I think this finally proves that chris doesnt give a shit about women except for their chinas. He wouldn't mind being randomly paired up with a girl, regardless of what she was like...(well, maybe if she was black or a smoker but honestly i think he'd have sex with any girl who offered it)
This is quite simply painful to watch. Not because of the narration, or the annotations, those thankfully elevate the humor factor, but the fact that chris thought shit like this would work IRL...
If I didn't have a reason to commit murder so far, now I definitely do.
What was the target audience again? I can't remember, was it for kids? No it was for adults because it talked about sex explicitly. I don't know, if I somehow had his whole series, I'll just make it a bathroom for the dog, then burn it.
Wow, two songs you used in this one were used in Sucker Punch, coincidentally a movie about another person who used her imagination in order to control the world around her.
Of Course, while Baby Doll's fantasy realm consisted of awesome action, spectacular, imaginative visuals, and gave her the chance to be heroic, Chris's fantasy realm is horribly rendered, juvenile, and solely exists to make him look good.
THE LORD GOD/JESUS told Chris to touch Megan inappropriately, so he didn't need her permission.
I swear, its only a matter of time before "God/Jesus" tells Chris in a "vision", 'Lo, Christian, you need to totally rape and dismember prostitutes. Anyone who tells you otherwise is a me-damn heretic.' And no-one will be surprised when Chris gets either the chair, or a nice padded room.
It was the date ed thing that was my introduction to the warped world of Chris Chandler. I was talking about the proposed Obama reeducation centers and said half-jokingly that they could even offer a course to teach the intricacies of college dating. So someone sent me a link to the CWC Wiki. I saw my bad joke taken at face value. His idea is like some weird combo of a college class and a brothel, where they give you a gov't-approved hooker, a clean bed, and a pack of smokes for after.
@aqweaqweaqweaqweaqwe-- A lot of that is fabricated or taken out of context. Chris-Chan and I are nothing alike, except we both live in the South and produce comics--and mine are far better. I help out my family financially, can cook, and don't get banned from malls and stores because I can't act right. I enjoy Kim Possible because our series have similar themes--teenager balances crimefighting and high school, doesn't wear a disguise, and has a sidekick, a tech guy and a team pet. Big deal.
@Useless2112 -- No, I was forced to leave school for contesting the charge, which were false. I told them unless they dropped the charges and rehired me immediately at the campus paper, I was going to leak the story to the press. I should have spoken to a lawyer rather than try to get my story heard on talk radio. I was accused of threatening my bosses and sent to that pinhead at judicial affairs. After some go-around, my records were frozen and I was told to go away. The dispute still rages.
ok i believe theres a god, but jesus chris thinks everything is either a mistake or miracle from god, seriously theres also science behind everything too, have you ever thought to think about that chris?
thank god im hungover right now cuz im seriously fading at 4:40, chris makes long-long-fucking long ass text of bullshit no one cares about of don't contribute to the story, just some shit he thinks personally...
Simonla wanted a son named Reginald sonee, but someone in the dating class is named Reginald, and instead she had a Daughter who she never saw anyways, because she dies in a toilet explosion before the egg hatches.
A pikachu who turned to a yellow hedgehog. Fought a giant golem. An evil black Sonichu who was made from his DNA and cherry-cola. Five mysterious Sonichu's who formed the Chaotic Combo. Chris "leading" a town. His sister trapped in a mirror. A quest for 7 crystal balls.
Anyone remember that? Anyone remember that this comic was suppose to have action and adventure? Anyone remember that, even though this comic is crap, it at least delivered that?
The wise 9 year old is that kid who wrote the book "How to talk to girls" I believe thats the title I remember seeing an interview with that kid on ktla news
That was pretty nice of God, breaking the laws of nature and performing such a miracle as finding someone interested in Chris just to save the love life of an autistic sexist. Did Chris even thank God?
1:52 - That's th eonly way someone'd be Chris friend. Seriously, Rocky must get some kind of stipend for existing in her idiot-chruch's counselor position.
