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  • Who watch the entire episode?

  • I'm going to watch the movie 2012 on December 21,2012 and say to myself that would suck if that actually happened.

  • I just can't believe your stupidity, your native language is English and u can't even understand what they are saying. I'm seriously stunned and angry at the same time, maybe people like you are the cause of the end of us all.

  • Don't worry. Be happy. There's no end of the world. There are not going to be any global catastrophes. There's no God and there's no Day of Judgment. It's all a hoax. So continue to over feed yourself and drink yourself silly and for God's sake (who doesn't exist), be happy! Yea right, we are all going to be destroyed very very soon. So enjoy the little time you have left for your carnal pleasures.

  • That web bot thing is just dumb...it's not even coming up with its own prediction, its using words that a HUMAN has written and the context of these words can vary so much

  • 4:45 What would happen? It'd make getting a decent seat in a bar a hell of alot easier and you could drink with the monkeys that would then own the bar.

  • You mean the computer came with 2012. Wow must of been hard since that date is all over the net from other lame doomsday profiteers. Only one that says 2012 is the Mayans. And they stabbed themselves in penis to talk to God. Not sure of you want to rely on those nut jobs.

  • P.S. BTW, Nostradamus isn't mentioned here because his rhymes are even more unclear than the shit presented here, besides one of the existing interpretations put the end of the Earth (not the Universe) somewhere beyond 35th century or something like that.

  • There is a test for prediction of doomsday:

    If authors give away books about end of the world for free (there will be no need for money after that, isn't it?) it might really happen, however if they SELL their useless junk about oncoming end of the world... 8D

  • My world ended when I got divorced and had to pay alimony . So I welcome 2012.

  • but if everybody is talking about the 2012 is the last day of the world then of course web-bots are gonna pick that up

  • The web-bot is seeking out words and phrases that are popular, it sounds like it operates similar to the google engine for search terms.

    If that is so then it is highly probable the reason (and only reason) it keeps picking up on 2012 is because of so many conspiracy theories and people always talking about it, if it is a popular thing to talk about then that itself explains why it is picking it up.

    When bad things happen, in truth (and in my experience) they are usually a surprise.

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  • this spiderweb..are chemtrails..the hopi said the sky would be full of spiderwebs.not the net.

  • My birthday is december 22nd. Haha. Well I'm hoping it's the end of the world. Seems like the worlds going to hell in a hand basket. Although people believed it was the end during the dark ages. I think the 2012 argument has firm ground. I hope it's an astroid. I'd rather have it be that then the sun burning us.

  • What if it's "all" based on conscience. What if you are right and it's IS us idiots creating the construct for the rest of them. What if all our thoughts about the end of the world will only come true if the majority of the peoples believe it will happen?

  • I'm going to say told you so when it's December 22nd 2012 and say its the great and dreaded day. Good for good people and bad for bad people.

  • Guys, stop. According to this, if we keep talking about doomsday and 2012, the web bots will read it and it will be so! After all, the web bots predicted mass twittering and facebooking for 2011.

  • What ? no mention of zombies ???

  • @windrider1967 well then a weird biogenic virus should happen

  • people don't realize that it's the things we say that hold the most power. When we all begin to say "The world will end in 2012" and move forward with that belief, then yeah it will.

  • @Nue1221 It's the collective mind that will make the big changes isn't it? The math is the only thing we seem to be able to really see truth in. This fractal based mirror system of as above so below laws will be recognized as soon as quantum physics becomes more mainstream. What I would like to see is more people collecting on more positive thoughts and desires.

  • @TheDrfoxx I think it's the sub conscious mind that will be brought out. Our deepest fears and such. Which would ultimately be hell on earth. And actually what I meant by saying "It's the things we SAY that hold the most power" is based on Christian doctrine. Take "Lil Wayne" (horrible example for anything but necessary at the moment) He decided and said he is "The best rapper alive." He walked with that notion in faith aaannnnddd.....now we have to hear about his ego.

