Crime Reporter: Man Had Sex With Wife Thousands Of Times Before Killing Her

[Dunkzilla42]

1:52 "haunting" music that says Pure Mood on the CD's hahahahaha lmbooo

[Etnymony]

The onion is the realest news ive ever watched IN MY LIFE. anyone who says otherwise is a heritic. WE.WILL.ASSIMILATE.YOU. resistance is futile.

[ArtypNk]

Also, according to reliable sources, his wife smuggled the child into the country inside her. Entire family is disgusting.

[SalientK]

Fake. No married couple has sex that often.

[Rubberbandballer]

@SalientK I wish I could laugh at this...but it hits so close to home.

[BlaqNebula1]

@SalientK I agree her pussy would have worn out going on like that and his heart would have given out.

[musicforchewfaygs]

THAT BASTARD!

[AtWarWithShadows]

Lol

[LeTempleDuSoleil]

GOD FORBID THEY TALK ABOUT THEIR DAY!! What's wrong with the world?!

[MyChemicalBromance]

@LeTempleDuSoleil The fact that morons like you can't understand satire.

[tallbeatle]

"Sometimes.. they would watch t.v......"

[UnknownXV]

I love how they portray this as a real marriage.

That's what it is, a prison.

[UnknownXV]

I love onions.

[aidensmommy81909]

@chrismac2 stfu asshole being gay has nothing to do with this sick shit u racist bastard i fucking hate ppl like u u make me sick

[MangaDragon1991]

Candles, what is happening to this sick twisted world, and TV Huuuh! SHOCKING!

[stevebob240]

Sometimes... they would watch TV

OH THE HUMANITY

[ikurasake]

Gladstone, OR! lolol

[silencedshotv1]

"daddys bedroom sex-hole"

hahahahaahah

[VeronikaZombie]

I love how many ppl think this is real!! How can you NOT know what the Onion is?? That's like now knowing the Chive or FunnyorDie!

[AdmiralBetas]

lol he "stored" the baby

And wtf is up with this "sex dungeon" thing? XD

[noremixxx]

Lol.. I took this video seriously and then i saw the channel name.

[NinjassBlackyChan]

Disgusting how could someone rape someone under peoples noises for 10 long years lmao!!

[xJoeEDangerouslyx]

1-3 times a week? That's why that bitch got killed.

[HO1ySh33t]

I want a sex kingdom for myself

[PhenomenaArchive]

@HO1ySh33t dont we all.

[olympianlondon2012]

sometimes.... they watched tv

:O!!

[larodem]

Now I keep thinking of how to fit the term "Coital boogeyman" into a conversation.

[FrankiEmo92]

What's funny is that's quite a lot of sex...for a married couple.

[chrismac2]

This is also a perfect example why we can't let them legalize gay marriage.....this will only increase the number of people in these captive relationships! Down with marriage all-together! -/lame attempt at sarcasm-

[barisax25]

lol! The Onion hit it out of the park with this one!

[wowspare]

He watched TV with her? What a DEMON! I can't believe anyone could coerce someone into doing such a thing.

[panniize]

@wowspare its not real news genius

[wowspare]

@panniize I was being sarcastic lol

[9mizzle]

This is why we need to extend the patriot act... so that the government can catch more of these sick sick men...

[aFinnsTheory]

@abryan01 I know, right? Maybe you should contact these people and make it clear to them that they can't do this.

It's good to see someone here is smart enough to understand this video, instead of being MISINFORMED *wink*

[TheAetherspeak]

Yep that's the modern news media.

[RoyalMessup]

going upstairs into the sex dungeon

[CharlieWhitesWig]

Bhahahaha!

[abryan01]

What the Fuck is this stupidness

[FurFurKanga]

'Sometimes, they would watch TV'

LOL

[lendial]

brilliant

[twinkie13st]

That sick fuck. LOL

[Foxtrot1213]

more than a 1000 times over 10 years seems too low

[StickyIky]

On the sofa ...Where he ravaged her .... Doggystyle !!!! Before withdrawing and coming all over her bare back!!!!....

[arefboombaye]

From now on if anyone asks if this video is real instead of doing the right thing and telling them no, tell them it is. This way they will view all the other videos and we'll have an army of ill informed humans roaming the streets and making us laugh

[55grainFMJ]

@arefboombaye Just like Fox news.

