no they aren't they are corrupt assholes. they'll take an innocent kid, beat the shit out of him, make his parents pick him up and they have to pay a fine.
I like it when Johnny is drivin for the gumball, chris goes "I know where gonna die on this trip i just dont know when" it normally wouldnt be funny if someone said that, but he just makes everything fukn crack up.
the second clip is hilarious because he is about to start cracking up haha but yeah Chris Pontius speaks a language where everthing he says is funny lol
@VomitDoll666 I couldnt agree more man. After so many clips of the cars racing their way through Russia, Pontius says this line I just died of laughter.
This is soo good! I think about this quote every time I see a police officer drive by now. =)
Imnotanelectrician 4 days ago
Stern...Stern, but fair.... hahahah
BiineeBasher 3 weeks ago
pontius is the most quotable man on earth
MyBadLanguage 1 month ago
Stern, but fair.
nickpro11 4 months ago
this from gumball hehe
Dion88ESP 4 months ago
If i had a dollar for every pixel in this video, i'd have a buck.
GrapeJamAndFish 4 months ago 7
i say "stern but fair" from time to time. all thanks to pontius.
JIHADJESSE 4 months ago 4
The description :') I love the way he says it. xD
NyappyRawrrr 5 months ago
1 person doesnt like the russian police
UnliklyProductions 5 months ago
Love how he can't keep a straight face while doing it, this is sooo funny.
Gavin12345678910 5 months ago
almost sounds like he's sayin sturmgewehr ( german ww2 assault rifle , the first assault rifle ever designed and produced... )
GodlessMartyr666 5 months ago
Well Russian Police, a fucking Latvian Gnagtser stole my car!
Unskibunski 5 months ago
Gumball 3000!
NVAKiller113 6 months ago
Just like the green iguana.
xxxJ3R4Z1Lxxx 6 months ago
I'm a police officer in Russia and I like this video. Perfect description of us.
72Armed 7 months ago 3
@72Armed No, You are not.
MilanPavlovicSmolkov 6 months ago
Chris Pontius Sexy and funny
Domineefrnkk 7 months ago
GUMBALL 3000
R1s3Ab0v3 7 months ago
Fuck you TheGuitar1maniac!!!!! FUCK YOU!!!
Absoluteno0ob47 7 months ago
i love pontius he makes me laugh
oo0GameOver0oo 7 months ago
Lmfao why is this so funny
TS1613 7 months ago
Fucking Russia! I Hate this!
TheGuitar1maniac 8 months ago
0 dislikes because we're stern. stern, but fair.
skellysnappy 8 months ago 22
STERN BUT FAIR
mcpaul7 8 months ago
I remember watching this YEARS ago. Time flys
brightlights456X 9 months ago
lmao didnt they get busted like 8 times there
MrPurinization 10 months ago
This is great stuff man ;D Chris, Johnny and Steve o ALL the f*cking way!
Insany92 10 months ago
hahaha you can't have a bad day after watching a video of pontius
nickrtvt2 11 months ago
111 PEOPLE WERE CAUGHT MY THE RUSSIAN POLICE
IAMAFACILITATOR 11 months ago
O, ЭТО ОЧЕНЬ АКТУАЛЬНО, ПАРНИ !
MrOliwow 1 year ago
the best part was when he said the russian police were stern but fair
MrMadness87 1 year ago
Lol. And he remembered this and said it on wildboys when they were talkin about a lizard or sumthin like that. Lol
MCR0405 1 year ago
Love it.
ImmuneToFearr 1 year ago
haha favorite part
noobz0r 1 year ago
the 93 people are stern but fair
furrysega7 1 year ago
no they aren't they are corrupt assholes. they'll take an innocent kid, beat the shit out of him, make his parents pick him up and they have to pay a fine.
Ukrainian police is even worse. fucking cunts.
ImSoFuckingHandsome 1 year ago
i like jaguar gymnastics
Ghostx0x3 1 year ago
I couldnt stop laughing when he said it the third time xD
ExpoRules 1 year ago 2
I like it when Johnny is drivin for the gumball, chris goes "I know where gonna die on this trip i just dont know when" it normally wouldnt be funny if someone said that, but he just makes everything fukn crack up.
