There are so many rich, interconnecting themes at play here... truly, an insightful exploration into the human psyche and the whore/madonna paradox so prevalent in our modern society.
See, I don't know WHY you warned me about watching this video, jef. I was with you during your first video of 78641, and, while this video is... uh... a bit more randorg than 78641, I was still there, and I can appreciate the humor.
Besides, it's not often that you actually read all of the dialogue in a game.
I won't mention this to you on TeamSpeak, though, or else I'll have to deal with WHY DID YOU NOT HEED MY WARNING!? or somesuch.
What the-- huh? Wait, what just happened, I blacked out. Whatever I just watched was hilarious though. You win this time oceanspirit Dennis, this time....
Can't believe I spent £40 on this game when it was released.
veryweirdguy 3 months ago
@veryweirdguy Seriously. What a deal, right?
SirDakkalot 3 months ago
@SirDakkalot I'm gutted I didn't go for the Collector's Edition though. :(
veryweirdguy 3 months ago
for the love of god, how do i ge
zhnigo 3 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Better than the MW3 story...
BobinatorLulz 4 months ago
da fuck?
empty1388 4 months ago
1:29 Hey, at least it's not semen...
AudioJustG 4 months ago
What is this I don't even.
SgtKickass101 4 months ago
This wins.
KewlioMZX 4 months ago
I got a few laughs, wan't sure what it was parodying, but hell if I didn't giggle, at being afraid of Uterus'es.
ThisisHipHop1000 4 months ago in playlist More videos from jefmajor
omfg, that's gotta be the most random game ever xD it's ok tho, since it's jef
Easyflux 4 months ago
The plot is better than Mass Effect.
lullelulle32 4 months ago 12
Baaaaaawwwwwwwww!
melis256 4 months ago
To quote a particular sentient robot sidekick by the name of Geoff Peterson:
Balls.
aaron9099 4 months ago
Wat.
MrRudiMentary 4 months ago
My mind is full of fuck.
TheOrderOfCake 4 months ago
There are so many rich, interconnecting themes at play here... truly, an insightful exploration into the human psyche and the whore/madonna paradox so prevalent in our modern society.
Snapwave 4 months ago
That was amazing. We need more games like it. MORE I SAY
Spaghetti707 4 months ago
What is this, I don't even...
puppy441 4 months ago
I have to poop.
betweenthedayband 4 months ago
meaning of life ... yes ?
F0r3v3rT0m0rr0w 4 months ago
'i haev to do many things' Rofl xD Sweet
McFluty 4 months ago
I like it much Jef thank.
MasterAsra 4 months ago
huh me silent
ATSUYUKI0317 4 months ago
Me gusta.
JoKeRpRiNcE2 4 months ago
Oddly enough I've seen games that make even less sense.
TyloNary 4 months ago
he must have laughed his lunch gravies out of his tummy into my hand and he had mana gravy for lunch
WhiteDawn 4 months ago
i thought i was on LSD for a sec.
AmazingMrOne 4 months ago
I'm still trying to figure out how Jef got this leaked trailer of Final Fantasy XV.
tt89898989 4 months ago
Hahaha, whaaaaaaaa-?!?!
Brandisius 4 months ago
i have no clue what i just experienced.......but it gave me chronic diarrhea!!!
nickcaib 4 months ago
*Watch entire video straight faced*
*Exit Google Chrome*
*Laugh hysterically until I bust up crying and wondering where my life went wrong*
daybrad 4 months ago
im so cold.........
covecobras1 4 months ago
is it bad that just became sick wall watching and the pukeing all ove my bed
warwolf0315 4 months ago
holy shit of holy shit of shitting holy i........ i need to lay down for a few
golucky143kid 4 months ago
WTF? :)
waken12 4 months ago
to bad she didnt have teh foods
masssupercake 4 months ago
What in the fuck?!?
Airchiken50 4 months ago
Wut?
RuptureStarcraft 4 months ago
i dont even
skolvold 4 months ago
That actually made more sense then "My immortal" :)
MrYaotubo 4 months ago
I think I just got brain fucked....
ShadoShade 4 months ago
"Wut" Is the appropriate response to this. Either that, or suicide. I didn't take my Methamphetamines.
CappyAnon 4 months ago
In the next episode, Dennis learns the name of the King.
calastigro 4 months ago 17
@calastigro damn trilby's notes, that game scared me (I have no idea why... i was waiting for that)
Angelonio01 4 months ago
ok...then.....
sirtaquito 4 months ago
WTF IS GOING ON HERE OMGWTFBBQLEETHAXIDONTEVEN!?
musen1145 4 months ago
It all makes sense now.
th4970 4 months ago
What...just WHAT?!??!?!?!?!?!?
Dash4rd 4 months ago
oh cool, Jef just played almost every Anime ever.
Sturmdude 4 months ago
@Sturmdude correction, every anime inspired RPG ever.
Sturmdude 4 months ago
There's nothing weird about this game. You guys are just dumb. :3
Flashfloodd 4 months ago
I'm not sure if I should hit like or dislike for that video...
Who the fuck am I?
Cocaine's a hellova drug.
WirlWind494 4 months ago
methamphetamine was the raisin this game was made.
TheJschipProject 4 months ago
Oh thank god it was only 4 minutes...
...
It's not because it was "stupid" or anything! I'm european dammit, and it's almost midnight here, so DON'T give me that look!
Kindocold 4 months ago
Wtf did i just watched ?
4 minutes really ? FEELS LIKE 2 HOURS.
Also : wtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtf ?
SoKette 4 months ago in playlist Videos from jefmajor
Jef I think you messed up the title for this. It should say "Jef Major Intro Video"
GhazPlays 4 months ago
Der... Her der... dur hur der hur... FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
ShifterChaos95 4 months ago
Color coded text means it's a good adventure game.
slaxor 4 months ago
This Makes No Sense
MultiMatinek 4 months ago
@MultiMatinek Or does it make perfect sense?
