HEY everyone has to start some where....i do graffiti an i wasnt always that good at it ..i seep peeps getting mad on here just because he was ballsy to put his fuck ups on the internet...you thing everyone is good right away fuck no..lot of blood sweat an tears goes into this shit so clam the fuck down ....
seriously dude... you're too uncoordinated to even attempt parkour. you should really at least take some gymnastics classes before you continue because you're gonna break something(s) eventually if you haven't already. and you should probably get in shape too.
Again, did you even watch any of the non-blooper videos before commenting on my coordination? There are several skilled traceurs out there that have no gymnastics experience, and train all flips and such in a gym before trying them outside, everyone messes up some time. As for the getting into shape, at the time of this video I wasn't in great shape, but I was 185, benching 310, and running a 6:30 mile. I'd say that was at least a little "in shape".
you flip like a monkey, and if u were 185, ur probably like 5'8. still fat. on top of that "in shape" for parkour and "in shape" in general are two completely different things. the fact is that you suck and you don't have complete control over your body at all times, and therefore, you will eventually fuck up bigtime and end up in the ER saying "omg im so hurt but fuck what that guy on youtube said, i'm in shape and coordinated!". fag.
Actually just because I'm not active on some fucking internet website doesn't mean shit. I coach gymnastics in southern CA with a former national champion as our head coach. I know what the fuck I'm talking about. Also, I trained with Joe Eigo in Canada if you even know who the fuck that is. I'm guessing you do, or you'll google him to find out because the internet is your fucking hangout spot. But go ahead and speculate by looking at my youtube favorite videos you dumb cunt. Get a life.
I would think it'd make more sense for a coach to provide constructive criticism on a video instead of constant bashing. Something like telling me what I could do to improve my apparently horrible technique so I do not in fact get hurt in the future. But hey, whatever works for you. That arms flailing like a squirrel comment on my '07 video was hilarious though.
can't coach the hopeless. and i spend enough time at the gym using delicate words when someone sucks. you're a big boy. suck it up. you might try enrolling your cheap ass in a gym if you want someone to be nicer when they tell u that u suck balls.
I have no interest in enrolling at a gym, it'd be a waste of my time and money. I go to open gyms and work on whatever I feel like working on at those times, quite often with help from coaches and gymnasts. You must have these rants down pretty well though, I'm sure there's tons of other non gymnast traceurs you insult daily.
And on top of that, when I was 16, I competed as a class 2 gymnast, and went to junior nationals. So yeah, I really think i know a shitload more about this stuff than some fat guy trying to do stupid shit that is way beyond his physical capacity. Or some random dumbass who spends his life on this website for that matter.
and by the way, if you say you could bench so much at the time, why the fuck do you have so much trouble doing a press handstand in your other video? you can bench 310 but can't handstand push-up? good job kid, way to lie on the internet.
Different application of the muscles? I was able to lift a lot of weight forward off of my chest, I could only Military press about 170ish. And any struggling was probably because of the balance, I haven't worked handstands much and had actually just gotten handstand presses shortly before that video was released.
Gee, for someone who is so much above the rest of us "internet losers", you sure do respond quickly.
Do you feel better now that you got that out of your system? Do you feel like you're somehow better than other people because you can spout random shit anyone with access to Google can make up on the fly? Good. Now, shut up and let the rest of us enjoy the video, ok?
Oh, we're reaching that critical point now. Youve lost the ability to construct coherent sentences in English. Please, just stop. I think im starting to feel sorry for you.
Are you really assuming if I can free run or not from a year old blooper video? Did you even watch any of the non blooper videos before saying I suck at freerunning?
HAHAHAHHAHAHA you should put up a video with all the times you landed, cause im sure your good, but the trip with the wall flip on the train was just plain stupidity, funny as hell though
At least he Has the Courage enough to say he messes up too.
TheGarrettBeck 10 months ago
you suck
Calleeep 11 months ago
special fred...
dramknight 1 year ago
1:13......i can fly!!!!!!!!
MegaFreefaller 1 year ago
Wallflip a moving train, ahh crazy lol.
3RBeaver 1 year ago
lol. funny laughters
lauris47 1 year ago
hahha nice vid, dude !
i really had to laugh when i saw ur "frontflip twist"
Lastlegend100 1 year ago
chinguen a su puta madre!!!
dunglas38 1 year ago
HEY everyone has to start some where....i do graffiti an i wasnt always that good at it ..i seep peeps getting mad on here just because he was ballsy to put his fuck ups on the internet...you thing everyone is good right away fuck no..lot of blood sweat an tears goes into this shit so clam the fuck down ....
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kale033 2 years ago
waah fat but emergyfull
69boyZLeo 2 years ago
Fucking Idiots...!!:/
SerQ145 2 years ago
1:14 NICE.
Nave6W 2 years ago
hahah manged to fix the roof :D, i thought it was trashed
bahamut101 2 years ago
haha are u so fat?