[Swansen03]

@arefboombaye isn't it already this way?

[Japaneseanimeguy]

@arefboombaye You think that now but you don't want a bunch of fools fed poor information going about liekt that. Rather than being funny they'll stop being funny after barging on several people who are in regular situations like most sensible people would be and maybe they'd even be stupid enough to hurt people badly. an army of idiots fed misinformation is actually very dangerous because there is actually enough of them to form a couple of armies. Strange that there's so many.

[Krazypillz95]

Sex Kingdom LOL

[pumacat4]

Sounds like marriage to me

[TrelosGreek]

.....the child was "stored" in a room ... LMAOoooooooooooooooooooooo

[Savedpianolover]

".....Sometimes they would watch tv." lol

[XRedxEyedxWandererX]

thats some creepy music...

[mog180]

Im sorry, but me laughing at someone murdering his wife is not wrong. The fact that how ridiculously dubbed and describing his wife as a "sex slave" is forcing me to giggle, therefore this video is wrong. But kinda funny.

[paulsire1979]

total crap !!

[cutiepatootie66]

This is how marriage is, no joke.

[R5H4D0W]

@cutiepatootie66 once every 4 days? you are alot better than some of us my friend.

[haosninja100]

i wonder how much babies see would of got

[tthedarkangel]

wow he made it 10 years before killing her damn the man was patiant

[ALPHADESIGNTAMPICO]

MAN: Did you ever hear noises? Coming out the house

OLD LADY: Well, sometimes I heard the radio

MAN's MIND: To cover up the scream.

Priceless! xD

[Naroon201]

"Sometimes...They would watch TV" = Died laughing at this part. Perfectly shows how programs nowadays (hell, even in the past) over-dramatize everything.

[TheYouwontgetit]

what a sick perverted monster...!!!

[juice23]

Haha

[SethConservative]

it's just fucking awsome xD

[PieBloc]

"Sometimes... They would watch TV"

LMAO

[thevoodoophoenix]

I love peoples comments most of all...they think its real!

[XoTicGunner]

Sex dungeon lmfao! I love the onion!

[xXD3ATHxKLOKXx]

god are you people serious of course its a joke go to the onion news.com

[3rdsnowleopard]

That sick bastard deserves to rot in hell.

[sucrilhus]

HAHAHAHAH... Onion news .... omg... genius...pure genius...

It's funny because it's true, they ALL do that.

[EezeeGroover]

@teenspirit1 how old are you/were you when you made this comment?

[teenspirit1]

@EezeeGroover I was not-american-so-I-don't-have-t­o-know-every-cliche-in-your-cu­lture old. Douche.

[Rayman4321]

@busterxxl

Last line, pardon?

[ScientificExploits]

Wow, that reporter sure turned things around. O.O

[fornello123]

the onion is not funny. they give away the punchline in the title. where's the tension?

[BrotherGoons]

@fornello123 A lot of 'real news snippets' do that

[pretzelzetzel]

@fornello123 the punchline is given away within about 5 seconds of the beginning of the video anyway. actual news stories, perhaps you'll notice, are also organised in this fashion.

ah!

it isn't funny if you're a cynical asshole. maybe that's your problem.

[WafflezDay]

Sometimes, they would watch TV. LOL

[jenna145645678]

omg. that means.... my mums a sex slave to my day! and im their sex slaved child!

[erozpl01]

is this a joke?

[macarthur19]

@erozpl01 Of course it's a joke it's the Onion.

[LittleBrightLED]

Reporter: Did you ever hear noises coming from the house?

Neighbor: Well sometimes I heard the radio

Reporter: To cover up the screaming

hahahahahaha

[mrsabiankem]

is this real?

[BrotherGoons]

@mrsabiankem Yes, this is real.

[KrippleKicker]

Bedroom sexhole HA!

[MrMaar13]

LOL the face at 2:00

[Werechimps1]

wait.. is this dateline? LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO(:

[m1c000l]

although this is just a joke it shows how programs like this can make something that is very innocent look wrong and evil

[MexicanBearFighter]

"flex his power over her and ask her about her day" hahahaha! best part!

[holyfrost2]

They watched TV!? That vile scum! People like him should be killed on the spot!

[zzyzx0788]

Lol love the Onion. This particular one reminded me of the stories Colbert always does

[nlytend1]

Old woman: "...sometimes I head the radio..."

