Boris' best bit on HIGNFY

[densaner77]

Boris Johnson has got his buffoon act down to a tee. However it is an act. Boris is in fact very right wing in his political views. He used to edit The Spectator which is the in house mag for the Tory right wing. This video reminds me of a joke Merton once told. "Could you imagine Boris as Mayor of London? I couldn't!"

[1346crecy]

Dear old Boris is a bit of a joke isnt he! and to think he's Mayor of London.What's even funnier is that as a politician, he tries to tell the truth every time someone puts a microphone in front of him! He's even making a decent fist of running London(the wanker)I wish he was more like David(lets bomb Lbyia)Cameron or Tony( never ending wars)Blair, or even Gordon(I'll ruin the economy for the next 50 years) Brown or maybe Nick (broken promises)Clegg!.... Er hang on a moment!!!!

[TheMarshymc]

boris and brian blessid to be co-host's one week

[Kozzy06]

You know whats scary?

That there is a very, very real chance that Boris will be PM someday!

What a guy.

[zed1207]

It's a shame Boris won't come on HIGNFY any more. Apparently he is too busy checking the indoor plumbing of various women around London and seeking the advice of various of m'learned friends. Shame.

[GooseberryMk3]

Boris is a buffoon. He's a decent guy, but you definitely wouldn't want him in charge of the country!

[NoAdditves]

well, at least we've never elected arnold schwarzenegger....

[zed1207]

@NoAdditves But like Arnold Schwarzenegger, Boris has apparently got enormous problems keeping his genes to his publicly nominated recepticles.

At least Boris has recourse to the courts to prevent the wider public finding out though... Poor Arnie in his country of free speech laws...

[DMaddox2010]

2.58 i was in stitches 

[YALMOUL]

and this is our mayor of london.....

[bud9133]

You see what happens when you vote for the joke charecter? YOU SEE?!

[pruniandthegang]

What's happening to me?!

[djspesh82]

Bless

[Sweetlittlemystery]

.............

I'm sorry, was going to commen but I'm transfixed by the hair

[Ptaycool9]

So they basically jumped the gun saw the picture and thought she designed the shoes when they were just given to her. Poor Borris got the piss taken for no reason lol. Funny though! I love Borris better to act pompous than be it!

[berlinmitte10117]

Merton hates Boris, yet Boris is very real on TV - no false persona. Good luck to him.

[ELuhn]

@berlinmitte10117 I don't think he hates Boris. Boris is a godsend to someone like Merton.

[crazytosh1]

"Stop stooop.. silence! Ok stop!"

[MissClareCharlotte]

I don't believe in what the Conservatives stand for but, my God, I would love to meet Boris Johnson!

[Dhammond5]

BORIS JOHNSON FOR PRIME MINISTER!!!!!!!

[DaytonOhiomomof3]

An Are You Being Served reference!!!  Cool.

[spackhollogay]

Boris is the funniest wanker on the planet!

[FuckFaceUnited2000]

paul merton isn't actually that funny when you think about it

[DIGIxPUNKx1996]

@FuckFaceUnited2000 How did you figure that?

[Ali3nat0r]

"You're trapped in a time loop... or the Conservative Party as it's known"

[PooKneader]

@Ali3nat0r I cringed when that got no laughs.

[person9144]

If Ken Livingstone gets elected instead of him, then Boris Johnson might go on HIGNIFY again. So do that. He's not very funny as mayor, but that's the reason why he was elected in the first place.

[NavBains]

"We've all got a life to lead, Boris" XD LMAO!

[TheBighairyfart]

cameron=chamberlain

Boris=churchill thumbs up if u want boris to usurp cameron

[PooKneader]

@TheBighairyfart I want neither.

[zionravescene]

Who needs political satire when we've got BoJo?

[Thisismytrollingface]

Boris for prime minister!!!

[PooKneader]

@Thisismytrollingface No. Just no.

[anaemicandsweet]

ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah­ahaha

[Dhammond5]

BORIS FOR PRIME MINISTER!!!!!!!!!!

[thereturnofluis]

And he runs London! Please help us!!

[lukespencer91]

Bring back Ken!

[Neutrinoghost]

And to think this man is in charge of London......help us all.

[jazzsb1]

go boris !!! you lovable bungling tory twat !!!

