Intense Slovak Lesson 1

[megazitrone]

If You would take it seriously You could make a good lesson with subtitles. That is a pity that You dont.

[justtubingby]

You sound like an English-speaking handicapped person with a Ukrainian accent attempting to speak Slovak.

[kingcahoj]

lol

[VivaLaBender]

Ale ja nehovorím ''ahoj'' ako piráti:D

[Slovakdubs]

@VivaLaBender ale hovoríš

[ThePiko13]

´´Automobil ´´ you can tell it as ´´auto´´

[ZuZiQ12lpkSVK]

Some people say Slovak is a difficult language, so i think if u want to teach Slovak u should learn it before u do it. It was like u have already come from the dentists and u have paralized mauth or something like that .. we don´t speak like that!! ( Niektorí ľudia vravia, že slovenčina je ťazký jazyk, preto si myslím, že ak chceš ju chceš vyučovať, mal by si sa to ešte pred tým naučiť. Bolo to akoby si práve prišiel od zubára a mal si paralizované ústa alebo niečo také.. my tak nerozprávame!!

[Slovakdubs]

@ZuZiQ12lpkSVK tu išlo o srandu ak si to nepochopil. tento týpek sa narodil v Michalovciach ale už dlho žije na Floride

[dzava]

@Slovakdubs takze predsa je to pravda, ze clovek po istom case zabudne prizvok rodneho jazyka? Brat zije v Nemecku uz asi 10 rokov ale chodi domov, takze je v kontakte so Slovakmi...

inac aj ja som z MI :)

[Slovakdubs]

@dzava určite, že je to pravda. Miestny prízvuk sa po čase na teba vždy nalepí či už chceš alebo nie, zvlášť ak je spojený ešte aj s iným jazykom. A ja som z HE :D

[haracara]

you sound like fool :D:D:D czech is more similar to slovak :D:D:D and its bad course for lean some slovak words (keď hovoríš tak znieš ako blázon, čeština je viac podobné slovenčine, je to zlý návod ako sa naučiť pár slov po slovensky)

[ivasenko48]

Sounds similar to Ukrainian

but for drugs, we say наркотики, and your word for drugs sounds kind of like our word for "friends" lol

[ucok83]

@ivasenko48 Yes our languages are similar, becouse we're the Slavs. In slovakian we also can say "narkotiká" to drugs :D but it's so official . Drogy si much more useing word.

[CRACOVIA1515]

@ivasenko48 Yah "narkotyki" is Polish for drugs and "drogi" in Polish means "expensive".

[ivasenko48]

@CRACOVIA1515 Aah, that also sounds familiar as the word for expensive in Ukrainian is дорогий (dorohy).

[mogli3leo]

Good video dude!

[sziszi114]

How do you say in slovakian: goat f.cker slovak?

[thelilja5]

@sziszi114 I think it is: maďar you f.ckin pussy

[sziszi114]

@thelilja5 I lol'd so hard :DD you guys are funny :D

[thelilja5]

@sziszi114 yes we are :)

[evinocka]

Czech is more similar to Slovak as Polish...but we can understand both;)

a čoo,no tak asi žije viac niekde mimo Slovenskoo

[jinxiejinxdotcom]

@petermilko When saying 'r', don't stretch it as much. It should be fluent, not exaggerated xD

[ivasenko48]

@jinxiejinxdotcom when teaching pronunciation, r's are often stretch unnaturalistically to emphase to English speakers that it has to be rolled (alveolar trill), rather than as in English (alveolar approximant)

[nirvanist1]

hah I just love the slovaks making comments about his pronunciation while making pathetic errors in english.

ľudia no doserte sa teraz, vy tiež nemáte skvelý prízvuk v angličtine tak čo tu pičujete, zjavne s ním nehovorili po slovensky no.

