MTV TEEN MOM (SPOOF)

[xBanceLikesCupcakesx]

I'm from West Virginia .... :|

[Hoot2213]

@lbmoye hey look at you Americans you think we r some Eskimo hillbillies (I'm canadian and we speak perfectly normal) look at the way you Americans speak; hey y'all we gonna mosey on over to the saloon and drink some beer!

[iiLikeRubberDuckies]

My dad says if my boyfriend gets me knocked-up he's gonna make us eat the baby.. he has a sick sense of humor :/ and has scared the living daylight outta my boyfriend x . x

[kRaZiStefNumeroUno]

I'm 17 and I'm one of two people in my group of friends that is still a virgin (like it should be). I'm not ready for a kid when I'm still a kid myself!

5 of my friends are trying to graduate high school, handle a job, get scholarships for college AND raise a baby; all by themselves because the guy wussed out.

....Besides, my parents have threatened me with boarding school and killing whoever knocks me up :P

[lbmoye]

if i got pregnant i'd run away to canada, get drunk, then have someone call my parents and tell them im pregnant. no one can be mad while listening to canadians speak

[zanelovesville]

oh my thats like the hardest question ever!!! but i would tell my parents and take responsibility for my stupid self

[TabbiCatt116]

Uh.... I would probably die because I'm 12.... and I'd be the next Mary because I'm a virgin... like every twelve year old should be.

[googooberries]

im a fan of the show && this is hilarious!!

[dragon200032]

Aw fuck it I don't want a baby, I just to have fun yeah and smoke weed yeah that's fun!!!!! LOL!!!!!!!!

[blakehubbard757]

If i found out my GF was pregnant i would ruffie her drink, n kill two birds with one stone, and she's sitting right next to me unaware what i am saying, soo ruffie would be just as easy

[stupidlovething]

kid's are gonna have sex, that's just the way it is. even worse, stupid kids are going to have sex. please protect yourself.

[PocketMonsterAllie]

abortions  :P

[xxxthesparklezomiexx]

Teen mom gone right

[LostRocketC]

Thanks for being able to send a positive message in a funny way!

My sister had a kid around 17. She thanks you as well :)

[KaliBentleydotcom]

you're so right. :) I know I'm only 13 but I still understand the whole concept of this.

[nic95]

@th3stral I live in West Vagina too-i mean Virginia.

[TheKatD1]

yeah this may seem bad but i'd probably get an abortion, and i'd try to keep it a secret. but that's not gonna happen anyways.

[JESSI6127]

I love how u give advice to people but make it funny at the same time!

Your videos are funny & entertaining (:

[Ome153]

Love love love this vid!

[EvansHomeVideos]

XD

[LightningWolfang]

What would I do if I was pregnant? Look up ways to get a natural abortion. What? I ain't carrying a baby for 9 months then painfully giving birth to it just to put it in an orphanage or risk my life in the pregnancy and all ... I rather rid us both the baby and me from the potential future suffering

My name's Maria. I'm 16 and am a virgin (as it should be). Me being pregnant? It'd have to be ... THE NEXT BABY JESUS. But wait. I'm not Christian.

[Filmhawk]

@LightningWolfang ....wow..i love u LOL Thats exactly what im trying to tell people...:D thank you

[katrinawilliams348]

my sister has had two babies and she is only a year older than me (i'm 19) and my parents say i'm the one who isn't gonna do anything with my life

[steadric]

Dude you can act really well in my opinion

[xNo1sk8kidx]

that was the most fucked up blunt i've ever seen. ahahha

[UnHolyMiSF1T]

HAHAHAHA THAT BABY IS GONNA BE SOOOOOO UGLY HAHAHAHA ......that was the Fucking funny

[mrdretlu87]

im a man but if a was a pregnant woman i would beat the shit out of my stomach

[youngncrazy1]

Me getting pregnant isn't such a big deal. Cuz I'm twenty. But my younger sister is eighteen and is pregnant and my mom isn't very thrilled. I wanna wait until I am older and financially sound before I even consider having kids. But if something were to happen and I did get pregnant I would have to face it. And fortunatly I have a great boyfriend who is the type of guy to support the baby. He says he won't be a sorry dad and walk out. Becuz he knows that he had his hand in it as well.

[MrArchangelfilms1]

how long had u had that red wig?

