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  • Gadamn that looks fun! I'm putting that on my bucket list.

    #2 roughneckin in the sun gettin paid!

    #1 in porkin Kim Kardasheian.

  • My video we went on the pump on/off time was 50 seconds. If it wasnt winter we wouldnt have had to close the kelly cock and waste 10 seconds to open and close it. o and my vid is just 2 roughys

  • Pretty slow connection considering there was 2 roughys and the motorhand. Does that rig not have a kelly spinner? Much faster to spin in the mousehole rather than use a chain.

  • 3 star wanted level???

  • we need that oil damn it whoo!

  • my crew are just a fast, but nice team work,,,roughneck for life.

  • Thats bad motherfucker connection they made fastest i have seen

  • Russia may have some one to lock for some day. when thay know how to worrk hard. but realy your timing was good.

  • women

    

  • i can see every straight creaming u know what....while watching this...much respect.

  • hell ya that is what i was born for i tried going north for the money, but there is way to many lame dik mother fkers up there, not to mention they will give any burger flipper that knows absolutley nothing about rough necking a job be it a roughneck or saftey man(fags) and evan a pusing job its dumb and they wonder why they cant keep all those worms from losing a leg every otherday. any ways i came back home where the real roughnecks are.

  • @coleleo86 where is home?

  • what a bunch of pussys what the fuck is a hse consultant and pfmdaddy what a cunt

  • Awsome connection guys! 

  • As an HSE consultant, it was pretty damn tough to watch!

  • @TXRottguy Fuck your rules, your jusl like all the fucking POG's in the Marine Corp that would "what if?" every fucking mission! The point of this video is a fast connection, and it is. Now you gotta come in and OSHA the shit out of it!

  • And for u few who can't tell time it was 1 minute 18 seconds drill to drill. just over one minute. Not just under two.

  • I think I speak for all the central states roughnecks when I say would yall like some French cries with that whaaaa burger? Cryin over spilt mud and cigs when the holes prolly not even 1000 ft deep. Go back to ur st80's and ur top drives that make connection for u. Pretty damn soon they'll make machines to run ur machines for u and leave ur ass at home watching YouTube videos wishin ur ass had learned how to do it the hard cheap way cause maybe then u nights kept ur job. Nice connection

  • PPE and spills haha fuck off, its mud they spilled, you spill more when you dump your fuckin coffee on the ground. and i dont know how much rigging youve done in the sun but id of paid to of ben loud to rig in the summer without fuckin coveralls on here in Northern Alberta, besides not many people live if the well blows up.

  • @bigwoodz420 FUCK YEA! Nicely said

  • Those guys look to be about 175 but they are in shape.

  • whats so bad ass about this? go fishing

  • Let me educate you stress316.It doesn't sound as if you have been offshore so the crew we have on the rigfloor is 3 roughnecks and a derrickman.Most times a roughneck is up the stick and 2 roughnecks work the floor.As for roustabouts we have 4 on our crew and they work the deck.Oh yeah,they guys are real badass! lol Also I am saying otherwise that those guys are shit! lol

  • Those guys are badass. And anyone who says otherwise are just lying to themselves.

  • Absolute pish! It makes me laugh watching these plastic roughnecks at work! Come out to the North Sea boys and see real roughnecks in action.Typical gung-ho Yank macho amateur wankers! Boring!

  • @monarchming lol.. with what, a 20 man crew? On land you gotta carry your own weight.. not like offshore where you have 5 roughnecks & 10 roustabouts & 3 derrick hands.. lol

  • Hah it took 3 of them!!

  • it is just under 2 min., common, but lets talk about all the rules being broken. putting a rag on moving pipe, no frc's, smoking, using a 5' bar on rotaty bushing,and no safety glass's?. i have 24 years, ive done old school and new school, i will post a video of a crew doing a min conn using st-80 and mud bucket! and having the propper ppe on! this crew is asking for an accident.i pray that this crew see's this as a wake-up call ! before its to late.