[yerty2000]

GO BOJO

[thepower81]

The Black bloke isnt funny he spoils it with his ONE bit of input

[PooKneader]

@thepower81 'The Black bloke'...?

[thepower81]

@PooKneader yes thats right the black bloke!!!

[PooKneader]

@thepower81 No other way to describe him?

[dawonksta]

and this man is the mayor of london..seriously, which idiots voted for him?!?!

[SkaTasticMatt]

Paul @ 2:59 hahaha

[stonehopper1067]

Damn, everytime I hear Clive I just keep thinking of Whose Line. They got to bring this show in the US somehow this shit is fuckin funny!

[TwlightPixie]

i love boris

[dim432]

where goin in a time loop

[birdtomahawk]

this is absolutely where boris belongs in the world of entertainment!

my dream HIGNFY: paul merton and ian hislop (obviously) with boris johnson hosting, and reginald d hunter and david mitchell as the other two panelists!

[CaptainRhoo]

@birdtomahawk Correct!

[barefootfiona]

@birdtomahawk OR!... with david cameron and nick clegg as the panellists.

[birdtomahawk]

very true, that one should also be done!

[trisnjok]

@birdtomahawk good lineup, but i'd just remove paul (i can't stand him), and insert stephen fry...

[NurgTheJedi]

@trisnjok just not

[XhoowieX]

@birdtomahawk they need to make a new pannel show, stephen fry hosting, panelists on 1 side: frankie boyle paul merton sean lock phil jupitus jimmy carr johnny vegas, on the other side: david mitchell reginald d hunter andy parsons bill bailey alan davies and dara o'brian. would be PERFECTION.

[QuixoticTendencies]

@XhoowieX You're missing David Mitchell, Jeremy Clarkson, Gyles Brandreth, and (just for the hell of it) Christopher Hitchens.

[pennydesouza]

The disgust on Merton's face at 2:12... makes me chuckle.

[Vincent13]

Boris is just the biggest troll in Britain. :P

[berlinmitte10117]

If I was Boris I would have lumped Merton, but he took it in a good spirit.

[JoshDaGoodfella]

Oh, OIK!

[tonyhgv]

this is the best episode EVER!..were in a time loop.......LMAO

[JDLupus]

Hes an incredibly intelligent man but lacks so much in the common sense department... EVERYTHING he does is a spectacle.

If he was on Celebrity Big Brother, I would actually watch it!

[MrRedeyedJedi]

no one questions boris johnson, he's clearly a formidable charactor who displays and projects a humarous image infront of politics and yea, he made some cock ups on this show (mostly intentional) but don't we all? if you were getting ripped into in the spot light how'd you preform under thoughs conditions. rawr Britannia, greatest country in the world lol.

[Mesnesl]

He knows what he's doing, he isn't stupid.

[cobyz12345]

his a bit of an actor

[ozzyosbournefan1900]

let's all burst everyone's bubble shall we?

[Mesnesl]

He's got a huge penis

[lawrargh]

OIKS!

[mickalene]

reverse the polarity...

[CreditCruncher]

LOL

Aw, bless him. :)

[ubernaffa]

"STORP STORP"

[eatmypies]

im a socialist i HATE HATE conservatives with a passion,but this man is totally funny,the fact that he dosnt know it i think makes it even more funny. Truthfully he is funny

[yerty2000]

As a socialist you must be spinning in your grave right now. Labour have destroyed the Socialist ideal. The tories are gonna be in and it's gonna be a mudslide!!!!!

[ixppxi]

@yerty2000 landslide

[Isanion]

@ixppxi i suspect he said exactly what he meant

[razaz03]

more like hung parliament if the trend continues in the polls.

[balkanize]

the fact that you think boris is unaware, or that he doesn't use his image to his advantage, is even more funny to be honest

[upupaepops1988]

socialism and old labour died in 1979. new labour is, was and never shall be in any way shape or form a socialist or left wing party. the most left wing they ever got was the token gesture of scrapping the royal yacht britannia. and why everyone singles out boris for venting all their spite and vitriol i have no idea, there are hundreds of less likeable, less principled and less intelligent politicians out there. well, all the labour and libdem cretins anyway.

