The Beijing Olympics - Are They A Trap?

[zhy727]

这是个陷阱！It's a trap!

[Graymoths]

"They're going to wait until it gets dark, and then they'll bring out their dragons"

LOL

[708STORM]

four fool are playing game

[TheRealSTIMMSHADY]

black bitch is a fuckin retard

[CMillions23]

@TheRealSTIMMSHADY she's awesome, fuck you.

[Adam12088]

@TheRealSTIMMSHADY Fuck you faggot, it's Satire.

[rollbin]

come on it is a bigger trap for ordinary chinese people!

[h0rnd0917]

A giant punji stick mine field!

[JanelMarciwg727]

also Lets rock baby

[XuanMaxieep369]

lol I am a Hot 18 Girl and I am here to have fun

[TheGooBird]

@XuanMaxieep369 cool, good for you.

[TheYouwontgetit]

now after the beijing olympics we know that it was a trap...

[joeygigs1]

THE STON WARRIORS GONN TIE US TO TREES AND THROUGH US IN HOLES

[Yomr8]

@joeygigs1 lol "through" us in holes? 

[edwardtang1977]

I can't tell if they are serious or being sarcastic

[VelaToNorma7]

@edwardtang1977 You're an idiot then.

[webbybubble]

IT'S A TRAP

[175tomcabanes482]

hm i am very talented and open-minded baby ! You not gonna be bored with me

[soccergirl97979]

they've planned America's demise for thousands of years! 

[davidentp]

Insert well known Admiral Ackbar quote here:

[Rocketceres]

POOR CLIFFORD!!

[lovelee182]

my fav Clifford barnes excuse:...hunting down the son of a bitch that killed his father..." lmao

[vjzong]

This is y I hate america is bc they r so races

[StalkingRainbow]

@vjzong Awwww isn't that cute! Hurry someone take a picture it's baby's first troll!

[zikten]

@vjzong Japan is far more racist than the US

[stefanorr34]

@vjzong Good grammer bro..

[65macky]

我是中国人，这个视频真的冒犯了我。他妈的我的屁股，用筷子。



[yourprobablywrong]

@65macky lol fuck your ass with chopsticks?

[zhy727]

@65macky I know you are not from the second setence.

[65macky]

Thank you for quoting the video word for word. Now I don’t have to watch it.

[MrArmystrong85]

Falun Gong is highly persecuted by the chinese government in unspeakable

ways

[HMachProductions]

Have we ever seen Clifford Banes?

[TheTurc182]

@HMachProductions No

[spinnernet1]

@HMachProductions haha, I've never seen him. There's always an excuse as to why he's not there. It's hilarious.

[Mynamesnigel]

@spinnernet1 you black nigger

[MrChina1986]

这几个人英语说得真标准。表扬一下！

[scottg4520]

Bad when other people in other countries see this and don't understand it is fake.

[LiteScar]

I'm full chinese and i laughed hard at this XD

[KKillaJ]

LMFAO the guy who said i am going to the olympics but i will admit i am scared for my life made me laugh so fuckin hard

[realmusicforlife]

man im glad that trap was evaided

[cowsgrowltoo]

@Mikuruificarion Its a joke, the Onion iss a fake humor news site.

[PR0T0P0WER]

ITS A TRAP!!!

[stuijn1]

hahahahahh dragons xD

[DarthFennec]

Wasn't there a South Park about this?

[benmays99]

FUCKING HILLARIOUS!!!!!!!!

[gabefett]

IT'S A TRAP!

[chandl34]

Haha, I can't get enough of this black lady.

[sbtg728]

Darnit CLIFF! Get your life together man!

[liamsp544]

No one notice the hidden clone xD

[tubestick00]

send in the pole vaulters first...

[krbosak]

The real point is, that while all ppl are talking widely accepted bullshit, they ridiculize the others (gymnastics fan) expressing logically equivalent bullshit.

For sure, the joke is not about stupid dragons or elderly ninjas in the park what unfortuntely few has spotted. The whole joke is rather about ppl grouping together around bigger idiocy as if it would be superior to the other presented options.

[YajirobiforReal]

Well, as it turns out they where wrong. Do they call this journalism? Have they by now offered their appologies for this bias reporting?

[chuck981996]

@YajirobiforReal You know it's satire, right?

[xScuzzleButtx]

This is like that South Park episode

[Epicguitarsolo19]

Thumbs up if you expected admiral ackbar to be in this video

[2012singularity2012]

@Epicguitarsolo19 MMm nope....

[Detiminator]

"Our athletes cant repel a fall of that magnitude!"

