carlos mencia -taco bell dog 3 amigos

[TheKumiko12345]

I don`t get it...

All i know is that I AM NOT A FUCKING gay fish!!

[oscar37813]

fuck you catracho

[WalterCockright]

Ned

[MrBluewatson]

i got no dick!!

[CAinfowarrior]

Rogan!

[andyZ338774]

... i try my hardest to find him funny... i fail every time

[evolutionarysleeper8]

@andyZ338774 you, sir, are clever.

[Pred4tor419]

I wouldnt consider his standups as "telling jokes" its more like "hilarious rants"

[ifunny05]

what are you? a gay fish?

[Ruano4966]

Fuck yea...

[MrMaxret]

People it is a little dog saying "Yo quero taco bell !" why and or how is that racist !

[wero88]

lassie...jajajaja



[415Underdog]

Hey maharley27, what are you..his hooker? Only ppl that support him are latinos that dropped out of junior high or failed their ged because they cant spell g.e.d. Who cares what he drives..other than tranny hookers like u.

[Terratik]

i love carlos....

[TehPwnererer89]

This moron is pathetic

[415Underdog]

mehh.

a mexican comedian trying to philosophize?

umm, no!

he has GED tattooed all over him.

[maharley27]

@415Underdog - . . .and he drives an S500, what are you driving around in?

[MrPa1310]

@415Underdog is this what you fucking do go around dissing mexicans? man you are just like all the other stupid generation of kids here on youtube these days. if you were to on here in 05-08 it was all good not that much hate and not that many kids on here ether. 2012 is coming for you

[MrPa1310]

@415Underdog if he had to got his g.e.d and is making more money than both of your parents?... then hey im gonna get my g.e.d too fuck wasting my time in high school. lol read your comments before you post em newb

[HellaPala]

fuck this guy

[jruiz94]

@kennythecooldude yea i no... im a dick because i have a dick wat yu gotta problem with that??

[jruiz94]

@kennythecooldude fuk yu

[jruiz94]

@eatmytool1 only bitchs talk about wanting another guy and apparently thats wat your saying.. srry bruh i dont roll dat wey.. imma playa but i dont play dat way...

[jruiz94]

@eatmytool1 wow dude your fukin gay how cum yu keep saying fag dude haha wow bruh your fukin gay homie no joke. just so you know im not gay ight LIKE I SAID imma playa but i dont play dat way.. apparently yu are.. iz kool tho bruh i aint homophobic go ahead live your life the way yu want... fukin cum guzzler

[jruiz94]

@eatmytool1 i am speakin english wat the hell do you think im speakin dum ass

[jruiz94]

@eatmytool1 who ever said i was a dropout?? my bad i guess i dont like to brag about my degree in biology thats in progress right now as we speak... and i do have a life thats why you wont be seeing anymore comments from me again i actually gotta girl that i need to worry about.. o and by the way nice profile pic, i think its funny how people would rather shoot somebody then to put there fists up and take an ass beating hahaha "get a life" wow you should really follow your own advice.. Lates....

[jruiz94]

@eatmytool1 wow yu really talk a lot about being gay huh, maybe you in the closet yourself? dude you seriously need to stop watching all that gay porn get a life and by the way how come you need a gun to kill me? you cant do it with your bare hands?? its ok, there are strong people in this world and there are weak people (you just so happen to be one of the weak links) and you dont believe me about being a college student? ok come and visit me here at SDSU. just be ready to get your ass kicked.

[jruiz94]

@eatmytool1 wow you really are gay arent you. its people like you who are fucking up this country.. why would you want to kill your own species? I'm not gay but apparently you are because you keep talking about it... "death to all fags?" wow you ignorant piece of shit

[jruiz94]

@eatmytool1 haha no comeback, smart choice. you obviously arent educated so maybe you shouldnt continue this argument because your not going to win.. i feel sorry for people like you.. alright im done with this conversation. Lates....

[jruiz94]

@eatmytool1 wow you keep proving me right and your to ignorant to notice haha or just plain stupid... "i just got trolled" nah i just got proven right. i didnt no being gay was being married to the same "women" for 5 years.. get a life dude and learn to shake off all that ignorance. IM NOT GAY ok so drop it already like i said get a life dude.. since i have one imma say this 1 more time im done with this conversation once and for all...

