Better Recogni2e

[TheEnglishAtheist1]

I am going to go take a shower, And imagine being molested by the letter Z, And fucked in the ass by the letter "e" some how. Let's see what happens!

[silver6kraid]

I have that program and it's horrible, it gets in the way and doesn't recognize shit I write!

[AbnoCreations]

hilarious xD

[LineRizzleMasta]

I laughed at this more than I probably should have..

[AbnoCreations]

@LineRizzleMasta Me too lol

[Dianeva89]

I think you're supposed to start from the top.

"Zee" sounds better while saying the alphabet, because it continues the rhyming scheme:

abcdef G

hijklmno P

qrstu V

wxy& Z

If you say the 'z' like 'zed', the rhyme is screwed up.

[JustGhastly]

@Dianeva89 I'm Canadian, and I've said "Zee" for my entire life.

That is exactly what I've always said to the assholes that "correct" me.

[RockerDynamic]

hahaha

[TheJamesPope]

favorite

[BrainSeepsOut]

You now realise that to recognize your writing the z should be written from the top part to the low part, not the other way around. That's probably why it thinks you're trying ti write and E.

[Achilles32094]

d? WTF!

[15kalas15]

the ending is just too funny

[seigeengine]

Perhaps it would have worked if you did it like everyone I know and started at the top rather than the bottom....

[Krensharpaw]

I always that Z was Z, guess I have been doing it wrong for a long time now.

[DeadRain23]

I now realize Wacom is pronounced WHACK 'EM.

I don't like the name anymore.

[JakemakesYTP]

lol?

[iwantnovacaine]

it's pronounced 'zed' not 'zee'

[RaymondDundas]

Give him some slack; he's an American.

[halabalo195]

Not in U.S.A.

[xdomaraqx]

you're both wrong, it's pronounced 'zafloogleberry'

[ediblefrisbees]

it's actually pronounced 'zooflebeequeniqua'sh'naynay'

[ScotsmanRS]

That's one way to take someone else's joke, completely overdo it, then expect yours to somehow be funnier. I know a guy who does that in real life, and because of it I consider him among the least funny people I know.

[GaramRee]

same sort of thing happens when I try to use voice recognition software.

[JasoniGR]

better recognide

[JasoniGR]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

I DIED ! HAHAHA

[FuttBucker80]

"a... a lowercase d?!"

Awesome.

[Mokurentate]

ZET?

[AndrewXAnarchy]

You have to write it starting from the top to the bottom.

[Joelsef2898]

But it's less fun that way!

[GuardianInExile]

LOLOLOLOL

[InsertGoodNameHeree]

HAHAHAHAH

[PremiumPastaSauce]

Amazing technology is amazing.

[adjohnson916]

you have to write it from the top, down.

[slayerfreak121]

I lol'd.

[MrRichardDawkins]

Remember stroke order bitches!

[chrishalo99]

Try using the crossed z

[Lemarc8]

Maybe if you said ZED

[MarmiteGivesLife]

"D???" LOL

[jrkingz]

LOL.

That is all.

[stOnedxallDay]

i just watched this a fuckin min. ago

but i had to watch it again!

your reaction is the best when the fuckin d shows up

[stOnedxallDay]

lmmfao

[doedicurus]

hahahahah, hilarious

[GunShard]

lol

[RemsUnheardofArmy]

Lmao

d

[canadianguy11111]

I'm pretty sure he realized that if he wrote from top to bottom, the video wouldn't have been funny at all.

[Yozeeeee]

try wrting it the other way from top to bottom

[sux0rz]

try doing a z in lower case.... billy madison style. the thing that looks like an aged saggy 3.... but the bottom curve is like an older boob and its just.... sagging below the line... yeah.... ummmm and i feel awkward after that

[GoAtheism]

lol I can't stop laughing at that part

[NaturalLogorithm]

omg this was hilarious

[samanthathesoulless]

that program fails

[KingStrongbeard]

Why are you drawing the "z" from the bottom? I have never seen anyone write it that way before perhaps that is causing the problem. Does it have issues with any other letters?

[ThePirateGrog]

so fucking funny. cool to see you got a wacom. what kind? i have an intuos 3 8"x6" myself, though its kinda banged up and i wanna upgrade as soon as i can.

[mathshop24]

I have the same software but I have never had any problems like this with it. I wonder why you're having issues. RIP your glasses.

[KaalGeo]

HAHAHAHAH! SO FUNNY!

[noirxbleu]

"whack 'em" tablet? LOL.

is it really pronounced that way?

[demondays5]

Try starting on top?

[bcosten2007]

I laughed really hard.

[DeadManWriting]

I'm so sorry bout your glasses, mate.

Well you said that this was "hand-writing recognition software" so, maybe you should try and write a Z in cursive? I don't know, maybe I'm mistaken but I don't own a wacom tablet. :P

[Charlesdance]

You start from the bottom?

[Panman38]

Try writing it from the top.

BTW it's pronounced "zed" not "zee"

(you and your weird American pronunciations)

[james39426]

lol fucking hilarious!

[cloudzack1090]

what letter isthis? z>? WROOOONG, its a e

[dsxmachina]

Mr. Banderscoot would be an excellent character for Sesame Street: "Today's episode was brought to you by the Letter Z and E and by the number 2."

[TheLovePizza]

William P.  Banderscoot IV, its good to have you back.

[Libertarianist]

Who taught you to write? Try making the letter from the top down.

[SakuraElyse]

maybe because you write Z's from the bottom up.

I've written them that way all my life only to have found out after dropping out of high school that there is an actual PROPER way of writing and its always from top to bottom.

It pisses me off.

[nonglotter]

letters are supposed to be written from top to bottom you stupid afro pubic hair, and its that a bamboo?

[15kalas15]

I FUCKING CRIED

still lmao

[MSISteven]

LOWER CASE d!

HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!

[ZyuSyn]

lol! a 'd' u shoulda tryed writing the Z starting from the top, to see if that helped, but all'n'all its a crappy program lol

[adamthebaddun]

This is a frustrating world we inhabit...

[ThePointlessPoint]

lol

[XPillage]

Best videos EVER

[nickh2024]

rofl, lol. thats hilarious. especially since we have cars that can drive themselves. some caucasions must have made it. damn caucasions. :)

[JesusNinjaPirate]

lul2

[dsxmachina]

haha. such cra2iness

[brittanymlove]

hahaha your frustration is hilarious

[Shalek]

Oh man I am laughing so hard right now.

[AgeOfTheMasses]

hahahaha holy shit

[VonSchnutze]

LOL, Snoop Dogg needs that fucking program.

[jesusgonebad]

lol. you get the same thing with voice recognition, dictation.

[infinity730]

ur doin it wrong

[cody7161]

haha! that software fails.

[UndefinedHero]

lmao, that is gay.