50-word essay...? Did the man just never attend school? Or did he just sit there, at third grade, wishing he didn't have to write a 6-PARAGRAPH (POPERLY ORGANIZAED paragraphs, by the way) essay?
Interesting thought. In the comic, God is not all knowing and all powerful, or he is cruel. He made a promise.... scratch that, a statement that stated Chris and Ivy were destined to be together. Later on, Ivy dies in comic. Either God knew this would happen and was merely toying with Chris' emotions or he could not prevent her death, which would imply that he is not all powerful... Interesting religious thoughs... though of course Chris wouldn't understand any of this.
"Now, now. Surely none of my creations can be THAT stupid. I...OH WOW HE ACTUALLY BELIEVES ME, AHAHAHA, IT'S FUNNY BUT ALSO I KINDA WANT TO KILL MYSELF FOR MAKING HIM."
Hah, the "wise 9-year-old" is a reference to that little kid that made a website about how to get women.
It's funny that Chris knows about these obscure internet cases but seems to be completely unaware of how infamous he actually is outside of ED and 4chan. Does he even know about these audio books?
Yes, since posting I saw that. It's kind of sad, really, it seems Chris is really desperate to try to earn a living with this Sonichu dream he has. I think he's tried everything under the sun. The most unfortunate thing is that if he got into some art classes or something and came up with a real IP that he could call his own it might even be possible for him to get something going. He certainly has the creative energy to work on something like that.
When I said "creative energy," I meant his WILL to create and tell stories. These works are completely unoriginal and egocentric, absolutely, but my point was that he COULD be doing something worthwhile if he was given the support and direction that he needs to be a great artist and storyteller. He has the drive to keep doing it, even after so much ridicule.
no. remember, he has no job, no relationships and few responsibilities. he has all the time in the world to make comics, but they still take months on end to come out.
Of All the BS in Chris-Chan's comics, his One lucid realization is the idea that nothing short of divine intervention, a literal 'Act of God' is going to get him a girl
Fact: In CWCville, straight sex and rape is taught to every citizen every day! Starting from day 1 to your painful, bloody, violent, and forgotten death! Once again: Nice fucking going, fatass.
I can't help but laugh so much at that teacher's name. Jack-her-ass I swear I she was an actual teacher she have to change her name, even the best teacher in the world would cause laughs with that name.
there should be an episode about how the sonichus/rosechus are treated as second class citizens and they revolt against the humans, which results in a bloodbath of epic proportions.. now that would be interesting, not this dating bullshit.
And isn't "Ivy" the one chris shoved his medallion up his ass for?
The "girl" for Wild will always be Simonchu.
thephilchannel 7 hours ago
"WISE
9 YEAR OLD
DOES NOT
COMPUTE"
LMAO.
superpikachu11 2 weeks ago
"May I touch you".
Turned on yet?
Trollfagget 2 weeks ago
The drawing of Ivy at 6:55 was actually pretty good, if it had been an eight-year-old who had drawn it.
thefuzz97 3 weeks ago
i swear, god facepalmed himself on this part.
aquelescaraaaaaaaaaa 3 weeks ago
Chris thinks that his god should concern himself with helping fix Chris' sleep schedule.
epiclulz66 1 month ago
Why in the world when he says that men should not be topless and wear bras and yet it's okay for him?
Majorasword64 1 month ago
I think this finally proves that chris doesnt give a shit about women except for their chinas. He wouldn't mind being randomly paired up with a girl, regardless of what she was like...(well, maybe if she was black or a smoker but honestly i think he'd have sex with any girl who offered it)
smile221 1 month ago
it's creepy how he named the sex dolls after his parents
ThePenIsLiquor 1 month ago
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NotTheWheel 1 month ago in playlist Audiobook Saga
This is quite simply painful to watch. Not because of the narration, or the annotations, those thankfully elevate the humor factor, but the fact that chris thought shit like this would work IRL...
If I didn't have a reason to commit murder so far, now I definitely do.
