After Hours - 4 TV Ads That Depict Terrifying Alternate Universes

[DreemerGurl98]

What were they doing before they made the video? That's some serious swear.

[1Onsokumaru1]

I'm crossed between TV Ads and Food Commercials. Look at me, I can talk and walk at the same time - I'm a fuckin wizard.

[gamecubeking]

But what if the foods in the commercials are shoe polish and hot glue in that world, but the people just think that's tasty?

[99070208]

@Cracked yeah, why is he sweaty? was he like running or something?

[Jaye3rd89]

Pills= gettin freaky

[MsAnonymous103]

Couldn't they come up with other words aside from terrifying

[Zeke571]

is it just me or does she remind you of amanda bynes in this episode?

[Bigkahkistan]

why the fuck are they sweaty?

[snufleufugus]

This was the first thing I thought of during the Chevy apocalypse ad

[eamond619]

i just got past the bit 'everyone of your meals is a lie' and then my dad called me in for dinner

[bloodangelxx]

Ok.....why there is pokemon videos on the right?

[thepacman2]

@bloodangelxx Ok, the only tags I can see that would make sense with that are crazy, world mysterious silly hillarious weird random spot and beer. maybe there is a beer named after a pokemon?

[bloodangelxx]

@thepacman2 maybe......maybe

[obzcure]

In New Zealand we do show the drinking, so does that undo the issue?

[ERoBB1]

I love that they're dressed down and sweaty for some reason in this one.

[franinconverse]

You should do a what TV show world you would live in

[ReeLee]

Porn DVD commercials would suck too. All the boobies would be covered by black censorship bars so nobody could ever be naked. Not to mention that the whole advert is one giant tease; there isn't even any foreplay. It's like everything halts at the "did someone order an extra sausage pizza" line and that's it! There is no porking, penetration or procreation; unless sex is having your black censorship bar lineup with another's and good luck getting some censor-bar action before midnight...

[MrTheChipster]

Porn

[SuperGraphicMan]

Katie. Still hot. Even without the costume.

[franinconverse]

The end of this ep is so adorable

[theMFBH]

There is a porn and gun store, called the Hamlet Quick Stop, on the Oregon Coast.

[theMFBH]

i swear to god this girl gets hotter every episode.

[emmahouli]

I'm Irish, we have yet to get that law...

I think, please correct me if I am wrong

PS: Perfume comercails

[hippieflute]

Why IS Dan so sweaty?

[BLACKIESBOY]

@hippieflute

I think they just came from a Zumba session. They're all in work out clothes (Katie's wearing a sports bra, for example).

[SeizureBobcat]

My favorite member of After Hours is Soren's arms

[TheFinalVampireKing1]

i would live in THE ANIME UNIVERSE IT ALWAYS BE FUNNIMATION!!!

[CRAZEDtranceaddict]

@TheFinalVampireKing1 YUUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!­!!

[BIGBLUBLUR]

"Cereal that never gets soggy"

Pfft, speak for yourself with that, Katie. I love my cereal a little soggy, and I know people that do. Not that I want it to turn to mush, but having it stay rock hard defeats the purpose of putting milk in that bitch in the first placed XD

[iSpeakstheTruth]

@BIGBLUBLUR amen to that 

[TheTaupeSechee]

I love this show. It needs so more views ! SHARE PEOPLE ! SHARE !!!

[sandydog426]

I freakin' love this show! Can't wait for the next one. As for Dan's apparent sweatiness, if you look at 2:54, it looks like he sprayed himself with something...I don't know, but that could be it?

[somebody1993able]

I hope the new episode is posted soon, I can't actually watch it on the site right now.

[WWOLFwts]

I hope they come out with a Halloween episode

[bigcookie83]

I love After Hours! It is genius. Answering all the questions Ive never thought of.

[TheTysonKane]

Why is Daniel O'Brien sweating like a rapist in church? Is it a joke because I don't get it.

[Megido]

@TheTysonKane I think they were working out, or biking. They all seemed to be wearing clothing that might suggest that. Dan was just sweatier than the rest. Katie being second.

[bakabakashii4]

I'm so glad you're back!

[Zulfiqar32]

This show should be on tv

[DannyKubrick]

The girl highly depicts Rebecca Black

[MrRaymonchi]

awwww yeeeah!!! i wish there was one ever week!!!!

[JDLupus]

This show has the perfect balance of intellect and humour.

[JGandthe2kk]

nah axe commerial chicks would dig me with no effort

[primate924]

why is he sweating so much?

[ArsRagnarok]

Is it just me or does Katie sound like Amanda Bynes's stalker character Penelope Taynt? Just a tad? Don't get me wrong I think she HI-larious but it makes me wonder.......Especially at 5:15

[McMasher]

why is everyone so sweaty

[Inigobalboa]

KATIE.