WestsideBboy 2 years ago
EPIC TRAIN FAIL
NeglectedGlitchers 2 years ago
lol
Pownersas 2 years ago 2
lol, i only like the end =P
elemental0wnage 2 years ago
lol
Ruzzia4us 2 years ago
Lol
Epic Fail :]
xxLaraFreakxx 2 years ago
in a good funny way! way yo go lol hehe
blhicks4012 2 years ago
phail. with a ph
ASilentMassacre 2 years ago
HAHHHAAAH your fail!!!
Esperanzaa1909 2 years ago
Haha dont worry man we have all been there. Not as funny as urs though.
jizzy5 2 years ago
lol
knackworsty007 2 years ago
oh my GOSH the last one is SO FUNNY
Liltrigga97 2 years ago
ssj-fail but hes still awesome
biddy7 3 years ago
"It's VERY dented..."
whatbrains 3 years ago
lol i have done that before i almost broke my neck and i got mager rug burn on my arm like the last part
dudearmy 3 years ago
i loved the car part lol
SuburbanParkour2 3 years ago
i like your wallflip :)
vinnie049049 3 years ago
hahahaha that was crazy XD
bawbag42 3 years ago
is this in schaumburg and chicago?it looks like it.Looks like it hurt on the frontflip twist..=P
austinparkour 3 years ago
Yeah, I'm in Schaumburg and train in Chicago regularly.
SSJ3500 3 years ago
smart to do a wallflip off a moving train!
WilliamFilms 3 years ago
it would have been epic if he made it though
razor005 3 years ago
hhahahah where do you live? Schaumburg? I live in naperville so yeah
rock1918 3 years ago
lawl this made my day
xdruguserx 3 years ago
hahaha tha train was great.... =] lol
jsoblink182 3 years ago
1:13 was so funny!! wallflip off the train was pretty cool but if you landed on ur belly with your head in the track, you wouldnt be here ryt now.
lilyid87 3 years ago
seriously dude... you're too uncoordinated to even attempt parkour. you should really at least take some gymnastics classes before you continue because you're gonna break something(s) eventually if you haven't already. and you should probably get in shape too.
coldnate 3 years ago
Again, did you even watch any of the non-blooper videos before commenting on my coordination? There are several skilled traceurs out there that have no gymnastics experience, and train all flips and such in a gym before trying them outside, everyone messes up some time. As for the getting into shape, at the time of this video I wasn't in great shape, but I was 185, benching 310, and running a 6:30 mile. I'd say that was at least a little "in shape".
SSJ3500 3 years ago
you flip like a monkey, and if u were 185, ur probably like 5'8. still fat. on top of that "in shape" for parkour and "in shape" in general are two completely different things. the fact is that you suck and you don't have complete control over your body at all times, and therefore, you will eventually fuck up bigtime and end up in the ER saying "omg im so hurt but fuck what that guy on youtube said, i'm in shape and coordinated!". fag.
coldnate 3 years ago
And you obviously must be some sort of expert on the physical body with your single "Funny Animals" video. GB2/b/, sagefag.
AvitarDiggs 3 years ago
Actually just because I'm not active on some fucking internet website doesn't mean shit. I coach gymnastics in southern CA with a former national champion as our head coach. I know what the fuck I'm talking about. Also, I trained with Joe Eigo in Canada if you even know who the fuck that is. I'm guessing you do, or you'll google him to find out because the internet is your fucking hangout spot. But go ahead and speculate by looking at my youtube favorite videos you dumb cunt. Get a life.
coldnate 3 years ago
I would think it'd make more sense for a coach to provide constructive criticism on a video instead of constant bashing. Something like telling me what I could do to improve my apparently horrible technique so I do not in fact get hurt in the future. But hey, whatever works for you. That arms flailing like a squirrel comment on my '07 video was hilarious though.
SSJ3500 3 years ago
can't coach the hopeless. and i spend enough time at the gym using delicate words when someone sucks. you're a big boy. suck it up. you might try enrolling your cheap ass in a gym if you want someone to be nicer when they tell u that u suck balls.
coldnate 3 years ago
I have no interest in enrolling at a gym, it'd be a waste of my time and money. I go to open gyms and work on whatever I feel like working on at those times, quite often with help from coaches and gymnasts. You must have these rants down pretty well though, I'm sure there's tons of other non gymnast traceurs you insult daily.
SSJ3500 3 years ago
And on top of that, when I was 16, I competed as a class 2 gymnast, and went to junior nationals. So yeah, I really think i know a shitload more about this stuff than some fat guy trying to do stupid shit that is way beyond his physical capacity. Or some random dumbass who spends his life on this website for that matter.
coldnate 3 years ago
All I see are words with nothing to back them up. We have a saying on the internet, pics or it didn't happen.
AvitarDiggs 3 years ago 2
and by the way, if you say you could bench so much at the time, why the fuck do you have so much trouble doing a press handstand in your other video? you can bench 310 but can't handstand push-up? good job kid, way to lie on the internet.
coldnate 3 years ago
Different application of the muscles? I was able to lift a lot of weight forward off of my chest, I could only Military press about 170ish. And any struggling was probably because of the balance, I haven't worked handstands much and had actually just gotten handstand presses shortly before that video was released.
