NSA Training Program

[whatsuppworld]

type illuminati backwards with a .com

[Melehete]

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[Ondelendo]

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[willamricard]

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[imegatrone]

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[bundawartini]

Your Video NSA Training Program Is Very Useful Sharing

[centurion180ad]

Hello you fucking NSA capital felons.

All of you, I mean every last one are going down in flames.

If you are not executed for your crimes, you’ll end up doing hard time in a hard corps prison making gravel out of boulders, above the permafrost line.

Do yourself and the entire planet a favor, and drop dead.

It will save us the price of a fair trial.

[W4RH0US3]

The launcher that shot the sticky shocker was not the Launcher attacment it was the sniper attachment

[d3vill0ck]

Which Splinter Cell is this from?

[Nobodymrb]

@d3vill0ck It's a mix of promotions videos fpr Splinter Cell 3: Chaos Theory. :)

[gabrielpinkloco]

ou esses caras da nsa são fodas...

um dia quero trabalhar la

....

[BlindedNinja]

John's the real ninja... Sam might have the cool moves and everything and the cool suit n night vision goggles but john is invincible, everytime he dies he just gets back up... VERY IMPRESSIVE JOHN! lol

[letstalkaboutstuff]

I'll have to try a few of these moves when I go into the office. I'll toss the coffee cup over Mike's shoulder, when he goes to pick it up.....

[LaughsWontHurt]

type illuminati backwards in url bar then put .com and see where it gets you.

[deafllamaproductions]

hes missing...trying to blow my self up in the name of allah

[libbieporter1]

fact 1: never bring a knife to a gun fight

[waketheoblivious]

M Aquino appeared on the Geraldo show opposite a highly decorated FBI Sr. Agent who investigated the murder of children used in Satanic Rituals as tribute. Aquino was promoting Satanism. Aquino's military history included outbreaks of venereal disease at every childcare center at every base he was stationed. M Aquino, a self admitted Satanist heads US Intelligence. Swear oath to God and Country to protect the Us Constitution from all enemies foreign and domestic by a man who is an enemy of God?

[legofan777]

I hope they pay john good money

He did all his pro stunts by himself! And Took 253572 hours in the hospital after this video to train all NSA agents!

[strongman17]

I'm ready...Im ready

[ElSalvadorHUN]

omg omg :D:D

[The31415927]

Let's kill this guy too with Pancakes. "She's STILL trying to decide between her naked lunch date with the computer science guy or the florist... complete with her typewriter.

Am I sick? Like, more dead Americans attempting comedy every day makes this funnier?

[CupisHomines]

that[s sick aquino's a madman

[Neapolitana333]

Ha-ha-hah



[shinkazukage]

poor sam :(

[punkrockinggirly]

sam i love you marry me!

[ubermodo]

In real life Sam and John are on the same side. It's George that keeps making us think we're not. George is the real terrorist!

[Nobodymrb]

@ubermodo

That's deep...

It's a very good thing and no coincidence, however, that Ubisoft named him "John"- a western name.

[ipwinyou]

@ubermodo You mean Barack hussien? right?

[ubermodo]

Everyone knows that the real terrorists are always named George, not John.

[ano1871]

john sounds just like the bad guys off of metal gear solid peacewalker

[deniboy1996]

but hard to complete this because i cant find john

[dabananamensch]

NO TERRORISTS WERE INJURED DURING THIS VIDEO! ROFL

[Greenhornet270]

fat ass rush limbaugh needs to meet sam; oh wait rush would give him a blowjob.

[manhunt2010]

poor john <:,(

[mannhorn34]

The guy on the right isn't always in the right.

[W0LFrf]

What's the name of the song they've used here?

[datzfast]

NSA are desk jobs. my dad was a soldier at an NSA spy site over seas. all they do is tap you phones, every phone on the planet. kings queens the whole lot.

[Monarch3436]

@datzfast True, for the most part.

[daltonsbadboy]

@Monarch3436 not at all true.....a lot has changed since world war II.