Termiborger 1 month ago in playlist Audiobook Saga
Can't this guy just shut up about "love"?
There is no love. There is only joy.
OfficialFuzzeh 1 month ago
This HAS to be a joke. I mean if he believes this is how things should be, he is insane.
Phenomenaman 1 month ago
You just know the Barb dolls smell like cat pee and the Bob dolls smell like a mix of cut down internet and Burger King.
ReyFlamedramon 2 months ago in playlist Audiobook Saga 3
chris chan was good ripping off sonic so hard
MrDiablolord 2 months ago
God damnit Vivian.
At the "HERE"s, I was drinking and then the annotations with the "HA"s came up.
Cue me snorting and spitting into my hand.
CyanidePlaceboEffect 2 months ago
who would read a fucking comic book about the characters failing to date each other
Camdude90 3 months ago
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TheNostalgiaSpot 3 months ago
This is the worst dating advice I have ever heard in my life! These people should be demanding a refund.
TheNostalgiaSpot 3 months ago
these people are in university and they need a how to talk to girls class
Camdude90 4 months ago
@Camdude90 its also funny how he said highschools a university and how 19 year olds are still attending? the fuck??
2dittoz 2 months ago
Can I touch you?
jamesbob006 4 months ago
"I'm Jesus, 'sup?" This is better then the "Life of Brian".
onemoreturn 5 months ago
Ms. Jackerass.....AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Chris seriously!? Its like you are begging to get hated.
LucasHorclox 5 months ago 13
Ivy turned out to be a troll.
rickwyles1 5 months ago
What the fuck is up with this guy and the name Reginald?
444Tazer 6 months ago 2
ATTN CHRIS
Women can be older than men in relationships.
SlashFirestorm 6 months ago 2
OH GOD, I lost my shit at God.
skipolas 6 months ago 2
What was the target audience again? I can't remember, was it for kids? No it was for adults because it talked about sex explicitly. I don't know, if I somehow had his whole series, I'll just make it a bathroom for the dog, then burn it.
mxc82 6 months ago
Jack her ass lol!
DarkWizardMonkey 6 months ago
even God trolled Chris
boitahaki 7 months ago
If there WAS such a thing as Chrissy dating class it'd be full of exclusively male 'loveshy' nerds like Chris himself. No women at all.
TheSkunkCat 7 months ago 2
This is terribly funny.
bloodsugardynamite 8 months ago
What's the name of the song from 00:56 to 2:24?
I love the use of White Rabbit during the Dating Education. It displays perfectly how much of an acid trip the class is.
Zoroark50 8 months ago in playlist Audiobook Saga
@Zoroark50
It sounds like something from the Tales of Symphonia soundtrack.
AnKyloZilla 6 months ago in playlist Audiobook Saga
@AnKyloZilla IT IS!
RandomCommenterful 3 months ago
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Zoroark50 8 months ago in playlist Audiobook Saga
Is this necessary to the plot?
...
...
LOLOL What have I been smoking!? There's no plot!
shadowclock13 8 months ago
I wouldn't mind a Robert doll, I hear they've got real internet cutting action.
Patel9053 9 months ago
summing up ths whole episode: HONOR ROLL MY ASS!
sexhaie 9 months ago
Snergen Flergen.
Get out of my classroom.
feh2 9 months ago 2
Hahahaha! A 50-WORD ESSAY... Seriously, I can't breathe.
Lariekoekje 9 months ago
HERE! HEAR! HEOAR! HEER!
soloknight 10 months ago
Wow, two songs you used in this one were used in Sucker Punch, coincidentally a movie about another person who used her imagination in order to control the world around her.
Of Course, while Baby Doll's fantasy realm consisted of awesome action, spectacular, imaginative visuals, and gave her the chance to be heroic, Chris's fantasy realm is horribly rendered, juvenile, and solely exists to make him look good.
Numbuh296 10 months ago
But we love the annotations!