  • Also, there's no use in us trying to silence ourselves in hope of a change of direction, or a second chance. It's the will of God. 

  • So, ummm, December 21, 2012 is my 29th birthday. I was thinking about throwing a "going out with a bang" party with a Batman cake. Anyone want to come? Just let me know.

  • 2012 is not the end of the world- WE said that it was, not the ancients.

  • i hope its true and all you gucci prada wearing mother f ers get what you have coming to you, after raping and pillaging the earth for so long its time for the earth's revenge. suck on that one you plastic pieces of shiite.

  • @Mreck072 yeah but ull die too..

  • i'll laugh my ass off if nothing happens and the government people get trapped in those tunnels

  • so if a say "war ,nazi,bomb's" does that mean i made the web bot thing predict a war

  • If the doomsday things are true, the Earth is not going to blow up into an million pieces or get swallowed up by the Sun. The worst it can be, as I will say, and the video will say, is that an random number of worldwide disasters (like earthquakes, tornadoes, volcano eruptions, and other) will hit the earth. The ozone layer that is on the Earth only has an hole that is over the ice cap, so I don't really think an solar discharge will hit North America. Trust me you will be laughing at 2013

  • If god will still play "The End of The World In 2012' joke my head will explode into an trillion pieces and will only come back to form an head on my body if god will stop and tell use it is a joke

  • ill laugh when something happens . . .and ill laugh when somethign doesnt ither way something will happen a bomb ass party ...or a cataclismic event ... who gives a crap nothing you can do about it so live life as you were to die tomorow by the car thats gonna hit you and by that tornado thats gonna wipe out all your assets!

  • "The media manipulates ... Good news doesnt' sell. Bad news sells." - M. Jackson.

    That is what History.Com is doing RIGHT NOW.

  • Oh my god this is 2000 all over again.

    So a program that makes predictions based on what ppl say on the internet predicts 2012 with all the internet about the 2012 predictions wow what a coincidence lol.

    And when 2012 has passed they will just move the date another 10 years or so and ik will be the same story all over again.

  • Hey! Hey guys! I prophecized the end of the world and i know its going to happen! Wait about 10 billion years and the sun will explode. Theres a definite end now shut up and go fck a girl.

  • @ingridgott

    Wrong here is mine

    in"5 bilion years The sun will grow and turn dark red than soon the humans will be death

    If by some chance we do survive it will eat us all alive"

  • Okay so here's the thing, Merlin didn't actually say the world would end December 2012, neither did those other oracles it's just what the "History" channel is saying. Yes the Mayan calender did say it would be Dec 2012. And as for the web-bot... well that's not open to the public is it? And the makers of it are obviously getting tons of money from it aren't they? So if they had any sort of brain they could very easily be scamming us lol. They're only giving us what we're all looking for.

  • The Web Bot predicts the future by scanning 10 million porn sites. Apparently, the end of the world involves hot college girls named Candy.

  • I SHITTED AND PEED ON MYSELF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • I rated thumbs-up for entertainment value. Did Steven Spielberg write the script to this? At least he could got George Lucas to do the animation! LOL.

    There will be change, but too many theories to believe.

  • Theyre wrong! :)

  • dude im jizzing myself lol

  • "Charlie!! Get the Cyonide!! I feel a tremor!!" DX

  • Bull

  • look at 6.6.6, or the date 06.06.06, then double it, you get

    12.12.12, all you must do is turn 12 round in the middle and you get 12.21.12, the end date? well anyway why the middle number, middle numbers in mathematics are the so-called leader numbers, the numbers that hold the other no.s togheter, and when there turned around in mathematics, so is all the other numbers, so this states well overall, 12.21.12 will change all mathematics, and all maths affect the world, so will change the world!!

  • Well if that isn't disturbing and creepy I don't know what is.