[daltonsbadboy]

@datzfast a lot has changed technology wise, since your dads service.....but

i'm very sure you know that already

[MrMadman124]

LOL, Great job John!

[artvandelay0]

Get high and watch this. Seriously.

[MorXGR]

@artvandelay0 Done! xD I am right now.... laughed my ass off ;p

[mhia4]

I can't believe someone would post this. This is classified stuff. Where's your sense of OPSEC? Talk about your spoilers.

[XScotty95X]

lol poor john

[gunnut3345]

lmao at 2:30

[davidajmartinez]

At 2:00, they spelled enemies wrong

[seriousphenom]

Ha! Nice job John.

[1s1cksi]

lmaooo FACEPALM!

[51iohC]

the name of the soldier, john. could that be a metal gear solid 3 reference??

[Real720]

What's the name of the music in the background?

[swytchblayd]

Can't stop laughing every time XD

Though... I can't help but feel sorry for John :(

[Gamer55100]

i like splinter cell books and games ... and tom clancy

[Gamer55100]

@Gamer55100 jo i also like splinter cell books and games and they want to make a Film ;) isnt that good?????

[weircali]

enemy only has one N assholes

[HaVoKz97]

lol john got owned by sam fisher!! sam fishers great i love the games hes in

sam fisher could anyone, even u, hes badass

[jesustj1]

fuck men!!!!!! jajajajajaja

[ryderx3x3]

LMAO right after the soda machine drops

[MegaHorrorfreak]

LOL!!!2:53 is too good XDDD

[shinute]

splinter cell was produced by the NSA

[shant151]

XD!!!! ownd!!!

[AbsoluteSymbiosis120]

Dont know why but this video reminds me of the Spy from Team Fortress 2, Lol

[Shinollama]

@AbsoluteSymbiosis120 I was thinking the same thing!

[rgrim93]

poor john

[jumpforce75]

how the heck sam shooted out a shocker when he had 20mm sniper attachment?

[mrtampenski]

LOL john...

[markensington]

brilliantly done! Very well narrated.

[agcgunner]

love splinter cell

[Samuri334x4]

For All you know, John could be Snake :)

[YourPKVideos]

John! XD

[Apasp32]

Silence!!! i Kiiiill yououou!

[tazerboy999]

I feel sad for john

[tazerboy999]

This is john.

John is a terrorist. XD

[Jokkemokke]

Well, since the NSA job is to controll communications traffic outside the US, I dont think you`l find any soldiers from "24" or whatever.. What you can find is ALOT of math nerds and logarithems

[DocGreen15]

outside of the US? hahahaha

Domestic spying my friend, they spy on America's as well.... just not exactly legally.

[Jjjs14]

The Constitution is not an instrument for the government to restrain the people, it is an instrument for the people to restrain the government - lest it come to dominate our lives and interests.

Patrick Henry

[internationalnineone]

Ok, I'm all trained now.

Time to go practice.

[Ceroex]

Isn't Sam Fisher from that book? By an author called Tom Clancy or something. That book....isn't it called something like Splinter Cell or something? Oh wells. Funny as hell by the way!

[hiwaffles]

Yes, splinter cell is a game. I know. I played it.

[Ceroex]

I said it's also a book, Afro! I know it's a game, isn't it related to something called "Rainbow Six Vegas" or something? I do know that Sam Fisher is a character in one or more of his books (Tom Clancy).

[hiwaffles]

No, Rainbow Six is unrelated to Splinter Cell. And by the way, I don't have an fucking afro, Damn it!

[Ceroex]

What happened to your Afro? Got rid of it lol

[hiwaffles]

I'm not going to argue with you. Arguing with you on Youtube is like 2 bums fighting over a sandwich.

[Ceroex]

Umm. I can understand why bums would fight over a sandwich LMAO! Go on AIM then. If you don't have one, go get it. You'll see my Screen Name on my profile!

[thrashers32]

Tom Clancy did not write the Splinter Cell books. Also Splinter Cell is not related to Rainbow Six in any way. Several different writers have wrote splinter cell books under the name David Michael.