[beepandbop]

@upupaepops1988, I like the way you think, but unfortunately, none of these parties really are ideologues.

Apart from perhaps Cameron and Boris who project a certain dedication to their beliefs, everyone else is just a thief and raging incompetent. This scandal that has been going on is damning proof of that. Tories were thieves, labour were thieves, all of them are corrupt.

You have to realize, people are people, and they want money--when it comes to politics, the people need to say NO!

[Fabouluz0999]

Boris is like 99% intelligence and 1% common sense.

[dim432]

Boris 1% intelligence 99% hates scoucers

[AdamGillett]

@Fabouluz0999 As Ian Hislop says 'People always ask me if Boris actually a very intelligent man pretending to be an idiot. And I always answer "no".'

[larry149]

@Fabouluz0999 I agree. I don't like Johnson (politically, he is quite funny) but Idon't think he's stupid. Just incredibly clumsy

[TUUK2006]

@Fabouluz0999 Did you just use "boris" and "intelligence" without "lack of" in a sentence?

[indabushwoman]

Jackass.

[IWantLandingSnow]

Boris is the man, Seriously. He should be PM. He doesn't piss about and he is himself! Totaly awesome.

[snooky3]

BORIS IS A LEGEND!!! JOKER!

[whathefcukisthis]

never seen boris at a bus stop....

[vikramkrishnan]

will have to acknowledge one thing though, he surprisingly is not pompous which is a relief

[SupaSix1]

Im proud to say that I voted boris for mayor & I would vote for him to be PM if I had the chance!

The guy is a legend with more character in his little finger compared to the dull, cheating & lying vultures who call themselves MPs. Brown is a complete joke. I would rather have a PM or MP who would make me cry with laughter rather than have a PM or MP who'd make me cry with anger.

[Traininghopper]

I love the fact Paul was the entonian that flushed Boris's head down a toilet with the lasting consequences.

[MichaelLGibbons]

BORIS FOR PRIME MINISTER!!!!!

[yerty2000]

got my vote

[NickLotay]

I love how Boris enunciates 'shoooes' at 2:30... :D

[iamafish400]

I love how Boris is so confused while Paul's going absolutely mental. Pure brilliance XD

[whitestripebuzz]

i wonder if this buffoon character is some sort of genius act to get him in power.

[tuscanyiscol]

it presumably worked then...

[whitestripebuzz]

he is also the only politician who can get away with doing anything and poeple only love him more for it.

"breaking news, boris johnson has lost 5.8 billion pounds of tax payers money down the side of his sofa"

public response; "tut. oh boris, what you like egh? he is a character"

[beepandbop]

I'm not a political scientist, but how exactly did Boris lose 5.8 billion pounds?

Are you referring to banks? or the fact that there is a mobocracy referred to as a bureaucracy that is paralyzing London?

[whitestripebuzz]

@beepandbop haha you sound very intelligent but it seems you have lost your joke radar. He didn't lose 5.8 billion pounds I made it up for comic effect. The clue was in the part where I said it was down the side of his sofa.

[beepandbop]

@whitestripebuzz, ah, yes my joke radar was partially buzzing, but my curiosity compels me to ask questions that can insinuate a humourless persona. Thx :)

[leshark]

@whitestripebuzz HAHAHA best comment EVER!!!

[mellowNdark]

@whitestripebuzz And you're proud of that? The man is a disgrace and a liar. Just shows how stupid idiots like you fall for this moron because he's a "celeb"!!!

[whitestripebuzz]

@mellowNdark How an earth have you jumped the that concl.....actually I cant be bothered. It was just a joke fella.

[shoseki]

@whitestripebuzz On the plus side, he found a peanut.

[MDCVFIF]

Boris is nothing short of a national treasure.

[Fabouluz0999]

This is the result of inbreeding for centuries; Boris Johnson.

If he ever becomes prime minister, we're doomed.

[RobinScott93]

Maybe so, but it would be very funny.  XD

[tohtorigyro]

would be a hell of a funny way to go. :D

[lolghost99]

Well, i'd rather have him than Brown, atleast he's funnier... :/

[Jems17]

It would be possibly the funniest way to go though.

[robiiC9109]

BORIS FOR PRIME MINISTER !!!!

