Simon Says - The Cheesyist Horror Ever

[100kissesxoxo]

THIS IS NOT A CHEESY MOVIE ITS IS AWESOME SIMON SAYS RULES !!!!!!!!!!

[skittle2008]

i usually get really sad when i see dogs die, but this looked to fake, although its a bit sad

[JchantheManiacal]

Ok, the film is hilariously bad. Tell me you don't laugh every time Crispin goes slightly hysterical for no apparent reason. Tell me honestly. And that the stereotypical backwoods accent isn't hilarious. A high camp factor saves a lot of crappy movies. And he made this thing more than tolerable. ... Plus he's hot. Even when he's being so damn creepy, he's so, so hot. *~.~*

[dragongame2]

this movie wasnt realy for scaring it was more for lauging and man what did I laugh, the beaty of those dead and the machines simon created was realy kickass in this movie, verry creative using the pickaxe. I loved the weed scene for real if your are agains smoking it is fun. ok maby those teenager where stupid and idiotic some could not act but is that not better?, how more you hate them how more you want them to be dead. this is not my best of favorite but it is not a worst one at all

[troo2u]

Hey it might of been cheesey but it was still great

[HyperSonicXtreme]

This is what Michael Vck does to his bulldog's if he losese a match.

[LifeofaWriter]

FUCK No. The movie might be cheesy but its fucking great lol i loved it.

IM SORREHH! IM JUST A LIDDUL TAYUNSE HEEUHH!!

[Yxolp]

Tbh its a bit cheesy , but its an alright movie Crispin <3

[ssharkbait]

i laughed through the whole movie.

if you saw the hole movie youd really understand how bad the effects were...

more of a comedy than anything.

[Mishapetrenko]

holy F@*k

he just smshed him like that :D

[bruinsfan1995]

I saw it last night. It's reaaally fucked up. Really bad effects but a decent story.

[CrunkcoreFTWBitchez]

@bruinsfan1995 and its kinda one of the sad movies near the end when cipes dies...

[clarabelle1able]

@CrunkcoreFTWBitchez agreed

[inUfangirl23]

I loved this movie! lol i dont care how crappy it looks! Greg Cipes is in it! :D

[colinf94404]

@inUfangirl23 who the fuck is Greg Cipes?

[inUfangirl23]

@colinf94404 He does alot of voice overs and music and stuff lol he's hot.

[xXxXxitchiXxXx]

butt thats not realy happening its just a movie

[SlaughterWivLaughter]

Omfg... OF course it's gonna be fake you can't do that to a real animal... but if they used the graphics rather then a stuffed toy... it'd look more pathetic... So who cares? I liked it suu neh Twas a great movie

[Makaru55218]

.................that was completely fake...tch...the effects r ok ....it looked completely computerized when he stepped on the dog though...XD i was kinda confused when i saw it cuz the quality sux cuz i think u filmed it from ur tv but otherwise...yeh...those dog squeals didnt really sound like a dog o_o

[trackguy2]

whoever made this film must be pure evil or something. animals and children are off-limits to kill in horror movies, this is complete trash. how dis-tasteful

[CryingGypsy]

@trackguy2 for kids to die in horror films they cant show it but they have to imply it and for animals as long as they are not real then who gives a damn pita. dont get me wrong i love dogs and cats but its a movie i know they are not gonna kill a real dog.

[brynjar33]

i cant find this film im looking for it on the internet

[craigieboy82]

lol it was never even in the cinema cos its crap, so i wouldnt think it would b on ther net to download. waste of webspace lol

[grapeerickong]

@craigieboy82 Most good horror movies are at least a little campy/cheesy. Kind of hard to have a plausible plot in a horror movie and not have the cheese factior creep in. Me personally, I don't think horror movies would be the same if they were not cheesy. P.S. Family Guy sucks ass,bro. It's an unintelligent show, written by a fairly intelligent man. He peppers in intelligent references (that never make any sense) so the shlubs that watch his mediocre crap show can feel smart.

[LPSloversBF]

i saw that movie

bad graphics but good movie

[cnichol51]

OH MY GOD That poor cute dog : (

[robster8719]

simon says NICE DOGGYYYY

[Pork4Alla]

LMfAO i think i just pissed my self

[Thiagosilva2487]

@Pork4Alla ive been watching this for like 6 hours omggg this is so amazing!

[opprime1]

HE KILLED THE SHIT OUT OF THAT DOG

[angeldevil1112]

that was gross and wierd..

[ShoshJProductions1]

@angeldevil1112 Watch the rest of the movie. This doesn't even compare to how gross it was!

[SyntheticSeduction]

Dayumn. That shit's bad. I'm sorry you had to watch all of that film.

[Raichu234]

errr what! THIS IS THE BEST FILM EVER! U GUYS THAT CUSS THIS FILM ARE SOOO EVIL. GO SIMON AND STANLEY! HEATHERS HEATHERS HEATHERS! XXX