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  • The "girl" for Wild will always be Simonchu.

  • "WISE

    9 YEAR OLD

    DOES NOT

    COMPUTE"

    LMAO.

  • "May I touch you".

    Turned on yet?

  • The drawing of Ivy at 6:55 was actually pretty good, if it had been an eight-year-old who had drawn it.

  • i swear, god facepalmed himself on this part.

  • Chris thinks that his god should concern himself with helping fix Chris' sleep schedule.

  • Why in the world when he says that men should not be topless and wear bras and yet it's okay for him?

  • I think this finally proves that chris doesnt give a shit about women except for their chinas. He wouldn't mind being randomly paired up with a girl, regardless of what she was like...(well, maybe if she was black or a smoker but honestly i think he'd have sex with any girl who offered it)

  • it's creepy how he named the sex dolls after his parents

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  • This is quite simply painful to watch. Not because of the narration, or the annotations, those thankfully elevate the humor factor, but the fact that chris thought shit like this would work IRL...

    If I didn't have a reason to commit murder so far, now I definitely do.

  • Can't this guy just shut up about "love"?

    There is no love. There is only joy.

  • This HAS to be a joke. I mean if he believes this is how things should be, he is insane.

  • You just know the Barb dolls smell like cat pee and the Bob dolls smell like a mix of cut down internet and Burger King.

  • chris chan was good ripping off sonic so hard

  • God damnit Vivian.

    At the "HERE"s, I was drinking and then the annotations with the "HA"s came up.

    Cue me snorting and spitting into my hand.

  • who would read a fucking comic book about the characters failing to date each other

  • This is the worst dating advice I have ever heard in my life! These people should be demanding a refund.

  • these people are in university and they need a how to talk to girls class

  • @Camdude90 its also funny how he said highschools a university and how 19 year olds are still attending? the fuck??

  • Can I touch you?

  • "I'm Jesus, 'sup?" This is better then the "Life of Brian".

  • Ms. Jackerass.....AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    Chris seriously!? Its like you are begging to get hated.

  • Ivy turned out to be a troll.

  • What the fuck is up with this guy and the name Reginald?

  • ATTN CHRIS

    Women can be older than men in relationships.

  • OH GOD, I lost my shit at God. 

  • What was the target audience again? I can't remember, was it for kids? No it was for adults because it talked about sex explicitly. I don't know, if I somehow had his whole series, I'll just make it a bathroom for the dog, then burn it.

  • Jack her ass lol!

  • even God trolled Chris

  • If there WAS such a thing as Chrissy dating class it'd be full of exclusively male 'loveshy' nerds like Chris himself. No women at all.

  • This is terribly funny.

  • What's the name of the song from 00:56 to 2:24?

    I love the use of White Rabbit during the Dating Education. It displays perfectly how much of an acid trip the class is.

  • @Zoroark50

    It sounds like something from the Tales of Symphonia soundtrack.

  • @AnKyloZilla IT IS!

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  • Is this necessary to the plot?

    ...

    ...

    LOLOL What have I been smoking!? There's no plot!

  • I wouldn't mind a Robert doll, I hear they've got real internet cutting action.

  • summing up ths whole episode: HONOR ROLL MY ASS!

  • Snergen Flergen.

    Get out of my classroom.

  • Hahahaha! A 50-WORD ESSAY... Seriously, I can't breathe.

  • HERE! HEAR! HEOAR! HEER!

  • Wow, two songs you used in this one were used in Sucker Punch, coincidentally a movie about another person who used her imagination in order to control the world around her.

    Of Course, while Baby Doll's fantasy realm consisted of awesome action, spectacular, imaginative visuals, and gave her the chance to be heroic, Chris's fantasy realm is horribly rendered, juvenile, and solely exists to make him look good.

  • But we love the annotations!

  • 7:10 is absolutely amazing

  • That HERE is now stuck in my head alongside the message of "LET THIS MADNESS END, VIVIAN, LET ME GO" made by the narrator as backmasked message.