[ASSASSINIBYxD]

ceruzka:D:D

[adnansaami]

Vám to sluší

[SerbianBoyDusan]

Croatians cant understad it but Serbs can :)))

[morfeusboss]

hej brasko toto je uplne skvele =D no jednoducho super

[kelssable]

this is great!! I'm really trying to learn the language so I can actually TALK to my grandparents...Im not sure if this helped...but it was entertaining!! heh heh

[dzava]

Good luck mate, but Ive got bad news for you... If you never spoke this language when you were little, you will have very very very big difficulties with proper pronunciation. Slavik languages are difficult in that...

[petermilko]

@dzava i as born in slovakia nd lived there too but now im usa citezen

[dzava]

Tak v tom pripade nevidim zmysel rozpravat po anglicky ;)

[ibnfahlan]

@petermilko a máš ešte aj slovenské?

[dzava]

@SackboyBram uz ked ides hrat ramena a pisat po anglicky tak si prestuduj o com vlastne pisem.... nakolko som namiesto C dal pismeno K uz ti to nedoplo co predpokladam ze by sa nestalo ani keby som to napisal spravne...

myslel som slovanske jazyky ako skupinu a nie slovensky ako jediny... pako...

[jinxiejinxdotcom]

@SackboyBram Slavic = slavenski, a group of languages/cultures with same origin... learn your English before you insult people ON TEH WEBZ!

[SaturnineXTS]

Slovakian is an awesome language, because us Poles can understand it readily, but so can Czechs, Slovenians and Croatians and Ukrainians (from what I heard at least) x)

[ibnfahlan]

@SaturnineXTS funny is that Slovenians can understand us, but we cannot understand them..

[SaturnineXTS]

@ibnfahlan

It's all kinda weird. To be honest, Croatian reminds me of Polish more than Czech does, more words are identical. I guess everyone has his own "ranking" of understanding Slavic languages.

[ibnfahlan]

@SaturnineXTS That is true and as for us we have the following order of how clearly we can understand slavic languages.

1) czech (almost identical) 2) polish 3) ruthenian 4) serbo-croatian

I had a lot of problems with slovenian and bulgarian one, although there were a lot of common sentences. With russian language it is complicated in meaning, for example zivot in russian means stomach. And there are thousands of such examples..

[ChristianneT3rr0r]

@ibnfahlan

serbo-croatian?-.-

[ibnfahlan]

@ChristianneT3rr0r yep serbo-croatian, is there any problem with it?

[jinxiejinxdotcom]

@SaturnineXTS Even though the languages are alike, you should watch what you're saying, because sometimes normal words in one language are swears in another one. For example, in one language (not sure which, so I'm not going to speculate) what we Croats read as 'tzure' ('cure') means whores/bitches, and not just plain GIRLS like in Croatian. xD

I think it was Czech... but I'm not sure, the incident didn't happen to me. :P

[SaturnineXTS]

@jinxiejinxdotcom

Yea, that's true. Córa (read "cura") is "daughter" in Polish, although we use "córka" more often.

[dj5ko]

@SaturnineXTS

I´m ashamed to say that I have really big problems to understand you :-)....even though I´m from Norhern Slovakia :-/ ..Maybe it´s because I don´t hear your language that much...I need to go to Poland for some longer time and I´m sure it would be a 90% difference :-)...but it´s funny ..or weird :D

[SaturnineXTS]

@dj5ko

I once read a scientific work in Czech entitled something like "O spolni srozumitelnosti Cestiny a Slovensciny" and I understood like 90 percent, if not more. Must have been lucky or something ;D

[mjufpn]

jesus riadny kokoti

[zeib10]

The pronunciation is very good but youre putting the stress on a wrong syllable. The main stress has to be always on the 1st syllabe. The second stress is on the 3rd syllable in 4syllabled words and on the 3rd and last syllable in more than 4syllabled words. :D

[TheTubeful]

are you from Zilina or what? horrible slovak pronounciation.. i understand you tried to speak slow but its just deformed now.. its not real pronounciation...

