more RANDOM THOUGHTS for you jerks

[dmoll6554]

LMAO don't shoot the messenger, stab him.

[TheDragonOfKai]

thumbs up if you tried to x out the fake advertisement. i just don't want to be the only one.

[MegaNinja210]

paranormal activia sounds like a news artical explaining how yogurt isn't good for you, exept nobody would be asleep in it, LESS OF A CHANCE FOR PORN ARTICALS...

[iNumaness]

DAMMIT I clicked the x button and was like "what the hell why won't it go away?!?!?!?"

[dogsloveme111]

i kept on trying to close the ad like a stupid person when it just swooped away  rofl

[MotherAbby]

@dogsloveme111 LOLOLOLOL made my night

[Kmanflyaway]

I was a second away from closing the ad when he swooped it away. Thanks!

[wolver333]

I lost the game

[AllStar5657]

LMFAO OAK AND A DUCK I LAUGHED SO HARD :P

[ConnorReilly35]

haha! I actually tried to x out off the avertisement in the beggining.

[gabyluvsutube]

u know what finn i tried to exit out the advertisement and all it did was pause the video lol

[wvboarder2005]

you should b on VOT

[DonaldTrumpShit95]

fuck this fake advertisement!

[GingerPanda42]

Paranormal Activia!! XD

[kenny5390]

OMG broken foot right now, and the demand for my crutches is so high sometimes i wish it was my neck lol.

[xoxoKidrauhl]

I had a real advertisement and the fake one. when he moved the fake one, I was like, ":O Where'd that come from and HOW did he do that?" ...wow fail

[sparklegirlz100]

Hey dude member when I killed u

[MsMaroon5luva]

I tried to close the advertisement too lol it paused and i was like wth?

[jeweleah111]

3:50 loooool!!

[jeweleah111]

haha i actually tried to close the advertisment at the beginning looool

[doctorwhovsthedalex]

Yes sir! Bucket here I come. lol. You seriously look like a beaver when you make that face at the end. lol.

[M3ssageT4k3n]

the fuck an ad came right after the fake one..

[stationdesmith1234]

Double the pleasure, double the fun, im gonna stick my hand; up your.....

[EpicChick24]

Omg! I'm not the only one who did that with there lego? I'm so relieved...

[milkwetcookies]

Like this if you tried clicking the advertisment.

[littlemissink]

Omg, paused face @ 3:54... DYING LAUGHING. I needed that today.

You're amazing, and so fuckin' funny! And, the kicker, ORIGINAL.. total trifecta.

Oak and a Duck...

[NanxiC]

I lost it near the end. Oaaaaak annnnd a duuuuuck LOL

[xXWindsniperXx]

I broke my foot when I was 11. They didn't even give me crotches!!! What the fuck!? I had to walk on a broken foot! And I had to wear a shoe on it, what the fuck. All they did was bandage it. That's literally all they did. And then some dickhead kid was like I hate this kid and so he stomped his fucking foot on it and then preceded to keep pressing down as hard as he could. I went to a really ghetto primary school...

[AnonymousMemories]

I got more hoes than an art class XD I lul'ed so hard.

[TeamHarris916]

11 people are messengers... and need to be stabbed

[davidmaclachlan]

You crack me up dude!

[gabyluvsutube]

BUT i love lima beans

[AmandaHeacock]

Your the best thing that ever happened to youtube.

[golddragon51296]

the cock sucking thing was funny, because i am eating a candy cane :P

[CriminalMindsSReid]

Does not play well with otters lol XD

[crunchykitkat98]

OOOOAAK AND A DUUUCK! LMFAO.

[bethseed]

i clicked on that advert at the start..

[MissLovelytoocute]

i love watching you because u r sooo RANDOM. i be like ?? what ?? half da time

[Bluemann]

paranormal ACTIVIA BHAHAHA

[phippo182]

HAHAH! i got aadvertisement right after he pushed away his advertiser which i also tried to click away...

[NannaIsDead]

Anyone Else Tried To Go To YourFaceLooksLikeAnAsshole (Dot) Com ?

[VGCsalem]

LOLOLOLOL oak and a duck!

