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  • 63 people have never had their teets suckled.

  • the guy playing guitar looks like funnyman from the commin in hot vid

  • This is funny

  • after 20 beers my teets are queer lmao

    

  • its man milk baby it'll  help u sleep.

  • lol @ beardo

  • Was that Duncan Trussell?

  • @TheHigee hahaha yep

  • Suckle on my teet like a baby calf not too hard you're not a giraffe... lol

  • I love Nick Swardson but this song is pretty lame...

  • My Fav Country Song!!

  • This is so fucking funny when you're high.

  • My teets dont care if you're black or whi-aaah!!!

  • his nipples are fucking huge

  • @pablo61213 Your nips are just super small... Lol At least he doesn't have super big cookie/saucer nips...

  • teetfeetfeetteetfeetfeeteefett­effeeettttefettteeffeett and feet!

  • Go Nick Swardson!

  • This song is so fuckin catchy, it's been stuck in my god damn head all day. I caught myself singing it....at work....I work in an office surrounded by women. FML.

  • 1:29 shes about to laugh, 1:32 shes gettin it together, 1:35 shes about to laugh, 1:41 who wouldnt laugh XD

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  • haha the faces he makes from :10 - :14 are classic

  • 0:48 lmao

  • i wish a girl was doin this song :P

  • 62 people dont like nick swardsons man milk :D

  • 62 people would rather suck dick

  • BEARDO!

    THEY HAVE THE TRAILER PARK HERO!

  • -class room is loud- suckle on my teets! -class room is quiet- suuuuuuuuuuckle on my teets!!!!!! ......fml

  • Hes my idol <3

  • halarious

    

  • wtf....

  • Regalia!

  • this it the most fucked up song i have ever heard

  • teetfeetffetteetfeetfeet!!!

    

  • BEARDO'S THE TRUTH!

  • How did he keep a straight face while people where suckling

  • freakin HILARIOUS!!! haha

  • 60 ppl dont enjoy teet suckling

  • is this guy gay, just wondering. i have no problem with that at all he just looks/ acts like he is. or at least bi, right?

  • WTF????? PORN ON YOUTUBE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!????

  • GOT THIS ON RAPEAT!!!

    TEET TEET TEEET!!!

  • BEARDO!!! if you're wondering who the guy w/ the acoustic guitar is...

    Dirt Nasty ft. Beardo - Drugs on My Mind

  • @oljerzbastard Oh hell yeah, its the trailer park hero,

    i heard a man wanna fight, he a black belt, BITCH I HAVE A BUCK KNIFE!

  • I'm so high! i can't believe i remembered this!

  • SUCKLLLLLLE ON MUH TEETS!!!!

  • Is that Beardo on the Guee-tar?

  • The lead guitar lines couldn't have been cheesier... god this is amazing. Why doesn't this vid have millions of views?

  • im like," excuse me what is that"

    shes like "sushi"

    im like "what are you a dike?"

    shes like, "fuck you"

    im like, "hey im havin a proposition for you"

    shes like, "what is it"

    "WHY DONT YOU COME BACK TO MY PLACE DIKE, and JUST SUCKLE ON MY TEET" haahha

  • shes like: fuck you

    LOLOL

  • He kinda sounds like Sandler

  • Suckle on my teets like a baby calf:)

  • refuckingtarded

  • beardo is du truf

  • "LMFAO"

  • that elbow he threw out the giraffe was illegal. no 12-6 elbows :)

  • file under... WRONG!

  • nostalgia, man.

    havent heard this in a looooooong time.

  • Everybody should experience the pleasure of having his/her tits sucked ,even if it's from an animal ,like a dolphin

  • damn that would be hard not to giggle while people suckle on his teets

  • lolwut

    

  • God damn freak.

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  • fak homo

  • What are you dyke? Fuck you:D

  • 1:16 HAHAHAHH best part

  • beardoooo

  • HHAHAHA my friend tristan showed me this HHAHAHA this is funny

  • beardo is the shit lol

  • feet and then teet! feet and then teet! feetteetfeetfeetteetfeetandtee­ts

  • sucky sucky teet teet teet teet sucky on my teet now sucky on my feet! lmfao

  • omg he let a guy suck his tit

  • 55 people never got their teets sucked

  • Well I guess we found Will Ferrel's long lost Brother

  • WTF

  • Hahaha, that shit was badass.

  • HELLL YEAH

  • after 20 beers, my teets are queer!

  • now sucky on my feet !

  • ohmygod this is amazing

  • This guy is so undescovered, brilliant!

  • @Boresniper Undiscovered? He had a reoccuring role on Reno 911!, standup acts on Comedy Central, and now his own show.