[adinko6sic6]

yo dude you do too much drugs and if you wanna teach someone slovak atleast pronounce the words right

[NarkoticRequiem]

i want to learn slovakian!!!

i can't stop watching this video xD

[MISINA376]

You are piece of idiot

Ty si kus debila :D

[BrainDamage52]

no hi is ahoj u osol

[12stefy]

lol are you kidding me? I don't know any slovak but I'm sure in slovakian hi is cau or nazdar XD

[rastislavcsapak]

Oh... Yeah you are right, but "čau" or "nazdar" are just synonyms for "AHOJ". The word "čau" is a loanword from Italian language (to be exact -CIAO).

Difference between words "nazdar" and "ahoj" is similiar to difference between words "hello" and "hi". And I should know. I am from Slovakia...

[12stefy]

ah ok anyway I am not from slovakia but I got a friend from slovakia and he always use cau...anyway thanks for helping

[anjck]

who doesn't use čau :D

[petermilko]

yaya i didnt

[slavicman09]

Cau is like in every language and nasdar is Czech. Ahoj is definently Slovak

[anjck]

omg ... zelo smešno :D

[slayer641]

lol

[ukbatole]

I'll help you try Idiot... Idiot it is probably the same

[CRACOVIA1515]

I went to Slovakia and spoke Polish and everyone could understand me and i could understand them. Is Czech more similar to Slovak than Polish?

[petermilko]

yes it is

[lukrak1]

czech is nearly the same like slovak just some words...like now means in slovakiam teraz in czech ted

[CRACOVIA1515]

Teraz is exactly the same in Polish

[ucok83]

@CRACOVIA1515 no slovak language is much more simlar to polish than czeh. I'm slovakian I'm lived with polish and they understood me with no problems but once we watched the czech movie in TV and they said " kurwa ja nic nierozumiem" :D

[CRACOVIA1515]

@ucok83 Okej dziękuję. Tak myślałem :)

[ivasenko48]

@ucok83 Actually, most linguists state categorically that Slovak is more closely related to Czech than to Polish. You shouldn't base these relationships on one experience.

[1Piperka1]

@CRACOVIA1515 czech is very similar to slovak

[CandyYum96]

slovak scares me.. LOL :P :P

[Zero86Sk]

me too and I am Slovak LOL

[dzava]

HE spoke it so godamn it slow....

thats why it sound so weird

[gabosh]

ehm, its not slovakian mate, its slovak :D

[Hnilica93]

ha ja umim mluvit cesky!

though i can spell that well :P

[NEPSTER1313]

debilko :-P

[lukrak1]

haaahaaa lol to co je?

[jinxyPN]

uh, guy, you've got nice accent :) len tak ďalej a možeš normalne knihu vydať alebo čo :)))))

[xolizkaxo]

we dont say ahoy, we say ahoj.. different from pirates ;)

[Rondos100]

haha i now all this stuff :) i like watching these types of videos because im not rlly great with slovak =P

[lenkwal]

haha that was brilliant, I love your accent when you speak Slovakian, I guess you were born in the US or you came there as a lil kid and your parents are from Slovakia?

[jozefinko26]

trebor learn slovak

[HawksKK]

that's cool

[Saaabique]

you were in Slovakia??

[petermilko]

born there

[imaginka]

whaah tak toto je asi jedno z najlepších videí na youtube aké som kedy videla :)))

[petermilko]

THNX !

[kewldude39]

ty mas pravdu, okmasko!

[petermilko]

co to je okmasko ?

[xBodyLanguagex]

to nie je ziadne slovo... to malo byt asi kamoško-friend :D

[okmasko]

Ked hovoris slovensky, znies ako retardovany :D

[klaunPennywise]

@okmasko Jj prijebal by som mu

[kikiash001]

wow...so cool :D

[trebor43470]

In Polish "drogi" means: dear or streets or the roads. In Polish Drugs it is DRAGI.

[HenryHemroids]

I whacked off to you and your stud buddy dancing... yuummm. =]

[petermilko]

well u can do it again cuzz now theres a # 2

[pirate9903]

is it Russian?

[athb4hu]

Ha, very funny. Thanks!

[amelia154]

i'm pretty ashamed to ask this but eam.. What is this song in the vid. i know it is well known snog but i don't know the adress. Please :) thanks ;)

Btw. slovak and slovene are so similar..