[sparklegirlz100]

I tried closing the ad. I feel so stupid now.

[Riccoshea]

You're very hard on yourself, cheer up!

[milkwetcookies]

Is it wierd that I ACTUALLY TRIED to exit off the fake advertisment?

[jodelle6]

il fait pitié ce mec. il est juste trop laid. et pas drôle.

[elephantslovebacon16]

@andypandy311 will you marry me? o__o

[iwuvpandaz4ever]

did anyone else get a ad after he moved the fake one away? lol

[3timeMVPNash]

"I wonder if a baby seal has ever brought home a report card that says does not play well with otters."

LMFAO.

[drsnoopy56]

anyone else get a advertisement right after the fake one?

[DownToE4RTH]

@drsnoopy56 nope fire fox ad-blocker FTW !!

[childre24]

Loved the video...especially the end. Oak and a duck. Lol :)

[twixiechick]

I like lima beans. So...I guess I would...

eat...

you.

I think I'll stop there.

[Rebaxx]

AHAHA. I tried to close the advertisement that you posted. :(

[Dinasaurs300]

i was closing the advertisment as he was talking about advertisments

[TrippySkunk]

chances of survival lmao

[madmoneybanks]

I really kept clicking the X -_-

[TheBreakingLight]

not really understanding how this only has 8,839 views. You are hilarious dude

[themurdo21]

not funny at all

[KellySass]

So I was eating a yogurt while watching this video late at night.  Thanks for making me aware of what yogurt does when I'm not looking.

[bradweri]

Paranormal activia

[sgtUltimate]

Omg do I hate it when people ask if they can use my cruches for fun -:( its so annoying

+1 sub :)

[92blackrainbow]

lol i got double ad slapped in one video

[Derfenschliemer]

lol it seemed like you had less like emotion and facial expressions in this one untilll the end. then i laughed so hard i had to hide this video from my family in fear of being disowned

[coleski911]

if you tried to hit the advertisement X like

[clarissawantstoeatU]

lol, the real add that pops up after the fake ad said 'Why Men Loose Attraction' I lol'ed

[MinecraftbatmanFTW]

i love how right after the fake advertisment a real one came for me lol

[silverstorm1000]

Hahaha that is a really good idea, your videos are getting even better :) keep up the good work!!

[DahvieOrgasms]

That fake ad in the beginning got me... :[

[Shevan08]

You honestly save the best for last! Oak and a duck!? THAT'S HILARIOUS!

[MetalFusion11]

It was so funny when he told the advertisement to fuck it's self and flicked it away and the real video advertisement pops up like eh you gotta problem with advertisements

[TheAndrew137]

i tried to close the ad

[amyym3ltzz]

hahahhaha anyone else try to x out of the fake ad in the beginning?

[butzdarren]

I actually tried to close the fake advertisment at the beginning...Fail.

[whiteflag101]

@butzdarren i was like, wtf i didnt want it to pause

[rockprincess626]

@butzdarren me too

[NekoGothIGirl101]

@butzdarren i did too...o_o

[MotherAbby]

@butzdarren LOLOLOL

[stationdesmith1234]

@butzdarren I was too xD

[GapGirl44]

lmao

[TheNishgrl]

If I saw a half dog half cat. I wouldn't know what to call it. A Cog or a Dat.

[reeka411]

@TheNishgrl

CatDog

look it up

:)

[TheNishgrl]

YOU ARE HOT !!!! thats all i can say...OH YEAH!!!! Your videos are hillarious. Everyone of them. keep them comming Andy.

[01SweeterThanHunny01]

-3

[imanbell]

XDDDDD! You are my weekly dose of hilarious awesomeness! Thank you for that! ♥♥

[DN64]

andypandy311, I'm willing to be that your fragile-self calls other people "jerks" on the internet ONLY... In real life, I highly doubt it, besides maybe your mother or father, but that would most likely be legit... Ooooh, you are such an e-bully! LOL...

[skatefiction]

IMMD



[SyrezProductions]

The add joke had me thinking my computer had frozen... then I opened task manager and all was fine again. =)

[SuperKmach]

andypandy? more like andysandyinthe vag-ay-gay!!