    Thanks, Vivian, Thanks.

  • 0:00 to 0:36 made me think of one thing.

    SONICHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

    F*ckin Christian Weston Chandler,

    he's the mayor of CWCVille...*boom*

    k i'll stop.

  • "And as a gentleman, you should ask before even touching her".

    This coming from Chris? After the whole Megan saga? You're fucking kidding right?

  • @jimmyjimbo72 Oh, hey that was different.

    THE LORD GOD/JESUS told Chris to touch Megan inappropriately, so he didn't need her permission.

    I swear, its only a matter of time before "God/Jesus" tells Chris in a "vision", 'Lo, Christian, you need to totally rape and dismember prostitutes. Anyone who tells you otherwise is a me-damn heretic.' And no-one will be surprised when Chris gets either the chair, or a nice padded room.

  • @QuicklimeTime LOLOLOL.

  • goddamn why does everyone in this comic look so fucking doped

  • There is no gayness allowed in date ed.

    Because Chris is STRAIGHT God-fucking-dammit!!!

  • Simonla can't wait to neuter her boyfriend, It's gonna be the best issue ever.

  • ok anyone else think it's weird that they are handing out sex dolls of chris's parents, robert and barbara?

  • How can something sound dated if it was NEVER put into practice?!

  • "Just messin' with ya!

    ...D."

  • It was the date ed thing that was my introduction to the warped world of Chris Chandler. I was talking about the proposed Obama reeducation centers and said half-jokingly that they could even offer a course to teach the intricacies of college dating. So someone sent me a link to the CWC Wiki. I saw my bad joke taken at face value. His idea is like some weird combo of a college class and a brothel, where they give you a gov't-approved hooker, a clean bed, and a pack of smokes for after.

  • @HaggisMcCrablice Yet you two are soooooo similar....

    Nice ED page btw...

  • @aqweaqweaqweaqweaqwe-- A lot of that is fabricated or taken out of context. Chris-Chan and I are nothing alike, except we both live in the South and produce comics--and mine are far better. I help out my family financially, can cook, and don't get banned from malls and stores because I can't act right. I enjoy Kim Possible because our series have similar themes--teenager balances crimefighting and high school, doesn't wear a disguise, and has a sidekick, a tech guy and a team pet. Big deal.

  • @HaggisMcCrablice Not being funny or anything, but didn't you get kicked out of college for plagiarism?

  • @Useless2112 -- No, I was forced to leave school for contesting the charge, which were false. I told them unless they dropped the charges and rehired me immediately at the campus paper, I was going to leak the story to the press. I should have spoken to a lawyer rather than try to get my story heard on talk radio. I was accused of threatening my bosses and sent to that pinhead at judicial affairs. After some go-around, my records were frozen and I was told to go away. The dispute still rages.

  • ...Why does Jesus have a bowl cut?

  • Why the fuck does Chris think he has the authority to preach to people how to date? I guess it is true that those who can't do, teach...

  • @videogamenostalgia More like those who can't do, internet.

  • @SchedeenIndeed Or a combination of the two: Those who REALLY can't do, teach over the internet.

  • @videogamenostalgia and those who can't teach. Teach gym

  • he seriously overuses "GOD" alot, im surprised jesus hasn't come down to beat his ass and ask for money for copyrighting his name.

  • ok i believe theres a god, but jesus chris thinks everything is either a mistake or miracle from god, seriously theres also science behind everything too, have you ever thought to think about that chris?

  • thank god im hungover right now cuz im seriously fading at 4:40, chris makes long-long-fucking long ass text of bullshit no one cares about of don't contribute to the story, just some shit he thinks personally...

  • fav white stripes song, but its alittle too loud and overlaping your voice but just alittle bit ^^;

  • Oh god the eyes at 6:50

    Nobody has eyes like that

    They're like friggin cats eyes or something.

  • This seems a bit blasphemous...

  • 3:44

    Barbara Dolls = Barbara Chandler = Snorlax

    Robert Dolls = Bob Chandler = Internet Lumberjack

    ...