IHeartBrattyPets1212 10 months ago
7:10 is absolutely amazing
CommanderDESU 11 months ago
That HERE is now stuck in my head alongside the message of "LET THIS MADNESS END, VIVIAN, LET ME GO" made by the narrator as backmasked message.
Thanks, Vivian, Thanks.
MRWWAYSS 11 months ago
0:00 to 0:36 made me think of one thing.
SONICHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
F*ckin Christian Weston Chandler,
he's the mayor of CWCVille...*boom*
k i'll stop.
PikachuWii9 11 months ago
"And as a gentleman, you should ask before even touching her".
This coming from Chris? After the whole Megan saga? You're fucking kidding right?
jimmyjimbo72 11 months ago
@jimmyjimbo72 Oh, hey that was different.
THE LORD GOD/JESUS told Chris to touch Megan inappropriately, so he didn't need her permission.
I swear, its only a matter of time before "God/Jesus" tells Chris in a "vision", 'Lo, Christian, you need to totally rape and dismember prostitutes. Anyone who tells you otherwise is a me-damn heretic.' And no-one will be surprised when Chris gets either the chair, or a nice padded room.
QuicklimeTime 11 months ago
@QuicklimeTime LOLOLOL.
jimmyjimbo72 11 months ago
goddamn why does everyone in this comic look so fucking doped
GUInterface 11 months ago
There is no gayness allowed in date ed.
Because Chris is STRAIGHT God-fucking-dammit!!!
Athils 11 months ago
Simonla can't wait to neuter her boyfriend, It's gonna be the best issue ever.
GreatNegus 11 months ago
ok anyone else think it's weird that they are handing out sex dolls of chris's parents, robert and barbara?
ThePenIsLiquor 1 year ago
How can something sound dated if it was NEVER put into practice?!
DBuilder 1 year ago
"Just messin' with ya!
...D."
SlamminWolfgang 1 year ago
It was the date ed thing that was my introduction to the warped world of Chris Chandler. I was talking about the proposed Obama reeducation centers and said half-jokingly that they could even offer a course to teach the intricacies of college dating. So someone sent me a link to the CWC Wiki. I saw my bad joke taken at face value. His idea is like some weird combo of a college class and a brothel, where they give you a gov't-approved hooker, a clean bed, and a pack of smokes for after.
HaggisMcCrablice 1 year ago
@HaggisMcCrablice Yet you two are soooooo similar....
Nice ED page btw...
aqweaqweaqweaqweaqwe 1 year ago
@aqweaqweaqweaqweaqwe-- A lot of that is fabricated or taken out of context. Chris-Chan and I are nothing alike, except we both live in the South and produce comics--and mine are far better. I help out my family financially, can cook, and don't get banned from malls and stores because I can't act right. I enjoy Kim Possible because our series have similar themes--teenager balances crimefighting and high school, doesn't wear a disguise, and has a sidekick, a tech guy and a team pet. Big deal.
HaggisMcCrablice 1 year ago
@HaggisMcCrablice Not being funny or anything, but didn't you get kicked out of college for plagiarism?
Useless2112 1 year ago
@Useless2112 -- No, I was forced to leave school for contesting the charge, which were false. I told them unless they dropped the charges and rehired me immediately at the campus paper, I was going to leak the story to the press. I should have spoken to a lawyer rather than try to get my story heard on talk radio. I was accused of threatening my bosses and sent to that pinhead at judicial affairs. After some go-around, my records were frozen and I was told to go away. The dispute still rages.
HaggisMcCrablice 1 year ago
...Why does Jesus have a bowl cut?
slamaplaya 1 year ago
Why the fuck does Chris think he has the authority to preach to people how to date? I guess it is true that those who can't do, teach...
videogamenostalgia 1 year ago 41
@videogamenostalgia More like those who can't do, internet.