[peripari]

Eye of the Tiger

[petermilko]

eye of the tiger

is the name of the song

[freedomsquared]

y? is this the most veiwed video you have?

[dude124142]

lol.. last nite i was peein myself.. when are you making new ones.

[petermilko]

NOW go look!

[Westomniac]

youre gettin there :)

[petermilko]

no lol i can speak slovakian 100% i was born there lol

[tOOskIttIsh]

toto je koniec no tak uvidim vas zajtra :D hehe zlate

nadavky nepoviem :P

[jimmytoolbox]

LOL "Ahoj!... Just like the pirates!"

[tOOskIttIsh]

mal si učit len to najdôležitejšie nadávky :D...

[petermilko]

ja ich nevjem :P

vjem "chod sa vichpat"

povets mi

mama ma neucila haha

[YellowBager2]

kokocina

[petermilko]

co to znamena ?

[YellowBager2]

proste ked spravis kokocinu ako mozes porozumiet co je kokocina ? co ak by to bolo nieco zle ? urcite by sme sa tu natahovali este velmi dlho takze bude lepsie (pre teba) neviediet co to znamena .....ale moze to znamenat aj nieco dobre samozrejme...

[zombiesCANsing]

co dodat???:D:D perfektne:D SLOVAAACIII SME SLAAVNI!!!:D:D:D drrrrrogy:D dobreee

[bored1980]

Hahaha! That was funny! You should open a language school - I might just stay awake at your school: it'd be a party half the time.

[petermilko]

YES!

[lexiewinterchick]

prety good. i speak slovak.. and lol first words are funny except hi is not ahoy it's Zdravo. and ya.. try making another vid like this with harder words:D

[pipersdancing]

its ahoj too. :P not really heard zdravo before. sure you arent talkin about serbian?

[amelia154]

Zdravo is also in slovene language. It's funny how similar slovak and slovene are.. I understand almost everything.

[petermilko]

i can understand some polish and Russian too its sweet

[lyshnee]

no its not, im native slovak speaker lol

[dutchhottie]

lol this is funny whuaha but ur accent my god nobody´s gonna understand u :)

[hallogenn]

u're really good, the sentence at the end is almost perfect. I just Can't say no bad word about it.Thumbs up. Neviem co ta vedie k tomu ucit sa tento jazyk, no ENJOY.

[alaine17]

pekné...=)

[johannizacia1]

hah dobre :D

[bballbigman30]

You should open up your own school, isnt pencil tuska, thats easier for everybody.

[LaraCroftSK]

I would say tužka is used more in czech lanuage

[mojalaska]

seruuska? hhahahaa

[lexiewinterchick]

it's tsruska(thats how u say it but not sure how u spell it) i speak slovak dad is serbian but we are descendents from slovakia so we speak slovak

[LaraCroftSK]

I head that slovak language is the fifth hardest language on the world! Is it true?

[dutchhottie]

yep thats true.

[petermilko]

hell no

[anjck]

wow, where did you get this information? .. just curious ... I've learned a bit of Slovak and it's cool ... lep pozdrav iz Slovenije :D

[nechillo]

kde je druha lekcia?!!

Chceme viac!!

[petermilko]

ITS HERE

urobil some ! #2

[Lollipop020]

Haha super!!

[SKevanescenceFan]

dakujem velmi pekny

[eviak]

:D kedy budu dalsie lessons? :D very interesting accent :D

[Dodusqa]

hah iná haluška :D najlepší ten prízvuk :D cerrrrrruuuuuzka :D:D:D drrrrooogy :D:D Toto je koneec :D:D:D fcipne ;) for the english speaking people: he's got very funny slovak accent :D ROFL :D

[bodypainter99]

such a schaas

[ELESDIL]

well how do we spell that pencil? caeroossca?

[mazisgood]

ceruzka

[zemetrasiak]

and grammar?

[woolious]

is, a m azing

[petermilko]

YES

[woolious]

this