide against fighting on the front lines, he'll have to take the risk. Same goes for Duncan, ANYONE can die in battle. And Alistair had no relationship to Cailan. Eamon? The man who let Alistair sleep in the stables & ditched him into the chantry because of that bitch Isolde? And Loghain is not responsible for the Blight entering Ferelden. That would be the Architect. Alistair should learn to see the bigger picture.

  • @Elisabetta611 wow...did you even listen to the story during this game at all?

  • @Rage487 No. I simply read the books and finished the game countless times as well as doing research on the characters. (I.E. What the writers had to say etc.) Does that count? *Snerks*

  • @StaticJolts Cailan is dead because he was a fool who fought on the front lines when he shouldn't. David Gaider confirmed that Ostagar was not a plot or planned but a tactical decision. Alistair is a friend? No friend of mine ever blackmailed me like that. I will not kill for a "friend" like that. You back "Harrowmont who turns out to be a weak king? Bhelen, for all his cunning, at least is a proper leader and politician. Ah, noble ideals and romantic mush rather than sense. Delightful, really.

  • @Elisabetta611 And herein lies the problem in today's world. Honor and chivalry are dead!

  • @StaticJolts Naive stupidity, glory-hounding and obsessive revenge have nothing to do with chivalry or honor.

  • @Elisabetta611 Then define honor and chivalry...and we'll go from there. Perhaps they have been dead so long, you forgot their meaning.

  • @StaticJolts First of all, what does chivalry have to do with anything here? Besides, I am a woman, so my characters do not show chivalry. Honor is all fine and good as long as you can afford it. But there are choices in life, esp. as a ruler, that no one WANTS to make but that have to be made for the greater good. I can be as romantic as a Danielle Steele novel, however in such a crisis, noble tales of glory, honor and other inane nonsense have little meaning. ANYTHING to destroy the Blight.

  • @Elisabetta611 You're weird! News flash for you...this is a game...not need to be getting angry about a discussion and using caps