[everlastingbio]

THis is American??????????? What a moron.

[Gaarakan123]

i was like what the fuck is america thinking, until i realized its onion news.

[Davisrullzs]

Ask Admiral Ackbar. He is pretty ace in spotting traps.

[INPToulouse]

Your mother is a trap!

[Muhemmad4u]

We no trust cinese they dagerus... they bomb own huroshima!! now they bomb us we am afraid me and mine dogther. mine dogther jump in olympics she is very good. Allah gave her gold medal.

[seotaiji1986]

is this supposed to be a sarcasm?

[sipinflames]

@seotaiji1986 no. this 100% real

[DXmmuauaua]

just scares of China -.-

[crazypartyman1]

haha, these vids are great, i never knew americans were capable of poking fun of themselves, great sense of humour

[Athils]

The thousand-year old plot: punji stick traps!

[audiofunkdialect]

hahahaha the bonus clip was great!!!

[magigkilll]

Omg, this is so epic! Beijing olympic games were awesome :)

[cuican419]

what!? now it's all over! did you see anyone fall into the hole? stupid idiot!

[TehFurryWeasel]

@cuican419 its a joke

[legostarwarsguy0515]

IT'S A TRAP-Admiral Ackabar

[ardotschgi1]

IT'S A TRAP!

[kangaimRoo]

I love how the likes here are of people who disliked it before. No one likes it at first but those who are smart know that it's genius!

[XxxSakura101]

lmfao, hilarious

[OniYawgmoth]

Why oh why did I watch this, now I'm gonna have nightmares about the Chinese comin to get us!

[gooeysalt]

What about the Asutralians or the Spanish or the Germans? Are they going to fall through holes too?

[Petdoc1991]

Ackbar, WHERE ARE YOU!?

[diejner]

LOL

[mynameissuperloooong]

fucking crackheads

[ZhangtheGreat]

ITS A TARP!!!!!!!

[TheKeyWestian]

duh! the trap is really the toxic air that the dragons breath out.

[cladboy2]

Col.Ackbar:"it's a trap"

[TimeKaiser]

"They've got all those stone warriors, just waiting for the right magic spell, and they come alive and they'll tie our athletes to the trees"

[marine5546]

I started to fall asleep there at the end.

[rivmikant]

I wish that guy would just slap a ham or turkey again. I wonder if anyone has a clue what I'm talking about.

[TheBodyJax]

@rivmikant HAHAHA loves it.

[blarghery]

The should put finger taps on javelins and the weights for the hammer throw.

[jopalolive]

one of the Onion's commentator looks and sounds like David Brooks,

he's on NP, a PBS news show, and a conservative writer for the NYtimes.

[Metallarn]

I fucking love Clifford Banes, he's gotta be the most interesting person i've ever almost seen.

[truplayaa87]

WHERE IS CLIFFORD BANES ??

[m1c000l]

worst onion news episode ever

[lmFromNorway]

IT'S A CRAP!

[kasuskasus]

The web-bonus clip just gave my life new meaning.

[TheDragonsword123]

*Turns chair around* ITS A TRAP

[TimeKaiser]

The "Online Exclusive" clip should've been more of Nancy's wisdom. She's the smartes one on the show.

[Davisrullzs]

I think we should call in Admiral Ackbar. He will know for sure if it's a trap.

[miretchin]

0:27 The black lady's expression... nough said

[LobsterPotsticker]

lol Thousands of years

[Sarothi]

Oh, they're gonna wait until it's dark.. and then they're gonna bring out their dragons..

[matrixch88]

The lady should be given more time to talk, she gets the facts.

[belittle12]

We all have that friend who is a "gymnastics fan"

[lcdrizzle757]

At 0:52 there's a typo!

[TheLeviathanZero]

@lcdrizzle757 Lol, your right. Poltics

[friendlymojito]

they've got all those stone warriors just waiting for the right magic spell and they come alive, and they'll take our athletes...

OMG i'm dying right now!

[EB88]

"OH they're gonna wait until it gets dark... and they're gonna bring out their DRAGONS"

[SlearnStudios]

@EB88 and then all the stone warriors waiting for the right magic spell will come alive and take our athletes and tie them to the trees...

[sergateway]

the black lady always makes me laugh. theyre gonna attack us with dragons

[ytWatchhound]

@sergateway

dont forget the stone warriors.

[CarlTrooper]

@sergateway I love when people like you cant quote something when it was just said... or even just rewind it to hear it again... then 100's of more morons think its right.

We are doomed.

[krbosak]

@sergateway Why ppl think that the least sophisticated joke of the movie is the funniest one? Kids took over youtube?