    I'll just let those mental images plague your nightmares now, k'?

  • @rptheory Careful now, Bob will cut your internet down.

  • 50 words does not make an essay, heck it barely counts as a paragraph

  • has chris been sued yet? if not sony AND sega should get on that.

  • @TAXEXEMPTION Maybe they're too busy laughing their heads off at his weapons-grade fail.

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  • I want a Robert doll with over 50 crazy southener phrases and internet cutting action!

  • OH MAN A WHOLE 50 WORDS?!

  • Spoiler

    Simonla wanted a son named Reginald sonee, but someone in the dating class is named Reginald, and instead she had a Daughter who she never saw anyways, because she dies in a toilet explosion before the egg hatches.

    Oh Chris.

  • Oh. Jackaras IS her name. XD Wow.

  • Wait, I just noticed, Babara and Robert dolls? WTF...

  • ...says the alpha, the omega, all that was and shall ever be.

    You win the Internet.

  • Snergen-Flergen? What the heck?!?!

  • For the first time ever, I felt bad for the guy, he actually put alot of effort into comic, but hes proven himself to be an asshole though.

  • A pikachu who turned to a yellow hedgehog. Fought a giant golem. An evil black Sonichu who was made from his DNA and cherry-cola. Five mysterious Sonichu's who formed the Chaotic Combo. Chris "leading" a town. His sister trapped in a mirror. A quest for 7 crystal balls.

    Anyone remember that? Anyone remember that this comic was suppose to have action and adventure? Anyone remember that, even though this comic is crap, it at least delivered that?

  • The wise 9 year old is that kid who wrote the book "How to talk to girls" I believe thats the title I remember seeing an interview with that kid on ktla news

  • next to Punchy at 5:55

    is that supposed to be Wendy and Stan Marsh from south park

    and behind Simonla is that Kenny but in a blue parka instead of orange

  • Mrs. Jackaras? Jack her ass? HAHAHAHAHAAHA fuck you Chris...

  • This is how Chris sees the university

  • pokemons going to college wtf

  • I don;t like the way Rosechu is holding that lightning bolt o the cover...

  • 6:10 When that blue thing thought of The blond you can see a tghout balon whit her image in it, Thats not badly drawn or did someone else drew it

  • even if some of the jokes are mildly funnier than the rest, he ruins them by explaining it to us like we're fucking stupid.

  • That was pretty nice of God, breaking the laws of nature and performing such a miracle as finding someone interested in Chris just to save the love life of an autistic sexist. Did Chris even thank God?

  • God has a twisted version of the Instrumentality Project

  • 8:25 - "I went through the motion of asking. That means I'm HONEST and TRUE when I say I care. Hmm. Yes. Yes. Hmm. Give me your china now."

    8:55 - GOD DAMN LOOK AT THAT FACE

    9:10 - Jackass appreantly whipped out her monster cock, "Mjöllnir," and pissed all over the chalkboard.

    50 words = length of the Average Youtube comment (not full 500 charcters).

  • 3:47 - Fridge Horror: LUMBERJACK AND SNORELAX. HE TURNED HIS PARENTS INTO DOLLS FOR FUCK-CLASSES.

    5:03 - Cambot! Gypsy! Tom Servo! CROOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!

    5:11 - Ferris Beuler's Day Off.

    5:28 - GOD DAMN LOOK AT THAT ARM

    5:46 - He was chewing tobacco.

    6:13 - HE MEANS INSTANT MESSENGER THIS CLASS IS FOR ONLINE RELATIONSHIPS

    6:39 - HAS to be younger.

    7:30 - HIS prayers.

    7:42 - God calls in favors now?

    8:25 - That's ACTUALLY how long chris pays attention to a given sentence that isn't about him.

  • 1:52 - That's th eonly way someone'd be Chris friend. Seriously, Rocky must get some kind of stipend for existing in her idiot-chruch's counselor position.

    2:06 - Whores, of course.