  • SMOKE WEED

  • People thought the world was going to end in the year 1000 (because supposedly the bible said that's when the world would end). When that didn't happen, they predicted the year 2000 (again because that's what the bible said). When that didn't happen, they predicted 06/06/06 (666). When that didn't happen, they predicted 09/09/09 (666 upside-down). Now they're predicting Dec. 21, 2012.

    Why are people so obsessed with the world coming to an end?

  • @autumnsylver

    People actually have an subconscious way of looking at everything as a sign, a hole to the other side, something supernatural, something ..Exiting! tragically they are, as you said.. they´re always wrong :D

  • @autumnsylver i agree, people are just desperate to prove their phobias.

  • @autumnsylver there is a VERY big difference between 1000 , 2000 and 2012... VERY BIG i mean do the 1000 and 2000 have something to do with our solar system completing a 26000 year cicle?? ( i'm not saying this is true.. not by far i'm just saying 2012 can't be compared to any other doomsdaydate we've ever had.. the last 26000 years at least

  • @autumnsylver p.s all ur prediction that failed has something to do with the bible.. that says more about the bible then 2012 doesn't it

  • The world ending in 2012 is based on the mayan calendar ending in 2012. How do you know that they just didn't get a chance to finish it?

    All doomsday prophecies are based on some sort of superstition, whether they're based on the bible, the I ching or the Mayan calendar.

  • that's what i'm saying even if it is coincidence or not 21 12 2012 is a VERY VERY importand astrological date.. that's what captured me.. but well i'm not saying it's going to end or not.. not even the maya's said it was going to end they said the world as we know it is going to end.. if there is something we organisms on this ploaner have a neck for it's surviving

  • I saw a documentary on the Discovery channel about the mayan calendar saying the world is going to end in 2012. They said that according to the Mayan calendar, the world has already ended several times. So, I think it's not going to be a literal end of the world, but a drastic change.

  • same thoughts here.. but just to be save i don't think imma be anywhere near the coast if the activities get worde.. better save then sorry mate;)

  • @autumnsylver

    The bible never gave any specific dates for the end of the world, it just gives prophecies of things to look for that marks the beginning of the end.

  • And those "signs" are so nonspecific, that they match pretty much everything that has ever happened in the history of mankind.

    The bible is just a story book written by men.

  • @autumnsylver

    Then you haven't read the book of revelations or the books of Daniel and Ezekiel.

  • I don't have to.

    Do you really think that the hand of god came down from up in the clouds and wrote the book himself? No, MEN wrote it.

  • @autumnsylver

    Numerous men wrote it over thousands upon thousands of years, but it is in perfect agreement with each other..the hand of God is over it all.

    Did you know that it is used as a guide for archaeologists in the Holy Land, and much of what is shown in the bible is actually being found? But regardless, you can't judge something you've never read.

  • In perfect agreement with each other? Are you kidding? There are hundreds of contradictions in the bible.

    But I'm not interested in debating it with you because it could go on forever.

  • @autumnsylver

    Only 'supposed' contradictions that really do not exist at all, usually believed by those who really don't know the bible...but that is a topic all its own and an extensive one at that*lol*

  • I think its going to be funny when everyone freaks out and shoplifts and destroy stuff and then they wake up 12/22/2012 feeling stupid.

  • It better not end....i just got my flu shot xD

  • Anyone got a good hiding spot?

  • Does anyone remember when Prince Charles was the Beast? It is now William...who the fuck is it gonna be in 2030?

    Anyone remember the doomsday prophesy of the 80's...it didn't stop the retards from returning to thier churches after that one didn't come true either...get a fucking life.

  • I would really like to see the people who keep trying to speak the doomsday prophesies into existence disappear from the earth. I don't very often get feelings of hate, but I am really getting fucking sick of that shit. You people are the cancer of society.

  • either way I'm going to ring in 1/1/2013 as pissed as always.