[lolUmadbroification]

All your cute puns become my facebook statuses.

[mtwarriner]

I do believe this is hands down, your best video yet... I was at least chuckling the entire way through, and laughed out loud at least a dozen times.

Oooooooooak aaaaaaand a duuuuuuuuuck. LMFAO.

[tifrus]

OAKKKK ANDD A DUCKKKK!! HAHAHAHAHAHAH You are HILLARIOUS! i'm happy i subscribed to you! my dose of fun every week! =)

[ThatsNikki]

just literally lmao when i was trying to click out of the ad. then a new one popped up saying " work out your brain"



[lancats]

real ad came up after you pushed yours away >.<

[TeamJamie10]

As Soon As You Pushed You Add Away, A Real One Came Up xP

[resurgam44]

Who else tried to click 'x' on the ad at the beginning? XD

[got2gowildworld]

Funny how at the end of the video you can hear some open the door like 2 times. :D

[Azaell92]

Sooo how many other people kept rage clicking the advertisement tell he threw it away ....

[shadling21]

That last one was the best. I'd quote it but it would ruin the joke for future viewers.

[TheKingOfGames69]

I though the ad was real when I was watching this on my iPod and the I started to worry cuz they finally learned how to advertise on iPod YouTube. (end of the world it's in revelations)

[harrymckay]

Oak and a duck god i laughed so hard

[Dragunov3019]

I honestly want to know.... Is it shrooms or lsd that gives you these jokes?

[mistressquin]

You nasty! Omg you are soo funny XD

[fatalisslayer22]

am i the only one that try ed to close the ad xD i feel stupid ima sleep with my arm in the air today ._.

[goalieboythepirate]

hilarious

[GarnetMicaSchist]

I just sent your Charlotte's Web joke to five people. Hysterical! Thanks.

[paleogal555]

I freaking love your sense of humor, I know so many people who dig your vids, including myself (I showed them all :3)

I really love your vids!!!!

[AC3FACE]

can't unhear

[1316968]

youz ugly az hell ma nigga duece dsypo killa

[andypandy311]

@1316968 haha I know :)

[keaman]

"plays with otters" and "Oak and a duck"...awesome

[andypandy311]

@keaman haha I'm a poet, like Lil Wayne

[Bassstylerz100]

thumbs up if your dumb like me and tryed to cloe that advertisment

[andypandy311]

@Bassstylerz100 haha I was hoping that would happen :)

[BackflipingSheep]

Your too funny! U favioured this vid

[andypandy311]

@BackflipingSheep haha Thanks! :)

[MartinAndSons]

I just lost The Game.

[thatgirlmimi123]

I don't know why I love your humor so much but it just makes me laugh

even when I try not to.

[andypandy311]

@thatgirlmimi123 Thanks so much! I just throw out every idea I have, even the stuff I know is horrible. I'm glad you dig it! :)

[ystewy]

Yay glad you're still making videos!!! "Oak and a duck" lol

[andypandy311]

@ystewy Me too! My original plan was to try to get a writing job from it. Nothing really came of it - but now I have a bunch of awesome viewers like you!

[ystewy]

@andypandy311 I hope that one day you do get that writing job or even become a YouTube partner! The world needs a little more andypandy311 :)

[DaftPunkLove26]

I had a real ad pop up in front of Andy's ad

[OperationKayKay]

i have an advertisement for " free christian dating " right now is this video.

[andypandy311]

@OperationKayKay haha Awesome. 

[TrippySkunk]

@OperationKayKay JESUS IS GOOD! lol

[yourchairsmellsgood]

i'm canadain

[tigerandcookie]

Cant close it!! Video keep pausing my face ---> >:L

-sees top comments-

>laughs< :3

[3uk]

ENDING WITH BLOWJOB - i laughtd ;DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd

[sexygeeky]

You made me laugh at oak and a duck. Lmao!