    2:22 - I think Chris' going for an R name there to honor his father. Also, to make sure at least one kid is hated more than Chris.

    3:04 - Miss Jackass. Crime: Existing. Sentence: Be a Sonichu character. GOD DAMN LOOK AT THAT MOUTH.

    3:31 - Ohh, so she was arrested for prostitution and human trafficking.

  • 1:17 - Troll Faiec?

    1:23 - I just watched the penis comic; OF COURSE THERE ISN'T.

  • "Snergen-Flergen!"

    That is the only intentionally funny thing in Sonichu that's actually funny ever.

    Also, Wild's face at 1:13 made me jizz gallons.

  • 4:50

    FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUU-

    Chris needs to follow his own advice

  • I think Chris' ignorance on dating really shines through in this comic.

  • I wish that Lucario would come into this comic and kill all of these stupid-ass Sonichu things.

  • @NinjaMonster Lucario is a shitty pokemon that only appeals to furfags

  • @keyblade8 Lucario is cooler than any of Chris's stupid-ass Sonichu things.

  • @NinjaMonster Lucario is the shittiest pokemon

    the shittiest.

    makes sonichu look like a masterpiece

  • 50 internetz for using White Rabbit

  • WILD USES DRUGS

  • Every time you masterbate god kills a sonichu character.

    SO FAP FUCK HARDER AND LONGER!!

  • I love how the narrator reads Chris's spelling errors.

  • What kind of shitty special power is levitate if you already have wings?

  • *Facepalm*

    Fuck this comic

  • I pay my tax dollars for dating classes!??!?! Le gasp!

  • Narrator is awesome.

    Narrator is the awesomest thing ever.

    And in any case, what did the Holy Ghost do to piss CWC off?

  • CLYDE IZ SPY!!!!

  • You can tell Chris used to try harder, this comic seems so have backgrounds in some panels.

  • 50-word essay...? Did the man just never attend school? Or did he just sit there, at third grade, wishing he didn't have to write a 6-PARAGRAPH (POPERLY ORGANIZAED paragraphs, by the way) essay?

  • whoa whoa, wasn't he devoting his heart to some other girl in the last issue? wtf is wrong with this guy??

  • @DBuilder Welcome, newcomer. Chris flip-flopped because he's a faggot who, among other things does not understand the concept of love.

  • I really wish Deth did a asian accent on Punchy.

  • Wait, if Zapina is 14, what the HELL is she doing at a university in the first place?

  • @SuperPokeify She may have a genius IQ. Of course... this IS CWCville. Everyone here is stupid as freshly-squeezed juice.

  • @SuperPokeify are you really trying to being logic into comic? srsly?

  • Barbra and Robert dolls = gross

  • lol, 50 word essay!

  • I want to know more about this "Clyde". He seems like a pretty cool guy.

  • @MajinDX500 and he doesn't afraid of anything :]

  • @MajinDX500 His shit is so Cash.

  • Look at this entire comic, god damn

  • Find a good 16 year old boy.. For the barbecue tonight. 17 year olds are too savory.

  • IT'S GUTSMA- I mean, CLYDE!

  • Interesting thought. In the comic, God is not all knowing and all powerful, or he is cruel. He made a promise.... scratch that, a statement that stated Chris and Ivy were destined to be together. Later on, Ivy dies in comic. Either God knew this would happen and was merely toying with Chris' emotions or he could not prevent her death, which would imply that he is not all powerful... Interesting religious thoughs... though of course Chris wouldn't understand any of this.

  • Clyde? Emily? Florence?

    EAR! EAR! EAR!

  • fdfdfdfgvhjuuuunygjunmhnfgbvvv­vvvvvvvvvvvbhjndfsfghghgbhbhgf­vb

    sorry I commit suicide onto the keyboard..

  • the 'and she kills' herself made me laugh too much

  • Does anyone actually think Chris drew the character in the tought bubble at 6:04 ?

  • He put God in the comic!? Thats going too far... this is the worst one yet! xD

  • @TwilightSylvestris Someone ought to bust into his room Brian Griffin style and slap him. "GOD. IS. PISSED."