  • @pfmdaddy there's no way in hell you have a hook in less than a minute using ST-80's and a mud bucket, because if the 80's aren't stored all the way back it is against regulations and it takes every bit of half a minute just for them to reach the tool joint.

  • @pfmdaddy These guys are worms or greens. The World's Most Unsafe Roughnecks is a most appropriate title. I couldn't imagine operating shirtless on a rig in Dakota. Besides, the cold, it's just NOT prudent given the equipment and risks attendant to it.

  • makin up a joint is faster than breakin it.....lets see it all.....throw that fuckin chain and keep it out of the tool joint.....lol

  • level up that derrick ,hand...looks like a old patterson uti rig......new oilfield dont know nothing bout throwing chain and working them tongs

  • good job guys

  • good job guys Fuck, fight or trip pipe!!!

  • Thats how you roughneck!!!!!! I'm surprised there isnt any Canadians on here talking S*** LOL

  • nice job nice smooth and no complainin by the driller u might not see the no shirt thing in wyoming LOL good job

  • thats how its done, its funny to read some of these comments and you can tell all of the worms worrying about screens cig's and other things, its called fast holing and maybe its a turn key job or they just want to be best on the rig and make the most hole in their tour. plain and simple we did it for years this away todays oilfield is a joke same job but more bullshit to deal with...nicely done guys brought back good times when work was fun and the play was hard

  • these guys suck. No PPE and a spill, very sloppy work

  • PP POOP! Nobody puts on or out like roughnecks, lol all good boys but weres the shit talking?! U roughneckingmotherfuckers lol

  • Where's the PPE?

  • Yes perhaps there are faster guys out there but if you want say you are faster than you most be able to provide evidence. A humbling video to me, the work people do, in comparison most of us have it easy.

  • I didn't see the tongs break the connection just started spinning the table. Also you don't use pipe screens?

  • GET SOOOOOMMMMEEEE

  • nice connection boys! nice and smooth...

  • Me n my buddy do this shit faster no need of 3 guys just 2, Im not tryin to be a dick but is true,,, there still guys even faster than us... So if u r tryin to show off,,,, sayin that the world fastest please just show some fuckin respect cuz there is faster roughnecks,,, the title should be fast 3sum roughnecks

  • @savier70 I am 30 years old and still live with my mom and dad. They keep telling me to throw away my comic books and get a job besides my little lemonade stand i got on the front lawn. I wake up at 12 noon everyday. Do you think i could cut it as a roughneck? Honest answer please!!!

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  • What blows my mind is that one of the roughnecks is SMOKING while changing pipes!!!! Now That's something!!!.......

  • @cocoloco2001 they might still be at surface however thats mud coming out of the drillpipe so i may be wrong

  • A robot would do the job faster and better.

    But human labour is cheaper.

  • @wasistdaswasdasist these guys r making $60k + each so yeah this JOB IS VERY DIFFICULT

  • @KRewind

    very difficult job? lol if your a pussy. I'm making 80k as a roughneck, E Z money baby.

  • @PsychoKrusha I hate when fools try to act all hard. Its usually pussys that try to act hard.

  • @PsychoKrusha yeah it's mostly a lot of screwing the pooch broken up by a few brief moments of oh god i'm in hell. But I like it *evil grin*

  • @KRewind pft not really. I've had construction jobs that were harder

  • Your time around 1 minute, some other videos show guys taking three times as long, or more, with dudes wandering around like idiots and not working together. Good stuff. Get that oil

  • Get er done boys days off right now

  • how does someone get in their foot in the industry

  • Gotta love trippin

  • haaxxxx...

  • did that guy have a cigarette in his mouth??? WTF

  • Fuck yea that's how you get shit done like a fuckin boss

  • Norway, have machines doing the same job. why do you americans doing it the old way ?? i know you guys also have the same tech as we do! so im just wondering why?. replace those guys with a hydraulic pipe conector and you would be able to reduce the amount of people getting harmed. and yeah the way you guys doing it is not faster. maybe cheaper thou, but still this is the tech we used back in the 70's.