SchedeenIndeed 10 months ago in playlist Audiobook Saga
@SchedeenIndeed Or a combination of the two: Those who REALLY can't do, teach over the internet.
videogamenostalgia 10 months ago
@videogamenostalgia and those who can't teach. Teach gym
ed2eddy 6 months ago
he seriously overuses "GOD" alot, im surprised jesus hasn't come down to beat his ass and ask for money for copyrighting his name.
sexhaie 1 year ago
ok i believe theres a god, but jesus chris thinks everything is either a mistake or miracle from god, seriously theres also science behind everything too, have you ever thought to think about that chris?
sexhaie 1 year ago
thank god im hungover right now cuz im seriously fading at 4:40, chris makes long-long-fucking long ass text of bullshit no one cares about of don't contribute to the story, just some shit he thinks personally...
sexhaie 1 year ago
fav white stripes song, but its alittle too loud and overlaping your voice but just alittle bit ^^;
sexhaie 1 year ago
Oh god the eyes at 6:50
Nobody has eyes like that
They're like friggin cats eyes or something.
Deepblue686 1 year ago
This seems a bit blasphemous...
TheSilentWyvern 1 year ago
3:44
Barbara Dolls = Barbara Chandler = Snorlax
Robert Dolls = Bob Chandler = Internet Lumberjack
...
I'll just let those mental images plague your nightmares now, k'?
rptheory 1 year ago
@rptheory Careful now, Bob will cut your internet down.
TheSilentWyvern 1 year ago
50 words does not make an essay, heck it barely counts as a paragraph
thelordoflemonz 1 year ago
has chris been sued yet? if not sony AND sega should get on that.
TAXEXEMPTION 1 year ago
@TAXEXEMPTION Maybe they're too busy laughing their heads off at his weapons-grade fail.
CKO92 1 year ago
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MewYuki23 1 year ago
I want a Robert doll with over 50 crazy southener phrases and internet cutting action!
NIMPAK1 1 year ago
OH MAN A WHOLE 50 WORDS?!
caligo641 1 year ago
Spoiler
Simonla wanted a son named Reginald sonee, but someone in the dating class is named Reginald, and instead she had a Daughter who she never saw anyways, because she dies in a toilet explosion before the egg hatches.
Oh Chris.
TiffanyDoll 1 year ago
Oh. Jackaras IS her name. XD Wow.
FoxyMamaRox 1 year ago
Wait, I just noticed, Babara and Robert dolls? WTF...
rattymatty 1 year ago
...says the alpha, the omega, all that was and shall ever be.
You win the Internet.
phoenixhart17 1 year ago 5
Snergen-Flergen? What the heck?!?!
kariedme 1 year ago
For the first time ever, I felt bad for the guy, he actually put alot of effort into comic, but hes proven himself to be an asshole though.
Ishykawa 1 year ago
A pikachu who turned to a yellow hedgehog. Fought a giant golem. An evil black Sonichu who was made from his DNA and cherry-cola. Five mysterious Sonichu's who formed the Chaotic Combo. Chris "leading" a town. His sister trapped in a mirror. A quest for 7 crystal balls.
Anyone remember that? Anyone remember that this comic was suppose to have action and adventure? Anyone remember that, even though this comic is crap, it at least delivered that?
TKGB2006 1 year ago 24
The wise 9 year old is that kid who wrote the book "How to talk to girls" I believe thats the title I remember seeing an interview with that kid on ktla news
mrGrandpaCharlie1 1 year ago
next to Punchy at 5:55
is that supposed to be Wendy and Stan Marsh from south park
and behind Simonla is that Kenny but in a blue parka instead of orange
FreakSpazKing 1 year ago
Mrs. Jackaras? Jack her ass? HAHAHAHAHAAHA fuck you Chris...
LucasHorclox 1 year ago
This is how Chris sees the university
Kassad86 1 year ago
pokemons going to college wtf
boitahaki 1 year ago
I don;t like the way Rosechu is holding that lightning bolt o the cover...
videogamenostalgia 1 year ago
6:10 When that blue thing thought of The blond you can see a tghout balon whit her image in it, Thats not badly drawn or did someone else drew it
TheBrotherOfSisters 1 year ago
even if some of the jokes are mildly funnier than the rest, he ruins them by explaining it to us like we're fucking stupid.
