Doug Stanhope - America Has Jumped the Shark

[MOMORPIGER]

This is good... More people should think like doug...

[pr00de]

he forgot the jokes

[CoolerKing37]

@pr00de There's actually plenty of jokes in this bit, they're just not told in the straight forward 1-2 punch that have become the norm.

[CoolerKing37]

@pr00de There's actually plenty of jokes in this bit. They're just not told in the straight forward 1-2 punch delivery that has become the norm.

[JovialEel]

He's talking about Jon Hein from the Howard tern show in the beggining of this clip.

[spankrod]

I ... how could I ... have gone for so-long ... without ever hearing about this guy?

So much injustice.  Doug, you are a champion for us all.

[bhillboy37]

@spankrod -They have Doug Stanhope- No Refunds, the entire special here on youtube. Check it out.

[TheAthiestMovement]

if you think dane cook is funny your 8 or retarded

[puddles1991]

It would be funnier if Dane Cook were the autistic.

[arielrebelfan1]

lenny bruce at the end?

[KnitForBrains]

Snort

[DarkTowerTube]

The last line topped it. Why the fuck do good comedians get ignored and the crappy ones get the fucking goddamn money. Fuck. Jesus. Fuck.

[Greenhornet270]

FIVE stars!!!!

[ToAsTy42o]

Aw, I actually LIKE Dane Cook.

Is it weird to like Dane Cook AND Doug Stanhope, because they both make me laugh, albeit in different ways?

I suppose that's equivalent to liking Pink Floyd AND Justin Beiber. One is CLEARLY bad, but entertaining anyway? right? Am I alone in this? (For the record, I DONT like Justin Beiber, just used him as example)

[MansonFreak]

@ToAsTy42o like who YOU want to like, fuck what anyone(including myself) says

[ToAsTy42o]

@MansonFreak

sweet, that's all i wanted to hear from SOMEBODY lawl. you win 1 free internet

[MrDorkusMaximus]

@ToAsTy42o Don't ever stop telling people the truth about what you honestly think. Sincerely.

[forkboy84]

@ToAsTy42o I think Cook is pretty shitty myself, but fuck what I think. Your opinion is ultimately the only one that should matter to you. And yeah, I know 2 guys said this shit before me but it is worth repeating.

[CertifiedGooner729]

He's a fucking prick, but hey... I laughed.

[doggypound1]

Not to take anything away from Stanhope.....but he is not a genious,Most of us are just so supremely retarted , that anyone expresing independent thought is seen as somthing divine.

"In the realm of the blind, the man with one eye rules"..........

In saying that, I also think Stanhope has balls of steel.

Best comedian alive.

Dave chappelle comes a very close second place to me though.........

[bbbbbum]

@doggypound1 doug stanhope never claimed to be a genius and.. god i'd never wish to meet the man who thinks he is.. but you said it man he has fuckin balls of steel and it is sooo refreshing in this age of political correctedness(not a word i know) and liberal pussys. just to hear this guy speak his mind. he says some shit that i dont personally agree with, but he embodys the freedom of speech i was raised to love, and is sorely lacking in this country.

[mandaJt]

@doggypound1 I agree with everything you said here but i want to add that Bill Hicks was one of the best along with, of course, Carlin.

[sov6rulz]

How delightfully UnPC

[eezysqueezy]

Trajectory of shit lol

[petrakryo]

I like this guy cause he isnt afraid to say whats on his mind. Its true, sept. 11, 2001, made this country become a fucking boring overprotective shithole.

[angstacy69]

I hate aspies in TF2. Can't you fuckin aspies do something like cure cancer instead of sniping me or being a dick with the soldier's lame ass rockets? Go to hell you anti-America bastards.

[richardmaudsley77]

@angstacy69 1) learn to play. 2) get a real country. 3) cry some more

[VaginaGrinder666]

Hydrocephalic has won six straight matches but is trying not to get a big head about it.... LMFAO!

[eldorado61guy]

That's It ? i just started rocking Haha

[dilbertgeg]

9-11 was tv heaven because it was made for tv excitement, they said so beforehand, all those national security types

a "truly massive and widely perceived direct external threat" a "catastrophic and catalyzing event"

And so it was.

