@jkjkjij22 The asshole is the guy who who told the girl to try his pants on. The girl replied with the same thing and the guy said "i can't get into these pants", meaning he can't get into her pants meaning she's no longer gonna have sex with him.
It took me a second too. I was like, 'Ha ha so funny.........*smiles like she knows what it means*' *Danny explains it* *burst out laughing* I get it now!
Danny... WHO IS THAT????
CameronJimBob 3 weeks ago
Me Dont Get It? :/
TheRainbowskittlesxD 1 month ago
@TheRainbowskittlesxD she takes her pants off an tell him to put them on an he says he cant so she says exactly meanin like he aint goin to get none
ajshells01 1 month ago
I got it! You know because you... explained it and stuff...
HannaEdelkamp 1 month ago
no affence but you need new curtains. p.s. nice joke
MyModernwarfare123 1 month ago
@Seezybabe98 he still posts on gradualreport.
leethacksawninja1 1 month ago
its a sex joke...that is what happen when u get married...NO PUSSY!! And that is why men cheat.... :D
zhilenius 1 month ago
I done this with my girlfriend and she called her trends to join
ThejohnnyZzzz 1 month ago
@ThejohnnyZzzz No, men cheat because they're cunts. And girls cheat because they're sluts.
AlphaExitium 1 month ago
lol i got it
MrRobRodri 1 month ago
i-i-i dont get it ??
MrMixAFlix 1 month ago
@MrMixAFlix He'll never get in her pants..meaning he won't get any sex..
TTHeavensent 1 month ago
haha i love you danny! <3
AppleGirlxx 1 month ago
What happend to the gradual report?!? D:
Sezzybabe98 1 month ago 3
wait happen if both wear the same size ?
skoalE 1 month ago 4
This one was my favorite joke so far :)
laura241984 1 month ago
Karen is then supposed to say "exactly, and it's gonna stay that way until your attitude changes."
StrawberryLipgloss13 1 month ago
i actually think that was a good one :P
JE9GamerBassist 1 month ago
She better have gotten in you're pants by the end of that night.
mikenike127 1 month ago
good one!!
reminds me of another...i will send it to you in a message
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akarene 1 month ago
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akarene 1 month ago
lmao mad corney :p
ChronoSurok 1 month ago
Normal voice :(
gabbyeatsbabies 1 month ago
LOL!! Good one!
Blackout5871 1 month ago
It took me about 3 replays to get it.
maptik 1 month ago
@maptik They guy's not gonna get laid. EVER.
Blackout5871 1 month ago
@maptik sry that reply was meant for the comment below yours
Blackout5871 1 month ago
@Blackout5871 np
maptik 1 month ago
I don't get it?
itssydniehun 1 month ago
This has been flagged as spam show
@itssydniehun They guy's not gonna get laid. EVER.
Blackout5871 1 month ago
nice 1
dinamitemaster 1 month ago
dear danny i think you should start a show by blowing a trumpet unsuspectingly at the camrea
Rafe281 1 month ago 14
Uhh?
*reads it again*
Ohhhh, haha :/ that's a pretty bad joke!
madmaddi264 1 month ago
Hi....... I like turtles
Tbone10sucks 1 month ago 5
@Tbone10sucks boiled or fried??
DBMONK1 1 month ago
@Tbone10sucks o rly
skmixmaster 1 month ago
How many Mircrosoft programers does it take to change a light bulb? The answer is none. They will make darkness a standard.
cupavirocker 1 month ago
@cupavirocker Feature not standard, if they tried to make darkness a standard. Apple would sue them.
zsehanovic 1 month ago
@zsehanovic nice respond :D
thedeluxeful 1 month ago
Sike!!
TpAcTuKa 1 month ago
ill be honest thats not what i was expecting from this channel
NAMESWEREALLTAKEN 1 month ago
so who is that girl jw?
DangerasTM 1 month ago
lol clever!
tkuzzz 1 month ago
It really was a blonde joke.
iamnotascientist 1 month ago
psychooo :D
bedastyle 1 month ago
I mean ohhh I get it
ThejohnnyZzzz 1 month ago
Pugh I get it
ThejohnnyZzzz 1 month ago
More of these kind of jokes plz :)
rbuchanan2004 1 month ago
LoL at her not getting it but thinking she does... You're so kind for helping her understand the deeper meaning... lol blondes
lildshadow2 1 month ago
Vagina boob
bowhero123 1 month ago
U rock Danny, love the jokes
ostate300 1 month ago
Ha ha! Access denied!
rad4life1 1 month ago
This has been flagged as spam show
How do you confuse a blonde?
Purple.
J1mb093 1 month ago
when she said OH! I LMAOED literally...
MsPhynex 1 month ago
you have told my joke and i know you got it. Was it to racy?
SScomedian 1 month ago
lol good one :)
moonbody3 1 month ago
i still don't get it?
cos you can't get into the pants if you're an asshole?
jkjkjij22 1 month ago
@jkjkjij22 he says he can't get into her pants, she says exactly, meaning he doesn't have access to her vagina.
jengasfrerer 1 month ago 116
@jengasfrerer oh. haah. thank you!!
jkjkjij22 1 month ago
This has been flagged as spam show
@jkjkjij22 The asshole is the guy who who told the girl to try his pants on. The girl replied with the same thing and the guy said "i can't get into these pants", meaning he can't get into her pants meaning she's no longer gonna have sex with him.
J1mb093 1 month ago
so no sex on their honeymoon?
angel2lee 1 month ago
It took me a second too. I was like, 'Ha ha so funny.........*smiles like she knows what it means*' *Danny explains it* *burst out laughing* I get it now!
Littlestarlight7 1 month ago
sooo, how high were you?
MrAusdrifter 1 month ago 217
under 60 club :D
jb23141 1 month ago
took me a second too haha
f16pilot92 1 month ago
I did go LOL.
TheHugglesx3 1 month ago
FUCK YO MAMA FUCK YO MAMA FUCK YO MAMA
ImCOSTARICA15 1 month ago
Good joke, even with the poor delivery.
Conundric 1 month ago
UNDER 100 CLUB
NickysRapAttic 1 month ago
Thumbs Up if Danny and his videos makes your day !!!
23hairspray23 1 month ago
LOL
Like really, I did.
I woke up my roommate.
Yeah..
SaeraLikesTea 1 month ago
sweeet
NickysRapAttic 1 month ago
Nobody is on at 11:43? wow.
tylerguy12 1 month ago
omg im the first comment. you are the funniest guy. im serb too. and like ur fucking hallerious. srecna nova godina danny
wnaluvya 1 month ago
2nd
emparke101 1 month ago
first
MrGypsy6900 1 month ago