  • @Underoath908 Don't forget Grandma's Boy. That was one of his best roles. He's been in a few other movies, as well.

  • @weedsthecure420 He truly is a legend.

  • amazing

  • awesome.

  • beardo

  • fuckin fag lol

  • WTF...

  • bet fuckin song ever

  • this is pro

  • does anyone have a download to this song? like mp3 not the video?? please help me!!!

  • is that beardo??

  • @prestario9 ya

  • I love it! Way to go!

  • this movie is why i just invented the word queertastic lol

  • so much win from

    1:21-1:43

  • is beardo playin guitar?

  • it'll help you sleep hahhah

  • That boys parents should have brought him to the 4H.

  • TITS!! BRILLIANT AND DISTURBING..PERFECT COMBO..KUDOS TO THE DIRECTOR AND TO ALL

  • My Nipple HARD!!!<3 Haha NO HOMO

  • FUCKER STOLE MY SHIT CHECK OUT EMO BROS MYSPACE WE OWN THIS FUCKING SONG

  • @Silverbayne

    herpaderp

  • @Silverbayne Yeah ok lol. Glad you posted this 2 weeks ago when this song is over 2 years old.

  • this is the best song ever haha it goes perfect with my clan

  • oh. holy shit.. hmmm

  • it's man milk, baby. It'll help ya sleep......Bahahaha best thing ever.

  • Dude, Wtf, my teets are pretty dry right now :(

  • Like a baby calf

  • lloooooooooooooollllllllllllll­llllllll

  • Nick Swardson is the best! SHHHITTTS WEAK

  • SO FUCKING HILARIOUS.

  • ROFL

  • suckle on me t33ts

  • lol

  • Suckie suckie TEAT, TEAT TEAT TEAT.

  • Suckle on my teet like a baby calf!

  • remindsme of me and my boyfirend

  • He fuckin elbowed the SHIT outta that giraffe!

  • common

  • loling so hard

  • :] I love that man.

  • Wow. I bite my Botyfriends Boobs.

  • @Dollface968  what are you? A dike?

  • @Coolestgoose Well no.

  • omg i can't get this song out of my head lmao

  • ahahahahahah

  • and the one with kevin james and adam sandler , where theyre fireman ,

  • @TheMitmitch Backdraft?

  • @McCully1894 no its called chuck and larry, pretend to be gay firemen

  • grandmas boy

  • what movie was this guy in??

  • @biiirrd he was in the matrix !

  • 1 word. GROOOOOOSSSS

  • i have no audio right now,dont need it...XD video says all XD

  • nah your just an uptight Mormon.

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  • This video was just plain distrubing..... I think I am now scarred for life.

  • haha

  • how much did they pay these people to suck his nipples?

  • bout schree fifty

  • sounds like southpark style

  • haha beardo playing the guitar

  • whatchu eatin?

    she was like sushi

    and i was like what are you a dykee?

    she like fuck youu

  • that gun has no bolt lol

  • It might be a smaller bolt and it could be on the left side...or its just a fake ass BB gun lol

  • @BioHazardous235 they do have pump rifles we have a really old pup action .22

  • this is what all country music sounds like

  • That was a ball of pure awesome

  • thats man milk baby, it'l help you sleep bahahaa

  • dykes eat sushi?

  • Haha. I sing this song everday ahahaa

  • teats

  • I never new giraffe were known as hard teet suckers

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  • hell nah, we're those dudes really sucking on his "teets" lol...

  • haha you are my idol! "suckle on my teets...." and i think it is tits.. haha :)

  • Grab some buddies, get drunk and shoot skeet. Then black out and let 'em suckle on my teet.

    LMFAO! This is the best fuckin music video ever made.

  • thats man milk baby it'll help you sleep

    baahahahaaa!!!

  • lmfao...wow

  • my girlfriend bit my teet

  • yummy

  • lol MINE TOO!

  • hahah gotta love nick swardson, he's one of the funniest guys out there... two thumbs up...holler if you ever coming to sweden! :)

  • ewewewewew

  • BEST FUCKIN VIDEO EVER!!!!!!

  • @Kingofinsanity832 AGREED!!

  • so true

  • Read this comment.. and

    JUST SUCKLE ON MY TEET!

  • i saw this video abot 2 years agi and the move tropic thunder eminded me of it

  • what the hell is Beerdo's dumbass doin in this vid hahahaa.

  • Beardo? He's a legend. The Trailer Park Hero. THAT'S why he's in the video!

  • hahahaha wat r u a dike ahahaha classic

  • Whats the chords for this one?

  • Suckle on my teets like a baby calf