TheMechanic9000 1 year ago
That was pretty nice of God, breaking the laws of nature and performing such a miracle as finding someone interested in Chris just to save the love life of an autistic sexist. Did Chris even thank God?
SirCashbox 1 year ago
God has a twisted version of the Instrumentality Project
Kassad86 1 year ago
8:25 - "I went through the motion of asking. That means I'm HONEST and TRUE when I say I care. Hmm. Yes. Yes. Hmm. Give me your china now."
8:55 - GOD DAMN LOOK AT THAT FACE
9:10 - Jackass appreantly whipped out her monster cock, "Mjöllnir," and pissed all over the chalkboard.
50 words = length of the Average Youtube comment (not full 500 charcters).
Xunkun 1 year ago
3:47 - Fridge Horror: LUMBERJACK AND SNORELAX. HE TURNED HIS PARENTS INTO DOLLS FOR FUCK-CLASSES.
5:03 - Cambot! Gypsy! Tom Servo! CROOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!
5:11 - Ferris Beuler's Day Off.
5:28 - GOD DAMN LOOK AT THAT ARM
5:46 - He was chewing tobacco.
6:13 - HE MEANS INSTANT MESSENGER THIS CLASS IS FOR ONLINE RELATIONSHIPS
6:39 - HAS to be younger.
7:30 - HIS prayers.
7:42 - God calls in favors now?
8:25 - That's ACTUALLY how long chris pays attention to a given sentence that isn't about him.
Xunkun 1 year ago
1:52 - That's th eonly way someone'd be Chris friend. Seriously, Rocky must get some kind of stipend for existing in her idiot-chruch's counselor position.
2:06 - Whores, of course.
2:22 - I think Chris' going for an R name there to honor his father. Also, to make sure at least one kid is hated more than Chris.
3:04 - Miss Jackass. Crime: Existing. Sentence: Be a Sonichu character. GOD DAMN LOOK AT THAT MOUTH.
3:31 - Ohh, so she was arrested for prostitution and human trafficking.
Xunkun 1 year ago
1:17 - Troll Faiec?
1:23 - I just watched the penis comic; OF COURSE THERE ISN'T.
Xunkun 1 year ago
"Snergen-Flergen!"
That is the only intentionally funny thing in Sonichu that's actually funny ever.
Also, Wild's face at 1:13 made me jizz gallons.
EdtheBlueNinjaYoshi4 1 year ago
4:50
FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUU-
Chris needs to follow his own advice
IRAwEsOmE 1 year ago
I think Chris' ignorance on dating really shines through in this comic.
TheLevoyboy 1 year ago
I wish that Lucario would come into this comic and kill all of these stupid-ass Sonichu things.
NinjaMonster 1 year ago
@NinjaMonster Lucario is a shitty pokemon that only appeals to furfags
keyblade8 1 year ago
@keyblade8 Lucario is cooler than any of Chris's stupid-ass Sonichu things.
NinjaMonster 1 year ago
@NinjaMonster Lucario is the shittiest pokemon
the shittiest.
makes sonichu look like a masterpiece
keyblade8 1 year ago
50 internetz for using White Rabbit
MiyazakiSensei 1 year ago
WILD USES DRUGS
TheLordOfTheSporks 1 year ago
Every time you masterbate god kills a sonichu character.
SO FAP FUCK HARDER AND LONGER!!
SuperBigChug 1 year ago 2
I love how the narrator reads Chris's spelling errors.
mechamonster 1 year ago
What kind of shitty special power is levitate if you already have wings?
Kitchinsink3 1 year ago 3
*Facepalm*
Fuck this comic
SOSHaruhi101 1 year ago
I pay my tax dollars for dating classes!??!?! Le gasp!
RenegadeGear 1 year ago
Narrator is awesome.
Narrator is the awesomest thing ever.