[eatmytool1]

@jruiz94 lol...just think how much easier this would have been had you just KEPT YOUR STUPID FUCKING MOUTH SHUT!!! HAHAHAHAH!!!!! mr. "playa"....FAG!

[jruiz94]

@kennythecooldude you guys are dumb it says right there 3 amigos. its carlos mencia, freddy soto (R.I.P) and pablo francisco. look at the videos on the side it says right there

[Ir0nF1st924]

i see the glass as half empty even when it's full

[eatmytool1]

@kennythecooldude lol..it's called GOOGLE IT, MOFO!!

[jruiz94]

@eatmytool1 you guys are dumb it says right there 3 amigos. its carlos mencia, freddy soto (R.I.P) and pablo francisco. look at the videos on the side it says right there

[eatmytool1]

@jruiz94 nobody ask you...that was a month ago....suck it!

[eatmytool1]

@kennythecooldude this is called "stand up comedy"

[musicman14927]

1:32.oh crap.

[nateroks55]

LIFE CAN BE GOOD OR BAD DEPENDING ON HOW U LOOK AT IT

[rdlx3m]

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!

[TheTortugaTanker]

LOL! Good old Mencia

[10menonachest]

i'd be proud to be carlos alazraqui. he may as well preach cream cheese to a weight watchers clinic. i'd be proud to be rocko.

[MyAdorable1231]

ahahaahahaha !

lmao

[3sheetz2thawind]

Carlos Menstealia!

[luisdealejandro]

Me encanta este cabrón, aunque nos diga beaners a los mexicanos jaja

Algien sabe de donde es carlos mencia?

[animemanic1514]

fuck u and ur fucken dog. lmao XD

[818Rizo]

7BOONDOCKS

you are a fuckin retarded idiot talking to ppl who speak spanish like dat.!

you kno wat any "spanish fag" i bet is way better than you.!!

PINCHE PENDEJO.!!! <---yeah spanish OMG.!!

[DonCristoBaal]

what show is this one ?

[speedybrown]

PEOPLES JUST ENJOY THE FUCKING JOKE

[AbnoCreations]

@speedybrown Good point.

"Did he steal it?? He did!! No he didn't!! He might have! Maybe! He stole it! No!" Who cares what he stole, as long as you don't worship him, you can enjoy his jokes...

"Jesus is the messenger!! No, Mohamed is the messenger! No, Buddha is the messenger!!" Who gives a fuck who the messenger is. Did you get the message!? - Eddie Griffin

[julio13wrathchild]

@speedybrown Why shouldn't I? xD

[8314425157]

Hey its Ned Arnel.....

[7BOONDOCKS]

why the fukin subtitles

[7BOONDOCKS]

@arebagliatifreiberg because to the non speaking spanish fags are gonna get "confuse"

[vicgran08]

if Mencia only said his own jokes he'd be a very valued comic.

[AbnoCreations]

@vicgran08 Hmmm. Yeah most likely. He's got a very original style and delivery.

[chuchomaxify]

pinche pendejo el retrazado eres tu idiota tragamiarda apuesto que el puto perro te la metio por q tu no eres ni la mitad de lo que es un hombre mexicano pinche puto marica asi que metete tus chistes por el culo idiota

[360000036]

All your favorite restaurants dishes...their recipes finally revealed! - youtube.com/watch?v=6ktnVmKZXO­o

[abivip]

pobre salvadoreño,

a los mexicanos no nos interezan sus chistesitos de mierda

[loquendodeaththekid]

@abivip pues mira hombre, fuck you

[germanfitness]

Why in all his videos theres always a fucking guy telling that he steal jokes, I dont care if thats true, he do an excellente performance and I see that people are always laughing, maybe he tell the jokes much better that the orginal guys that invented the joke, its the same with the movies, its the same history what make a good movie its how you make it, how you direct it how you make it better that the other guys with the same plot, VIVA MEXICO PUTOS!!!

[DoubleTheJTeam]

hey yo fu im a chick and im white and i live in the ghetto so heelzz yeahh my chiwawa cud talk yaahh

[zetokiva]

Carlos(Ned Arnel is his real name)Mencia is not a Mexican idiota. He is actually from Honduras and is of German decent.