  • Does Chris think everyone is as retarded as he is?

    No, wait, he's only thinking of himself when writing this. Never mind.

  • oh... my... fucking... God!

    this is the WORST one yet!

  • what the absolute fuck is that blue thing with the pointy yellow thing lodged in it's head?

  • "Hey dad, let's see if he falls for it AGAIN!"

    "Now, now. Surely none of my creations can be THAT stupid. I...OH WOW HE ACTUALLY BELIEVES ME, AHAHAHA, IT'S FUNNY BUT ALSO I KINDA WANT TO KILL MYSELF FOR MAKING HIM."

  • A fucking blue Sneasel?

  • Also, Jesus looks like Chris Chan with asian eyes and a beard. Foreshadowing? Preshadowing? Whathsdoausgasegsgsdever.

  • Hah, the "wise 9-year-old" is a reference to that little kid that made a website about how to get women.

    It's funny that Chris knows about these obscure internet cases but seems to be completely unaware of how infamous he actually is outside of ED and 4chan. Does he even know about these audio books?

  • He knows about the audio books. He threatened Vivian and demanded a large percentage of all the profits made by these things.

  • Yes, since posting I saw that. It's kind of sad, really, it seems Chris is really desperate to try to earn a living with this Sonichu dream he has. I think he's tried everything under the sun. The most unfortunate thing is that if he got into some art classes or something and came up with a real IP that he could call his own it might even be possible for him to get something going. He certainly has the creative energy to work on something like that.

    Maybe I'm overthinking it...

  • he doesn't have "creative energy". EVERY character, plot point and line is either cliche or a direct rip-off.

  • When I said "creative energy," I meant his WILL to create and tell stories. These works are completely unoriginal and egocentric, absolutely, but my point was that he COULD be doing something worthwhile if he was given the support and direction that he needs to be a great artist and storyteller. He has the drive to keep doing it, even after so much ridicule.

  • no. remember, he has no job, no relationships and few responsibilities. he has all the time in the world to make comics, but they still take months on end to come out.

  • @Makingnewnamesisdumb Or the arrogance to mostly ignore it. I'm betting on that one.

  • @Makingnewnamesisdumb Yeah, he does. He even threatened Vivi with death over them. He's not a very civil creature, that Chris-chan.

  • Date Ed? Sounds like the title for an episode of Ed, Edd, n *shot*

  • If I can give one plus about Mrs (?) Jackaras' speech, at least she said some of the do's and don'ts of dating.

    That being said, it's ironic that the person who wrote this never took his own fucking advice.

    *Headdesk*

  • Of All the BS in Chris-Chan's comics, his One lucid realization is the idea that nothing short of divine intervention, a literal 'Act of God' is going to get him a girl

  • God and Jesus in his comics now? Fuckin epic. 'Sup' says the Son of God. xD

  • Why is a guy who can't get a date to save his life attempting to educate the public on dating?

  • Fact: In CWCville, straight sex and rape is taught to every citizen every day! Starting from day 1 to your painful, bloody, violent, and forgotten death! Once again: Nice fucking going, fatass.

  • "Sup," asks the King of Kings. XD

  • 5:40

    Wild looks and sounds shitfaced.

  • 50 word essays?! How could ANYONE complete that? Hyurrrrr...

  • @ChocoboKitsune A WHOLE 50 words? Oh man, so much stress...

  • I can't help but laugh so much at that teacher's name. Jack-her-ass I swear I she was an actual teacher she have to change her name, even the best teacher in the world would cause laughs with that name.

  • Narrator: Episode 19: Date Ed.

    Chris: Even though the idea sounds like "dated."

    Me: Thank you Chris, that was the joke.

  • there should be an episode about how the sonichus/rosechus are treated as second class citizens and they revolt against the humans, which results in a bloodbath of epic proportions.. now that would be interesting, not this dating bullshit.

    And isn't "Ivy" the one chris shoved his medallion up his ass for?