Waddelz 1 year ago
@Waddelz Latvian Gangster...
"You think they're really gonna jack us? With 15 cars or more...and some of us know karate..."
thatdoomguy666 1 year ago 3
If you watch Wildboyz season 4, episode 5: Chris says the same thing about an iguana. "The green iguana. Stern, stern but fair." lol
omzzzzz 1 year ago 12
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ExpoRules 1 year ago
@ExpoRules
What...Chris and Pontius are the person.
omzzzzz 1 year ago
@omzzzzz ow... I didn't know :$
ExpoRules 1 year ago
@ExpoRules
lol :)
omzzzzz 1 year ago
HAHahahaa. funny guy
omzzzzz 1 year ago
<3 <3 <3 this video
jbran3 1 year ago
ANYONE HAVE THE ORIGINAL MUSIC LIST TO THIS EPISODE???
BittenMitten 1 year ago
jajajajja
26633161 1 year ago
Best video on youtube lol
flskim906 1 year ago 4
another great pontius statement: Is it wrong to be strong? you be the judge
FatumIgnis 1 year ago 4
damn right he is
jpprr 1 year ago
God, Chris Pontius is soo hot!
MrsMichaelBruno343 1 year ago 2
stern...................stern but....fair
nickatina40 1 year ago
i rofl'd when i saw this @ gumball rally 3000 3 times :P its so simple , but true =)
lordeppiothe1 1 year ago
He was definitely high.
twztd28 1 year ago
what kind of car are the jackass guys driving a peter aor beetle does any body knows!!?
TheSand19 1 year ago
I have this profounding statement on my t-shirt.
" Russian Police
Stern.. Stern, but Fair."
plzhealme 1 year ago
@plzhealme cool were you get it?
bakuganultramaster50 1 year ago
hahahahahah stern ... stern but fair
iTzzEuphoriaaaaaa 1 year ago
I remember this, the gumball 500 special. Stern but fair, it's like a fucking motto, near to unforgetable
goatambush 1 year ago
favorite quote ever
noobz0r 1 year ago
whats the name of that russian folk music anyone plz tell me lol
Triganometry34 2 years ago
the song is called "podmoskovnye vechera"
letmeintothebox 1 year ago
@letmeintothebox dude do u happen to know what artist this particular version is from if u dont know that is fine
Triganometry34 1 year ago
nope, i don't know that, but it sounds like an instrumental version. You can also try searching "moscow nights" - it is the same song
letmeintothebox 1 year ago
@letmeintothebox thanks
Triganometry34 1 year ago
lol!!!
ruubern 2 years ago
God, he's such a motivational speaker.
Z3RO0RD1E 2 years ago 5
after the third time he says it theres a song with time lapse driving, does anyone know the song name?
reegmeister 2 years ago
Stern but fair!! lol
metalmagic213 2 years ago 2
haha they bribed the police
BoosieBoosieBoosie 2 years ago
the second clip is hilarious because he is about to start cracking up haha but yeah Chris Pontius speaks a language where everthing he says is funny lol
alhmbw72 2 years ago 4
haha i love your description...he certainly is setting the facts straight...Pontius=funniest member of Jackass!!!!!
GreenBayFanatic82 2 years ago 96
@GreenBayFanatic82 pontius is the funniest member of jackass, and brandon dicamillo is the best out of the cky crew!
420fungi 10 months ago
@GreenBayFanatic82 Pontius in my opinion made jackass...steveo meh but pontius is hilarious...oh yeah i like this song turn it up!!
afro20man 5 months ago 3
PONTIUS IS DAT FUKIN MAN
ballzandgutz 2 years ago 4
chris pontius rules man
djdogjuam 2 years ago 2
haha, it's so much funnierwhen you watch it together with the rest of the gumball clips though.
VomitDoll666 2 years ago 53
@VomitDoll666 I couldnt agree more man. After so many clips of the cars racing their way through Russia, Pontius says this line I just died of laughter.
TemplarReturns 9 months ago
this gets me everytime
mikeyg333 2 years ago 4