[kollintrevallion]

no- we CAN be sure that it is a trap.

[Ruthlesscritic]

Hilarious, but confused Falun Gong with Tia Chi. Actually a major difference. Just pointing it out.

[yozulu]

@Ruthlesscritic you did not get the joke...

[HEYxITSxBOB]

@evee44 Haha x3 Hell yeah.1st Channel I've found in ages that makes me laugh

[UFOJockey]

What is Admiral Ackbar's standpoint?

[thecrossfirecrew]

@UFOJockey

"THAT DEATHSTAR IS COMPLEATLY OPERATIONAL

ITS A TRAAAAAAAAAAAAP"

[HEYxITSxBOB]

They're just gonna wait till it's Dark..Then they gonna Take out their Dragons!xDD

[PhoenixEgg0]

rofl slow motion fight scenes... that's hilarious. speed them up and they can be problematic ehh

[DynamicScherzo]

I started laughing just looking at the title. Oh god.

[garyqian11]

fucking bullshit and no taste all of them , wake up dick heads!

before Ben- Laden blows your heads off.

[TheDarkMonk789]

@garyqian11 learn some spelling and that sentence might acctually be frightening.

[MrSafetymeeting]

@garyqian11 Right on garyqueen. Osama is probably still out there just waiting in a cave to blow some heads off. Laughing my ass off

[elessar1313]

256 athletes are still stuck in beijing

[CPLRedmond]

If you even remotely for a second thought that this was a real news broadcast, you are a retard.

[emilypuss1]

LOOL SOOO FAKE!

Its passesd anywayy

[chanceryals1]

@emilypuss1 yeah its fake news it was a joke what you never heard of the onion

[JimCausington]

Nothing ever goes right for Clifford Banes...

[splattyfish]

LMFAO

[zellmer]

It'll take a few more years for the cancer from all the pollution to develop, but we're getting close aren't we? Still where a million times better then Canada's recent pile of crap though.

[roncool11]

@zellmer What? What the fuck did we do? Canada's fine. Stop listening to your propaganda. In fact recently there is nothing bad that's happened in Canada. Even our banks own your banks. Literally. Your economic crisis was so shitty all the major Canadian banks just bought up smaller American banks at dirt cheap prices. Oh and Canadians also bought all your foreclosed houses cause they were so cheap. Thanks, my family just got a nice vacation home in Arizona for almost nothing.

[alskoy]

@roncool11 You mad bro?

[CoolHacks4Free]

The stadium will probably fall down when the wind hits it because it was Made in China, $5 on eBay.

[LyokoTravels]

It's Trap XD .....

[rivmikant]

It's a trap!

[hempartist420]

the black lady always makes me laugh

[neonaction]

god i hate the commercials, I dont fucking care if the number 85 defines you or not OK? I don't give a shit. seriously.

[Grawperthenerd96]

252 chinese citizens watched this.

[insaninater]

ITS A TRAP!

[chidorikio]

hahahaha,,,,,lol XD

[canon888888]

This video is a joke comedy show.

[stevemacaque]

I love how people are angry with this video

the whole thing is a satire of morons who actually thought that china wanted to kill us all

people who cant realize that are idiots because everything the onion does is so over the top that it cant be taken seriously

[baraclude]

This is a joke right lol. Anyway, i have heard too much from the west criticizing, mostly predictions, how what bad things china will do. Now look back in time, all proven wrong.

[Kerithanos]

No, see, China would just run them over with tanks.

[dpcun]

what are they talking about?

[YingXingDeChiBang]

comedy comedy comedy

[tafxkz]

floating but connected 

[InsanePickle007]

Admiral Ackbar will know what to do!

[fdoca]

A low class, stupid joke,

these people are 7 years old babies !!!

[Forgottenboomer]

as best said by a wise Admiral "ITS A TRAP!!!!!!!!!"

[Eastwind99]

@OneNationUnderGod:

Yes, the world is aware of how the Americans rain bombs and nuclear weapons on the babies in EVERY countries they invade: Korea, Vietnam, Iraq, Afghanistan...in the name of their god(sic).

American people are brainwashed by the US government to oblivion. They don't even know: their country was born out of THE most horrible genocide in history. "You harvest what you sow." - The judgment day comes you ALL American criminals will go to hell and burnt in the eternal flame!

[unclearimage]

@Eastwind99 no other country has done more to bring peace to the world, to provide rights to every inhabitant, and to further the freedom and message of religion and God. Every country has commited acts of war, or made mistakes. To dismiss the good America has done because of a few instances is insanity. If we reap what we sow- (WW1 victory over tyrants, WW2 victory over hitler to save Europe, donating BILLIONS to people in need.) we should do very well.