[Ceroex]

oo. Then I'm imagining things. Or I'm remembering false stuff. Doesn't really matter though. But I DO KNOW that Sam Fisher is from a book. ;p Read it before.

[clubpenguin26]

lool, the neck brake looked painfull, rely painfull :D

[1CaptainAustralia1]

needs moar 6 million dollar man sound effects

[FalconPunchTheFail]

How was this made? How did they get the characters to move like that?

[knightsofbob]

Inverse-Kinematic Keyframing, probably with 3DS MAX, Maya, Softimage XSI, or Lightwave. Then the renders were composited to form the final shots, the video footage was edited together, then sound synced up.

[FarmerGriff]

It was made by Ubisoft.

They probably used the in game rendering engine.

[FalconPunchTheFail]

Ah I thought it was user made. In that case, ignore my question :)

~Chris

[Peopleforhalo3]

I love it i seen it 20 times

I like the water stealth atack and the omega punch strike

[FAMASSILENCIEU]

the AMAZING SLASH XD

[Elitemaster96]

granade so funny!!!

[Elitemaster96]

jajaj this video is so awesom an cool its the most cool stupid video<!!

[VANJAKKOSTJUK]

You said it Eitemaster96!

[xato909]

cool animated program !!!

[AdventCloudStrife]

The omega punch strike LOL

[FilmPA]

lolBALLS

[FlashingGogeta]

... Like John! xD

[Bonkbonk100]

Did that AK just pop out of Johns arse at the end?

[nubishrubish]

GREAT JOB JOHN! lol :D

[chi4493]

really funny!

=)

[erboz]

waste of my time....im after the real NSA info

[darkdill]

Then you're looking in the wrong place, buddy.

[hewaboy]

if u read this u will waste more of ure time lol

[MetallicaSk8boi]

I wish.

[protocall1957]

(That's the Russian Marine Corp ofcourse...lol)

[protocall1957]

Jon's just a corporal in the Marine Corp. He's just lying there waiting for his girlfriend who is a playboy bunny to come flash Sam. The he's going to get up and wak him over the back of the head with a soap bar in a sock. He has better sense than to address a 7th degree black belt from the front...lol..

[Zidrien]

Hi John!

[Ghost101]

Lol, "The Omega Punch Stike"

[MetallicaSk8boi]

Too bad the real NSA is just a bunch of nerds sitting down in front of super computers trying to decode......codes.

[Ninearm]

There are diffrent departments, They also have field agents.

[trojanmike2008]

No terrorists were injured. My ass. If I were john I would quit my job. lol Great vid.

[fiskebollen]

Great job! Really enjoyed that

[dennis503m]

LOL_XD_ROFL THATS A FUNNY VIEDEO

[protocall1957]

SAM is not happy with Jon. He's playing possum again. He isn't animated except in a combat situation and SAM knows it. SAM will stay with Jon his entire life. When he wakes up SAM will come back and pick up where he left off. Every body love the last samurai, becuase they know he invented the brass gattling gun on purpose.

reconninc

[tolkki32]

I wish to play this game, but somehow it's just shutdown my PC :(

[shari741]

I love this video!! You left out the part where everybody gets fall down drunk and stoned!

[TheJacolyte]

too long

[aswigert2]

this is genious! splinter cell chaos theory is the best game ever. congrats to whoever made this. favorite.

[pinklilies313]

Which Splinter Cell game is this from?

[datcoolgy123]

thats hillirious

[SuperRoz69]

me and john had a passionate moment

[JeyJey1993]

amazing job john...^^

great vid^^

[mylifeispointless]

The NSA have no participation in combat. Their purpose is to intercept and break codes from unknown or known sources. In my opinion this is what the CIA or DIA would be doing. Although this video is funny. Well done =)

[pastormael]

NO SUCH AGENCY NSA thats what FBI calls them FBI hate NSA so much

[JerrimeWilliams30]

This video is dedicated to Colonel Irving Lambert. LOL!

[samueldrdr]

Excellent video

I think this is from the Splinter Cell game///

Very, very talented!!!

My congrats to Ubisoft!