  • @haarstad88 well lets think that one over, we have these rigs already made, they still work, and buying newer better rigs is expensive. Yes it is very true that top drives and coil rigs are faster, safer, etc... but this is also an industry about saving money.

  • @haarstad88 because the companies over here are cheap. they are about getting money in the now, not if it will help out in the long run.

  • there fast but can they go that fast for 12hrs trippin in or out??????

  • damn, you fools drilling at like 500 rpms!?

  • Workin on a rig is not about bein to fast dont get me wrong its impressive till somebody gets killed i respect all roughnecks cause i am one but i also like to see the death rate go down a little bit - safety first

  • Now that's a crew. Where can I find guys like that. My hands are all worms compared to these guys. Be safe guys.

  • Don't miss any of this.Worked 75 to 94 land/offshore.Lucky to even be alive so many brush with death.Close.Throwing chain freezing rain.Sleepy driving home.Iron Ass Supervisors.10 hour crew boat rides.Got out 94 Merchant Marine ever since.Make 3X the money Bosn Mate.But made me Texas Tough.

  • Do they need to have their shirts off? Not that im complaining

  • @Damroughneck surface hole dickhead

  • @crow0727 really tired of these punk ass bitches diggin through comments on here from months ago and then commenting on something of mine and i have to figure out what the fuck they're talkin about...god dam everybody has to have an oppinion. Reminds me of a fuckin woman, just shut the fuck up and go stick ur dick in the ground.

  • I did my time on the Drilling Rigs in the Australian desserts in the 90's and we were probably seeing the last of the old hiballin tough bastards, those old timers would whip your ass with your own tong line if ya didn't move fast enough (rev that motor up and get that cathead at top speed and if ya weren't quick enough, ya wouldn't be sittin for the rest of the day). I worked with some fast crews and I certainly wasn't a slouch on the drill floor but these blokes take the cake

  • must be the States...yer drillin naked!

  • I've done WAYYYYYY faster and SAFER than that. Just a matter of time till the motorman eats the tongs!!

  • Fuck, Fight, or Trip Pipe. lol!!!! I worked on a double, that will work your ass off! I don't know if rigs like these exsit anymore. They've taken all the fun and culture out of the patch these days.

  • Good job boys! Now back to scrubbin'

  • These guys are fairly fast but the third man helping out being the derrickman makes life a lot easier and faster. I worked on singles in the early 80's that looked just like this. We often had to work short handed and still got the job done. As far as to all the bitchin' about safety, there were little to no safety guidelines back then and presume that this is an old video. Had a crap load of fun working my arse off while making very good money.

  • @MrLouisPoole Any Drill I worked on had 2 Roughnecks and a Motorman that is 3 on the floor. The only time we worked with 2 was if there was no Roustabout and alot of pipe cleaning to do, usually surface hole.

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  • this is efficient but not quick

  • Hell of a crew! Makes me wonder if they have triped a few pieces of pipe.

  • one name for that rig widow maker rig floor covered in shit dumb fucks prolly never even locked the table out before he stuck the fucking crow bar in the kelly bushings looks like a real nightmare!!!!! kelly rigs are out dated thing of the past !!!!!!

  • @wwatson44 This is a first class connection but I sort of agree with the crowbar thing. I have seen a 110 kg roughneck get thrown across the floor with a snapped fema when the driller accidentally kicked the rotary table in. If this was a big open A frame derrick, then Rig management and Driller should be sacked, otherwise fairly unavoidable on a carrier rig and when I worked on them not many people liked you taken the time to lock and unlock the table in this situation

  • My compliments for the speed...but who is youre safety officer? Without shirt? Naked?!?!

  • amazing!

    

  • what is that 2 7/8 tubing ? 

  • I don't understand where you get off saying guys like these are the reason for all the safety shit. Clearly they kno what they are doing. All that safety crap is horseshit man. Why can't people just leave a roughneck alone so he can make a living. Accidents do happen and if you've worked in the oilfield you kno that aint nothin gonna stop that iron out there. The reason for all the new safety is because pieces of shit go out for one day, don't like it and say they rolled their ankle or hurt the

  • I wish I knew what oil company they're drilling for so I can make sure I don't own any stock. smoking?. . .what if they got a kick?. . .even as shallow as they must be, judging from the kelly speed, they could still hit a methane pocket in a layer of lignite.

    no safety glasses?. . no shirts?. . .morons. I scares me the lack of experience working today.

