German & Polish Joke

[1000razyja]

1/3 Germans people have polish blood in their veins, the same in UK and Ireland, funny, is in`t?

[t1czer]

Two Jews walk into the bar... Screw stereotypes, you will be fat anyway ;) God Bless America

[ffejgib]

All Germans have some Polish in them.

[ffejgib]

FYI,

Germany's capital city, Berlin, is of Slavic origin.

[VOYTASNY]

2.5 MILLION LIVE IN GERMANY POLISH 10 MILLION POLISH LIVE IN USA AND MUCH MORE LIVE OTHER COUNTRY OVER WORLD POLISH PEOPLE ARE POWER FULL

[3DSFuture]

@VOYTASNY 1,5 Millions Poles lives in Germany because, germany womans are ugly ;D

[ludzikmarudzik]

You forgot to wear your seat belt.

[satan1234504]

Why needs a russian guy 3 cars when he want to travel to germany and then back to russia, he must drive through poland^^

[siwek00722]

this was not a polish man jebancu

[SoShaLLitBeDumb]

That must have been a real wild trip to Greece, fag.

[ffejgib]

I'm Polish/German

[frankiewicz123456]

SZKOPY

[ferdovit]

Intelligenzaktion was a genocidal action of Nazi Germany targeting Polish elites (primarily intelligentsia - teachers, nobles, buisnessmans,priests, etc. It was an early measure of the Generalplan Ost. About 60,000 people were killed as the result of this operation. The Intelligenzaktion took place soon after the German invasion of Poland, lasting from fall of 1939 till spring of 1940. It was continued by the German AB-Aktion operation in Poland

[specialedd13]

@FineLineBashesSkulls no, nazis are retarded

[Rezkomi]

It was only joke zeinburg : D

[Rezkomi]

We will kill him if he come to Poland . Give me his name.

[zeinbrug]

i toatly agurie, a more inresting joke woulhd be about a polark trying to act like a German and a German trying to actlike a polark. im a east german lying im poland so i woulhd be called a niemiecki-polnicht.

[shamickgaworski]

Well at least the second joke was 'standard' ... just replace Polish guy with Red Neck ... same right? Not so funny? Why?

That's what I once told a 'smart guy' like you on similar bus when he started Polish jokes ... I am Polish.

The 2nd you really screw up. That is much better in original and it is a commercial for software to learn languages ...

Has nothing to do with Germany, but with not knowing important languages at work ... it could have been Japanese coastguard or any other nation.

[TheHonestBookOfTruth]

Actually you're wrong; it still as funny with redneck. Also the coastguard joke can and is told about pretty much and non-native English speaker. Honestly the nation doesn't matter in these jokes and is only there to perpetuate stereotypes about anyone who does not speak English natively. The nation isn't the punchline, but rather the misunderstanding/ mishearing of English. Or in the case of the potato sack joke, a nationalities (Polish, Black American, Latino) supposed ignorance. Read up on it

[shamickgaworski]

I wish I could agree with you, since I am Polish ... but I am still not convinced.

[zeinbrug]

i,m an east german of polish decent . and i enjoy compareing the polish language with the german language, it,s funny and intriueging why there is simarty,s between 2 language,s to begin with.

[shamickgaworski]

I was in East Germany as a child (14?) many times ...

For us before 1999 or so, east germany looked like "west" :-)

I don't really think there are that many similarities between Polish and German however, becasue Polish is a Slavic language and German from "Anglo-Saxon" group

But, go for it, I am sure this is an interesting exercise for you ...

Greetings

[P45KAL]

LoL nice try Jock but he stole the first joke from a commercial look it up...i would like him to say a Polish-Irish joke around me n my friends =] he would be a dead man

[Gaki667]

He's now smart telling jokes about us but if you gave him a map of the world and said "show me Poland" he'd be like "duuuuhhh...uuumm...."

[numberonenobody]

aww, you cant take a joke

[Gaki667]

and you can't take the truth hahaha

[numberonenobody]

point to turkmenistan on a map while youve got one actually

[Gaki667]

actually I've got one and I know where it is, that was weak.

[madz2107]

By the way..in every single country (including America) there are thousands of "not very smart people" but theres no point in making jokes..that only shows people that are think they're smart but honestly your life is so boring that you are trying to make people laughing at your jokes to feel better..but you dont know ANYTHING about us!