You guys are thinking... NSA is not necessary good.

[SQUADLEADER09]

nsa means ?

[NiNjA20070]

National Security Agency I think

[deathridersers]

ich bin ein hurensohn,... ich ficke mit DARM

[a30mm]

lmao, who made this? animations?

[8Ball2221]

lol this is funny good video ha ha ha ha ha

[tvZIENTIS]

lol is very good haha

[tvZIENTIS]

lol is very good haha

[JohnnyMcNabb1]

i loved it! especially the omega punch strike, when sam punches the guy and the guy hits the ground, sam ducks like "uh oh" and runs off.

[boikimvideos]

lol spies,how classic.When we first tried that...oh yea,cant share that with you,sorry.

[JCFadil]

HAHAHA GOod GOOOOOD! ahaha .

Can a real NSA Agent do this?

[bobwaskii]

sam is from splinter cell you now that

[ikekll]

"To All Skype Users: The National Security Agency is using Skype and other similar online telephonic pc to pc based programs to perform an illegal reverse targeting of any person they wish to politically persecute or paint as a terrorist. Repeatedly, Lee Vin Bah has been contacted by person posing as radical Muslims attempting to solicit some form of seditious misconduct against the USA. In effect the NSA is targeting honest American citizens with a reverse technique to legal..."

[boikimvideos]

True.Spies aren't real people...well "ninja" spies aren't nor tuxedo spies.

[a30mm]

and there allowed 2 do that, stupid how they get away with that shit

[abdi659]

IF i ever catch you AIAHeadQuarters i will kill you and let the dogs eat your body.

[abdi659]

f*** you too B*t*h what are you go on hating something else like your mom.

[alfa2nas]

shitttt

[playa8624]

HA!

[patjc15]

Ur learneding!

[norwegianwiking]

i think John needs to talk to his union because these aren't nice working conditions ;)

[fatesofgreedom]

Get well soon, John.

[MANCKIE]

A terrorist called "John" is UbiSoft taking the piss...Terrorists are Muslim..Ubisoft are fags

[abdi659]

f*** you b*i*h!!!!

[abdi659]

F*** you mankie your a B*i*h.

[wwwNooBcom]

that was boring

[wwwNooBcom]

that was boring

[dtwiddo]

although funny and a good job, NSA doesnt do this stuff. This is the CIA. NSA does signal collection. Big difference.

[pinglet4554]

This is 3rd Echelon...there is a real Echelon (with the signal intel) but this is a fictional branch.

[spedz1]

i say fuck the NSA! big watse of our money just like the bog brother project amd the other shit they waste our fuckin moeny on the tax we pay is for our country to use it on somting good not somtin that we dont need u dont need a fuckin special spy to kill a man i can do it rite off my back

[dtwiddo]

yea you are right, we should spend the money on teaching you how to communicate and spell.

[DukeStarbuckle]

I loved this video. But I would recommend using Spell-Check on your next version.

[keflar5]

this is very well made, pity its completely pointless bullshit, fuck the NSA

[SlushRamen]

15/10 man thats great =D

[4KnoogeR4]

buhahahhhaha nice...

[D4rkCount3r]

nice ^^

[Geraton7]

GENIAL *ROFL*

[ExtaticMan]

xaxaxa

[JuliusCaeser007]

hilarious

[pimpflameb]

GREAT JOB JOHN!!!LOL

[Fav1909]

Well Done Jhon!!!! JAJAJAJA ROLF

[trockenessee]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH

[drdjr8]

Dont tell me you forgot your gun? ha ha...

*SLASH*

*Gurgle*

*Thud*

Lol and that pop machine came out of nowhere

[pinglet4554]

Wow...that was freakin' awesome. Good job, Sam!

[shahizudin]

i l ike this... ty for the post

[scpistol]

ROFL!!!

[Diablo123owns]

Hahaha this is so funny! splinter cell rox!

[prettyeric]

That dosent look a thing like Sam Fisher but it was still funny!

[ProjectRedfoot]

why not harm terrorists in the making? they're terrorists!