[SummerRain101]

"Thanks, puto! Here's some gravy train" XD

[IMORTAL777]

hahahahah this dude is the shit he always says something insults mexicans in the beginning and puts other rasis on top but atr the end he says somthing that puts mexicans on top haha this dude is the shit woooooooot viva mexico

[furasoke]

whats wrong lassie? lolz lmao

[prestongreen95]

lmao he is the smartest fucking dog lmao lassie tht bitch cudnt tlk whts wrong your house is on fire .... ah gud times

[wetbackwerwolf]

carlos needs ALETNIQ that vatos mencia is loco

[imscrewinurmom]

Mexicans don' t steal...

[MrNarcko]

LMAO taco bell dog: ey pendejo your house is on fire beaner: o shit gotta go LMAO

[HisMajestyJahoosa]

this dude is funny, but he swears too much, if he cut down on it a tad I think hed get more laughs

[esmeralda32]

@HisMajestyJahoosa get a life idiot

[654paloma456]

pendejo ur house is on fire lmfao

[GioDaddy19]

You Dog Aint Shit....>!!!! LMAO

[A1z1u1L]

your dog ain't shit! hahhahahaahah!!!!!!!!!

[mofokraut]

@GOODFELLAS74 dont matter if spanish, french, italian .... who the fuck cares? their all krauts , el understando?

[GOODFELLAS74]

No not really, don't understando

[emantabrizi]

@ "nguyen"...Really? From who? LOL! Take your time. I'll wait right here.

[sosicknesss]

@johnnydsanchez94

what the difference between a white piece of shit and ur mom??? nothing

[firstchino]

@nguyenimproved .shut the fuck up.

[nguyenimproved]

@johnnydsanchez94 why is it a waste if four mexicans in a cadillac go off a cliff?...a cadillace seats five. LMAO u r a puta

[nguyenimproved]

whats the difference between a latino and a bucket of shit? ...the bucket LOL

[firstchino]

VIVA CARLOS MENCIA!!!

[zephyrtube]

his dick don't work

[Differentx3]

L O L . Carlos Has Me Rollin He is So Hilarious x3

[mofokraut]

@Differentx3 all u spics think alike. low class thugs will laugh at one anothers jokes. only us smarter people will reconize that. dumbshit spic

[krime1988]

Dude you fucking love hispanics so shut da fuck up... HAHAHA Get off our nuts faggot!!

[sycochar]

he still fucking sucks i already know spanish

[Khebab]

@sycochar: learn English and then come back and bash Carlos.

[georgekizzie]

gay

[GemStealth]

Taco bell dog would knok dwn the "american" dog carlos said. Whats the bitchass name? O yea, Lassie

[SolielCirque]

That's BUUUUUUULLLSHIT! HOW COME IT TAKES 3 FROGS TO SAY ONE FUCKIN WORD?" hahahahaha

[Lordgeek4]

Thats exactly how I say the word Bullshit.

[zachman23132]

@SolielCirque you fuck sheep in your spare time don't you?

[musicman14927]

@SolielCirque BBBBBBBBUUUUUUUUUUUULLLLLLLLL FRRIG FROG

[amethyst0285]

The Budweiser frogs didn't talk like rednecks.

[AlexZ0669]

Carlos is Garbage

[Lordgeek4]

sometimes.

[GemStealth]

Way more than lopez man...lopez is funny, except when i comes to stand-up. N thats his fukin job, what a loser. Hes show is pretty cool

[jasonnawawi]

he barely got his green card lol , and tryinna sound like a real chicano lol, get a life carlos

[shellymeert]

crying about the taco bell dog and if your a beaner lmfao

[janotosinnumeros]

maestro

[Hydrovah]

man i wish i can go up the stage and beat the shit outta him

[clownycloud1]

why?

[nwowolfpac11]

he will kick your ass man!

[executioner67]

best comedian!!

[ReaperX3ro]

lol, he's half honduran and half mexican. Quit arguing.

[thegmanwiththegforce]

Anyone know if this is a special and if so, what the name of it is?

[mastofiii702]

u suck fucker gorge lopez is better

[XshaddzX]

lolol

[linux750]

very good point mencia.

[ZaynahZihoa]

Mencia doesn't look like the dog, he just looks like he ate the dog. And all it's doggy brothers and sisters and cousins...