[snowkiller12]

I hacked my comment so you can't thumbs up me...and Michael rules

[2minutestomammoth]

I WANT TO LIVE IN THE KIA COMMERCIAL WITH THE DANCE OFF BETWEEN HAMSTERS AND ROBOTS TO "PARTY ROCK ANTHEM"!!!

[ToxBoxProductions]

@2minutestomammoth Then you could be eternally shufflin'

[ltsMeSB]

Christ, finally you post this on YouTube. Cracked's in-site video player is shit.

[Imjustaguy123]

Your stuff is great, think I'm even gonna unsubscribe collegehumor now xD

[KdotJdot]

It took me a month to watch this because the Cracked video player is the ONLY player that doens't work on my computer. Subbing this page ASAP.

MORE AFTER HOURS!

[designerunderpants]

I want to bring Katie out for dinner!

[Cracker76]

@designerunderpants I want to eat katie out for dinner, BAM!

[designerunderpants]

@Cracker76 She is one fine filly alright

[mazzak]

how could they not pick being in a Lynx or (Axe for the americans) universe your an average guy that keeps up his hygiene and you are surrounded by super models

[Monkeyboy92037]

fuck yeah after hours, best birthday ever

[TheMightyFiction]

I like that at 0:40 while Katie's jabbering on about wood stain and bleach and such, Dan just defiantly 'GLOMP's his food (whatever the Hell it was).

[TheMightyFiction]

@TheMightyFiction Come to think of it, has Katie ever actually eaten ANYTHING in these sketches? The closest I recall her coming was a French dip sandwich that Swaim stole; he seems to use nauseating imagery as a tactic to ruin her appetite and steal her food. Cunning like a fox. A really disgusting fox.

[MiketheCabbie]

@TheMightyFiction There was the cereal mascots episode. It started with all the guys in the bathroom together and Katie, while they were gone, downed what seemed to be an entire can of whipped cream. So maybe she's one of those girls that eats when no one else is looking. (And I KNOW you know a girl or two like that, so don't anyone accuse me of gender stereotyping.)

[TheSantodevaca]

@MiketheCabbie It's gender stereotyping because you're implying that men don't do the same thing. Also, I don't know a girl or two like that. I don't know any women like that, either.

[TheMightyFiction]

I suspect things in DOB's 'As Seen On TV' universe would turn drastically bad the first time he opened a jar with his bare hands without losing a finger or ruining his shirt and was subsequently burned for a witch.

[TheMightyFiction]

Incidentally, although it wasn't officially confirmed, I'm assuming Katie won this one?

[assbitchfucky]

Glad I was able to watch this on youtube. Yalls video player on the Cracked site sucks every ball from every person ever. You should fucking fix it.

[TheMightyFiction]

@assbitchfucky True, but obviously, the videos are up on 'Cracked' days before they hit YouTube, so it's either wait or put up wth the shitty DL speed.

[Lostwinddragon]

Grrr why dose it take so long for Cracked videos to download. 

[tuffgonng]

After Hours is one of the greatest things about cracked.

[TheMightyFiction]

@tuffgonng Goes to show, the simplest ideas are often the most effective.

[mrzeldatroy16]

why is every one so sweaty

[mrzeldatroy16]

the cake is a lie

[TheMightyFiction]

@KarateBoxer2012 No, in 30 days, you will look sweaty. You're still you in this universe, while every other man around you gains the rippling mass overnight. They're also the ones the hot women are throwin' it to, because the message of this world is that no-one gets laid unless their ass is carved out of Grecian marble.

[saachica07]

YES!!!!! PLATO'S CAVE ALLEGORY!!!!!

[mosesmosestv]

Giant photo of Katie Willert's face!

Yes: comikazeexpo com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07­/katie062eight.jpg

[shittyfagg]

DAMNIT 4000 views that's fucking ridiculous, what's wrong with you people?

no wait, whoever reads this already watched it so you're actually the good guys.

never mind, forget i said anything.

[katkcheshire]

God help DOB if I ever meet him... I can't say too much because it's graphic, but it starts with an "r" and ends with an "ape".

[TheMightyFiction]

@katkcheshire You're gonna put him on a rollercoaster with an ape? That's just wrong. Rollercoaster ape is wrong.

[AzureSN]

Cracked After Hours saved my life. Bless you sirs and madam!

[sweetgoldensunshine]

just saw the as seen on tv ad for forever lazy, and shook my head in disbelief at how challenging using a blanket has become for some members in society today.

[DWSimmy]

I cringed at the windshield wiper XD

[violenceandpoetry]

As one who lives in the South, to Swaim: they do not have gun/porn stores.

[CraigMetalHead]

@violenceandpoetry Well I see a gap in the market (pun intended, BUT its a stretch)!

I would call it Sweet Bang Tube, covers guns and porn-related things.

[henshinman]

@CraigMetalHead the tagline "a place to polish your pistol "

[Commentmit]

I can't believe I've over looked this channel for 5 months, you guys are awesome.