  • i had dream many years ago were God came and told me that the world was gona end in the year 2012. waaay before i even heard anything about 2012 or even knew of it. crazy huh

    i dont care if u believe or not but it is so true about my dream. and i remember the only thing i did was plead for us and the women and children for him to not destroy us. then i started to cry in my dream and he left me there in utter darkerness. then i woke up.

  • not accurate at all...

  • hey 12/21is my bday

  • oh shit!! XD

  • free fireworks =]

  • @junruirox o-o

    "HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!"

    -world explodes-

    "fk."

  • @animefangirlxx ;P HAHAHAHAHHAAAAHHHAHA

  • @junruirox Youre going to die!!! lol Jk :)

  • @junruirox Sucks :P But hey! When nothing happens you can throw the sickest party ever LMAO

  • @junruirox haha wow how old lol

  • @junruirox tough luck bro...no cake for you (btw: me neither, 12/28 :-/ )

  • @Fr0styCZ yeah. this suck

  • @junruirox my brothers birthday is also dec. 21 o.o

  • @junruirox lol you brought end to the world :D?

  • @urbloodismywine LOL LOL LOL ;( THE WORLD END ME

    

  • @junruirox i feel bad for u the world will die and explode on ur b day or not

  • The web-bot is drawing conclusions from the writings of uninformed idiots like me who blog, comment and express narrow opinions.

  • @pmichael73

    lol true but it also picks up writings from people who aren't uninformed idiots like us.

  • @pmichael73 "wisdom of the crowd." Though I agree most people are dumbasses.

  • @pmichael73 after so many conclusions its like fliping a coin some person will flip heads more then tails as others will flip more the same or tails more then heads . . . its just your luck. . . as for the conclusion its takeing most peoples thoughts and prolly judgeing them on what the odds are or something of the sort bit drunk when i watched this so haha

  • come on, i am a couple of months away from driving. then. bs i hope this isn't true

  • I will start driving in 2012 :(

    it's a good thing this is total bullshit :D

  • just great....

    now we'd be panicking ourselves to death before 2012 even came....

  • there is no pattern ffs

  • revelation says that the reign of the antichrist will last over 7 years after all the kingdoms of the world unite under 1 government; there is also going to be a mark of the beast used to buy and sell goods (probably some kind of chip), and the temple of Israel will be rebuilt; it also says that after the fall of the antichrist there will be 1000 years of peace before God destroys and rebuilds earth. So there you go - words from God himself.

  • This is all just another Y2K style scare to me

  • awsome documentary can't wait for 2012 film coming out in two weeks woop woop

  • 12/12/2012. One month till my sweet 16th birthday dammit!

  • all this doomsday stuff is scarin the shite out of me, those dudes better be wrong

  • I wonder what the narrator of the History Channel is thinking when he is reading this stuff about 2012?

  • Web Bots !!??!! Fuck off lol... And IF it does N i mean IF, why the fuck didnt they do any thing about the predictions of terrorism n major disaters??? cos its blx,

  • yah i hope the domsday date is dead wrong

  • yepp and besides, there hasnt been any news of anyone claiming themselves as JESUS

  • Sad to say that the 5th world with be better of without humans. If only the human race could be smarter, nobler, and less selfish than maybe we wouldn't be destroying our planet and killing our own kind in war.

  • wise, wise.

  • the web bot only picks up what people are talking about online. thats just dumb to predict anything about 2012 unless some terrorist are talking about war, or the military is typing in stuff about what they are gonna do.

  • I doub that the terrorist will not protect their chat ;d

  • I freakin doubt it nobody can change the future but god

  • God does not exist.