[madz2107]

widzac wypowiedzi niektorych osob na tej stornie nie dziwie sie ze robia z nas idiotow..ludzie ogarnijcie sie,kazdy moze wymyslec kawal a mnie to nie obchodzi bo to tylko ludzki wymysl i brak rozrywki w zyciu aby zajac sie czyms konkretnym.

[shamickgaworski]

nie wiem czy wiesz ale "Polish Jokes" to nie ot tak on sobie wymyslil Polaka, przez przypadek, akurat mogl powiediec Wegier albo Japonczyk, ale powiedzial Polak .,.. to cos wiecej jest w tym. Poczytaj na internecie o tzw "Polish Jokes" ...

[pawlostg]

ferdovit- that's right, don't need to add sth!

PROUD TO BE POLISH!!!

[tygryslars89]

Co to za brudas?

[spiker27a]

what a geek

[Dominickyfz]

lmfao

[goovnoh]

How about turkish joke? That paralitic guy looks like Turk to me.

[simira114]

Ten Koles Jest Pierdolniety Czy uDaje???

Zaaal Z niego!!!! Pfff x//

[ferdovit]

I tell You a polish joke. AB-Aktion was a German campaign during World War II aimed to eliminate the intellectuals and the upper classes of the Polish nation. In the spring and summer of 1940, more than 30,000 Poles were arrested by the German authorities in German-occupied Poland.About 7000 leaders and professors, teachers and priests (labeled as suspected of criminal activities) were subsequently massacred at various locations including at the Palmiry Forest. Very funny is in`t? :-(

[Princez1289]

hey, this is just my friend telling a joke! It has nothing to do with WWII or anything like that. What does this have to do with anything? Don't get to political.

[codipar]

@Princez1289 Polish jokes originate from Hitler's propaganda before the invasion of Poland and starting the IIWW. Try to imagine there is a 8 times bigger country (USA vs PL), which is a superpower, and making fun, creating misleading stereotypes about you. Only because of that. I love my country and I am really tired of this. We are deprived of our dignity in popculture. Catching this?

[Princez1289]

@codipar hey, I'm not being serious at all. Why do people have to take this so seriously? We were just having fun on a long bus ride. I'm half polish and I don't give a crap about stereotypes.

[F1brawfa]

@Princez1289 Cos you dont know how this joeks were created they are mostly jewish vengence for us not letting them make a second Israel from Poland but what can you know you live in a coutry that produces its own money O.o i mean come on?

[pkm100]

@Princez1289

"Having fun" is the thing that keeps these stereotypes alive

my friend

[F1brawfa]

@Princez1289 Man i tell you a joke Columbus discovered America and he was as the lates cientes work says Polish :) the Joke is on you oh and reserch who is Obamas boss cos his name iz Zbigniew Brzezinski a Polish guy

[watatooie]

dude, your the one ripping on genocide and making jokes on death, not anyone here, and frankly i find you sadistic sarcasm offensive

[ferdovit]

"Polish jokes" started in nazi Germany. Nazi propaganda presented Poles like stupid but They killed many polish intelectuals first. I just show what is the source of these rasist jokes. Fun without Hitler.

[numberonenobody]

anything can be funny it just depends on the joke, not the subject

[numberonenobody]

yet another example of a douchebag witha very large pole shuved up your ass, and the inability to take a joke, shitty jokes mind you but jokes none the less

[F1brawfa]

@ferdovit  Dont worry man fuck them stupid fuck heads

[Herflik600]

W Polskiej Republice Kartoflanej, jak komuś braknie argumentów, albo gdy ktoś po prostu jest głupi, zaraz trzeba nazwać kogoś żydem, pedałem, komuchem i oczywiście Niemcem bo to wrogowie tej kloaki zwanej Polską. Życzę cI, drogi HUJU, żebyś otworzył swój umysł na Świat, może zrozumiesz, że są inni ludzie, z innymi poglądami, którzy mają w dupie tWOJE kartoflisko, które tak celebrujesz. NIEpozdro600.