SSJ3500 3 years ago
Gee, for someone who is so much above the rest of us "internet losers", you sure do respond quickly.
Do you feel better now that you got that out of your system? Do you feel like you're somehow better than other people because you can spout random shit anyone with access to Google can make up on the fly? Good. Now, shut up and let the rest of us enjoy the video, ok?
AvitarDiggs 3 years ago
you're a sad sad boy :(
coldnate 3 years ago
And yet you're the one trying to salvage what little remains of your dignity with weak one liners.
AvitarDiggs 3 years ago
don't be mad at the world for your shortcomings your love life.
coldnate 3 years ago
Oh, we're reaching that critical point now. Youve lost the ability to construct coherent sentences in English. Please, just stop. I think im starting to feel sorry for you.
AvitarDiggs 3 years ago
why so sad, pandabear?
coldnate 3 years ago
man the train would've been so sick if you did it
brodypluta 3 years ago
I got one in while it wasn't moving, I just wasn't sure if there were people in the way of the shot or not, so I rushed to get another one in.
SSJ3500 3 years ago
ouch! ... that was ssssooooooooo funny, but keep practicing! you pretty good!
stephenotto 3 years ago
dude, SSJ3500...you are an idiot. can't free run for nothin
2fulish4u 3 years ago
Are you really assuming if I can free run or not from a year old blooper video? Did you even watch any of the non blooper videos before saying I suck at freerunning?
SSJ3500 3 years ago
my bad dude. ur actually really good!
2fulish4u 3 years ago 2
why don't ya fuck your mother?
Chr0m3CS 3 years ago
lol the wall flip on the train was kickass
VinceThePrince101 3 years ago
dude this clip was awesome great work
seans25 3 years ago
haha ... well u shod maybe try check your target or just get more skilled befor jumping over a car :P, and one more thing (you have to start som day)
Slsen 3 years ago
hahahaahaha
LilTwistaX 3 years ago
whahahaha 1:10 is fucking funny
raydabom 3 years ago
i guess super man thought him how to fly lmao 1:12
Thatonebboy 3 years ago
lmfao 1.12 !!!
lazerbolt13 3 years ago
it was good but on most of this stuff we could of figured at what was going on the editing sucked. =(
sk8ingforever 3 years ago
lol......he's too fat for PK
Chr0m3CS 3 years ago
hey why dont you fuck off and go play gta u fuckin retarded soab
VinceThePrince101 3 years ago
that was funny
SmashTheStAte199 3 years ago
hahaha nice idea....not nice finish
James123Martyn 3 years ago
nice man but i dint like the editing:(
morris
kaedomorr1s 4 years ago
you are a wee bit slow but don't let the ar*eholes put you off
spress97 4 years ago
HAHAHAHHAHAHA you should put up a video with all the times you landed, cause im sure your good, but the trip with the wall flip on the train was just plain stupidity, funny as hell though
vodun132 4 years ago
Nice try to jump over the car ;p
Rekoster 4 years ago
kmon!!!! nice try dude!
violentchikn 4 years ago
you did nice vault over car!
Ninodihno 4 years ago
wrong landing men!!!!!!!!!!
famous008 4 years ago
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FAT LOSER RIGHT HERE!!!
flynno666 4 years ago
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It wasnt cuz of limited space, its cuz ur fat...
alex1575a 4 years ago
hahahahah
free2runn 4 years ago
dude the one at 1:10 make me laugh so much
mackadame 4 years ago
Heh, the views. They're over 9,000!
SSJ3500 4 years ago
hey, at least he has the guts to do a front flip. good job man.
adoptedkorean292 4 years ago 10
damn... the fucking car ... =)))
Kd3mon 4 years ago
supermaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan the car
worktraceur 4 years ago
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your fat u dented piece of crap
airsoftmaster96 4 years ago
just go to :58 and laugh
sexylove10 4 years ago
On his second atempt at the two flips.. the second time could hav been reali reali reali
painfull
xPuddyCatDollx 4 years ago
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this is some of the wprst attempts at free running I have ever seen
darthestes91 4 years ago
they could have been nasty
jdcefc 4 years ago
i cant find the typo its driving me nuts lol
antanee52 4 years ago
I used "too" when I should have used "to".
SSJ3500 4 years ago
rotfl that hardly counts
antanee52 4 years ago
that's actually supposed to be spelled like that.
jaymall 4 years ago
lol als die jonge lacht lijkt het net of je aan een hijg lijn zit :P
Justindeenik 4 years ago
lol
dplepte 4 years ago
lol ouch
emoclowds 4 years ago
omfg
Gummimensch19 4 years ago
um ok
biggestmike53 4 years ago
ouch
mattfromcincy 4 years ago
yeah
zakaziux 4 years ago
that looked really painful
weirdfreak1243r 4 years ago