  • All Respect to Religion, no God is gonna help us! Such statements are just ways to avoide responsibility doing something ourselves. Welfare or worse can be achived by us "Humans", it's only a question of what you do and what you don't! So stop hiding behind passive wishing and wanting and act. In that case you can change the outcome...Regardless of some universal Power present. It was not God who invented the Engine, computer, Space Shuttle or whatever, it was humanity! Yes we can! ;)

  • HAHA! i <3 the last line! :D

  • i saw dog the bounty hunter

  • lets mess with the web bot by saying the web bot is the devil if it gets enough hits it will predict itself as the devil....self aware

    then it will create the 7 peace treaty and rule for 7 years

  • 2012 is fake no one in the past could predict the future cause there wasnt a future we are the future. climate change is real. and guess what the goverment is fixing this or say making it better. lately havent ou seen the commercial about trading in ur clunker cars to get credit towards new ones well guess what there doing that to fix pollution. i work at a dealership and a inspector come and inspects the cars and sends them off to be crushed. Thank God there finally doing something about it.

  • i completely agree with you. well said.

  • I study the universe for school, and since 2 months ago, I am busy with our own solarsystem. You know that the sun is expanding and is getting hotter? did you know that the north and south pole are shifting for almost a half a mile the last 60 years? And it's going faster every day. I'm an athiest myself but I do believe that the future is just as certain as the past as I hear this. There is no global warming that we cause, it's the sun who causes it. Every planet is our solar system is warming

  • well I'm not saying i'm a religious, but I do believe in something after death.

    You are an atheist, what do you believe will happen when you die? nothing?

    So you live and die, what's the point?

  • sorry, I don't.

  • this is incredibly retarded... if that bot thing works by scanning the language on the internet, then DUH with all the sites about 2012 and shit it obviously tracks back to those...

  • Tough Love

  • Or could the spider web be the web or corruption and lies from the global holders (Illuminati)????

  • indian storys

    (confusius)

  • dude, the illuminati are LONG defunct, you watched too much angels and demons or tomb raider.

  • cern hadron collider baby

  • 0:52 , if you look CLOSELY as the images are flashing of the internet, you see... DOG, THE BOUNTY HUNTAA!

  • ah shit. dec. 21 is my birthday..

  • lol, happy birthday, don't you like your apocalypse?

  • We are going to through you a party that will never be seen the likes again

  • I wonder if that means you are the antichrist... :P

  • haha i think its coincedental that everyone is talking about 2012 being year of change and Obamas slogan was "Change" hmm lol and 2012 is also in his presidency years but oh well what happens happens we are all just along for the ride :P

  • They forgot nostradomus bcuz his prophesies were to vague, well at least thats what I think.

  • Why would i wanna get off drugs for??? I like drugs and what? Well only weed and mushrooms. N no one can say shit, cuz i got a 4.0 GPA and im in college. Dont Judge Me

  • Here here!

  • they forgot nostradomus, idiots lol

  • Honestly, I hope the world blows to pieces. There is NO END. Its just a cycle, it starts over again and again and again. Except this time something significantly different will happen? Idk. Space has no end. Time has no beginning or end. Things just blow up and start over again. I realized this on my shroom trip. The meaning of life is forever. Thats why theres an afterlife, what its like? nobody knows until we see for ourselves. Shrooms is a crazy drug, Mayans used shrooms in everday life.

  • n then basically the mayans musta basicaly chose to say that the world ends on the 5 cycle longcount. but unles they was saying because they eximens the future profeticaly then they either are right or they aint n theres a 6th cycle. but the regocnition that comes with that is that its the 6th cycle n the way things are going we will av to be in space by the end of the next 1 cuz things are getting warmer ect its a fact.but lets just hope fings can be changed or at least adapted to.

  • i think its just inteligent people who predict the future profeticly correct. by examining the future and possible follow the possible outcomes of certain thing that become apparent when they are thinking along the right lines.n then they proficise n get things right because basically they sorta was right. but not everything?

  • I think God will come whenever he wants the world to end. Maybe all this is true, maybe not. Signs have appeared through history because we look for them. I say, just live your life like everyday were your last. I believe we are living in the last days already, so i been popping shrooms and acid!!! Best drugs ever made on earth. Escape from reality people!!! Oh, and i think the mayans popped shrooms 24/7, some sort of hallucination about the future, which ties in with reality. Idk. SHROOMTRIP!!