[Ra6nar]

rozumiem dlaczego tak ostro z gościem rozmawiasz, ale nie wszyscy mieszkający w Polsce są tacy jak on, nie musisz rzucać wyzwiskami w strone Polski... -.-

[MsLikeaChola]

@Herflik600 Przecież to przecież przez żydków mamy w Polsce szambo wystarczy wspomnieć jak polska sie rozwinela w 20leciu miedzywojennym zaraz po uzyskaniu niepodleglosci ,krecilo sie mase dobrych filmow ,powstal port w Gdyni gospodarka rosla...wtedy Polską rządzili Polacy mam dostęp do pewnych zrodel jako student min historii..

[Herflik600]

ojca? Chyba rydzyka :D,(c)huju6666, doby nick sobie dobrałeś, adekwatny do stanu tWOJEGO umysłu, osobowości i znikomej inteligencji ;p

[Herflik600]

Nie na mnie, mój ty mały polski kundelku. Lubię jak plują na takie zacietrzewione, buraczane, wykrzywione w grymasie nienawiści do innych nacji, gęby - takie jak tWOJA ;]

[Herflik600]

I bardzo dobrze :)

[Herflik600]

Przez takich jak tY śmieją się z nas na świecie. Więcej dystansu do rzeczywistości i do samego siebie.

[dbobla]

@cumonyou 187and

toyotajack12

what for idiots you are you say that we are nazis and european are fat the fettest persons live in the usa and not in europe and there are much more rassism person in usa then in germany nazis were in germany 60 years ago now we got nothing against judes and black person we are against rasissm and your both are talking bullshit

[cumonyou187]

This fucking german bitch,I spit on your fucking country.Germany is the most hated country in the world,fuck it!!!

[Vivax1988]

not funny at all, next time don't waste 2 hours on such crap

[maxmario666]

Ciota jebana przyjedz do polski kurwa to masz wpierdol od pierwszego lepszego zioma za krzywa marde leszczu !

[Lbelotta]

OMG FUNNIEST JOKE EVER

[avertus1]

Stupid country-bumpkins..

[sgurdnomi]

I want to strangle you, thats not funny!

[bluewarsaw]

a sprobuj skurwielu tylko przyjechac do Polski

[scarletthorns]

lmaoo Larry xDD

[toyotajack12]

Europeans are fucking assholes!!

Like British are fucking fat-asses and Germans are Nazis and the fucking French are

[bmw360i]

Asia is way smarter than Europe!! Compare to Indians and Chinese Europeans are fucking dumbass!!

[boogiehash]

Americans are so stupid you can tell them that europe is a 51 state and they gona believe

[vvuyek]

American is stiupid country. Poland have got hard histry :( and USA haven't got histry they are imigrants from Europe!!!!

POLADN THE BEST!!! (M. Kopernik, M. Skłodowska-Curie,John Pawel II)

WORLD fuck of on POLAND

[Huroniafleet]

THERE was a guy...you know...and aaa...you know...and he was like aa...you know...know you...aaa...aaa...

DUDE, YOUR "TALK" sounds like from "Beavis and Butt-head"! Aaaa..aaaa. heee heee... What a moran... :)

[blzfw]

why polish jokes are so stupid??

Cause they are made by americans..

[airwingmaker]

American idiots .Stupid people and always liar.They are eat chemical junk-food.

[vamosherbut]

Fuckin americans idiots ,they dont knows wheres Europe

[phoks71]

what a retard ;) I don;t like germans though but fuck that,at least they are not as retarded as yanks. Society which doesn't know how many corners has a triangle....

[pjCooper1]

plaintive -.-

imbecile!

[bluemind1]

americans are the most stupid country in all the world, everybody know it :)

[Berlin1811]

That's kinda lame for a polish joke there, man.

I just heard the joke during the third minute; that one was even worse.

[shckwave]

this kids jokes suck

[new140]

Hi I'm from Poland i found somethin u maybe interested in: Why do American dogs have flat noses? they chase parked cars What is red white and blue stetches for miles and has the iq of 40? Independace day perade in Washington How do two American boys get of a roof? One pulls while the other cums. hahahaha a truly gay society

[litmusicsock]

all i can hear is the fucking bus and some guy muttering. toss bag.

[kristro]

Americans are idiots...

[gafax22]

i guess he is wanker.

[RochesterShorts]

lool what a stupid ass lol , this was from a euro commercial "learn english"

[DRponton666]

learn polish u fuck