[landraider101]

i hate babys and kids, so im not having sex till im like 23 lol

[LightningWolfang]

@landraider101 you could get sterilized :D 

[80gurlie]

Hahaha(: I wouldn't want to tell the rents but after a few months, I'm pretty sure they'd catch on xD

[MsCastellanos1]

I'm wit u

[MizzSierraBailey]

uh I got pregnant at 17 and I have a 6 month old baby now

btw its a choice

[bergers3333]

Amen Brother!!!

[girlrock221]

i call my bffl jamal

[theheartofkandrakar]

the baby is gonna be so ugly XD

[skaterjader]

Was good up to 1:49

Then i was like shut the hell up.

[cbertaut]

Well, my girlfriend and I would get the morning after pill...

If it was too late for that, then I'd be fucked.

[UndeadNocturneIX]

TELL THE MOTHER FLIPPING PARENTS! THE WORST THING WOULD BE FOR YOU NOT TO TELL!

Somewhere into the pregnancy:

Girl definitely showing: Yeah, uh, Mom, I'm sorta pregnant.

Mom: ]8<<<<<<< WHAT?!?!!? YOU TELL ME NOW?!?!?!?!?!!

[missyhere123]

give it up for adoupion

[chychyhamilton]

i would probley take care of the baby!

[MrSykeman]

*im sexually active n ill fuk anyfin!* lol ! pretty gud mate :)

[lifesucks1225]

i would freak but wouldnt tell my parents

[TheAden101]

stab myself 36 time

[Wilton2468]

You just made fun of one of my favourite shows! And that just made me love it even more!

I think half the reason for Teen's getting Pregnant are these TV shows. They see how some teen couples make it though just fine, and then they want a baby, thinking they'll be just the same way, but the thing it, most of them arn't that way, and there is WAY for teen mom's and dad's out there then what you see on shows like; 16 And Pregnant, and Teen Mom.

I'm not saying sex is a bad thing, just be safe.

[zombiehunter2010]

ill kick that baby's ass

[Luvbokkie]

I NEVER WANT TO HAVE KIDS!

If I found out I was pregnant I would tell my dad coz he'd help me get rid of the baby,you know abortion...but if I get knocked up here in Dubai then I could go to jail...but if my dad can get me back to Germany before any one notices then I'd be oky...

But my biggest problem would be,telling the father of the child O.O

[thejhonnyreb]

lmfao

thats gunna be one ugly baby

[flipadict]

yay new filmhawk!

[SplendidImperfection]

I sang Cucaracha the toy story song and you digged it.

That's to answer your question from blog TV, shortly before your internet failed us all.

[LittleDude072]

finally filmhawk is back

[GregsShades]

oh my fucking god i laughed so hard when i watched this!..favorite video of all time!

[countach27]

I liked the video :)

And yeah, people shouldn't make children until they're at least about 28

[Bobinti2]

lol

[SJeeShow]

If I was pregnant (which would happen to be quite surprising, since I'm not a lady) I would abandon him to follow my dream until I fail and wake up 25 years old, fat, not graduated and married to a pole dancer...

[dearestjen]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[Stewieguy187]

im still amazed how you can still make funny videos, i thought you were a one hit wonder, but  boy was i wrong, love your vids, keep em coming

[TheCurbsideStreaker]

I'm going to masters in math :) then ill be a navy seal. its in my blood.

[jsk8king]

hahaha yeah people should keep it in their pants cause they dont even know what kinda person they are havung sex with until they get prego. it could be an irresponsible douche bag who doesnt give a flying f about a child. my friend for instance would rather go buy some new nikes instead of seeing his child if it was somewhere he had to take a bus to get too

[Filmhawk]

@jsk8king Wow....thats what pisses me off people fucking up having kids and t hen not taking responsibily for there action. Thank you for the comment by the way :)

[Izendar]

Another great video! Good job on that one i must say. lol.

[Filmhawk]

@Izendar Thanks alot :)

[lov3andr33a]

haha xD lol awesome xD

[Filmhawk]

@lov3andr33a THANK you! :)

[BizarrelyFunny]

best of filmhawk yet! loving it :) and what id do if i was pregnant was wonder for two reasons: 1. its not anatomically possible 2. i havent been gettin any

[Filmhawk]

@BizarrelyFunny  hahahaha! LMao!

[fellonthedoorproject]

Dude this is on a whole other level of awesome. This could be your breakout video - nice one man :D

And, I'd be very surprised if I found out I was pregnant.