  • Man, get off the drugs..

  • If the doom-day really happens, I might die at 22 :P

  • i would die at 18....

  • maybe the myans realized after 5000 years ahead in dates maybe it was time to stop

  • Wait. Why would the I ching and the Mayans end on one specific date?

  • maybe they were an alliance

  • I dont think so. They were a civilization.

  • No Nostradamus? Isn't he another really famous prophesy maker? I don't know. Maybe it'll happen, maybe not. They thought the world might end in 2000 didn't they? I think they are doing a lot of post-prediction anyway. We taking the 'prophecies' and applying them to things that happened. I think we shouldn't really worry. What can we do if the world really ends anyway?

  • Jack shit, that's what. If the poles shift, I doubt very highly we can stop it. But as for Nostradamus, maybe he never predicted the end of the world. And even if he did, his prophecies are too vague. It's widely debated if he can even be considered a prophet... so...

  • A change will come that much is sure, but I ask. Is all change bad? it might not go so bad as the doomsday prophecy but the world might change from how we know it. but let's hope it is a change for hte better

  • 2012 -> money making numbers ...

  • lol gg.

  • I just noticed but why is nostradamus predictions not here?

  • LMAO....sad thing is history channel is actually engaging in such suedo scientific shyt

  • this shit makes me laugh.... 2012 ummm no the world wont end ppl.. the myans are wrong the first said it would end in 1995 it failed then 1999-->fail 2000-->fail 2012--->EPIC FAIL!!! dont worry damn

  • well said

  • the world wont coz if plant x had a 3600 yr cycle we would be dead also wtf aliens?

  • the world wont end in 2012....its too predicted...well all die when we least expect it....oh but just in case im gonna have a lot of sex b4 2012 =]

  • lol OVER THE INTERNET SEVERAL PEOPLE HAVE WROTE "new york" "fire in the sky" "attack the house" HOLY FUCK ITS A PREDICTION!!!!!

  • Man i gotta try steroids before 2012 :D.

    And maybe something else cool, got any ideas?

  • Lol wouldnt try steroids.

    Unless your planning on not having sex.

    Makes your pe pe little.

    I would say get a tattoo. =].

  • ima do a shitload of cocain, why not?

  • lmao yall krazy then a bitch! lol

  • dont buy steroids save up for a bunker :p

  • Love your idea :)) However I think an underground bunker would be better. Since the prophecy says "The world will be set on fire". And the most reasonable explanation for this is a nuclear attack. Bunker in ground zero stands no chance against the nuke.

  • haha :)

  • Carry on as usual folks, There is nothing you can do but ride it out, If in fact SOMTHING does happen. I am strumm'n my guitar and pick'n my banjo and sing'n my songs. Hope to see ya 2012?....... Naa, we'll be busy doing something. Their are infinite possibilities, of which you are one.

  • I wouldn't worry folks. Unless someone hands me solid, undeniable proof that Dec 2012 is the end of all things, I'm going to carry on as normal. Unless I see Planet X coming into orbit - don't believe it. These doomsayers are just trying to scare - there've been loooooads of "end of the world" predictions and rumors over the many years - and yet here we are, unshiftable.

    Play on your Xbox. Argue with your sister. Flick chewing gum into peoples' hair (not recommending it though lmao ...).

  • yea those are bullshit, i remmeber people saying there wun be year 2000 in the past like this bullshit

  • The web-bot failed to predict the current economic crisis........good programming?

  • Actually the web bot did predict the economic crisis.

  • that is ridiculous economics cannot be predicted by any computer program we have. Everyone was caught on the blind side by our most recent economic problems no tend of people using this device to save their ass then.

    We are in a solar Minimum.

    Our planet comes into perfect alignment with the sun and a super massive black hole Every year.

    Gravity has a exponential drop off that is to say every time you double your distance you decrease the effect by 4

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