  • Sorry but this is not quick , it's slick ,but not quick . Equipments running good although some safety issues here with ppe but generally the guys know what they doing . It's repetative work though eh ! . Through em a curve ball then see how quick they are . Not one of these guys ever looked up . Gotta be aware of your surroundings fella's . Stay alert . Look like these guys are just going through the motions . Not impressed !!

  • @DumbassGalleyBoy i seen more things wrong with this lesson id like to see these guys do some geo work .my time is 3.34 on a single work horse from stoping circulation to starting circulation and turnin to the right .i checked yesterday.

  • @DumbassGalleyBoy "Look Up and Live", the old boys used to say.

    The Motorman looked up?

  • i cant find an onshore drilling job im 18 and im having the hardest time finding a rig like this

  • OMG you guys are so brave. I am the wife of a roughneck and I cannot sleep when my man is gone. Please work safely to all roughnecks in the world. I am also a chemist so I know the dangers of the caustic that you mix and the dihydrogen sulfide pockets that come out of the ground. Please work as safely as you can for the sake of your families, especially your children. God be with you all. :)

  • Now them boys are making some hole. My hardhat off 4 them

  • Slick is all i gotta say.

  • anybody know what rig this is? they need the OHS out there to monitor them! Guys like these are the reason we got all this saftey bullshit to deal with nowadays in the oilpatch!!!! way too rammy for my liking!!!! its not how fast you can git the job done its how safe you can do it!!

  • what a bunch of worms,, torqueing pipe with the table?? might have got a morning tour job in okla,,, until some real roughnecks kicked their asses!! I thew chain for 16 years in the okla and west texas fields, only cause I was the best chain hand ever, we ran a 100 foot stand every 44 seconds all night long on 16,000 to 28,000 foot trips all day every day!! This driller needs busted back to ginsel for a long while

  • @odatmatt You talk big old mate, I think your full of shit.

  • @crow0727 this crew wouldn't have lasted the shift on the rigs I worked, I ran off way better hands every day. you had to be good and fast or as we said if you can't get it you can't stay. The boys on the rigs today are just that boys not a roughneck among all the videos posted on you tube. not only are these guys slow the never torqued the connection,,, wonder who had to sledge hammer it all out of the hole! far as my being full of shit were you a hand or just a ginsell getting in the way

  • @odatmatt Hey buddy don't have such strong opinions on things you know nothing about, slip to slip and pump to pump was incredibly fast. They set slips at 1:16 and pulled at 2:00. Yeah can't run any machine and man combo faster than that.

  • @pushintongs it's easy to be fast when you only do half of the job,, braking the old joint off with the table,, great way to kill your floor hands, never seen a snub line break?? one set of tongs to torque the connection,, never had to sledge hammer a string out or wash a joint off because the pipe wasn't torqued right?? It's a worm crew sorry but thats what it is,, I worked the deepest gas field in the US for 20 years and I have had to fish out strings that worms like these lost.

  • @odatmatt You're the same hand that worked chain for 16 years straight. What hand in their right mind would work chain that long. Didn't wanna drill push tools or latch some pipe come on hand, I can throw 13 wraps from the cellar and make it bark, but who wouldn't wnat to move up. All these internet warriors out here. Im sure you were on the biggest most old school rig out there to huh? so big you laid her over every afternoon to let the sun pass and a donkey for a rotary table.