[Filmhawk]

@fellonthedoorproject hahaha! Thanks man worked pretty hard on this one

[DonVantel]

#28 - Most Discussed (Today)) - Comedy

[FlyingForFish]

lol this is almost exact to the real show!!!

[Filmhawk]

@FlyingForFish thank you! My girlfriend has made me watch this enough 0_o LOL

[mybigjimmy]

funny lool i like how u roll spliifs all screwed up LOL

[Filmhawk]

@mybigjimmy haha thanks buddy!

[JoeCatalyst]

after having freaked out for about a day.. I'd think...stuff

anyhoo, great video Filmhawk! it looks like you put a lot of time and effort in it =D

[Filmhawk]

@JoeCatalyst i did my friend i really did :)

[ImTheCanadianEh]

LOL THIS IS HILARIOUS :P

[Filmhawk]

@ImTheCanadianEh thanks alo tman :)

[natethegreat600]

LOL!!!! Funny ass video. I thought it was funny when you were outside in that outfit while cars were going by. Must have had alot of stares. If I had gotten a girl pregnant. Hmmmm...i don't know what I would do but I would be against abortion since I'm pro life. I don't need to worry about it because I didn't and I'm smarter than the idiots that would actually do it. You still have those stripper coupons and lets make sure we don't get any of them pregnant.

[DashieXP]

LOL, this was great! and it was nice to see you outside :D

[sk8ermcrroxx]

If i had a baby i think i would be rich .. well guys dont usually have those things O.o

[mrcartoonmusicvideo]

duder, good message, but your walking around outside with that outfit. starting to worry. lol p.s. that joint was one of the worst rolling jobs evar!.

[MykeRahburts]

Hilarious my man! It's sooo funny cuz that show 16 and prego is fucking retarded.

[Jakzerstoren]

that pot addict looks like he does more than just pot.... like... heroin...

[modyabc123]

YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX !!

[MykeRahburts]

@modyabc123 Wrong video...

[modyabc123]

@MykeRahburts Your mama is in the wring video ..!!

[MykeRahburts]

@MykeRahburts wring video? Nice...

[Lyserinc]

Just wanna add. That weed looks so real! Is it? :O

[azotjakter09]

hahah 

[regisor94]

Wow, this was so wrong on so many levels! LOL. Josh, you're insane, buddy!

But at least you made this into a positive message out of this all. It'd be great if this actually made a social impact for your viewers! Nice.

[Kie77]

Brilliant one Josh, I can see alot of work went into that. What did the local yokels make to you skipping down the street dressed as a gorgeous lady?

Well, I actually became a dad 2 months ago, I did tell my family...but then I am 33. Being a Dad is awesome - but like you say, have your fun as a teenager and a 20 something first.

WACHOW!

[Filmhawk]

@Kie77 Yea man people were staring at me running around in that wig. I think my landlord things im crazy! LOL i totally agree i think someday ill want to be a parent not now though :)

[Kie77]

@Filmhawk It's good to be a little crazy though, right?

[monedas209]

lmao

one of ur best vids

"slut" lol

liked the egg part dint c that coming

i would tell my parent c what happeneds after that

[Filmhawk]

@monedas209  Thank you!!!!!!!

[Lyserinc]

Don't have any time typing but, I so agree with you :)

[Filmhawk]

@Lyserinc  :) thank you

[Lalalove10188]

One of your best!! Sooo funny.

[Filmhawk]

@Lalalove10188 Thank Lala! :)

[Licmycat]

I thought about having an abortion once. Since the man who was the father was recognized an an irresponible, sex-crazed fool too late....but I found a man to marry instead. I love that daughter, but if I had known what that ass-wipe i married was gonna be like, I think I would have had it anyway. What man is fool enough to have an opinion about abortion if they are so irresponsible to leave their wives and children to starve if they find something else they want to screw? Got me mystified...

[Filmhawk]

@Licmycat Im so glad it worked out for you :) and you didnt go through with the abortion. But i bet when you look at your daughter its worth meeting that asshole.

Thanks for the great comment! I love comments like this :)

[Licmycat]

@Filmhawk No. It didn't work out for me. The guy I married stole my kids for money and little slaves when we split up. Now I get to feel horrible guilt when my baby has to go thru pain and misery for being forced here. Bad men are bad men and they do NOT deserve any kids!

[Licmycat]

@Licmycat U men seem to misunderstand. My children were stolen from me when they were little, but if I had HAD an abortion I wouldn't have to feel guilty for the pain and the misery they might have to go thru 'cause I FORCED them here. Too many men are bad men. 