[Pbizz2010]

What is up with DOB and all his sweat? xD

[chocococo321]

Damn DOB is sweaty

[manyeyeshere]

Yes that is Plato :)!

[Cinsavant]

In the admittedly ONE and only one Print Advertising class i sat in on in college the prof said legally the ONLY fake food is ice cream (it's crisco) All others have to be the food they portray.

[25kuzon3]

okay..

[holdenmkrotch]

hahaha best ending. also swaim's laugh.

[BwananaKing]

Video needed to buffer at 2:21; everybody enjoy the derp.

[quicksandbuddy]

Katie always seems to be hungry.

[tadshackles]

How does DOB get MORE sweaty as the episode continued. I mean I knew he was awkward around the ladies but god damn, its getting bad.

[zuser]

Epic Movie Trailers... yeah :D

[0BatGirl0]

@zuser Everything you do would be dramatic, in slow motion or quickly edited with a badass soundtrack, yes plz.

[zuser]

@0BatGirl0 Exactly :D

[TheMightyFiction]

@0BatGirl0 But you're still you, so chances are you'd be shot, blown up or dead of plague inside the first twelve seconds.

[0BatGirl0]

@TheMightyFiction Yeah but that only happens if you're unattractive. Being that I'm a young girl I'd probably be put in tiny shorts and have cameras panning over my body with a fan just off-screen sweeping through my hair. So, kind of degrading but it beats being blown up!

[TheMightyFiction]

@0BatGirl0 In which case, you'll probably be the cop's daughter who gets held hostage by the switchblade-wielding face-licking villain.

[0BatGirl0]

@TheMightyFiction If Bruce Willis is my dad, then no complaints.

[TheMightyFiction]

@0BatGirl0 No, it's John Travolta, and Nicholas Cage is the face-licker. !D

[0BatGirl0]

@TheMightyFiction NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO!11!

[momothelemur]

5min?!?!?!!?!? ARRRRGH!

[jamasianman]

I'd choose laundry commercial. No dirty clothes ever.

[tadshackles]

@jamasianman Or piles and piles of endless dirty laundry and every god damn article of clothing gets inexplicably horrendous stains.

[DOOMERSANDSKULLS]

saydoe breakfast

[hardworker424]

I really like this series.

[CallMeXRVEN]

Feminine wash commercials in my country involves women wearing brightly-colored dresses with flowers and sunshine coming out of their skirts.

[MasterPenguin20Three]

Call me crazy, but I like it when my cereal gets soggy.

[McMarlock]

@MasterPenguin20Three You sir, are crazy

[Ramsez]

porn ads?

[fanboymouse]

I swear, ever since the Batman episode, i can't stop staring at Katies' boobs. Like they planned it that way...

[choirchick22]

SWAIM is amazing. :)

[Medic1663]

Love Swaim! More Swaim! And why does everyone look so sweaty in this video.

[dreapster]

That HAD to be a reference to Plato's Allegory of the Cave.

[SMCanadian]

Ha ha love the Plato reference, were just talking about that in philosophy class

[justsigninguptowatch]

This is my favorite show on Youtube evar

[caturday456]

This made my week :D. Even with sweaty DOB....

[violenceandpoetry]

MARRY ME KATIE!!! <3<3

[TheMightyFiction]

@violenceandpoetry Yeah, that oughta do it. !D

[josephd183]

another thing about katie's world is that after eating all of the fatty food, you don't get fat.

[TheGryfter]

It's not just me, right? Katie is getting hotter and hotter! Long may AH continue!

[TheKayasto]

Silly Swaim, girls don't poop xD

[TheMightyFiction]

@TheKayasto Yes, they do. That's where rainbows come from. !D

[TheKayasto]

@TheMightyFiction :D

[WarriorPoet2]

Cracked After Hours is really the best thing cracked is producing now! They should try developing it into a show!

[chandler88]

These are my favorite cracked videos.

[flamevizier]

im surprised they didnt talk about victoria secret ads

[SvangurKlaufi]

if this was every day i would overdose

[pjfine]

make more after hours videos.

[flamevizier]

he looks like hes about to give birth

[Chrark]

Cracked After Hours in my sub box = Day made!

[Chrark]

Cracked After Hours in my sub box = Day made!

[Chrark]

Cracked After Hours in my sub box = Day made!

[Chrark]

Cracked After Hours in my sub box = Day made!

[Chrark]

After Hours in my sub box = Day made!

[Chrark]

After Hours in my sub box = Day made!

[Cracked]

And yes, they just got back from the gym. That is why DOB is a shimmering damp man.

[o7uk]

@Cracked Y U NO FUN?

[o7uk]

@Cracked Y U NO FUNNY?

[infrafan]

@Cracked Well, three of them. Swaim just got back from his starring role in the stage production of "Summer School."

[Theninjasarecoming]

@Cracked and Soren is pristine. Naturally.

[NYCForeverbaby]

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