And in any case, what did the Holy Ghost do to piss CWC off?
calvinjluther 1 year ago
CLYDE IZ SPY!!!!
daggerrun 1 year ago
You can tell Chris used to try harder, this comic seems so have backgrounds in some panels.
epiclulz66 1 year ago
50-word essay...? Did the man just never attend school? Or did he just sit there, at third grade, wishing he didn't have to write a 6-PARAGRAPH (POPERLY ORGANIZAED paragraphs, by the way) essay?
TheWickedSmile 1 year ago
whoa whoa, wasn't he devoting his heart to some other girl in the last issue? wtf is wrong with this guy??
DBuilder 1 year ago
@DBuilder Welcome, newcomer. Chris flip-flopped because he's a faggot who, among other things does not understand the concept of love.
TheWickedSmile 1 year ago
I really wish Deth did a asian accent on Punchy.
Ohmygodiamonfire 1 year ago
Wait, if Zapina is 14, what the HELL is she doing at a university in the first place?
SuperPokeify 1 year ago
@SuperPokeify She may have a genius IQ. Of course... this IS CWCville. Everyone here is stupid as freshly-squeezed juice.
TheWickedSmile 1 year ago
@SuperPokeify are you really trying to being logic into comic? srsly?
mrbob091 1 year ago
Barbra and Robert dolls = gross
CaseHa 1 year ago 3
lol, 50 word essay!
soveriegn100 1 year ago
I want to know more about this "Clyde". He seems like a pretty cool guy.
MajinDX500 1 year ago 38
@MajinDX500 and he doesn't afraid of anything :]
MorgensternPip 1 year ago 4
@MajinDX500 His shit is so Cash.
TheCaptiannaitpac 1 year ago 2
Look at this entire comic, god damn
poopskinTheLiar 1 year ago
Find a good 16 year old boy.. For the barbecue tonight. 17 year olds are too savory.
ZaynahZihoa 1 year ago
IT'S GUTSMA- I mean, CLYDE!
PirateLordRogan 1 year ago
Interesting thought. In the comic, God is not all knowing and all powerful, or he is cruel. He made a promise.... scratch that, a statement that stated Chris and Ivy were destined to be together. Later on, Ivy dies in comic. Either God knew this would happen and was merely toying with Chris' emotions or he could not prevent her death, which would imply that he is not all powerful... Interesting religious thoughs... though of course Chris wouldn't understand any of this.
VampiricDarkDragon 1 year ago
Clyde? Emily? Florence?
EAR! EAR! EAR!
AnttiApinaPro 1 year ago
fdfdfdfgvhjuuuunygjunmhnfgbvvvvvvvvvvvvvvbhjndfsfghghgbhbhgfvb
sorry I commit suicide onto the keyboard..
metalWeirdo77 1 year ago
the 'and she kills' herself made me laugh too much
dudefather 1 year ago
Does anyone actually think Chris drew the character in the tought bubble at 6:04 ?
TheEternalZohne 1 year ago
He put God in the comic!? Thats going too far... this is the worst one yet! xD
TwilightSylvestris 2 years ago
@TwilightSylvestris Someone ought to bust into his room Brian Griffin style and slap him. "GOD. IS. PISSED."
TheWickedSmile 1 year ago
Does Chris think everyone is as retarded as he is?
No, wait, he's only thinking of himself when writing this. Never mind.
Fronzel41 2 years ago
oh... my... fucking... God!
this is the WORST one yet!
DittyBugxxxx 2 years ago
what the absolute fuck is that blue thing with the pointy yellow thing lodged in it's head?
TheDudeYouHateToMeet 2 years ago
"Hey dad, let's see if he falls for it AGAIN!"
"Now, now. Surely none of my creations can be THAT stupid. I...OH WOW HE ACTUALLY BELIEVES ME, AHAHAHA, IT'S FUNNY BUT ALSO I KINDA WANT TO KILL MYSELF FOR MAKING HIM."
SlashFirestorm 2 years ago
A fucking blue Sneasel?