[benchmstr]

@Eastwind99 you mention nuclear weapons yet name no courntry we have used nukes on?...your arguement is baseless

as far as Korea, Vietnam, Iraq, and Afghanistan go?...dont start shit, and there wont be shit..

[redliberation]

@benchmstr It's incompetent fools such as yourself that show how humanity has failed itself and makes me truly giddy for the apocalypse.

No explanation is needed, merely re-read you're statement -"Dont start shit, and there wont be shit"-

I truly hope that you're ingenious idea will grace the world leaders so this pathetic excuse for a species can finally slide into extinction. Good day and enjoy you and you're family dieing slowly from a radioactive cloud. -Turns Off Pain / Red Soviet-

[alwaystheirtocomment]

@redliberation u are such a troll

[redliberation]

@alwaystheirtocomment No, not really. When I read a comment that is utterly foolish & completely ignores historical fact, it gets my blood flowing.

-Turns Off Pain / Red Soviet-

[benchmstr]

@redliberation wow...you wrote all that without even prooving a point...your parents must be proud...sounds like they did the best they could with what they were working with though....and humanity has nothing to do with being a pussy..such as yourself..

[redliberation]

@benchmstr Is that all you have..? I didn't feel a need to "Prove a Point", as I stated the point is in your statement.

If you're too ignorant to see the foolishness in your quote (Which I assume you are, considering you posted it) then what more should I say?

I simply look at the world realistically

Nice reply, "your parents must be proud"... When it gets to that level of immaturity I take my leave.

-Turns Off Pain / Red Soviet-

[benchmstr]

@redliberation i will take this rambling you wrote as a cop out from a moron...good day, thanks for playing, i own your mind...hope this helps..

[redliberation]

@benchmstr You sure do keep the lulz coming now don't you? I love how you continue to express your incompetence. Each reply has been more of the same, avoiding any subject that requires more than half an IQ point to exchange words about. It's always so cute how children will try to make a point about something they know nothing about, then when an opposing argument is made they change the subject and try to look tough.

Du arschgefickter hurensohn! Fikk Dich Mit Fire! <3

-Turns Off Pain-

[benchmstr]

@redliberation you still havent made your point which leads me to believe you were molested...HARD as a child...its ok, you dont have to project your faults, and fears on others.....even if they are laughing at you, and not with you...hope this helps..

[stevemacaque]

@Eastwind99 what fucking genocide created america again? did we kill millions in the boston fucking tea party? fuck u slut

[seanalienko]

for anyone who is defending china: loosen up!! this is a comedy! relax and get a laugh... lol! it can't be more obvious, it's fake and not intend to disparage china. it makes jokes on anything!. please don't take it personal or serious..

[qqhk22]

娼妓生的人臉禽獸雜種黑鬼奧巴馬，最棒吹牛騙人，是畜牲禽獸集一­身的人渣，現暫時領導真正邪惡軸心國美國，美國人和澳洲人是英國­禽獸畜牲的囚犯後代，英國鬼和美國鬼到處搶奪及殺害其他弱國的人­，是真正邪惡軸心國，北約歐洲是邪惡軸心國附從國，是魔鬼的化身­。

[Speedj2]

bring out their dragons ROFLMAO

[mackenzieeful]

lol dragons!

[Roflmfaozorz]

I know this may be a joke, but it's a bad joke. It's not even funny and it is quite offensive. Let's see another country perform an opening ceremony as marvelous as the one the Chinese managed to pull off.

[Steven9711]

Wow! RACIST!!!!

[fdoca]

Olympic is for the world citizen's endurance and excellence in sport not only for China, ..This TV is so stupid to bashing China, Not fair and disgusting media

China spent 4 years and US $10 billion dollar plus for the greatest ever olympic in human history, and for the world people to enjoy

With US $10 billion china can build 2 aircraft carriers but choose not to do so

instead spent on this event.

Go China, lead the world to forever peace for mankind.

[stubsfahey87]

@fdoca this is a fake satirical news show, you know ...sort of like Saturday Night Live, The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, The Colbert Report, This Hour has 22 minutes, etc. The fact that you took this seriously makes me pity you foo...lol :D

[0neNationUnderGod]

@fdoca are you aware that the chinese kill their babies?

[stubsfahey87]

@fdoca Canada only spent 6 billion and we didn't have to shut off all of our vehicles and factories because of polution and and it only took 2 years to build the richmond oval & the canada line between Richmond and Vancouver B.C