[weepaul666]

This guy isnt funny

[AssFaceMcLegs]

@weepaul666 agreed

[privatepart5]

the dog is not really talking and you are not funny

[tampopo5]

He is an Asshole and Chiano, not Mexican..THANK GOD!

[yung1nightmare3]

hes honduran ey. not mexican

[Vietpr3]

o.O i didnt laugh.

[borisrmz2]

That's RIGHT we're the best viva Mexico!!!!!!

[eldougdog]

hmmm dont like him

[jrgomez7]

viva george lopez  thas real shit nikkas. fuck mencias

[marblanca22]

I love Mencia!!! He's great saying jokes!!

VIVA MEXICO!

[adsooner05]

Lame, Lame, Lame, no wonder he steals jokes.

[toothbeaver]

OMG when he's not stealing real jokes he's talking about a fucking dog representing latino culture? White people know thats stupid shit. Fuckin Carlos, DIE PLEASE>>>>GOD STOP HIS HEART NOW!

[321Jebus]

YOUR A FUCKING ASSHOLE HES FUNNY

[jaguar9128]

The chihuahua only represent mexican no (latino means Peruvian,Puerto Rican,Cuban,Dominican) so why he only said mexican..

[RocLeRoc]

Fuck this goof.

[CarlosMenstealia]

"it's about time frames not because of anything else you moron."

So I guess him being univited to the Mardi Gras parade is also because of time frames?

[CarlosMenstealia]

Its pretty funny because his comedy show was cancelled and he was kicked off comedy central. His career is basically over. Everybody already knows that cunt is a joke stealer after Rogan confronted him. You should just get off his dick faggot.

P.S. Hating on this joke stealing cunt doesnt mean I dont have a life this is only a small part of it.

[Yankkee973]

carlos g0 hard

[marthenico]

he is so funny!! :DD

[steamrice2]

u ppl that come on this vid and start talkin shit bout carlos, u have no life. u get on this vid just to insult someone.

[CarlosMenstealia]

Posting a insult on a washed-out comedian doesn't mean we don't have a life.

[METALLICA1961]

that is funny because people say they hate carlos but keep watching his videos and jokes that is yust funny

[CarlosMenstealia]

We DO hate "Carlos". The only reason we come to his videos is to flame him. Most of his jokes aren't even his they are stolen from other comedians.

[tripleaaa23]

wow if u guys who r hating on carlos mencia then dont fucn watch his vids and complain

[lIlIIIllllIlllIlIIII]

lol hes a beaner himself and hes not even funny. hes just giving opinions

[jefiuxjohn]

this guy is so untalented...all he knows how to do is cussing

[OG863]

when did he ever get his ass handed to himself??? thats all i wanna kno

[xTheGiverx]

get off joe rogan's dick he's just an envious white piece of shit

[CarlosMenstealia]

Nobody is envious of this wanna-be Mexican. He isn't even a comedian. He is nothing but a common theif that made it big.

[TheElMuffin]

You best be getting paid to lay the hate like so.

[Ironmandestroyer]

Stupid Ned, had his ass handed to him by Joe Rogan a couple of years ago.

[horta85]

Everyone just shut the fuck up and enjoy the jokes!

[Bopalena]

Who did he steal this bit from?

[carloz30]

LOL

[thehulk08]

this guy aint even funny hes just giving opinionz

[imortal22]

For anyone here who is a true Carlos Mencia fan I say... GOOD FOR YOU BIG GUY!! YOUR ON A COMPUTER!!! JUST BE SURE TO GO BOOM BOOM BEFORE NIGHT NIGHT AND DON"T DROOL TO MUCH ON THE KEYBOARD!!

[metalstarscream]

i am n i don't fucking care idiot,,, he is very funny, therefore very rich n famous,,,who are you??

[werehog28]

haha this so dam funny he rules...is the name in the title real 'cause i can't find it on imdb???!!!

[Stuna2150]

i thought you was funna say a black man haha

guess i was wrong haha

although the joke works both ways lol

[azpx13]

really didnt u hear in the joke, ''whats brown''!!!

[munsterownednrg]

hes half mexican stupid ass.

[azpx13]

wow im seeing alot of people like to defend is fake mexican ass