[iheartMRLambert]

Haha nice

[SandBandjuggler]

ad pops up

pressing it like; play stop play stop play stop play stop play stop play stop play stop play stop play stop play stop play stop play stop play stop play stop play stop play stop play stop play stop play stop play stop play stop play stop play stop play stop play stop play stop play stop play stop play stop play stop play stop play stop play stop play stop play stop play stop play stop play stop play stop play stop

[MelaRoses]

@SandBandjuggler hahaha..... me too

[screanfat69]

your the best youtuber in like eva even betta then that one guy form that one show with the unicorns that poop out captain crunch but brown and without the captain or the crunch. Im just talking about a unircorn taking a doo doo ca shoo shoo while some shoves some spicy mexican food up their coo coo cashou. woops i sneezed on my keyboard and did a typo, cause im like u know kinda like better then u, ha haha ha what i meant to say waz pikachu. k ty bye love ur videos 3: butt2face :D

[andypandy311]

@screanfat69 haha Awesome

[rockchickdee4eva]

That damn add haha! I feel so trolled xD

[Ldevill19]

funniest vid yet man!!! - I laughed like 8 times and I don't laugh easily. kudos

[andypandy311]

@Ldevill19 Thanks so much! I appreciate the kind words!

[slightfreedom]

who alse got a shitty unneeded advertisement after the fake one?

[motoryder1]

Hahaha awesome video!!!

[EvenMoreAna]

Wow, and then my day was right

[SirenoftheBallad96]

Awww you're amazing, Andrew! The only good Andrew I know of, to boot. All the others are hipsters or gingers.

[TeamLuu]

Great video as always, haha!

[BrosUnknown]

When I saw that add I started to tap on it. Lol.

[SasukeKid26]

haha i was totally trying to delete that ad

[misledsarah]

Oh god.. Charlotte's Web reference. Haha

[MaNiAcDu47]

Oak and a duck!!! I'm gonna start saying that now every time I hear oh Canada!!! -3

[nmottagh]

I love you too! Let's totally make a baby! Greetings from Richmond Hill yo! :D

[EnchantedOath]

Omg, that crutch thought is so true. They don't care how you got injured, they just want to use your crutches/wheechair. Friggin annoying.

[SuperCatSara]

looool paranormal activia xD

[KateHasABlog]

You should do more music video, parody type things. Your kids show audition video is one of my favourites on YouTube.

[andypandy311]

@KateHasABlog I wish I had time to do that stuff! I only get a day to write, shoot, edit and upload every week. But, if I ever make decent money off YouTube, I'd totally do more skits and stuff.

[ElectrikBeautyx]

You did the Batboy again!!!! :D

[jayhawksrock1]

This is my favorite monolog of all xD "Oak and a Duck" killed me (not literally of course) at the end XDD

[kenny5390]

i didn't understand why the video kept pausing when i tried to close the ad. good god i'm not that bright lol.

[WileyTweniez]

I was clicking the X like WTF

[JinxGodess]

I tried to click the 'X'. I'm so retarded xD

[beauyoutify]

i think i just had the biggest fail.. were i kept clicking the video advertisement but it wouldn't go away.. until andrew pushed it away, thank you.. :)

[lewisbryce15]

and the rest of our anthem goes:

our hoe man ate his lamb

troop ate t*t - love!

in all our son's c*m, and

god keep orland(o)

Gloria Sanfree

...

[RichardKellyOfficial]

I'm appreciating your humor.

[Bazement258Studios]

I tried to go to yourfacelookslikeanasshole needless to say, I was disappointed.

[andypandy311]

@Bazement258Studios haha I tried it too.

[nutmegg24]

<3

[Inerddy224]

Oak and a duck I'll never call it oh Canada again

[maddiesaysmile]

Lol! Your videos are so hilarious!

[CMLiedtke]

Did anybody else click the X on the ad more than once..? -_-

[kaderbroo]

I fuuuucking love yoooou andypaaandy :D

[boris417]

Shit, i paused the video to close the "ad".

[DanJari1]

Anyone else automatically go to click the close button on the ad?

[hairybeardedswimmer]

I've seen most of your videos, and this one seems especially creepy.

[lewisbryce15]

@hairybeardedswimmer but its still no match against your username...which gets awesome after a while

[chozeozo]

i tried to close the ad for like 5 minutes :(

[20percentbattery]

.....I laughed at paranormal activia............

[Luss217]

Lmfao oak and a duck