Announcer: (quickly finishes) "...to cover up the screaming."

LMAO

[cronon94]

if they took out the obvious hints that this is fake and put it an a real news channel, it would sound like the other murder stories on there

[SubZeroSkyLine]

Who knew a woman could die in the kitchen........

[lilcbeadlesluva]

Booooooooooooooooooo idiot the dudes a rhapest people watch out

[mrstrisha1976]

WHAT! ? they had SEX in their bedroom? and she bore him a son? HOW dare they have sex on the honeymoon and in their bedroom. the nerve of them to watch tv together. WHAT the F%$& kinda show is this? nobody is THAT stupid enough to believe this show is real, are they??

[Savstad95]

@mrstrisha1976

I did, the first time i watched this, like 6 months ago! Wtf was i thinking?????

[mrstrisha1976]

@Savstad95 LOL :D so did my sis.........hehehe

[chesleycareystar]

THIS FAKE!!!

[Toyman1982]

@chesleycareystar REALLY?!?!?!?!

[chesleycareystar]

@Toyman1982 10000000000% TRUE.

[erozpl01]

@Toyman1982 hahah nah i thought the same thing then I noticed the onion.

[geffrod]

@chesleycareystar It's an accurate representation of how drama generating, sensationalist techniques are often used in programs like 48hours to paint a different story. Obscure camera angles, camera filters, audio editing, hasty-generalizations, loaded words, out of context interviews, implied broader implications of actions not seen--all in the name of entertainment. People and events are a guide line to tell a story-- and stupid people take the story at face value and lives are ruined.

[lurch321]

This man had sex with his wife "thousands of times" before killing her? I hope he is slowly tortured in prison..................I think I'm gonna be sick.

[calapanpo]

@lurch321  You're an idiot.

[WillShakespeare2007]

I watch 48 hours so totally get this. I saw an episode of that where a women had been raped and killed and it told how the police found sex toys bedside cabinet. Then the defense brought up the sec toys in court as if they had some bearing on the case. I was gob smacked. Excellent satire.

[fatesd84]

Alot of people on commenting think this is real. its scary how little awareness and intelligence is left in this country.

[fatesd84]

with the right words and errie music you can make checking a book out from the library look like a double homicide.

[sillymoo89]

hahaha wtf what a load

[7724865]

how do the guy talking know all this stuff. its pissing me off

[darkzero16]

WTH did I just watch?

[ThePunisherNWO]

Is this a comedy show?

[Gonnakillyou]

@ThePunisherNWO It's satire.

[waliid1000]

man have sex with his wife,taking her to movies,restrontes,what is going on here that is what i do when i get married to my wife , i have sex with her and take her to the movies and restrauntes, is that a crime or i,m missing some thing,or do they mean that he have sex with her when he kill her,can pls some body help.

[ShaithMaster]

the man is usually the prisoner

[sexykatie90]

thumbs up if you like Crime Reporter: Man Had Sex With Wife Thousands Of Times Before Killing Her

[NukedKrav]

Absolutely brilliant :) poor John lol

[imtherealbomb]

Is this supposed to be a joke?

Everything they said sounds like a normal routine aside from the ending....

[ShaithMaster]

@imtherealbomb yes its a joke

[bostonewyork1]

I own a sex slave like that right now. I'm thinking about killing her some time before the end of the year.

[FukAufYewPrik]

@bostonewyork1 sick fuck. i'm calling the authorities

[MrSpeedMachine14]

Sometimes...they would watch t.v. LOL =)

[Vankpker034]

Man: I love you......

Women: I love you to....

*Goes and has sex*

Man: That was amazing! Now die.

[WumTung]

it's a joke?

or it is for real



[Thaer35]

@WumTung, Its real, duh...

[TheUsername1029]

this perfectly reflects how the news dramatizes even the most mundane stories as a desperate attempt to fill up their programming

[TheDesertScratch]

A thousand times? That's a working marriage as far as I'm concerned.

[datingfree1a1]

I enjoyed Your Short Film

[goonerboy93]

u retards... lol

[redbunnyx3x]

he got 6 years for raping his wife for years and then killing her, WTF?

[MerciX1001]

6 years 6 years? He should be killed.

[littleloonykel]

Dramaticly: "sometimes, they would watch, T.V" dun dun dun...... O_o

[Bonez0r]

Unbelievable how many people think it's real! Hilarious :D

[H0ll0w360]

That guy is a syco path!