  • @pushintongs yes I threw chain for 16 years st,, I worked the board when I had to and drilled when I had to, Twisted off when I wanted to twist, and although I through chain I worked motors love those big whites and 399 cats get me all fired up. derrick hand spent to much time in the mud house for me, as for big I worked the last 6 standard land rigs in the states and parker 201 which was the rig biggest then, parker 45 and 54 were 201 ft standards, 16 on chain and motors 4 derrick and drilling

  • @odatmatt LOL - Any chance of this in English? I know, I know - its oil drillers 'tech speak' (we have it too in the auto trade) but to an outsider like me, its gobbledy-gook! :-)

  • @odatmatt These boys work THEIR RIG faster than most

  • @pushintongs you know it isn't the floor hands that get me fired up in this video it's the driller,, he is going to kill some hands or cost some company big time! That breaking pipe with the table and making it up with one set of tongs is crap they do on hyd doubles, floor hands kill themselves if the driller doesn't teach them the right way, that is hard to do when you are taking shortcuts, and worse some worm driller will see this and think that the way it's done, do it fast, but do it right

  • very quick, but with no safety gear very unprofessional, just a matter of time for a fatality

  • In my time Sedco pushed a lot faster on the f*cking freezing drill floor on the North Seas. This is not fast. Or should I Sue Trans Ocean (Sedco) for underpaying us then?

  • @kroonvlag Sue my friend Sue

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  • no kelly cock huh?

  • 42 sec. slip to slip that is pretty fucking fast this day and age

  • smokin' a cig near the rotary table?. G-E rig 4, or maybe rig 6 back in 1981 became a big torch when a tool pusher flicked his lit cig near the table..Lung cancer, costly to your lungs...burning down a million dollar rig..PRICELESS

  • perfect connection. this should be shown to every new guy that thinks he's got a clue how to roughneck

  • @lordchandra

    Haha, not really sure of your reasoning! Are you off a top drive? Yes, you are right if it's a top drive because you will be drilling right away. This is a Kelly and I hate to burst your 'super roughneck' bubble but this is real time and these guys are doing a fantastic job!!!

  • Fuck must b nice in that temp I'm used to drilling in -20 to-60 up here in northern Canada !

  • @linwoooo hey, im thinkin of doing the mist and boiset courses for offshore rigs, i have worked on construction sites and have done hard work but i know this is tougher can u just explain to me what im getting myself into..... i know this is a stupid question but im just a bit nervous of getting the job and under performing and then realising how shit i am at life if ya know what i mean. slainte.

  • @IRELANDISMYCOUNTRY with that attitude? don't bother my friend!

    I'm surprised you even have a job in construction?

  • @linwoooo hats off to you guys up north too, or maybe hats on and jumpers on and jackets on and thermal undies on.................... Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr fukin freezin

  • This is a bull shit video if you ever worked on a rig you would know that the driller can not come down on the blocks as fast as he does when they finished the connection. This is a video that they recorded and then sped up. Coming from a "Real Roughneck".

  • @lordchadra "Real Roughneck"............. Baaaaaaahaaaaaahaaaa.

    You obviously weren't around in the Hiballin days.

    How did that expression go......."We aint gettin paid if the bit aint bouncin" and I do know it's not good to bounce the bit.

  • note how at 1:36 he knows exactly when to move his head to avoid gettin it cracked....thats experience 

  • WORST SAFETY PROCEDURE EVER!

    WORST PERFORMANCE EVER !

    PROBABLY THEY DON'T REALIZE THAT FOR THAT KIND OF JOBS IT'S NECESSARY WORLD CLASS CERTIFICATIONS, NOT JUST BALLS ...POOR GUYS.

  • @vrsafety and you stepped straight out of uni i suppose, some blokes actually get there experience working

  • wow...when you read the comments on this vid there is a lot of smack talk...other than a few safety issues it is still an excellent connection...if you think you are so good...post it and prove it!!

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  • In my company this is to slow to unsafety to unprofesional to old eqvipment to...

    And for people this is to many, maybe 2 but 1 is enough.

    Sory for bad english.

  • why not put some dope in the stump while you're just standing there with that chain

  • Now that is definately going through the motions... everyone was in sync perfectly almost.

  • race for speed.

  • Thats the way its done, a little more safety appearal would be nice.

  • Honestly....be careful.

  • I am Overweight too!! but I aint snortin yet! LMFAO!