[taffwob]

@dilbertgeg You're damned right there bud it was pure theatre. For a long time I still thought of it as something from a movie & not a real event. I wasn't awake back then & bought the story they pumped out & have since seen it for the shit pile of honking mess it was. That's trhe tragedy of it as I can see why so many asleep people still think it was a bunch of arab muslims with boxcutters that outwitted the defence system of the U.S. I've seen it from both sides.

[bradwatson7324]

I'm glad to hear someone else boldly exclaim that 911 was immensely entertaining. It was! I wish I could go back in time, with knowledge of the events erased from my mind, and live that day all over again.

[lifesblood]

@bradwatson7324 I was in grade 9 when it happened, it was also the release date of Slayer's God Hates Us All Album, so it was a fucking epic day.

[CJOKUSAP]

@ flubno --- it's hydrocephalic. it means water on the brain, or summat, and it gives them massive heads. you wouldn't want to headbutt one!

[flubno]

What is hydrosifalic ?

[LampoonedHerd]

I know Doug knows shark.

[Michael030979]

Doug Stanhope. Probably the smartest man that is LIVING!!

[joemoe23]

which cd is this from?

[theedgeinshow]

dude......like it or not, after reading your post, you are my new best friend

[Highlandgent]

ROTFGLMAO STANHOPE ROCKS!

[dedutch101]

hells yeah!

[ohwell121]

word up

[ohwell121]

hah, funny

[jpdude5000]

okay, but only because he's been around longer

[jpdude5000]

There are only three comedians in this world, Bill Hicks, Doug Stanhope, and George Carlin....in that order.

[mrstrings2006]

Those are 3 gods.

[mmmzeitgeisty11]

what about lenny? can we have lenny? oh please let us have lenny in the list!

[jpdude5000]

lenny created them...

[ohwell121]

don't know much about lenny, he was 1920 or ??

[mmmzeitgeisty11]

around mid 1960's, heroin addict, feirce political mind, hounded by the authorities to an early death, constantly arrested for 'obscenity', you should check him out but the sound quality on most of his clips is not very good.

[yearofspaghetti]

"Lenny", the Dustin Hoffman film is worth watching.

[FuzzyNugs420]

bill burr and louis ck are pretty good but they definitely come after those 3......

[jpdude5000]

louis ck is pretty good, but bill burr needs a couple more years, he's where I'm at in my career. i think he hasn't peaked yet.

[supervanillabear4]

Louis CK? Lucky Louis CK? Is that a joke? He's absolutely terrible.

And I agree with Andy, I like Stanhope a lot but he is no George Carlin.

[LittleEmoBoy001]

shut up and stop presuming yourself to be smarter than you are..

[FearMyBurger]

Yes it has and it always will be. Retard

[lewismclinton]

laughed so hard i think ive bust a rib!!!

[yury2268]

he couldn't even say it without laughing

[DobermansRock]

Retards are so fuckin funny. Its hard not to laugh.

[TCal3772]

Retard beats Autistic, LOL. I'm sorry, I know that's so horrible and I feel really rotten for laughing but I can't stop.

[BloggerMusicMan]

Dude, I have autistic traits (I'm an aspie) and I found this funny as hell.

[D0g63rt]

Beware the retards

[Andragon90]

@BloggerMusicMan Hey, you spell better than 90% of non-autistic people.

[RomansPwnedJesus]

@BloggerMusicMan God predestined you to have assburgers because you're a stupid reporbate asshole (Ephesians 1:11)

[masterthehate2]

@BloggerMusicMan If you're capable of the consciousness to explain to people what kind of autism you have than shut the fuck up.

[ColostomyCake]

@masterthehate2 yea, you tell that mildly austistic cunt.. coming on here and using his abilities

what a prick

[jjtheslayer69]

@masterthehate2 autitic people arnt unconcious but yeah idoubt one would find doug funny in the first place

[tafkaleaf]

Why do you feel rotten for laughing?