Pillow!?!?
Mynameisnotooo 4 months ago
lol wut
ThePhobia18 4 months ago
See, I don't know WHY you warned me about watching this video, jef. I was with you during your first video of 78641, and, while this video is... uh... a bit more randorg than 78641, I was still there, and I can appreciate the humor.
Besides, it's not often that you actually read all of the dialogue in a game.
I won't mention this to you on TeamSpeak, though, or else I'll have to deal with WHY DID YOU NOT HEED MY WARNING!? or somesuch.
GrimithR 4 months ago
Jef? you know why i love you? because you do things none youtuber ever would even think about!
xXxThatCoolGuyxXx 4 months ago
3 words.
Cool.
Story.
Bro.
And I mean it, that story had a large level of coolness.
Articsledder 4 months ago
Dis beh tuh intelectual furr meh.
babbies321 4 months ago
I have no idea what i just watched...It was awesome
UshankasFTW 4 months ago
What the-- huh? Wait, what just happened, I blacked out. Whatever I just watched was hilarious though. You win this time oceanspirit Dennis, this time....
delta51 4 months ago
2:16 I knew it! The FORK OF TRUTH!
Kangur08 4 months ago
My train of though: What the fuck is th- Oh cool another Indie Games Bonanza.
RobLucci3 4 months ago 2
This is how people have birth defects...
xFr33d0mxF1ght3rx 4 months ago
I have no face and I must groan.
UnclePutte 4 months ago
Best... game... Ever!
murklom 4 months ago
So wait he killed the slime with the fork instead of that big ass sword?
DefinitelyNotATrolll 4 months ago
Que?
calrogman 4 months ago
*constant eye twitching*
bleachrulzall 4 months ago
I have been rendered speechless... There may also be some drool dripping from my mouth... I'm not sure.
MrSuednym 4 months ago
I DONT GET IT!
knight4745 4 months ago
wha- what the umm how did? what did? HOLY OMG ITS A COOLIO INDIE GAE MADE OF RAINBOWS!
CupHead27 4 months ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA EPIC
blackjackmoomin1 4 months ago
ಠ_ಠ
756secret 4 months ago
What.
Dudeawesome1000 4 months ago
The best fucking game I've ever saw. I WILL BUY 50 COPIES RIGHT NOW.
VioSquared 4 months ago
...? I don't know what I just watched...I'm pretty sure it was the greatest game ever.
AAC67 4 months ago
oO
NeedSomeMore1 4 months ago
Please excuse me a moment while I go and gather the pieces of my head from the surrounding area. It exploded, you see.
giygasattack 4 months ago 3
I think I need some more hooker flavored cocaine to truly appreciate this fantastic work of art.
CyberViking27 4 months ago
errrm ok then love you
maddogaz09hhg 4 months ago
Jef if this is your game you should sell it everyone wants to play this only for its conversations
earganon 4 months ago
Oh...
Infognito 4 months ago
I imagine if Jef would make a game, it would be something like that :)
meisterii 4 months ago 14
Umm...
BroccolliSlayer 4 months ago
what
saymana11 4 months ago
I can't decide if that was absolutely terrible or goddarn brilliant. I'm thinking the latter.
xAeternax 4 months ago 2
haha too late dennis
Remotei 4 months ago
Im im not to sure to say don..do... d...derpderpderpderp I LIEK MOOCOW!!!!
firehand94 4 months ago
I wish I knew the ovary peeler. Maybe I need to tickle some more tires with feathers in order to get more gravy.
FlaminToadstool 4 months ago 2
crazy game
arcadesdudeMineCraft 4 months ago
I am 53 years old and what is this??
otakumas 4 months ago 2
Also, I think I just lost about 45 IQ points.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
ulak5150 4 months ago 94
@ulak5150 I think you lost more, and the lack of IQ made you think a different number.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUx2
ghostkingoftheworld 4 months ago
@ulak5150 jefmajor stole them!
PaladinFury 4 months ago
@ulak5150 lucky you i just lost about 75 IQ points. i wonder if i can get those back?
orange3spear 4 months ago
Yes...but there's no time for this right now...
OH I see what they did there
hzktotakoi 4 months ago
what the fuck did i just watch?
....
....
....
Well who gives a fuck its a Jefmajor video
Doctorunique300 4 months ago 138
@Doctorunique300 You just watched Final Fantasy X boiled down, strained, and microwaved.
KesSharann 4 months ago
Is it april fools day already?
rancor260 4 months ago 2
Cloudiroph... We meet again...
117superdude 4 months ago
NOOO DENNIS!
austing0408 4 months ago
Ovarie peeler, uterus dimension
Deeeerp
ToothSnaggle 4 months ago
Gloop
magicrobotunicorn 4 months ago
Yay, this will raise my spirits. THey were low because I cant get It came From the dersert working. :<
ulak5150 4 months ago
Wait.
What?
Martin126X 4 months ago
lol i em tirred so i will sloop before wtaching this
okay i am awark now
PlankofWood1 4 months ago
I first thought that it said.... something else as Dennis.
FoodFromAscension 4 months ago
what.
the.
fuck.
hotshot3434 4 months ago 2
xD..
OUTLAW1345 4 months ago
LOLWUT XD
NorthboundFox 4 months ago 2
ROFL another random game play :) awesome. Eating Seamen :P
DemonofRazgriz92 4 months ago
This is... Odd...
KenzoKunn 4 months ago
oh sweet i kinda liked this game..
FadeNXC2 4 months ago
WOW! Weird
WeedoToro 4 months ago