  • Not Bad I guess...... Just be careful.....Roughnecks gotta stick together...but ya know a good patch hand never backs down......Smile g8d damnn it! Peace fellas....maybe ya got stirred up...least your thinkin now! Never hurts ya know. LOLOLOLOLPeace

  • See...... Wash the damn floor. Ya know.....FRESH WATER!

  • See......  Wash the damn floor.

  • pro

  • Thats what happens when you know your stuff

  • Why are there 3 of you losers working the floor?

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  • I just started workn floors. these boys are fuckn cowboys. its impressive lads. gd shit.

  • there's fuck all impressive about this....you'll look good wrapped up in the stump....but give'r shit boys

  • to mr dirty butt,they`re drilling surface with water...you`re probably too old to get it anywhere in kansas...

  • @billiedreher Alright then, I give ya tha water bit! BUT..... ITS GONNA LEAVE A MARK! Good luck boys and keep your hats on and ya know the ol sayin .... dont put your hands where ya wouldnt put your cock! Peace...I am a stoner now....FROM ROUGHNECKIN! EXPERIENCE! IT AINT ALWAYS YOUR FAULT WHEN YA GET HURT!

  • Hey Drilla! Shake the pipe dumbass! Hey chainhand! She didnt make all the way up either!, Hey Tong hand! Tie your tongs back dumbass! These aint the fastest, I GUARANTEE! I been doing this for 25 years, these guys are slow, probably because the driller is making it very muddy for them...doesnt have to be that way.

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  • I bet yalls tool pusher is a fat ass cuz yall make his job extra easy.

  • This job looks like it sux....

  • That just the way it was back then,. like every thing else we eventually over time made things safer in the oil patch. But it was wild and fast everyday was like a rodeo, You took pride in gettin er done in weather as hot as hell to 40 below zero, tripping thousands of feet of pipe layin it down running casing DST's cement jobs what ever. No front end loader just a cat line and a boom line no kelly spinner, just us. And the partyin after work was another story.Crazy times. Better now much safer.

  • Wow these guys are fast.  When they put in the new pipe, it's like watching a nascar pit crew.

  • haaxxxxxx...

  • a friend of mine is about to start soon. he's a pretty smart and strong guy so i would think with time he'd get the hang of it. any helpful advice guys? Is it as dangerous as everyone says...depending on what it is they have you do?

  • @mikelsaint it is dangerous, I work for a drilling company in FL called Youngquist Brothers and saw a couple of accidents, tell him this "don't put your hand where you won't put your d!CK!!" and also to watch his feet cuz if a pipe get in top of your feet forget about your fingers!! Good Luck for him!

  • thats how ya make a hook right there

  • good fucking job you  guys work around each other for a while huh

  • DAM GOOD JOB MEN, BEE SAFE

  • No shirts, no safety glasses, no pickup nubbin, no pipe spinner ......NO PROBLEM!!! You guys rock.

  • @walperstyle ...they would never work like that on drill rigs in australia....yea saferty is important guys!!!!.....

  • @walperstyle and buddies got a f*ckin smoke in his mouth!! wheerrre the hell is this??

  • Looks typical speed to when I roughnecked in the 50's. Back then rigs drilled on footage rather than day work and time was money.

  • Okay, so I was in the US Navy for 12 years. Did a lot of dangerous stuff....BUT THIS...makes being on a Flight Deck of my Destroyer look like Disney World with my kids! WTH!

  • lookin for better pay driller for five years love workin derricks 27 years old give me a call 618-308-0557

  • Them boys been workin together a long time they got it goin on. I thought i worked for some back woods drillin companies but this proved me wrong no shirt smokin on the floor throwin chains they can keep that shit im stayin in the gulf.

  • @robertp23 10 4, those guys just flowed, wlked off like it was another day at the office!

  • Theres always godda be some shithead whose got somethin bad to say.....fuckem boys u might runner' a little western but you get the job done ..nice work..fuck fight n' makem bite!!!

  • Thats fuck all. Fast, but noting out of the norm. I was roughnecking before i could grow a beard. makes you grow up fast and hard.

  • looks like your dome can get fucked up real easy