[TCal3772]

Because I really don't like to laugh at people that have disabilities, especially since one of my family members is.

[tafkaleaf]

Do you consider your family member a retard?

Obviously you don't.

My point is that retard has become this four letter word, so to speak. When I think of a disabled person, I don't think of retard. When I think of someone acting like an idiot, i do think of retard.

[JovialEel]

Why do we even bother wondering about calling retards, retards? Are they not, in fact, mentally retarded? I mean...it's absurd

[CACAPLACA]

Dont feel rotten! THAT'S FUCKIN FUNNY!!!

[DobermansRock]

Stanhope for president. Why not?

[morais691alexandre]

"Dane Cook vs Larry the Cable Guy"

A dream match especially if they both died. lol. JK

[Clembo]

Dane Cook made me laugh a few times.

[morais691alexandre]

He annoyed the living hell out of me. Didn't laugh once.

[Clembo]

I've only heard snippets.

[SMACKu2b]

@morais691alexandre Well Larry the Cable Guy is a fucking disgusting person and about 6 years ago I said "I just wish he was gone." I can't stand that fat disgusting body tagged hick because rednecks are fucking idiots. And Dane Cook I hope would win because his stand up isn't good but he's pretty decent in movies like Employee of the Month.

[SmashedBobNoPants]

retard>autistic

[Passenger87]

Hahaha loved the dane cook rip.

[JiffyNo0b]

That's all the news media cares about. Viewers. 911 bought them tons of business. All it is anymore is part of the entertainment industry.

[GordonMorrice]

There wasn't even a semblance of professionalism when presenting 9/11 in the U.S media. It was so hysterical and desperate that it could only be taken as dark entertainment after 3-4 days. The War on Fun had begun. No we have Phun, ie. hologrammatic bullshit, right? Not even REAL shit, a digital hologram of a turd is all we are entrusted to digest now. Set fire to the malls.

[sludgewar]

It's not even America that's gotten idiotic after 911, shit is up here in America's attic too!

[ohwell121]

ohly shit 1:30

he's got some balls, fox news could be all over his ass.

you canh ear the audience going silent suddenly

911 for entertainment purpuses hahahaha rofl

[0118x]

Oh my god my stomach is hurting from laughing so hard.

[HappyYaoi]

"Dane Cook vs Larry the Cable Guy" My respect. For this man. SHOT. Through the roof. Just now. Dammit Doug, all my favorite comedians keep dying, you have to live twice as long as normal people just for my sake.

[xXAkridXx]

Hmm, that's a nice large picture. Good job.

[BlakeTahoe]

i enjoy gettin naked grabin 2 unopened lindsay lohan CDs(cuz who'd open that crap...seriously)then i start rubbing them all over my chest and nipples while doin the robot to MCHammers "cant touch this" and to relax after all that i grab a crockpot fill it with tabasco sauce and slowly dunk my nuts in and out...i poop on farm animals....duuuuuude.....where­s my cat?...DAMN YOU TOM CRUISE!...he strikes again...but for the last time...xenus goin down!...Mr.Creepy smile..btw polar bears are racist

[diabolic42090]

Is hydrocephalic the same as macrocephalic? And nice Dane Cook diss hahaha!

[captainbrandon1980]

Hmmm I don't think so. I know Hydrocephalic is pretty much what the Jason Voorhees character is during the few few Friday the 13ths, when you see him un-masked. It's also politically in-correct to call'em "Mongoloids" I know.

So yeah, only say Mangoloids behind they're back, or when referencing an old DEVO song of the same name.

I'll have to look up Macrocephalic. Ah, the wonders of the net ...

[captainbrandon1980]

I lov me some Stanhope. I haven't heard this bootleg, so 12 stars if I chould give it.

Long live Stanhope. Please Doug, try not to drink yourself to death for at least a few more years so we can get some more DVDs, CDs out of him, and of course, everyone keep postin' bootlegs as Doug plays your shithole town and/or college city.

[HigherPlanes]

Freaking hilarious. Love it.

[drummer1brt2gzs]

5 stars! LOL