[j255173]

sex kingdom, sex dungeon, sex hole lololol

[RUGERVAN]

Fuckin tards dont freak this is the onion news network! Aka a Joke!!!! Lol

[jcrazy1992]

thats stupid



[kollintrevallion]

To cover up the screaming.

[VampX9]

lol epic awesomeness

[klrietmann]

Pretty typical behavior for Gladstone.

[ebtricks]

Fucking sick bastard. 

[fierytwins]

Maybe he wanted to have sex with her but she said she've HAD ENOUGH! so he probably tried to force her but he eventually killed her :/

[dulltony1]

@fierytwins of course they said he rapped her while killing her cuz he was so angry he killed her

[bearfeetz]

Coital boogeyman! Lolol!

[DjFruityCake]

And sometimes, they would watch TV...........

[MammothWooly]

The childs room, steps away from the sex dungeon.

[CrazyMayze]

Well, this is scary but how do they know HE killed her? Maybe Someone broke into the house? Just because they have ... three times a week doesnt mean he raped her.

Tell me im wrong iif i am. But please dont hate me.

[Albion103]

@CrazyMayze Its fake dude :l

[Snowboarding182]

@CrazyMayze do you know this is a joke?



[sxv32idf]

Ahhh the onion can do such funny things. It sounds weird saying it here but I do think I'll show this to my mom; she'd get a good laugh outta it

[emberhighlife]

what did i just see omg

[dancnkc]

See true crime that is just as bizarre, but REAL - The Weekly Vice dot com

[JordanTheM]

That one minute between seeing this and realising it's from The Onion...

[nobodyxhere]

wth

[Stealth703]

Wow... I have sex with my wife like... 2 or 3 times a week, but i don't treat my wife like that, why would anyone treat his/her loved ones like that?

[iPhailure1]

@Stealth703 Do you actually believe this? Because if you do, you might be mentally challenged.

[Stealth703]

@iPhailure1 I don't, im just messing around.... the ONION sign on the right top, why would i believe it...

[comicguy00]

@Stealth703 lol, you dont speak or go out with your wife? thats tragic.

[Boodhunnilesh]

marriage sucks and its a big fail

[darkspirit581]

I don't get it.

[Izlandzadi14]

@darkspirit581 *facepalm*

[vaskater07]

i don't get it. how did she die?

[MultiSharon86]

@vaskater07 she got hit in the head

[babylonian]

God, the editing of this is SO DOPE. So well done!

[aap998]

"well, sometimes I heared the radio..." TO COVER UP THE SCREAMING

[exmo7]

And sometimes...they would watch TV....lol

[Rawbdog]

Upstairs, into the sex dungeon LOL

[ZhangtheGreat]

I can't believe this MONSTER! He had sex with his WIFE?!?! They produced a CHILD?!?! He told his wife about his day often?!?! They watched TV together?!?!? And his wife was so weak that she COOKED for him?!?! What have we as a society come to?!?!

[pretzelzetzel]

@ZhangtheGreat are you fucking retarded? you know this is a joke, right?

[ZhangtheGreat]

@pretzelzetzel, the fact that you failed to see the obviousness in the tone of my words makes me really worried about you.

[Rayman4321]

@ZhangtheGreat ''More than 1000 times in 10 years''

One year has 365 days, so he would only need 3 years.

Everything I see in this vid is completely normal, even for the fact that people never saw or heard anything.

Talking about eachother's days and watching TV together is normal too.

Is TheOnion just one big troll or something?

[ZhangtheGreat]

@Rayman4321, I repeat what I said to @pretzelzetzel.

[BusterXXXL]

@Rayman4321 hmmm, after checking your channel: Yes, the Onion is a so called Satire Show. It is a joke about cheap produced news shows, that overdramatize harmless incidents to make their viewers curious. You might want to talk with your parents about any TheOnion videos you find hard to understand or disturbing.

[newt1972]

Sex dungeon!!!! I love it!

[hazelamym]

for a while there i thought i'd accidentally clicked on a fox news video.  ^_^

[bobthehobo1000]

is it werd if when i got back from school, and my room smelled like sex?

[woodus55]

That sick bastard!!!!! had sex with his wife?! lol

[cakesofdeath]

@woodus55 ha ha thats funny man! lol