[leroy18917]

this is funny dude

[Filmhawk]

@leroy18917 thanks leroy! :)

[amped0808]

she gave birth to a plastic baby. That had to be some special weed.

[Filmhawk]

@amped0808 oh let me tell you yes it was!!

[ddeizcue97]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[Filmhawk]

@ddeizcue97 im glad you enjoyed it :)

[JLINKtv]

awesome stunned move on this video!!!Thumbs up

[Filmhawk]

@JLINKtv thanks man

[JLINKtv]

@Filmhawk no prob man,this is way different then visuals eating carmel pie

[toucanmel94]

1. Go POSTAL on the Guy's balls

2. Run to Cuba, buy a milion cigars dirt cheap, then take them back to Canada and sell them 50 times what they're worth

3. ????

4. PROFIT

5. Possibly Commit Suicide should the FBI catch me

[TheRealStreetLight]

LMAO. This is one of my favorites now.

[sarahbull]

haha great video!!!!

If I was pregnant I probably would take care of the child and do whatever I needed to do. But I'm not dumb, so it's not gonna happen anytime soon. :o) haha!

[LoveSelena5793]

GO FILMHALK!

[CasaDeCucaracha]

Poor Jamal lol 

[Filmhawk]

@CasaDeCucaracha  LMFAO!

[TheMirrored]

Oh my fucking god this was great. XD. Fav and like. This was so ftw. totally sharing this on facebook.

[bowlingballout]

Teenage pregnancy is really a stupid thing this day and age.

Joke's on the saps that think having babies is fun or cool.

[LoveSelena5793]

" Oh Fuck It , I Dont Want A Baby , I Just Wanna Have Fun! " BEST.QUOTE.EVER.

[Filmhawk]

@LoveSelena5793  thank you :P!

[LoveSelena5793]

@Filmhawk Your Welcome! 

[DonVantel]

@LoveSelena5793 Help comment the hell out of this video to help filmhawk!!! Thanks for the comment!

[mariopawnch]

what would you do if your girlfreind was pegnant and it wasnt yours.........

[Filmhawk]

@mariopawnch throw it in the dumpster prolly.... :P idk hmmmm what i would do

[CurrentlyDisconected]

Pregnant shit dude you told me you had been snipped.

[DonVantel]

@CurrentlyDisconected Help comment the hell out of this video to help filmhawk!!! Thanks for the comment!

[misseyeliner101]

Lmao. I love you as a teenage girl! <3

[Droidek74415]

if I found out I was pregnant i would be very concerned becuse im a dude.

[Filmhawk]

@Droidek74415 LMFAO! HAHAHA best comment ever!

[DonVantel]

@Droidek74415 Help comment the hell out of this video to help filmhawk!!! Thanks for the comment!

[TheInsanityProd]

lol this is funny. The realistic version. I really dont understand other girls who want to get pregnant. I want to stay free of that as long as I can.

[Filmhawk]

@TheInsanityProd YES! Good thinking! Thats the way to go :)

[DBookaJunior]

I really needed this laugh. Thanks a lot!

[Filmhawk]

@DBookaJunior no problem :)

[TenRoc382k9]

why would anyone have sex with a fugly girl ???? LOL oh and hit that joint like a man... pussy's LMAO

[Filmhawk]

@TenRoc382k9  haha thanks for the comments :) it was my first time smoking rolled up tissue paper :P

[ace77man]

I love it brother, keep on doing such a great job on these videos. Oh and you a so Damn sexy dressed as a redhead, wanna get some dinner or see a movie some night? Haha Peace, Ace77man

[Filmhawk]

@ace77man thanks alot man! HAHAHA! dude im getting sick of that red head she is in alot of my thumbnails

[SaylorArnold]

hey here in west virginia my sister culd be my cuzin

[Filmhawk]

@SaylorArnold could be! haha thanks for the comment

[Filmhawk]

@SaylorArnold could be! haha thanks for the comment

[falloutgurl247]

always funny lol

[Filmhawk]

@falloutgurl247 thank you :) :)!

[Filmhawk]

@falloutgurl247  thank you :) :)!

[WSAM0TV]

Errr...Why did you like your own video? 0_o

[Filmhawk]

@WSAM0TV im just checking my likes and dislikes thats it

[DonVantel]

@Filmhawk Help comment the hell out of this video to help filmhawk!!! Thanks for the comment!

[MeltingHolster]

the laugh got me the most, lmao