KimeramonRocks 2 years ago
Also, Jesus looks like Chris Chan with asian eyes and a beard. Foreshadowing? Preshadowing? Whathsdoausgasegsgsdever.
Makingnewnamesisdumb 2 years ago
Hah, the "wise 9-year-old" is a reference to that little kid that made a website about how to get women.
It's funny that Chris knows about these obscure internet cases but seems to be completely unaware of how infamous he actually is outside of ED and 4chan. Does he even know about these audio books?
Makingnewnamesisdumb 2 years ago
He knows about the audio books. He threatened Vivian and demanded a large percentage of all the profits made by these things.
magmos 2 years ago 3
Yes, since posting I saw that. It's kind of sad, really, it seems Chris is really desperate to try to earn a living with this Sonichu dream he has. I think he's tried everything under the sun. The most unfortunate thing is that if he got into some art classes or something and came up with a real IP that he could call his own it might even be possible for him to get something going. He certainly has the creative energy to work on something like that.
Maybe I'm overthinking it...
Makingnewnamesisdumb 2 years ago 3
he doesn't have "creative energy". EVERY character, plot point and line is either cliche or a direct rip-off.
robokill387 2 years ago 24
When I said "creative energy," I meant his WILL to create and tell stories. These works are completely unoriginal and egocentric, absolutely, but my point was that he COULD be doing something worthwhile if he was given the support and direction that he needs to be a great artist and storyteller. He has the drive to keep doing it, even after so much ridicule.
Makingnewnamesisdumb 2 years ago 4
no. remember, he has no job, no relationships and few responsibilities. he has all the time in the world to make comics, but they still take months on end to come out.
robokill387 2 years ago
@Makingnewnamesisdumb Or the arrogance to mostly ignore it. I'm betting on that one.
leliathomas 1 year ago
@Makingnewnamesisdumb Yeah, he does. He even threatened Vivi with death over them. He's not a very civil creature, that Chris-chan.
TatsunoKoori 1 year ago
Date Ed? Sounds like the title for an episode of Ed, Edd, n *shot*
cdjblue 2 years ago
If I can give one plus about Mrs (?) Jackaras' speech, at least she said some of the do's and don'ts of dating.
That being said, it's ironic that the person who wrote this never took his own fucking advice.
*Headdesk*
TatsunoKoori 2 years ago
Of All the BS in Chris-Chan's comics, his One lucid realization is the idea that nothing short of divine intervention, a literal 'Act of God' is going to get him a girl
ISleepNow 2 years ago
God and Jesus in his comics now? Fuckin epic. 'Sup' says the Son of God. xD
Shadowz41 2 years ago
Why is a guy who can't get a date to save his life attempting to educate the public on dating?
Myrmidon51 2 years ago
Fact: In CWCville, straight sex and rape is taught to every citizen every day! Starting from day 1 to your painful, bloody, violent, and forgotten death! Once again: Nice fucking going, fatass.
JulianWilfong 2 years ago
"Sup," asks the King of Kings. XD
abridgedfanboy 2 years ago 2
5:40
Wild looks and sounds shitfaced.
BlackNoir 2 years ago
50 word essays?! How could ANYONE complete that? Hyurrrrr...
ChocoboKitsune 2 years ago
@ChocoboKitsune A WHOLE 50 words? Oh man, so much stress...
TheWickedSmile 1 year ago
I can't help but laugh so much at that teacher's name. Jack-her-ass I swear I she was an actual teacher she have to change her name, even the best teacher in the world would cause laughs with that name.
Nightman221k 2 years ago
Narrator: Episode 19: Date Ed.
Chris: Even though the idea sounds like "dated."
Me: Thank you Chris, that was the joke.
JulianWilfong 2 years ago
there should be an episode about how the sonichus/rosechus are treated as second class citizens and they revolt against the humans, which results in a bloodbath of epic proportions.. now that would be interesting, not this dating bullshit.
And isn't "Ivy" the one chris shoved his medallion up his ass for?
GraspingReality 2 years ago 2