[Ristar640]

please the mans a dive even a village inbred peedo could do a better job

[IWantLandingSnow]

God, I Love Boris :)

[whatnopie]

im an anarchist.. but if boris ruled the country i really wouldnt mind:P

[myg0tpurepunk]

ye man :) people seem to think anarchy is chaos but its not its basically were there are no laws no police but people do not commit such crimes on moral decency not because its illegal

[Jcrams]

hahaha, because that would be anarchy!! : D

[Si1verpaw]

People don't realise just how clever Boris really is.

[fgym7]

how how how is he Mayor?????

[LiekaQueenofDarkness]

Hilarious! xD

Is the full episode anywhere?

[LiekaQueenofDarkness]

Oh wait, found it.

[SpunkyMcBallsack]

I think he's a legend. He kind of remins me off an uncool dad character trying to tell cool jokes I love him

[karuspery]

Boris is my favourite politician.

[minesapint123]

"Its like a non competative sports day" lol.

[1tomone111]

vote him the mayor of london? i would'nt vote him the mayor of tiddlepiddle in the town of piddletiddle during the piddlediddle season

[mitchverr]

To late, he is already bringing wiff waff home :p

[SO459]

WHOA! What episode was this from?!

I MUST WATCH IT!!!

[apieforoli]

why did we vote him the mayor of london...god almighty lol

[bLuEyMaN1987]

omg i cudnt stop laughing for ages "thats virtually ian" and how many times did he say teh same thing! paul merton was cracking me up with the look on his face!

[tellmewatisavailable]

Not many politicians are that funny AND hold office but Boris somehow manages it!

[madeluxx]

hahaha! i love how Boris says 'what's happening to me at!?' @ 3:04

[PurpleFate94]

hahahaha hes right fully mayor off london

gooooooooooooo boris

[StarInvasion]

oh my god... he is supposed to be a man of power in england... we're all doomed.

[homerthegreat46]

lol, Boris has a brilliant brain, no doubt about that, but on that little journey from his brain to his mouth, things dont go too well for the bloke!!

[chalky23]

Boris is brilliant. He is a very intelligent guy, he just plays to this persona he's built

[bigsmart]

not so long ago we were amazed he was an editor now hes mayor of london. how the fuck did that happen? im sure everyone in london voted for him as a laugh

[xTunafishx]

London is already in the shit- we may as well have a laugh as our city falls into the septic tank of doom.

Plus he is actually an intelligent guy, unlike Kenny who was a complete git.

[EmyChanDattebayo]

don't let the accents full you!

ken was a lot smarter than boris!!

[JimShadyUK]

Ken was a power-hungry demagogue, wasting our money on his ridiculous schemes. I'm glad he's gone, and we've now got a man of humour and intelligence in his place.

[beepandbop]

You're an idiot if you think it's a "Smarts Contest"

Both Ken and Boris are equally smart, but play to different people. The political climate favored Boris, and its his job to make sure it keeps doing that.

Ken got arrogant over time, coupled with the ideology he was catering to is doomed to failure, it's fairly predictable he was going to go down eventually.

Nothing is ever certain in life; it's the people's job to make sure Power in the hands of a politician is the MOST UNCERTAIN thing

[BigAlzo]

pure evil???? i heard many names people called him but evil ?? explain plz

[Garsideffxi]

Boris is awesome. He's probably very intelligent besides his constant word mincing.

[gavhenrad]

hmmm, not so sure. I am of the belief he is quite thick. Cool guy though.

[robinmotion12]

nah man. read his books on rome and stuff..the guy is crazy clever. Just a bit of a goof.. but probably the coolest politician in the world..at least the only honest one

[ChartStalker]

exactly right well said...people complain about politicians all the time but as soon as one comes along with a bit of wit and personality, they want to solaughter him. go on boris u legend!!

[snappykat19]

bo jo

[BL00DIEDHELL]

ROFL.

Just amazing

[Framptonrules]

You have got to love boris just for hus initials :P

[Krash420]

I could not stop laughing after that video... and my friends were asking "who voted for Boris to be Mayor"... pshh...

[humanresource23]

what a twunt

[Spacecat42]

Twunt is a superb word, but I don't agree. Well, ok, he is a twunt, but a loveable one.

[7677890]

boris, u legend!